Still going, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
>>692247517
Dubs Rollan cont
Can I get a reading? Buddy?
bump
Second
-Sweet Roll
>>692247777
dem quads
>>692247694
Re
>>692247777
Fuck you and your quads
>>692247391
get, tarot please?
>>692247864
Something something blue something dead inside something something
>>692247391
>>692247837
Umm..
>>692247777
pardon my french but
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
-Sweet Roll
>>692247932
Shitballls
Singles get
The thread still hasn't been cursed...
Hello I'm Reimu's new kinda of assistant, I'l offer my readings too if your last 2 digits sum as 9!
>>692247763
What would you ask the tarots?
>>692247391
I started doing something about the site, wanna see?
>>692248022
I'm cursed with eternal singles
>>692248017
Re
>>692248022
>>692248128
Being eternally single is a curse
>>692248179
Im you but stronger
>>692248128
Reeeeeeeeeeeroll
>>692247987
That you have very poor choice in leaders. But now I'm not so sure...
>>692248283
No gets here friend
>>692248325
Attempt number 14
>>692248108
Sure! I'd love to!
>>692248022
Reimu's mere presence curses the thread. I thought we'd covered this already.
>>692246481
>>692247987
Thank you Marisa. Your patronage is well respected and appreciated by the Imperator.
>>692248108
I don't have anything work for the next 2 weeks. Why do I feel like shit.
>>692248598
OK fuck my luck right in the ass I have gotten one off on like half of my posts
>>692248598
15 attempts!?
Poor anon. If I get dubs here, you can have them.
If GET then I would love a tarot.
>>692248613
Because you are growing tired of your routine, be it get up and play virus and sleep
Shake things up a bit go out
>>692248717
Re
>>692248598
I'm donating my dubs to you, too.
>>692248763
You made it over here to the new thread! I was afraid we'd lose you.
Fortune teller! I am in need of your most accurate fortunes.
>>692248867
redo
>>692248717
I can just give you one of mine or Manhattan's that he tried to donate if you want. I'm starting to feel bad for you at this point...
>>692248880
Reroll for the third to last time
>>692248899
Nah it's cool I don't even want a reading I just want to roll a dubs
>>692247391
I have a huge porn addiction help please?
>>692249063
Second to last
>Inb4 singles get
>>692247391
Andrew Heath is back mother fuckers!
>>692247775
GOOD TO SEE YA
>>692248934
I am in need of your fortune telling if I am to be successful in battle! Please fortune teller
>>692249168
That's something only a therapist can help with I think... I have no idea how you'd do it other than cutting off all your access to the internet.
>>692249186
And last attempt before I go to bed
The one and only 100% true singles get I will ever have as i have called it out
>>692249168
get one of these
>>692249298
hiya
>>692249358
OK I was expecting some great get
Son I am disapoint
Test Poast
~ Saori
>>692249453
I sort of want to take it up to 30 attempts with 8 more rolls
>>692248899
Awww~ How sweet of you.
>>692248763
I don't believe I've met you before! Hello there~
>>692248880
That's the thing though. I wanna get up and do something other than just browse /b/ and play vidya. I wanna exercise but I can't drag myself out of bed to do it.
Fortune teller...
>>692249554
OK kill me please 7 more Swiss rolls
>>692249488
SAORI LIVES
>>692249627
Not as bad as one off trips 6
>>692249488
And here I was just saying in the last thread how we'd never see you again!
>>692249559
Hey Bunny. I keep missing you
no past no future no present only post
>>692249734
5
Hey a big old 25 a nice number maybe I give up now cuz I'm just killing the thread
>>692249391
It's not masturbation it's just at work or at home even when not alone I'll just watch porn without even touching myself
>>692249847
Nah too much work
4
Reading
>>692249917
3
I've got a bad feeling that dubs are disabled for me
Rooooll for readig, go dags go
>>692249643
>>692249759
Posting from my phone, so whats good guys, I currently want to die
~ Saori
>>692250006
2
If my finger hadn't slipped I would have probably gotten 0000
>>692249847
Nonsense. You're welcome to roll as much as you want, it's not doing me any harm.
>>692248899
Yuuh, well. I-i'm sorta lurking. I suppose.
>>692249559
Ah, hello! I don't believe we have either. I'm kinda new, I think.
>>692247391
Because of my double shit fortunes I take it upon myself to declare that I am a bad omen. From this point forward I shall refer to myself as ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD barren of bad ramen!
>>692250124
1
I got Satan trips earlier but I wasn't rolling sadly
>>692248613
Ok!
>Knight of Swords in the upright position
>A forceful figure dressed in armor wielding a sword
Represents the strength of a young man, action, and the impetuosus dash into de unknown, this could represent you.
>Ten of Swords in the upright position:
>A figure is shown pierced by ten swords
Stands for ruin, affliction and sadness, disappointment, this represents your actual situation.
> XI Justice in the upright position:
>A crowned female figure holds the scales of justice and a heavy double edged sword that give her the ability to decide right from wrong.
She represents fairness and balance, the outcome will be fair.
It seems there is a lot of conflict in you or your life, there is not a reason in the cards now but justice will come and everything will be in balance but that doesn't mean it will be in your favor, it's just a matter of how you see it.
Take care :3
>>692248522
roguestar altervista org
It's just a test for now, you can already register or just see the login with test/test as id/pass
>>692250006
nice dubs and trips
>>692247391
other than one of my pets dying recently, a traumatic childhood with undiagnosed anxiety and crippling depression with a broken family, i think i'm pretty good. how are you guys?
>>692249560
Roll for reading.
>>692250211
Fucking checked
>>692250053
Whats the matter, saori?
-Sweet Roll
>>692249824
Ah! I'm sorry... How are you doing tonight~?
>>692250165
Then on behalf of everyone... Welcome to the Hakurei Shrine~
>>692250366
Holy shit, double check
>>692248533
Wooo~!
>>692248350
S-Shes a good Empress! But my love and devotion is still only for you~<3
>>692249554
>>692249627
you actually get a reading from me for getting 54 and 27, reimu's assistant :3 What should I ask the cards?
>>692250053
The usual.
Here's a picture of Sim Reimu's tits, I hope it cheers you up.
>>692250211
Hahahaha... you got dubs! Still want a reading? If so, what's the focus?
>>692250276
And last roll before bed for reals this time
I was referring to
>>692239666
Btw
Also singles get
Hey can i get some love advice? maybe tarot if im lucky
>>692247391
>Fortune tell?
Go to fucking >>>x
>>692250505
Roll again! Ahh i'll get it sooner or later
>>692250578
You aren't.
>>692250505
I didn't want a reading at least not anymore I just wanted to kick fate in the ass and get something
>>692250303
Thanks! That's actually pretty uplifting.
Also >>692250355 my dubs can go to whoever wants them.
>>692250549
Yes ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD would like a tarot card reading. The subject being my general future or for my inner quest for peace
>>692250234
I just feel so lonely. I made a whole bunch of new friends, they actually invited me out last night, it was so weird to be wanted. I'm liked by most all my co-workers and recently got a promotion along with a seperate job and on top of that I'm going back to school in the fall.
It's a cruel fate to be liked by all and loved by none
~ Saori
>>692250680
Oh I guess you don't want my reading then :( The offer always stands if the dubs don't appear :)
>>692250570
I'll stick around and chat about my shitty luck for a bit I guess
AMA
>>692250488
That's no empress, friend
>>692250409
No worries. I'm alive and buzzed, so i guess I'm alright. How are you?
>>692250409
Thanks! I hope I manage to fit in.
>>692250826
I am happy to see the cards have eased your mind :3 Come again!
>>692247391
Please can I have a tarrot reading anon. I'm desperate at this point.
>>692250409
Although that was nice, and still might've been good at this time, she is not THAT new, she has been on a couple times
apologies if I sound like a jerk
-Sweet Roll
Should I forget about her OP? Such a pull of energy towards her..idk what to do. Help!
>>692251124
Sex her hard
>>692247391
Please OP can I have a reading?
>>692251199
HOLY FUCK FINALLY
May not have been a roll but JESUS that took way too long
>>692251199
Double double, double misfortune in your future.
>>692251068
I beg your pardon? Have you not seen the see through part of this skirt? That automatically verifies someone as being high born.
>>692251386
Misfortune already dun happened
>>692251068
>*leans in closer*
Hm?
>>692251068
Sounds like a good time~ Wish I could say the same! I'm alright. Frustrated with life since every day is work work work but.. That's just life.
>>692251069
As far as I can see, you already do~
>>692251122
Well, even still~ I consider myself he welcoming committee yet, I haven't been around! It's a travesty.
>>692250904
More specifically, my life story I suppose
I am always pondering the thoughts of this existential reality we live in and why I exist.
Pic kinda related
>>692251069
I'm sure you will fit in just fine, Remi
-Sweet Roll
>>692251346
Well since that dun did finally happen here's some meme and I'm going to bed finally
>>692251533
Hey Space Chipmunk
~ Saori
>>692250303
Ooh, nice picture of me!
>>692250315
Sorry to hear that... I feel you on the undiagnosed anxiety and depression. It used to kill me to think of all the years I could've done better if someone had just believed me.
What was your pet's name? And what kind?
>>692250488
Tch...
If you say so.
>>692250904
>Death
A great change or transformation is coming. It's time for one chapter of your life to end, because it has served its purpose.
>Princess of Cups
A symbol of Imagination. May indicate a time for quiet reflection.
Alternatively, it describes
> A reflective, poetic, quiet and artistic person, gentle and kind.
>Four of Swords
This card is known as the lord of rest from strife, which means your troubles are coming to an end and you'll have some time to relax and think.
>>692251095
Still here? What is it you wanna focus on for your reading?
>>692251069
With how small you are you'll be a snug fit!
>*Laughs*
>>692251476
Perfect, you already got a head start.
>>692251695
Wha! Don't call me such things! Hello~
>>692251199
The only thing that will be hard for you is your noodles. You shall not have thoroughly cooked noodles for a weeks. Less you wish a tragedy upon you.
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692251455
It's not see through, she's LETTING people see. It's hard to argue with dubs royalty though.
>>692251477
She's an egotistical tyrant! Be careful
>>692251533
I hear ya. My life has been all work lately as well. But getting your hustle on isnt all bad if the money is good, I guess
>>692251839
I would like it to be related to my future obviously. Uh.... something to do with change hopefully. I've been getting a lot of dreams. If I told you about the theme of my dreams would that help?
>>692252131
Sure! That sort of thing will probably color your reading, so I think it'll help.
>>692250931
That sounds nice!
Oh, and someone give me a rwading !
>>692252285
Recently i've been getting quite a few recurring themes in my dreams. These include:
A feeling of being chased.
Losing control of cars.
Starting fires that get out of hand.
Having sex with people (Sometimes non-consensual).
Death. A lot of death in my dreams. Sometimes I am trying to kill someone and I can't. Other times I kill someone (Shooting of breaking neck) and it doesn't phase me and it's not even a big deal.
I also had this one dream where there was a massacre of sorts, lots of people died via stabbing. It was committed by someone else.
>>692252083
I'll say whatever I want and you can't stop me
~ Saori
>>692251533
>>692251649
>>692251870
T-thank you! It makes me quite happy to read this.
>>692251649
Hello Sweet Roll~
>>692251870
W-who you calling small!?
>>692252122
That's the point. Royalty have nothing to hide, and so their clothes are made for that express purpose.
Also, I may be egotistical, AND a tyrant, but I'm the best goddamn egotistical tyrant you're likely to see in these threads.
>>692252122
It's not, really! But only about half of the work is from my job! The rest is giving advice, balancing a relationship and friendships, trying to fix this computer...
>>692252498
This is true! I'll just meekly protest and then pout when you do it anyway.
>>692252523
You have my support already, Remi!
>>692252498
I like sas, good noodles will come to you. Embrace them and you shall grow strong.
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692252523
Hello Remi
I forgot that I don't really post a lot, so that came as a surprise to me that you greeted me just now (although I HAVE posted earlier), and I should change that
-Sweet Roll
>>692252712
You work to hard louise!
Roll agin i guess, im trying to make significant changes in my life. Im scared of failing, again. whats the future hold ;-;
>>692252712
Oh yes, I forgot how constantly busy you are...You need a break
>>692252709
Maybe you are Vanilla Bear, maybe you are.
>>692252485
Sounds like your major underlying worry is a lack of control. All of those are volatile things you can't control, and situations where you feel helpless.
>Knight of Pentacles (Reversed)
Financially you're hitting a breaking even point or a standstill. That could certainly lend itself to helpless feelings...
>Three of Cups
>Three of Swords
It seems that something born out of love or passion is coming to fruition soon. You'll have an abundance of good things but also an upheaval, a great discord in life that will ultimately be for the better, but it might prove hard to weather.
>The Moon
This powerful card reiterates the previous two. The Moon resides over flux and reflux, mysteries and an inability to see things clearly. It seems that this will continue for quite some time, but in the end things will be clarified. You'll understand why everything happened the way it did, so keep faith in yourself and that things will be okay. You'll be glad you did.
Got something on my mind. I have a friend who was ditched by all of her other friends. It's me now, and she's a very dependent person. I, on the other hand, am selfish and apathetic. I don't hesitate to help others, but they never come to mind because I'm always lost in my own thoughts.
I feel like, her only problem, is that she's so delicate and dependant. Yet, I know she's in pain. It seems to me like she has a sort of crush on me, but I don't care much about relationships. Yet, it seems like she wants me to make a move...Not sure what move to make, though.
Do I let her lean on me and hopes she gets better? Do I give her the blunt reality that she's alone because she's too posessive? Do I try to make it seem like I like her, even though I don't?
I don't have much experience with this sort of girl, and I don't want to break her, because I'm her friend, and I feel an urge to protect her.
>>692253358
I do but it's worth it, to help people.
>>692253464
Ahaha.. Well, I may need one but I won't be getting one anytime soon~
>>692252451
It sounds nice, but it's soul crushing. I have friends at work, at the coffe place, at the card shop, but when I go home for the night, that all ends, I'm alone again
>>692252712
Ok, Chipmunk :3
>>692252738
Are they Spicy Noodles?
~ Saori
>>692253358
A change in pasta may be good for you. What was the last kind of noodle you ate? This may be a very integral part of becoming better in this boiling pot world we live in.
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692251455
I'm looking at the greaves... it's the greaves right? they're made of gold.. only royals have that.. right?
>>692252122
S-She is... but she treats me nice as long as i don't question her!
>>692252523
Ufufufufu~
Do I have to get dubs for a hug? Cause that's all I really want right now. Maybe some platonic snuggling. Oh and nyquil.
Pretty please thank you,
Love, anon
>>692253641
<3 you do a good job.. I should stay off of work more often, i never knew threads were so activw
>>692253502
Thank you anon. That does actually help somewhat. However may I ask a few questions about the reading and interject some real life relevance to said parts of the readings?
>>692253585
I think you should be objective with her, be honest (but gently honest) in that she needs to learn how to rely on herself because people come and go in life whether they intend to or not. Only one person walks the road of his/her own life all the way, and that's the person walking it.
You can be there for her, support her and help her get on her own feet, but don't allow her to rely TOO much on you. And don't enter into a relationship with her if you don't feel strongly about her or relationships in general. Make it clear that that's not what you want from her.
>>692253647
The more spice you handle the more fire you will spit on your mixtape. Thus is the will of the ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
and now im back in the hell makoto was talking about
>>692253863
Certainly not.
>*hugs Anonymous tight*
There, there. I'd give you Nyquil if I could.
>>692253955
Go ahead!
>>692253464
chocolate bear!
>>692253802
They'd have to be. What kind of peasant wears greaves not made of gold?
>>692253641
Well best of luck to you as always. Are you still making threads?
>>692253802
Oh? ...I'm disturbed but curious now
>>692254353
Who is responsible for this hell?
>>692253863
Boil a pot of ramen
Pour ramen on the ground
Roll around in it
Feel my embrace
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692253641
Louise help.
>>692254252
There is no spice though, only salt.
>>692254383
Thags, by doze is stubbed ub so I cadt say words broberly
>>692253647
Auuu...
>>692253884
They can be! It depends on the day, hehe..
>>692254480
I made just the one before my computer died. Actually, the reason I disappeared in the middle was because it died on me! But yes, I think i'll get back on track with making hem soon, in the mornings like before!
>>692254582
Ah? With what, dear?
>>692254829
I just feel I have no energy.
>>692254759
It's fine as long as you don't get snot on me.
>>692254480
i just said who it is
>>692254536
That souds derribl
Bud ad dis boidt I'm desbrid so ok
>>692254383
Okay when you said, ">Three of Cups
>Three of Swords
It seems that something born out of love or passion is coming to fruition soon. You'll have an abundance of good things but also an upheaval, a great discord in life that will ultimately be for the better, but it might prove hard to weather."
This really resonated with me. "It seems that something born out of love or passion is coming to fruition soon." The only thing I can apply this to is a girl that I had a thing with recently. It's a long story so i'll try to cut it short. Basically we knew eachother in highschool, never really spoke at all. Somehow ended up doing the same course (There was only 20 people doing this little course and I had no idea she would be there) so we became friends and all of that. Cut to about 5 weeks later, I have her and a few mates at my house, we got drunk, and then this girl and myself ended up having a drunk hook up and it was pure "passion" there. However, nothing ever came of that. We just ended up deciding to be friends instead. Now this was about 2ish months ago. Last week I find out that she still actually likes her ex boyfriend who she broke up with 7 months ago, so I was feeling pretty crushed when I heard that. This is probably why she decided that we should just be friends because she was still having this feelings for her ex. Oh keep in mind he lives two states away and they were long distance for 2 years, that's why she broke up with him. Maybe your reading has something to do with her and something coming of it? I don't know.. why do you think?
>>692254582
Then you shall enrage all of your enemies. They will revile in there envy of you. Take pride knowing that the ones you hate will feel pain before you. Let this boost your pride, and tell others what you think of them.
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692253303
Ah, yuh. I sorta noticed those earlier posts. I should greeted you earlier.
Might sound silly, but i'm a little shy about greeting/starting conversations, I suppose.
>>692254150
Alright, thanks for the advice. I was so unsure of what to do, but I'll take the route you suggested.
>>692254939
O
Doo lade
Sry :[ here's sub doiled baber
>>692254420
Vanilla bear! Almost feels like old times, huh?
>>692254829
How rude of your computer. Hopefully I'll be around for your morning threads
>>692255011
Makoto is the cause? I thought she was just hinting at something
>>692254929
Do you just feel like hat right now or... Al of the time?
>>692255377
Hopefully! I'd love to have you. I was very happy when I made the first one and you showed up!
>>692255035
Gooooooood
For the next week,
I bless you, every bowl of ramen you consume with give you feeling of being truly loved by someone.
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692247391
yawm I'm so tired reimu chan, it's 8 am here, I'll keep on working on the website and do something cool for friday, I'll let you know :) thanks everyone for the kindness as always
>>692255083
That could be the case. It's possible that you'll get another chance with her, but because of her tricky situation with her ex, that situation would be very chaotic and full of doubts and questioning.
I drew another subsequent card for you asking whether you're right about that being the focus of the reading, and got
>Seven of Wands
Which is generally a positive card involving success through perseverance and hard work. So I think that's a yes. Basically "you could do it if you're willing to put up with the pain and doubt that lies ahead."
>>692255490
Low key probably all the time but more recently just openly listless.
>>692255377
she bought me game time for this hell so yeah shes the cause
>>692255666
no problem satan
>>692253647
I know that feeling. I have plenty of friends, still feel really lonely and empty
>>692255530
>Dfw odly wud pagget of rabed thad I already rolled id
Libe is subberig
>>692255900
O shid I god dubs
Tarot bleez
>>692255864
my god 22 55 666 somebody stop me pleaase.
Oh well, gnight
>>692255215
Eeew...
>*cleans herself off*
>>692255666
Can't wait to see what you come up with! This is a cool idea~
Thank you for the help! Goodnight!
>>692255490
Oh how nice of you to say that. Yeah that first thread was fun. Went off almost without a hitch, I think
>>692255864
Oh god. Not you too
>>692255181
Your introverted personality has brought a curse upon you!
For every time you are in public and trying to avoid people. Boiling hot water will always find it's way too you. Forcing you scream out in pain and attract the attention of all those whom you wish to ignore.
This curse will lift the next full moon.
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692255784
Okay thanks you so much for this! This actually makes so much sense to me. I had a card reading in real with about 2 months ago and I was basically told that, "You can control the out come of the situation if you try hard enough, but at the end of the day you'll learn the same lesson." So what you're saying actually ties in with that pretty well. Would that makes sense to you?
>>692256173
i didnt ask to be dragged back to that hell. AND NOW I GOTTA BE A JEW IN IT SO I CAN PLAY FOR FREE
>>692255864
True Grinding Radio; the bad ass of raids; give him experience or give him death.
>>692255181
Hey, I have that problem too, although not for entirely the same reason, but maybe not as much for greeting.
-Sweet Roll
>>692256127
Hello oracle woman! Would you like a bowl of rigatoni?
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692254480
Disturbed... w-why? i.. i think it's best not to prod into what OMEGA does..
>>692254420
Mhm~
You're right, only a glorious Empress like you would wear greaves glorious as that, i'm impressed!
>>692255840
Mmh.. I know the feeling, as it happens to me a lot. But I can't say I know of any solution offhand. And I'm sure a number of factors can cause that, of course.. Does any of your behavior stand out as a possible cause? How much sleep do you get? What's your diet like?
>>692256173
Yeah~ I'd have liked more anons t have come by but that will happen with time.
>>692256412
oh god 10/10 that gave me a good laugh
>>692256239
Yeah, makes sense. When you got that reading, you still didn't know that she was struggling with those feelings, so the outcome would have been the same whether you worked hard at it or not. No matter what, until or unless she gets over him, a relationship with her will be frought with difficulties and go back and forth a lot.
There's also nothing new for you to really learn from the experience-- you already know what the difficulties are now, so it's up to you whether you wanna put up with them or not.
>>692256363
Whatsya playin? Rollll
Does it get better
>>692256525
That's okay. I already filled up on ramen earlier.
>>692247391
GETs
>>692256794
Alrighty many thanks anon! Many thanks! One last question though. How does someone get into card reading?
>>692256209
>For every time you are in public
Hah! Jokes on you. I don't leave my house. Hahah..ha. ;_;
>>692256489
I think i'll be able to overcome it when i'm less new.
I'll be sure to say 'hi' when I see you!
>>692256944
Nope
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692256944
>Six of Swords
Gradual change, movement or travel away form difficulty or imminent danger. The solution of current problems. Long journeys and passage from pain. Obstacles that are overcome
Slowly, but yes.
>>692256127
If id bakes you feel bedder thad hug was grade
Sorry aboud your shird tho
>>692257011
Ok, then I will just finish it off for ya
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692256711
I get about six to seven hours of sleep a night and I think my diet is okayish.
>>692256905
i got dragged back to WoW
>>692257085
Well played...
With love, ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>692257085
REMI LETS BECOME GREAT FRIENDS! OKAY WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS NOW.
I'M NOT TOO PUSHY RIGHT?
psst.. guys.. i'm super close friend with Remi now!
>>692257076
The way I did it was just by buying a deck. They usually come with a booklet that explains the process pretty well. I took that, and looking up the card meanings, as well as getting some advice from people who were already into it. After that it's just practice!
You start out only being able to regurgitate the card definitions word for word, but as you do it you get better at interpretting them in your own words and getting a feel for which ones are relevant to the situation you're reading.
It relies a lot on first impressions, word associations, gut feelings, and things like that.
>>692256363
You disappoint me
>>692256562
That's just the thing... You're not, you know...involved in the debauchery are you?
>>692256711
Aye it will
>>692256562
It's really nice to see someone appreciate the decorum that some of us have. Good taste is always appreciated.
>>692254420
ikr
>>692256944
>>692256944
I really hope so ;-;
rolling for tarrot reading
>>692257595
SHE BOUGHT ME THE TIME I CANT JUST REFUSE TO USE IT
>>692257245
Thanks, Anonymous! It's worth it if it made you feel any better, at least.
>>692257350
Enjoy. I'd think you were tired of noodles by now, being a noodle god and all.
>>692257085
Its easy to just start with a hello towards everyone when you arrive, instead of individually, its faster, and it will eventually feel like nothing
and, although a bit more difficult, greet any of the regulars if they show up after you arrive
-Sweet Roll
>>692257435
Hm.. That's odd. Those are the two things that stand out to me as most likely causes. I think you should ask your doctor, personally. I don't feel right recommended caffeine pills or energy drinks even though I rely on them all the time...
>>692257595
Anyway,t hank you for your support.
*bows*
>>692257571
>Tfw everything is just vibrations
My simple mind can't take it
>>692257446
Oh no, rip in pieces
>>692257876
i never asked for this
>>692257482
Congratulations!
>>692257595
There is no debauchery! At least, not in the threads. Or in chat. You can ask chief, I've toned it -way- back.
>>692257482
Whoa whoa whoa, now I don't know who to feel jealous over. Jealous that you're taking Remi away from me, or jealous that Remi is stealing you!
Roll again gogo
>>692257988
Yayayay i finally got one
![[mombassa drumbeats].webm](https://i.imgur.com/vkQDczw.jpg "[mombassa drumbeats].webm")
>>692257954
i can confirm, less debauchery more of being an asshat
Sig adod here, I god dubs cad I bleez hab a tarot
Thags
>>692257482
O-okay!
It's not pushy at all!
Being friends is good.
>>692257782
Oh, okay! I think I get it. I'll have to try next time i'm here.
I'll keep a mental note of this.
>>692257984
I-i'm not stealing anybody, really!
>>692257771
You would correct in that assumption. Being constantly surrounded by noodles brings a slight distaste for the consumption of such. However, it never hurts to have things not wasted. No room for wakefulness in my domain.
ANY ONE ELSE WANT SOME NOODLES?
- request a specific noodle type
- request preferred cooking method
>>692257752
Degenerates. You and her both. Soon you'll be playing league again
>>692257835
Null sweat. You deserve it
>>692257954
(wary)
>>692257984
Don't worry Dawn. I can steal you if you're interested
>>692258167
He's always an asshat, though
>>692258563
That can be arranged.
>>692257782
But if you're like me that is COMPLETELY BLIND..
You barely come to talk with me anymore you bastard ;~;
...i won't steal anymore Sweet rolls so please forgive me?
>>692258314
Great~
It's okay to steal me away.. as long as you return me when you're done!
>>692257984
>*snickers*
>>692257595
P-Please stop... she's looking straight at me..
>>692257681
Well it's your clothes! Of course they're going to be lovely, that's a given.
I always found you to be the best dressed out of the sabre royals~
>>692258180
>Two of Swords (Reversed)
Treachery, violence, willful misguidance and misleading advice, betrayal, trickery and deceit.
>The Hermit
Caution. Discretion. Need for prudence. Counsel sought and taken. Inner calm. A need to reach into one's inner resources. Assimilation. Planning. A wise guide or spiritual mentor. A time to stand back and reflect upon circumstances.
>Four of Swords
Rest from strife is coming, just try and avoid being tricked until it arrives.
Goodnight, everybody! It's time for me to head back.. Gotta get a head start if I wanna make it back before Eiren-sama notices my absence!
>>692258764
Ray i got dubs too, is dag
>>692258976
Nini louz, sleep good
>>692258763
How about. ¡No stealing!?, You thief~
>>692258976
Byebye!
>>692258563
now ya see about that...
>>692258976
Sleep tight.
I'm obsessed with this person. We've started talking again after they've stopped blocking me and a period of silence. Now that they've started talking to me again, I'm fighting myself from trying to talk to them all day so I kind of just keep checking over and over if they've messaged me. They don't, usually I have to say start conversation but it usually fizzles out but my point is it makes me wanna kill myself. All I want to do is tell them I love them but that would end very badly. I can't stop thinking or talking about them. I've annoyed people in the past and now. I dont know how to stop. This has been happening for months. Drugs are the only thing that help. I need professional help.
>>692258976
Night night.
>>692258735
Excellent. Consider yourself...stolen?
>>692258763
Ah, sorry. I don't want to get you in trouble
>>692258976
Catch you later bunny
>>692259127
...say it ain't so
>>692259121
Wh-What... i'm only borrowing!
People are free to take it back whenever they want..
here i thought we were become super great friends..
>*pouts*
>>692258763
I absolutely am, and my loyal subjects pay lots of money just to see how well dressed I can be.
>>692258563
(dmd)
Anyways, night folks.
>>692259200
); dont give up anon!
>>692259145
Good luck, okay? Talk to me anytime.
>>692259241
one thats been dragging me back to that is suika
>>692259289
Ninj
ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD is also tired from much debuacharey. Goodnight everyone, never forgetti the regretti, and eat a lot of spaghetti!
>>692259352
That's all I have I guess, my lifes okay but still need a job, and a home.
>>692259263
Silly! Friends shouldn't steal from eachother. If there's something you want, you only need to ask~
Atleast, that's how I think it goes(?)
>>692259241
Hm..w-what does it mean now that I've been stolen?
>>692259017
Feels like I'm the one being tricked here, but I'll give you one anyway because I like you.
>Princess of Cups (Reversed)
A failure to make meaningful commitments and shallow self indulgence.
>Princess of Wands
A trustworthy, reliable young person, with an inborn desire to bring happiness, excitement and light to those around. This person is a messenger of good news and witty gossip. A person who is faithful in service to superiors.
>Death (Reversed)
Change that is both painful and unpleasant. A refusal to face the fear of change or change itself. Agonising periods of transition. Inertia. Lethargy. Mental, physical or emotional exhaustion.
>Queen of Wands
Success can be obtained if you can make it through all the rest. Two wands means your future is heavily oriented toward the element of fire-- I picture it like you've gotta burn away the self-indulgence pouring out of the overturned Cups even if it's painful to do so, for your own good. Seems pretty relevant.
>>692259289
Aaah.. it's so fun to finally hang out with you again! Thank you for stopping by glorious Empress!<3
>>692259241
...i will not go?
>>692259669
It's not steaaaaaaaaaaaaling...!
>>692259200
Jeez, that's super rough, man, and I've been there. It definitely sounds like it's time to get in for some therapy sessions and a psych if you've got the time/ability.
>>692258764
Well thads ublifdig
Doo bad i'b sdubid add easily trig'd
>>692259744
Ah, okay! If you say so! S-sorry friend.
>>692259200
You should seek professional help if you think you need it. Therapy helps a lot.
Anyway, it'd be best to distance yourself from relying on this person too much, by trying to get some other things going in your life and making yourself too busy to check for messages all the time.
Try to make some new friends, pursue some new hobbies, or something like that.
>>692259443
Here's a song for you to go out on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
Everybody I know hates and rejects me and the few people that do help me turn on me :c
>>692259686
>>692259241
W..what?
No.. no no nooo... NO!
You're not stealing my Dawn away!
Shoo you evil yellow haired demon!
She's mine! *hiss*
>>692258763
Oh, I didn't see you there
Just kidding
I am not talking to you not because of your thievery (although I am quite mad about that, it is a lot more work than you know to aquire and move mass quantities of sweet rolls), I am not talking to you because I have nothing really to say, you know that I have difficulty starting conversations.
¦:T
-Sweet Roll
>>692259200
That's so me anon
>>692259723
>>692259017
>>692258090
>>692257752
>>692257988
I didnt do no trickery ):
>>692259768
I'm trying. Its not easy I have so much on my plate right now and need to do so much shit I don't even know where to began. I don't understand why I feel this way. why do I love them.
>>692260087
I could go on, a lot. I love them a lot and a lot of shit has happened. What about you?
>>692260046
well this is entertaining
>>692259396
Shocking.
>>692259686
Uhh..I cant' say for certain, I didn't think I'd get this far. But I assure you, it will be all sorts of things that make Marisa jealous!
>>692260046
Nu uh. Your Dawn is totally mine now
>>692247391
I will give my chek'd to the next /b/ro
She's not the only one who's looking straight at you. . .
>>692260046
It's just borrowing!
>>692260336
You're scaring me now.
>>692260237
>What about you?
I'm just obsessive towards them, I thought it'd go away after they perma blocked me but I still think about them every day and when I do it's bitter sweet, I just want to be friends :(
They were the only person who understood me and could calm me down, they were the only one who treated me like a real person
Anything that reminds me of them makes me feel just depressed and brings up things i thought i had long repressed
So much going on anon, and the same with you I'm sure
>>692259964
I really am trying. I dont rely on them at all and I dont really interact with them anymore outside of steam chats. Most of the time I am but it's so easy just to open up my phone just to stare at it. When I actually had time to kill it was much worse. They did block me for a reason I guess.
>>692259723
o.o i-it is, thanks ray <3
>>692260422
you fockin wot
>>692260666
Checked
But yeah, that's the same as me, they're still on my friends list just permanently offline due to them blocking me
I just wish I wasn't such a hindrance :(
>>692260422
S-spooky.
Now it's time for me to sleep.
It's so late. Night all.
I wish I had a chance to give away more fortune cookies this time.
>>692260237
It's kind of a question you've got to work your own way through, man. Or in therapy.
Either way, talking your way through it without trapping yourself in your skull might help a bit. Lead you to an answer and maybe to something you can change about yourself or something you can change in your relationship with this person.
also, if other testimonials help, my situation isn't as bad as yours, but I'm currently dealing with a situation where the person that's been my anchor for a long, long time has kinda just up and left me. I don't, like, love her in the same way as I used to, but the love is still there, so I'll still check my messages daily, and worry about her and all that mess. I'm trying to work through it, and it's hella rough.
>>692261079
Night Mako!
I smell fucking heresy
>>692260666
Mm. If they never initiate conversations, it tells me they don't feel the same way or possibly just have too much of their own stuff going on.
For your own sake, I hope you can move past the obsession so it stops causing you pain. I'm glad to hear that you're trying. Best of luck to you Anonymous!
>>692260739
Anytime! I believe in you!
>>692261170
It's Dawn..or Hikari.
>>692261079
Night. I didn't mean to horrify you
>>692261083
That's so me anon, like, you just dunno how to cope with it all and shit really, even my psychiatrist doesn't really know what to do
>>692261079
Goodnight! I appreciate your willingness to work!
>>692261170
That's not Makoto...
>>692260848
N-nothing~
>>692260913
Ehehe~
>>692261079
Goodnight, Yuki!~
>>692261262
>>692261544
>tfw you're a moron and half asleep
What the actual fuck am I looking at right now
>>692260422
H-Hey Reimu.. w..why the glare? you know i love you.. right?
>*nervous laughter*
S-Sorry..
>>692261845
Seems to be an orange cat.
>>692247391
Rolling for tarot on romantic matters.
>>692261079
Hey, nini mako
>>692261941
Hilarious.
>>692261928
Oh, and I forgot
I forgive you
BUT DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN.
-Sweet Roll
>>692261928
Hide in here with me! It's safe. And comfy~
>>692260874
They blocked and removed me. Every once and a while I'd try to add them back didn't work for a long time then it did but they didn't add me back I didn't want to annoy them so I never sent another. My friend talked to them and eventually they added me back.
>>692261083
Talking about it helps a lot. Sometimes it gets so bad all I do is lay in bed till I fall asleep. Drawing and coloring helps too. Things with my person was just erratic. Till I eventually had a break down they didn't want anything to do with me said I made them dislike me a lot. I said some stupid shit and left after that. Stupid relationships are rough as fuck.
Being slow. Mobile posting
>>692261928
Oh... was I glaring? I didn't realize.
>>692262248
Are you implying that I'm a heretic?
Of fortune teller, will I ever find a nice girl who likes me and understands.
>>692261225
Pretty much. I feel stupid for caring about it so much but it bothers me that's true. I feel so selfish for feeling this way but its such a powerful feeling I get pretty much irrational. Thank you though!!
>>692262444
no, of course not. Trying to supply you with my take on things.
>>692262641
Ah, thank you brother.
>>692262367
Yup, no matter what they have not added me back, maybe for the better but it kills me inside
All I do is waste people's time apparently, considering an heroing tbh
>>692262577
>Nine of Pentacles
Yes, it seems you will find someone.
>Knight of Pentacles
>An impassive, indifferent and stoical person, who does not always appreciate the feelings of others. A very traditional person who is clever in monetary affairs, patient and hardworking.
But she may not be very understanding, at least on the surface. Stoic people are hard to crack but sweet on the inside, kinda like tsunderes.
>>692262367
yeah man, I know. Just gotta keep trying to keep pushing forward sometimes, even if it really fucking hurts. Shit'll get better.
Oh fortune teller, will I ever purge the heresy?
>>692262438
Y-You keep doing it!
>>692262355
I might just have to take you up on that offer..!
>>692262833
it's no problem at all. We need to stand together.
>>692262638
It happens to lots of people, so it's not a bad reflection on you. It is something you have to work through and sort of try to get a better perspective on for the future, mostly for your own peace of mind.
I've been in the same situation before, pretty much any one-sided crush or friendship will feel this way at some point.
>>692263122
>Ultra Smurf has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "64".
looks like you might
>>692262883
I feel like that sometimes, but trust me, someone cares. <
>>692262951
I'm 19, when should I expect to see her first?
>>692263439
when you put time and effort into looking, I'd wager.
>>692263122
>Nine of Wands
Order, discipline an unassailable position. Any opposition will be defeated. Courage in the face of attack or adversity and a stability that cannot be removed.
>>692263129
Sorry, sorry. How about now?
>>692262883
I think it is for the better I don't know. I know I'm more suicidal now that we've started I dont understand it.
>>692263433
I just feel like I need them, they just give me like, hope you know?
>>692263028
Shit gets a little better but between us not so much. Being friends is nice at least.
>>692263258
It does feel nice to not be alone. I'm trying to get over it and move on. I enjoy drugs a lot and they seem help but hey that's drugs.
>>692263644
Hey.. do you mind giving me your steam id?
-Marisa
>>692263439
>Ace of Pentacles
Very soon, it seems. Ace = 1. Whether that means one year, one month, or what, I don't know.
>>692263748
I don't understand... are you the poster you just linked? Because I already read him.
This will be the last thread, everyone. Goodnight and thanks for coming!
~Reimu
>>692264283
Thanks Reimu
>>692264283
Nightnight, Reimu!
>>692263644
Yeah, same here honestly, ever since we've broken off I've just gotten worse and I can't identify why exactly
I just want them back and for them to care for me like they used to, how bad is that?
>>692264263
Sure http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042771031/
>>692264283
Night Rei! Just saying, in another world, we hate each other lol
>>692263871
*hugs* i know, and i'm sorry i cant be more help, i've got some similar things goin on.. I hope we both find someone and true happiness
