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Can anything you have beat this cop?
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>>767610643
a homemade emp could
a bunch of magnets as well
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>>767610712
emp proof and magnet wont get close enough
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>>767610776
-60/10
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I have white skin.
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Water you dumb cunt
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>>767610643
I'm not telling you, pig.
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>>767610643
cop calls in backup:


theyre now unbeatable
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>>767610849
/thread
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>>767611017
>Be white
>doesn't matter
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>>767610788
>electronic
>emp proof
>magnet proof
yeah dawg no amount of sci fi can stop that from happening
its metal, and electronics
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>>767611162
That's not robocop
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Okay, so I don't actually have a gun because my mom won't let me have one but... theoretically a gun could stop him.
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>>767611101
where did i say it was 'magnet proof'. i said it wont get close to any strong magnet. plus whose to say its not metal but some type of futuristic super strong polymer material. youre still dead bud
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>>767610643
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>>767611279
No if you're white you receive a medal
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>>767611162
FYI, this is exactly the type of shit that gets you in trouble, nigger. If you respected officers of the law, you wouldn't get shot at. They wouldn't pay you any mind at all.
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>>767611279
if its polymer it can just be melted with heat and then destroyed with an emp once its been opened up
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>>767611381
dude thats some original shit man. you a professional comedian/?
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>>767611459
Nigger detected
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>>767611428
again, assume electronics within are emp proof, polymer is also likely heat resistant seeing as its made for combat
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>>767610643
Just send a chi wave at him to throw him to the ground.
Use aura to block and deflect bullets.
Easy.
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>>767611571
Light saber
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>>767611580
you just keep him down until you can disable him then? that seems too risky
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>>767610643
A cup of water
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>>767611675
fine, its an ai built for warfare, its likely way faster than you and can probably also use a mele weapon better than you
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>>767611571
not even glocks are heat proof, so idk why youre saying this
everything has a melting point
all you have to do is use thermite
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>>767611789
I'm a super saiyan high in meth with a light saber, I win
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>>767611408
lol. Different guy but white, and cops are fucking power fantasy faggots. Fuck cops.
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>>767611922
But you dindu nuffin, right?
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>>767611869
youve killed it. good job. heres his replacement: good luck hitting it with a projectile (super fast, agile)
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>>767612071
I'm a super saiyan high on meth with two light sabers, I win
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>>767612139
XDLOLZOMG
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>>767612196
I win
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>>767612196
Fuck off
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All you have to do is open your laptop, open a .txt file and write
“Self destruct killer robot” and save it as a .bat file. Save it and run as administrator, enter your password and the robot will self destruct.
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>>767611009
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>>767612071
his arm is already breaking so I know the limbs are weak spots, I set up landmines and blow him into a nugget
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>>767610643
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>>767610643
The first law of robotics
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>>767612485
arm is not broken during your fight. depending on terrain (assuming its mines he cannot detect) robot will usually travel from tree to tree, building to building, rarely touching the groung. also feet are small.
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>>767612666
>666 activated.
robot '2's speed increased. no longer trackable on radar or tracking optics. bitch
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>>767612666
Satanic trips of truth.
Robot cannot harm or by inaction cause harm.
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>>767612536
actually yes... we create a bot that is equal to the cop to fight it for us.
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>>767612666
Or the send law of robotics.
A robot must do anything a human tells it to do.
Tell it to kill itself.
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>>767613350
the second law***
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>>767613350
these laws OBVIOUSLY dont apply to an autonomous AI
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>>767612071
looks like this is what will end us. nothing can stop its speed and agility and especially its unpredictability due to its versatility... were fucked, find your nearest noose
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>>767610643
>>767611017
I have some old .30-06 M2 AP ammo. Pretty sure that’d penetrate to do enough damage to shut them down.
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>>767610643
My desire to die.
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>>767614090
that might be the best option, these do sufficient damage and can destroy its polymer (not the armour). only issue is that it would require a great shot, or another robot to operate the weapon to ensure accuracy. they can learn to use more armour though...
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>>767614397
(you haven't beat it yet; guns just level the playing field a bit)
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>>767613283
That's actually the orig robot, but it turns out he only had a nerf (TM) gun all along as can be seen if you open the photo to see the nerf dart (TM) exiting the barrel and the phrase "Nerf or Nothing"(TM) the tagline for nerf (TM) products..
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>>767614529
i know....
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>>767614490
What about knives?
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>>767614397
Well, I suppose I can pull out my big boy.
I’ve ordered a GM6 Lynx .50BMG that should be here this year.
It’s a really big, heavy bullet traveling real fast. Shouldn’t take long to make them into expensive broken tech.
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>>767611017
>>767610643
>pic
ordered to attack the bots. its clearly faster and stronger, enemy bots will be significantly slowed by weight of any gun big enough to do massive damage so they will have to rely on accuracy and unconventional methods like traps. prove me wrong
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>>767615400
what about knives?
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>>767615554
so youll rely on a single gun to either catch the bot by surprise with, or hope that you can outgun it when face to face? id rather throw explosives at it from the inside of a metal box... not smart
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>>767615630
same bot:
bipedal + posable thumbs
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>>767615757
It’s a 5 shot, recoilless .50bmg semi auto bullpup anti material rifle.
I am fairly certain a man sized robot ain’t gonna win.
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>>767615757

a Ma Deuce will cut these stupid bots to pieces. a Barret .50 will cut these things to pieces. They aren't dense enough. Your gay robot fantasy is killed by 100 year old gun design.
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>>767615959
your weapon is in the range of 100% capable of downing the first police bot, but his backup, although still vulnerable to your weapon, is much more heavily armoured. you still loose as your fighting skills (human ability) is dwarfed by that of the Ai/robot so he wins with accuracy, strength, resilience.. ect. its a machine my g...
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>>767616169
we cannot rely on the chance that we hit a lucky shot
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>>767616240
You have no clue as to my training or skill set though.
I’ve been a 3 gun competition shooting champion for 5 years now in my state in the division I play in, was once an alternate on the US Junior Olympics shooting team and was always part of my state’s shooting junior team going to the Olympics.
I work at a gun range as an instructor and range officer.
I have literally spent thousands of hours shooting guns competitively and professionally.
I am fairly certain I could disable both robots with 2-3 magazines, total, depending on their material compesition.
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>>767616783
Composition*
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>>767616783
God you are full of shit, also massive cocksucking fag
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>>767610643
My car
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>>767610643
A good guy with a gun.
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>>767611017
why would a robot need a scope?
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>>767610643
easy, judo chop
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Water
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>>767611408
I somehow doubt that posting pictures of dead cops (best kind of cop) from a movie is the type of shit that gets you in trouble with the law.
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>>767611279
bRO, shut your fucking mouth, an EMP will fuck your shit up you dumb nigger.
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>>767610643
I got a couple live grenade my Gramps left me when he past.
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I win
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