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CTRL+V DO IT NOW!!!

NO FUNNY BUSINESS!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4e3hNGzViM
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>767578104
EAT SHIT AND DIE PIG
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he
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Ice Poseidon
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>>767578104
https://9gag.com/gag/a9p6z7m
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Chloe Camilla
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https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/531659

Really reminds me of a track from BF3's nuke level.
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NO BOYS. NO DRINKING. NO BOYS. MO DRINKING. NO BOYS. NO DRINKING. please be smart alright, I know you will dang it but please be smart. This is really hard for me because I've always been a tremendously good person and have never gone to a party. When I text you are to answer. The party is not and will not ever be more important than me. You better know what you are doing. Please don't do anything to ruin us. I know you won't but a reminder never hurt. Around 9:30 text me when you'll be home. Have fun. I love you bunches. I don't know why I allow this but whatever go. NO BOYS. NO DRINKING. and I love you
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>>767579096
there are some trust issues going on right there...
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>>767578104
i haven't ctrl+C yet it just started
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>>767578104
https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls
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or jerking off that often
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2giBAfDOGw
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>>767578104
Lul
Faggit
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>>767579096
Then she went and got drunk and pulled a train in the alley behind the party
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https://twitter.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/991828020808863744?s=20
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400351635886440459/441671571820511252/Screenshot_20180424-184209.jpg
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the last conversation was that he would have to push the project out to their 2019 budget.
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>>767578104
https://psmag.com/news/who-are-the-incels-of-4chan-and-why-are-they-so-angry
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441659284040712192/441671562719002624/3kyO_2QKQned7yG4_vdoRJpHWUvOI37tvVEtCQj_RcOuPcuqEKLjIuin5hBxtQROGrrlJ7_thekIFV8ockll1AKGyGyKtA7aR7LY.png
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Marina Ginestà
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>>767578104
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>>767579940


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https://youtu.be/j5WJZON9Nl8?t=76
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Mung Daal
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>>767579940
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okidoki
Exp[-1 ((x - 5)/5)^2]
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http://dailycaller.com/2018/05/02/reuters-poll-black-male-approval-for-trump-doubles-in-one-week/
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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>>767580437
He only got suspended because it was against the pens
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>>767578104
Nodame Cantabile Finale
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>>767578104
www25 dot zippyshare dot com slash v slash 6eOobXVH slash file dot html
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>>767578104
nigger heaven
Word Origin
noun, Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive.
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peanut gallery (def 1).
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>>767578104
15,433.60

(my annual grocery expenses)
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http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1525381809822.webm
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'we apologize for any inconvenience, however a recent security update no longer allows loading of content in frames, such as embedded video.
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Razzle Dazzle Promotions
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>REFBALL
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>>767578104
Listen to Back Again - Lil KWA by Lil KWA #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/lilkwa/back-again-lil-kwa This kid is fucking anoying, please dont listen to this faggot.
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>>767582024
Pass?
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>>767582069
wtf do you eat, anon?
that's like $13k/mo
$400/day
>grocery expenses
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>>767583784
Maybe it's not dollars
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H3, idubbbz, ACG, maxmoefoe, vsauce, ethan bradberry,lianghubb ,syberbolt, i could keep going, but those come to mind
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Sorry Officer I can't control V now.
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>>767583784
For you 15k / 12 = 13k? Wtf?
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>>767578104
Ces règles n'incluent pas de manières plus importantes que que être adressé(abordé) à l'école. L'aiguille de mot son't se présente une fois dans le document en règle générale. Aussi, inhalant les substances qui n'ont pas de combustion dans votre corps(organisme). Ces règles doivent être mises en œuvre à l'école pour maintenir(entretenir) un environnement sûr pour des étudiants
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Mantlets

like srsly.....I still have no idea what Mantlets is?
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3UMQTu

If someone can figure out wtf it means, please let me know. I saw it posted as a comment in another thread.
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BARK BARK BARK BARK
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nowi_by_
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>>767578104
TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap TriHard 7 Clap
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86fQTI2Qu2w
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>>767578104
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1525386087373.gif
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Alienware 17 R4
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>>767578350
Desist criminal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peUe-82Qgs4
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https://youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8
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>>767578104
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PAMPLONA
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>>767578104
Phoebe_Heyerdahl
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>>767578104
Jak intencje kształtują komunikat? Odwołać się do tekstu Tadeusza Pszczołowskiego "Sztuka przekonywania", innych tekstów kultury i własnych doświadczeni językowych.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5935932/naked-news-auditions-nude-anchors/
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>>767585433
Wow, I guess being a conservative, professional monkeyspeaker is cool now.
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>>767584723
It's a licence plate
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>>767578104
This is why I come to /b/
http://young.camteenz.com
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https://youtu.be/MY674ifeZgw
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https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6384211
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>>767578104
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/74392503/
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>>767578104
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=624843094
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>>767578998
chill track anon
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G̣̖̣̻̳̰i̥̼̗ͅͅve͚ ̬̤y̖̦̬̝our̥̯̱̖s̟̹ḛ̜̝̟͖̯l̯̯̪f̻̪͚͙̖̘ ̠͉͔̜t͖̤̺̣̥o̙̥ ͙͍̺̞̬ͅm͚̯͎e͚͉̘̰ ̪̤͕̩̟p̪r̘̠͖o̪͓̱ve̞̰͉̖̟ t̙͚o̼͚̬̤̙̘ ̮͈͍̠̟m͎̮̗͎̣̟e͍͉ ͅy̙͖o̠̯̮̬̙͉ṷ̝̰r͈̣̯̺ ̗͖͈̪̼wo͈r͎t̩̫͎̠h̜͙̩
͓͙̖̥͎I̦ ̳o͕͓̠̻͓̙̞f̘͕f̘̖e̥r͚͍̻̼͖͇ ̠̹̝̞ͅy̰͔͎̟̥o̖̯̗̪̳u̻ ̳̦u͖͚ṋ̱͎̮i̺̩͈͓̘͍m̪̹̦͉̖a̹͉̤̩̰̩g̩͍̱̤͔̟͎i͚n̬̻a͍̘b̦l̮̰̠e̼͔̩̜̖̺ p̠̤o̥͍̝̭̥̟w̟̯̞̝e͎̺̯̖̺̠r͈ b̖̪̯u͓̝t ̹̣ͅy̳̜o̝u͎̳͙̰̮̠ ̱͚̟̩̻ͅh̜ͅͅa̝̦͚͙v̥e̝̮̺ ̻t̬̞̺̖̣̪o̖̭ ͚
͙̠̝̦̯̝̗t̪̣a̳̺̰k̘̳͎̱ͅe̯̦͉̘ͅ ̙t͍̦ͅh͙̙͓͙͈e ̳̠͍̭̩̤f̫͇̰̝̩͓̱i͖̥̱̹̙r͇͕͓̰̝̼̖s͔̟̹̝̯̹ͅt͔ ̪̹͍̝̝̮st͓͉͔̞͚e̼p ̯̯̳̗̟̟ͅp̻̼̹̩̖r̪͙͚̦̳̖o͉̦̘v̤͈͇̼̞̣ͅe͙̪̩ ̼͚͈͕t̙̻̦̰o̥̝̞͇̦͔͕ m̖̻e̮̟͉̤̳̝͎ y͔̥͍̺ou̖̜͓̞͇r͚̱͕̳̖ ̮̰̻͓͓̝ḷ̺͚̼̤o̞͉̘y̰͕̘͈a͈̟̼̪̠̭͍l͉̰͖̺͕̼ty
̳̟͔̙O͙͍͙̼̖̳̗ff̻͙̺͎e̠ṟ̬ ̺m̜̬e͎ ̫͓̥̝̳͍̜the̞͔͍̥ ͇͈͎͎̳̖̱s͚̙̯̭̳̗ͅo̺̬͓u͇l̳͎ͅ ̭̤̙̪̼͚of̪̻̬ ̯̭̘a̹̼ ̟͇̻̟f̩̝͙̱͚̺i̞rs̯͚͇ͅt̻b͖̙̗̪̱͍̻o̪̖̮̥̠̼r̜̣͓͎ͅn̩̮͙͍ ̘̘̥͎͔̬c̭h̦i̱̺ͅl͖͕d̠̘͖ ͉b̗͔͍͕̞̮a͉ͅt͉̭h͍ͅe̟̬
͚͈̺i͚̬̺̬̼n͔̱̰͓̹̼ th̬̜ḙ̺̣͍ ̞̻͉͕b̠͎l̹̰o͚o̤̬̫̺d̞ ̪͎̞̪̞a̮̣͍nḓ̼̩̮̣ ̱p͓͕̣̬r̹e͇̻͈̪̭͚ͅs̫e̤͍͚̻̭n͈͔̟̞̭t͈̻̙̠ ̦̥̬͉t̟͕̮̪̖̼o̤̮̝̼ m̙̣̜̝͍̭ͅe ͕yͅo̩͕̱ṳ͖̦̼̜r͎͙̰͕̻s̪̦̺ͅe̝̥̮̗͎͎͉l͙͔̻̩̖̩f̹̦͓͖
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8rm7v
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7nqeQnYTY
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>>767578104
HEMCCVJK
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>>767587165

Zip password?
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>>767578104
N.i.g.g.l.e.t
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>>767587165
Link's expired
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https://youtu.be/6WiAQ8zRars
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[HttpPost("[controller]")]
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>>767578104
pure wilder
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https://youtu.be/5rdWlVyN9es
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https://imgur.com/a/umRG7
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>>767578104
"Blueprint'/Game/PrimalEarth/CoreBlueprints/Resources/PrimalItemResource_Element.PrimalItemResource_Element'"
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Vreezi (Rheezi) - Last Tuesday at 6:05 AM
im kinda torn, i picked up an ancient scepter of sue min
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Some of you people have no morals, I am 13 and I do NOT mastrobate. Even though most of you dont follow your religon (if you even have one). Mastrobating constantly is a sin, it solves absolutely nothing and just leaves you wanting more. I have a very close friend and he is addicted. If any of you get cought, im not gonna be sorry for you, I will laugh at you. Just wait wait till marrage to do all of that stuff, the first time with your life partner will be more enjoyable.
SAFE SEX IS NO SEX
my name is matt, I am 13, and I do NOT mastrobate
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>>767578104
https://julianapostata.deviantart.com/art/Ultimate-Gladiatrix-13-130256802
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Topячий ключ
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>>767569173
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>>767589766
what was it anon?
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>>767578104
iJoy Maxo 315W TC Mod
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methamphetamine
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Der Winter ist doch geil! Solche geilen jungen Früchtchen findest du jetzt in der Sauna. Da kann man doch nicht meckern. Diese sexy Girls bringen deine Fantasien in Schwung. Schau dich jetzt geil. Viel Spaß mit den Bildern!
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https://youtu.be/j_OE5TT0Ijg
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6a3bc03a3 shit my pass
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>>767578104
i dont have anything copied down
sorry
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// After arrvingin from D to C, stop the aircraft
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Disabled men who live at home must register with Selective Service. A friend or relative may help a disabled man fill out the registration form if he can't do it himself.
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