How much money you got?
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How much money you got?
>$800 in the bank
>Maybe $100 on hand
>$150 check in the mail from college because they over-charged me on tuition this past semester
>Layed off from my job effective today
Oh well, life rolls on
850 in the stock market
2500 in bank
>$500 on hand
>$30,000 saved for college
>only carry $25 in my wallet
I've been saving money for college since I was 6, and I have enough to pay for tuition for a semester at my college of choice. Fuck my life, man.
>>692238826
had $200, got $20 left cause of renewing my license.
broke nigga now
a lot more than you faggot
kill yourself
leave your 25$ to your mom
to pay for those hotpockets
~8k in the bank
$140 in my wallet
and ~7.5k in RRSP
All in Canadian so effectively worthless.
I'm currently a NEET trying to get his shit together. I'm 24 and I don't even have a bank account, much less any sort of money, but that's changing.
>>692239560
>Been saving since age 6
>Have enough to pay for one semester
Apply for every single scholarship you possibly can, even if it's something stupid or even if you don't think you'll get it
>200 in main account
>1,700 in savings account
>10,000 in back-up account
>1,000 in hollowed out book in my bookshelf
>50,000 in gold coins that I've slowly bought in 20 years
$7 until friday
I dunno, I have some change under my car seat and inside my couch probably
18,kicked out and homeless. Over weed. Thanks Christian mom.
Anyway, about a dollar and change. Shit happens man
$600
26 years old decided to go to school for mechanical engineering, Im now completely dependent on my mother. I moved back in, quit my job and take 12-16 credit hours a semester, every semester. Only 2 years left
>>692238826
not enough
>>692238826
pretty much nothing.
i've sold all my trading cards on steam for a whopping great 5bux.
i want overwatch, but i'm completely broke
I have 500 USD in savings. I usually have very little to spend during the week, the rest goes towards bills rent and food etc.
>>692240371
Someones payin ur cellphone bill.
Go say sorry and quit smoking weed. Its fun, but its not safe for you.
>>692240646
how do you do for food?
>>692240047
I'm in the process of doing Gates Millennium (I'm a wet back) and Questbridge essays. I'm also up for national merit, so I think I'll be fine. But college should be this god damn expensive.
>>692238826
$0.58
>>692240689
That would be my father in a different part of the country. Mom kicked me out and told me she never wants to see me again. Oh well I guess
>>692238826
about tree fiddy
>>692240677
stfu and get a god damn better job
you college dropout
300 in my checking
3500 combined in savings acc
2 mill RS gold in bank
100k in inventory
>>692240977
nice dubs
sure she wants to see you again. just tell her youve quit weed and dont smoke in front of her.
or does she deserve that you walk around and commit crime in her house? I'm not sayng thay weed is a crime though, just that she thinks that. Just show some respect and when you have your own place you can set your own rules about smoking. Don't underestimate the fucking luxury of having parents that can put you up, especially if you are as broke ass as you claim you are
>>692240469
That's rough real rough best luck man
>>692241364
Wtf I said nothing about dropping out of college,
>>692241740
did you ever go?
32,000 in my main account
25,000 in tax free savings
47,000 in RRSP
28, Canadian doll hairs.
>>692241720
Believe me I've tried. This is the same woman who sent me to an all guys Christian boarding school when I was 12 because I snuck out. One time.
Around 20k in stock, 6k in the bank. Get paid this week or next, so I'll be throwing in a bit more into my bank soon.
i got negative 1.2k in my paypal right now :^)
>>692242081
>socialist cuck
We were once a rich family, with an awesome house and 10acres of land. I use to ride my motorbike around everywhere, life was good. By the time I was 15 we had to sell the house. Because my mother had a gambling addiction and we lost everything. Parents divorced because of it.
>>692240818
They stopped doing gates
Let's see
>4000 emergency fund
>5250 savings
>528.53 checking
>100 cash
>income flows in at 2k/month
aaaand then
>-15000 debt hohoohooo
help me
>>692242062
I value free time over getting paid a lot. I do not want to go to college,
>>692243139
Ohhhh wtf happened? Why so negative?
>>692241719
Mah nigga
>>692243568
my friend swindled me..
i sold clothes for him online. and he told me he would give them to me so i can ship them out to my customers..
but as i sold all the clothes i gifted him the money so he can use it..
but this nigga just ran off with it and never texted me back .. hence had all the customers open a refund claim on me..
now im fucked.. this is the only way i eat... someone please fucking help lol.
also dont trust people too much.. i learned my lesson.
>>692241740
and yet I knew you dropped out
and you have nothing
faggot
>>692243422
said the faggot who lives with his mother
81.5k €
>>692241719
Prove it
A lot.
Sometimes I throw money at steam begging threads.
>>692244321
ok kid
you daddy's trust fund doesn't count
>>692244321
Yo, can you spare a grand?
>>692243139
sheeit id help you out if I wasn't broke. i only got 20 and i need that for food.
>>692244642
Actually I won OZ Lotto lottery four years back and have been living off the interest and my real estate investments.
>>692244321
help the boi in debt lol
>>692243139
$12 in quarters and $126 in the bank.
>>692244859
Hey, I will do anything for like a tiny slice. ;)
>>692244987
Is he still in the thread?
>>692245103
Kill yourself.
>>692244987
>>692244321
>>692243139
Ye, help him yo.
>>692240677
LMAO, dumbass, the fucking date is off
>>692245232
How much would you pay for me to kill myself. You can send money to my lover ;)
>>692245232
im right here.
>>692245380
You're retarded. That's just a known pick that he used, had nothing to do with what he was sayjng
>>692245335
I'll keep the tab open incase he comes back before I have to go out.
>>692245527
Under any other circumstance I'd probably send you a few thousand for shits and giggles, but you sound like a faggot so don't bother asking.
>>692238826
nothing, technically. i worked my way through med school, but after about a year and a half on the job my mother became ill. i take care of her probably 12 hours a day most days, with the rest taken up by her sleeping and spending time with my father (who volunteered to learn how to help me take care of mom, so he takes some of the load when not working). my parents are pretty well off, so we worked out an agreement where i essentially get a stipend rather than having them actually employ me. my father has said he'd be fine with me taking out ~250 grand a year to save and invest, but i've stayed well under 50 grand a year since starting. even then, i still feel guilty taking money from my parents as an adult. she's my mom, so i'd help for free, and it just kinda makes me feel like i'm a snotty, stuck up rich kid attached to daddy at the hip so i don't have to work a "real" job when i take money from them.
>at least i don't have student loan debt, tho
>>692245693
Which email?
>>692245926
[email protected]
are you serious fam?
about tree-fiddy
>>692245926
if you do this , i'm going to be able to eat man.
>>692246029
Will take a couple days, keep an eye on your account. I'm out, have to see family.
>>692238826
0
BECAUSE THE JEWS STOLE THEM
>>692242081
In today's economy you must be the richest man in all of Canada!
>>692244321
How often you just give away money, or do you keep the fact you got money quiet?
>>692246136
thank you so much man.. ill keep an eye out.
>>692238826
4200euro in bank
200 cash
>>692244321
What a bloody legend this bloke is
>>692246136
If you for serious did that then that must be the nicest thing I've seen anyone on /b/ do in almost 6 years.
>>692238826
18000, just because I never spend my money and put any gifts into the bank. I'm 18 headed to college and I'm going to put it into getting a car and small business ventures
>>692246302
Don't count on him mate, if you can pay it off, pay it off. Can't trust internet fags.
>>692244321
500 bucks would be pretty cool
welp.
>>692246283
A lot actually, I'm only 24 and my old housemate and I would joke before I won that it's always oldies that win who are knocking on death's door and waste that money on trips to Bali, I fucking hate Indonesia. I really have to go, I promised my old man I'd take him to this place I eat at. I live in Perth in Western Australia. Usually hang around big areas and just stay low, nothing has changed. A few friends live with me, I keep an eye out who needs money here and there and just throw it out. Spent some money buying 4 houses around the country and try to live off the income from that. 2 in Sydney, 2 in Perth 1 of which I am living in now. You learn real quick how corrupt people are when you're new money. I'll make another thread later probably to sate curiosity and take questions, later.
>>692238826
$300 savings
$0.00 in checking
-1600.00 credit card
Keep wishing I could be better with my money but it feels like ill always be in debt.
>>692246491
it's worth a try man. either way i'm still looking for a job. i just want out of this debt.
>>692246802
>>692246802
BOII DID YOU REALLY HELP THAT KID OUTTA HIS DEBT? THA FUCKK 4CHAN TOO NICE NOWADAYS.
>>692246857
Same financial situation lol
>>692246802
Wow dude, nice. I'm from Melbs :)
>>692246802
would be really interested to hear more stories of a newly rich young dude.
>>692245693
>>692244321
>>692243139
/thread
whoever was in debt make a post of your account after ur out of debt..
>>692247447
Will do.. i just wanna eat bois.
>Checking
>Old savings (change from checking is rounded up to whole dollar and dumped into this)
>Credit card loan amount (yay no debt)
>New savings
>>692246802
Way too nice man, made my heart ache a little
>>692246029
You lucky dog you
>doing anything and everything to try and get through college
>loans and scholarships werent enough
>>692246802
I want to be rich, i live in a 3rd world country, what to do?
Nothing illegal pls, i dont wanna go to jail/die
>>692247718
u helpin niggas out?
Richfag here, will give money away, just tell me your story and i may send you some money.
>>692247736
> tfcu
>>692248065
Wrong.
>>692240818
How did you manage to get 30k saved in the first place?
>>692248014
post ur bank account feg
>>692248014
Screencap of money?
$40k stock
$35k pending grants
$140k 401k
$18k checking
$12k emergency savings
$3k cash and gold on hand
2 cars
4 bedroom house
Im old as fuck
>>692247718
Job?
>>692248014
Young entrepreneur who is hustling money from craigslist selling bikes.Obviously it's pretty slow.Looking to save up for an e-commerce website.It would be awesome if you helped a little in the process.I have almost no money in paypal.
>>692246802
How much money did you originally get from your lottery winnings (after taxes)?
And, how can you distinguish these days between people who are truly fond of you, and those who pretend to be your friends on account of your wealth and apparent generosity?
>>692248333
Nurse at a trauma center.
>>692247844
Yes I help niggas out all the time when they shoot each other and have to help piece them back together. Good job security because when one roodypoo shoots another one, they retaliate and more shootings lol
>>692248269
How old though? I've heard people here who are 35 claim to be old af. There are a few genuinely old anons on this site, but not too many
>>692238826
30$ in my wallet
20$ in my paypal
>>692248766
Do you enjoy the work? What is your long term career goal? And feel free to give age if you don't mind
20k in debt, great credit, know how to maintain it.
$150 in savings, trying to just start digging myself out of college debt shithole and major depression. I might be getting a better job soon with benefits but we'll see
>>692248014
i doubt you will... but anyway
>be me, 20
>unemployed
>cant get job because i live in the middle of nowhere and id need a car to be able to get to work
>cant get car because broke
>cant move because broke
>still living with mother while she works for £5 an hour
not homeless or anything but its still pretty shit
[email protected] is paypal if anyone ITT wants to give me money so i can buy a shitty car
>>692248014
I used to be an adventurer. Then I took an arrow to the knee. Now I can't even make ends meet on my meager salary at a private security firm.
Give money plox?
4 USD. Suck it!
>>692248014
>>692248171
>>692248181
>>692249454
job?
>>692248920
yes i enjoy my work because you always see something new and I enjoy the adrenaline you get when homeboy ambulance dumps off a friend at our ambulance bay doors and speeds off.
Not sure what long term career goal is yet. maybe travel around the country and do the same thing but i'm sure it wont be as busy as where i am now.
30 years old
>>692248538
>>692249454
Will you help out a young boy starting a business?
>>692239560
>2016
>still thinking that college is worth
Just start your own business anon.Create an app. Get riches then the bitches.
You will just get fucked over by student loans and become slave to your jewish overlords.
>>692249454
"real bank balance"
>No Bank provider
>Black and White
>Typing cursor at the end of the seven
>>692249844
>Anonymous 06/29/16(Wed)22:18:11 No.692249791
top kek.. thats what i said
>>692248014
I had one more semester until I graduated. $20,000 in debt and 4 and a half years to get a degree. It was worth it I told myself, because soon I would start my life with my one true love. She was one of those girls who describes herself as "a free spirit". Her smile and eyes could turn the best of men into her servant. She certainly was sexy, not bimbo like, but very girl next door type. I never understood how I kept her as mine, but after about 8 months of dating I was confident that I was doing something right since we were still together and in love(or so I thought) as ever.
It was time to decide where I wanted to live for the next year. I could stay in Boston with her for a half year after I grauduated, or I could begin to find work on the west coast where LA and North California holds many jobs in my fields. Eventually we decide that It's best if I get a small place in California, but also keep renting my Boston apartment to her at a reduced price while she finishes school. I didn't think twice about it, what's 6 months of rent compared to losing this beautiful relationship.
Well, I could keep telling you amazing she was, but eventually I found an alternate instagram where she was using the apartment I rented for her to suck and fuck whoever would give her the most drugs. It was filled with pics of cocaine, ecstacy, and even one with a picture of a moneygram I had sent her when she was "short on cash" with the caption "My 8ball of snow white just arrived <3"
Of course, as I was still in love, I foolishly thought I could come back to Boston and rescue her, bring her back to basics from how far she had wandered. She of course deleted everything once I confronted her, cried her fucking eyes out and promised to move in with me in California..
I wake up the next day to find all my money gone, my accounts had been locked after she tried to drain them, and she was GONE. I didn't realize that she was smart enough to just disappear like that.
>>692248014
I'm 18, about to be a senior in highschool, and just applied at Amigos where the 40+ year old manager was hitting on me. Sad thing is, I have $2.09 in my account so I'll still take the job.
>>692249454
Going in the army.
Lower-middle class family.
That's about it, I can't complain with my life but I'm enlisting because we can't afford college.
>>692238826
30k in the bank at 19 because my parents pay for everything and i work a lot and my grandma is rich hahaa xd
700 in bank
around 30 in cash
Do assets count? If so 3-4K
Pretty much living paycheck to paycheck, which probably the majority of people on this board are doing as well
I havent even graduated high school yet... Dont even know what to do lol
>>692250017
are you a guy?
>>692248014
Going to college soon, been working two years at a grocery store nearby and recently bought a used car for myself for 6 grand, paid for it all by myself. Ended up having to pay for new brakes, a couple hundred right there, need new fuel pump ($900) fix, and currently struggling to pay for a new set of tires. A lot of my paycheck is going towards food for the family and things like that. I haven't been able to save much for college yet and I've been trying not to think about it too much, I could use the help a lot man
>>692250450
How did you manage that?
>>692249844
Hope this works for you
>>692249955
Inbox me your paypal, ill send you 1-2k, hope that helps.
>>692250836
help this guy?
>>692250450
Need another rich fag in here to pay this off. 4chan doin good deeds today
>>692250629
got scammed by a friend basically, he ran off with my money.
>>692244321
Man fuck the rest of us begging, help the boi in -1k debt.
>>692238826
>1200 in the bank
>just bought a house worth 46 grand
>kbb on the car is 3 grand
>my drug/alcohol stash is worth ~2 grand atm
>collection of old bills worth around 500 in my safe
So I have like 1700 liquid cash I guess, but I'm worth about 53 grand? I think my house is worth more than 46 grand anyway, but I'm not gonna get it reappraised as a dick measuring contest because I'll just end up paying more taxes.
>>692249955
I fall into a deep depression, the type where I had 3 weeks of pizza boxes stacking by the door because I'm too fucking fucked to walk outside to the trash bin. I stopped going to my job and stopped everything social. This lasted about 2 months, 2 long, agonizing months.
It stopped when I got into a car crash. Lady hits the brakes while in front of me driving on an empty road in a blatant insurance scam, making it seem as though I ran into her for no reason. She was 8 months pregnant, I did not want to fight a car accident with he-said/she-said evidence against a pregnant soccer mom. My insurance premiums skyrocket. I move out of my apartment and back in with my parents to save money.
And that's where I am now, only working part time, living with my parents with thousands of student loans still yet to pay. I'm mostly out of my depression, but am having a hard time finding work after l just walking out of my last job without any notice, it made my reputation spread as a bad hire in an industry that's very small and connected. I'm not near homless or anything, but I'm a shadow of my former, successful self. I have to work for every fucking penny I get, and it almost all goes to student loans, the rest to food and my internet bill.
I don't know how you'd send me any money, but any way would be amazing, even a WU money transfer of 100 bucks would be a godsend this month. 99% chance you're 12 and trolling, but if you're real, than hopefully you'll take pity on my story and actually come though.
thanks anyway, this was theraputic, regardless of if I get any cash, which of course knowing my luck, I won't.
>>692250450
What's your paypal? ill fix that account balance for you :)
>>692251059
Oh yeah and my Roth IRA is worth a few grand at present as well, haven't checked it in a while to have an exact number though.
>>692240098
Been there. Sucks.
>>692250450
Shit nigga..
What the hell are you even buying to be in debt at your age?
>>692251186
[email protected]
if this gets fixed ur a legend
>>692251186
damn people on 4chan are being GOAT today
Currently in BFE flyover state, about two hours from a main interstate, with barely any internet. (I bluetooth tether from a familys connection)
Want to move to a place with legal cannabis to grow and treat self as well as work with technology.
Have a little saved, but not enough to get a place and look for a job.
</beg>
BTC in QR
>>692238826
28k in liquid assets.
>>692251333
Trips don't lie, kids gonna get his money
>>692250996
...How exactly? That's quite a bit of money to lose from a scam. And at your age, scams more often leave someone with zero in the bank rather than a large negative amount
>>692251317
My guess is porn, video games, and hot pockets.
>>692251104
>99% chance you're 12 and trolling
Well, i was going to help you out but, guess what? fuck you.
Hurr durr yes, im 12 and i wont give you shit now.
>>692238826
pic related
not much
>>692251432
lol fuck you
>>692251186
Wished 4chan could be good to me.
Lucky kid you are.>>692251333
>>692251333
>>692251333
>>692250450
>>692245693
make 4chan great again
get these kids their money lol,
$Noneofyour.fuckingbusiness
>>692251585
most of this is going to a startup
fuck all but its a start
Does anyone on here uses BTC? i have 6 due to i jokingly buy them when they were 30 cents each.
Im not rich but i have no use for them, im not into drugs so i wont be using them on the niggernet, nor have a way to conver them to USD.
>>692242279
Fuck your mother. Literally.
Bend her over the counter and put your dick in her.
>>692251488
I tried helping a friend out with selling some stuff for him, then he just decides to leave my city and just cut off all communication with me after I gave him the money...this was someone who basically was like family to me too lol
$2M in stock, $50k savings, $3K checking because I just spent $20k fixing my A/C
>>692250628
shit nigga that's some bad luck
>>692239560
Is this normal in 'murica? Holy shit I'm sorry
>>692251186
Are you the Aussie lottery winner? If so I'd love to see proof of you helping that teenage anon
>>692251855
20k for your a/c? I'd like to see the invoice for that.
>>692248014
Got Fired few weeks back
lost my car due to none car payment
4 months late on child support
mom is paying my rent while i job search
have a good feeling im going to go to Jail
anything helps a broout paypal: valinux at gmail dot com
24 years old
About $150 in bank
$2300 owed to PayPal Credit
$2000 owed on credit card
I have a job, and typically have no trouble paying my bills on time, so I'm not hurting or anything, but I have a problem with wanting expensive shit I can't pay for. I have a raise coming soon that will net me an extra ~$100-$150 per week, so I plan on using that to pay off at least one of my credit debts before saving to move out of my parents house. I already destroyed my credit card so that I wouldn't be tempted to use it anymore.
>>692252157
Jesus man, how'd you get fired?
>>692250836
Thank you you laid to rest all of my suspicions.
>>692251059
>a house for 46k
that's crazy, where I'm from that'll get you like 1/10th of a condo
19 years old
4k on bank
20 euro in wallet
>>692252001
No; first, most 18 year olds haven't unilaterally saved 30k for college. Most receive at least some parental help though, and many of my friends had most or all of their tuition paid for by parents.
Also, if you're attending a pricey private college here, a year of tuition plus expenses can easily cost 50k or more. But if you attend a public university, it will be much cheaper; 30k can be enough to pay nearly all your tuition at some public colleges.
>>692251855
Provide some proof if you would. For instance, numbers from your Vanguard account or whatever you use to hold stocks.
damn I regret starting this thread, depressed the fuck out now.
>>692239988
Canadian tire money
>>692250836
>Purple lettering=Proof
>>692248837
34
Forgot to include equity...my equity is currently valued at $120k
>>692251841
Hi Can you send it here? "1LMjZ mjrYwXfF pcCyBA Rwi VZameD 7Bk1zy"
Take out the spaces, I added them because 4 chan blocks addresses without them
Oh my god if you can it'd be amazing. Thanks
>>692244321
>>692248014
Girlfriend ran off with all my savings over $4K and took my daughter and sold my tv, PS4, bed, and my STG-44that my grandpa left me in his will, and my car...anything will help really man if you guys are serious
>>692238826
I'll be 40yo next week.
I have about $20k in cash, a 17 year old 4runner, and about $80k in racing bicycles, if I had to sell them.
If you marry a bitch with a rich father, don't get divorced, cause you won't afford a to out lawyer her. If you do, have your money tied up in something no one suspects has any real value.
>>692252751
What do you do for a living?
>>692251626
Fuck me all you want.
Just being honest.
>>692252055
Nope, i made this money by myself.
I sent him an email, no response so far.
>>692251855
> $2M stock
> $50k savings
Why would you have so fucking much in stock?
What happens if the market crashes, you lose all that money.
Damn guys. Lucky you. I am an engineer making 800 USD worth of money per month, and I really have no fucking money left at the end of the month, since the prices are not way cheaper than expected. So Right now, I have:
1$ on my credit card
0$ in my pocket
Some pennies to buy food until the 4th of July, payday.
>>692252150
No idea where the wife stashed the invoice but it was two new Daikin boxes and we had to redo duct work
>>692252992
Can you help me out bro?
>>692252810
If she merely had a rich father and wasn't independently wealthy, you wouldn't have been able to get anything from her to begin with.
And if she was independently wealthy, plenty of lawyers would be willing to help you litigate your case on a contingency fee basis.
First year college student
40 centre in bank plus some coins lying around my room
I'm so fucked.
>>692252810
Sell ur bicycles wtf
>>692252992
havent gotten an email
>>692252992
Any proof you could provide on this site?
>>692248711
^^ dis. Always wondered how you'd make that call if you came into so much money. I have enough trouble trusting anyone as it is.
>>692253126
Hey. Whats your paypal. I think I could send you some money to help you out.
:')
>>692253126
A full-time job at $10/hour would yield $1,600 a month pre-tax. How on earth are you making so little as an engineer?
>>692253287
Cents *
>>692251841
>>692251841
Hi, 13zmrb8wz W5Kzz6ee QEWP4Wj QdXVvEjoPg is my address. I'm the one who posted the breakup story in 2 parts, anything would help.
>>692252325
my job made me travel all over the place and then didn't pay for my expense and gas and i demanded them to pay for my expense, gas and such and they said i was on trial and i travel on my own expenses that was about $1,500 and then i told them it was unfair because i was in debt and they said i was unfit and fired me without paying.
>>692253275
I like your hypotheses.
I prefer them to reality as well.
$4000 in checking
$3000 in cash
$15,000 in mutual fund
>no 401k
>gonna work until I keel over of a heart attack or die of ass cancer.
>>692253477
>dat anime
>>692252792
Shit, thats fucked up.
Whats your paypal? i may send you enough for a PS3 and a small tv... just because fuck it and so you may have a way to entertain yourself.
>>692253626
I have more problems than one.
Kill me now.
>>692253611
Well, if you can explain to me the legal basis for using divorce to extract money from your soon-to-be ex-spouse's wealthy dad, please do. You'll teach me something I didn't learn in law school.
>>692253434
>Engineer making it out of college and not being fine financially
You dont know how to manage money
>>692253479
He's not an actual engineer. He just had engineer in his title. And he's probably in a 3rd world shithole.
>>692250954
>Thinking someone ever gave money away on 4chan.
>>692253548
Sent 1 BTC because fuck it.
Enjoy, get a pizza or a computer or idk, i have no idea how much a BTC is worth nowadays.
>>692241109
Finally ty anon
>>692253287
Holy shit anon how are you even alive right now?
>>692253304
What for? More money to sit in a bank and do fucknothing with?
Fuck all that, can't take it with you.
>>692253818
Do you keep all your money in checking and savings accounts?
>>692253918
80 bucks per
>>692253813
Did you even read what youre replying to?
>>692253918
Almost $650 dollars
You probably made that man's week
>>692251104
Are you still here? Also, do you mind saying what field you got a degree in? Guessing something computer related
>>692254091
No that's just my access-anytime account
>>692253132
What is the square footage of your house?
>>692254194
Yeah, I do.
Interpreted: >>692253611 to be a roundabout way of saying "you're naive" or "you're full of shit."
>>692253918
If you did, thank you so much. I haven't loaded up BTc in years so I'm sure it'll take a while to go through the blockchain, (It might return to you who knows). But the world needs more people like you seriously, you have no idea how many people I thought were friends just turn away from you the second you stop acting like an ATM. Anything you want/need? seriously ask anything you can think of, and if I'm able to I'll try to help you out like you helped me.
>>692254287
total assets? age?
>>692253943
I don't fucking know. I just had huge medical expenses to pay for because i don't have health insurance (nearly 1k) and it's all I had. I can't even afford all the medicine i need so I just stay in my room hoping to get better with the limited help I have.
I'm so done with this shit. Fuck.
>>692253655
And if you're serious anon thank you so much
>>692253813
Are you replying to the wrong post? Because you got every detail of what I've said incorrect.
>>692253434
Naaah thanks Bro, but I'll have to take care of myself. Would feel disgusting for me to ask for money
>>692248014
>Not welcome in school.
>Can't get a good job.
>Have to rely on welfare.
>Try working on my own creative projects in my free time.
>Also make drawings.
>Sometimes it's like a full time job when I have ongoing projects.
>Don't earn one cent for it.
Can someone give me money so I can buy a new pc
>>692254355
4400
Wouldn't it be great if this could all be true? $50K and it would be like hitting the reset button on a whole life spent making bad decisons
>>692238826
Just enough i guess
>>692254698
Yo, can ya spare a dollar?
>>692253479
Poor country. I have been a mechatronical engineer there for 4 years, building automated systems and stuff, but that wage is killing me
>>692254670
Nope. I had posted: >>692253275; someone posted: >>692253611 in reply, and then I posted: >>692253813
But perhaps what you were originally saying is that you had considerable assets of your own, and then your wife took them in the divorce because her dad could afford fancy lawyers for her. In which case, that's unfair and I feel bad for you :(
>>692254401
You should have interpreted that as me telling you that I like your fucking hypotheses, and prefer them to the reality, ehich you could infer that they do not closely resemble.
If I had meant that other bullshit you "interpreted", I would have said that instead.
Glad I could help.
>>692253918
:D
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>>692254953
if you don't need all of that 11k to be liquid, invest some of it in an index fund
>>692253287
Show proof
>>692255061
Don't be snippy.
>>692255133
For coffee
>>692255178
Haha
>>692255061
My points were at least true, even if I did misread your first post. You can't use divorce to milk money from your spouse's wealthy parents. Though I realize that may be beside the point in your case, if it was her who was going after you aggressively for alimony and chunks of your estate.
>>692254698
age? why'd you blur out your account types?
I legit have 0,01 USD...fuck..
Richfag here
I hope the 2 of you who got money enjoy it and use it wisely, might be back tomorrow but not sure.
Enjoy, night.
>>692255509
Pic for proof.
>>692254227
If this thread is still alive by the time the transaction goes through (if it does, I'm hoping this awesome man/woman keeps their word) I'll let you know and even post pics
>>692253918
so much b8
>>692242858
Sucked in faggot
Did anyone legit get money?
Brokefag reporting in.
>>692255651
you sent the money to the 2 kids that were 1k in debt?
>>692254698
btw im 21, grew up not very well off, eatting lost of canned food if you know what i mean by that, then my weathly aunt (may she rest in peace) whom my family was very close, passed away and left me and each of my 4 sisters $170,000k a piece
>>692255651
I'm disappointed that you couldn't provide proof here of your generosity.
>>692255483
paranoya
The low wage engineer here: in my country (European) the average wage is 350-400 USD
>>692254268
I'm still here. It's in Audio, like sound quality production. Work with both analog recording equipment and digital recording equipment,
>>692255651
I thank god for my wife and children everyday. Without them, the money would mean nothing.
>>692255770
I want to believe. But >>692255651 has so far refused to furnish any actual evidence.
>>692238826
Whoever solves this gets $ 500 on Paypal
http://bit.
ly/25xOEE4
>>692255692
That's what you get for having a mac, weeaboo faggot
>>692255888
ok...hope they aren't checkings/savings accounts. how did you into so much money?
>>692255912
albania???
>>692255178
Well as if it werent fun enough to go through the first time, and I mean gods how I really love fucking explaining myself, having to straighten someone out on the details of it who can't even keep the general idea straight, for 0 benefit either way, is probabky the 2nd least effective use of my time I can think of, with the 1st being writing this.
Nice thread everbody.
>>692244859
How much did you win?
And whats the first thing you bought?
Any gold digger stories?
>>692255692
Yeah but you are from a 3rd world shithole
So thats probably enough for you to eat for a whole month.
>>692255945
And there's no hope of re-entering the field? No friendly contact remaining to you whom you could call up for advice/help?
>>692256002
This is a mac i received from my friend for free after he bought a PC it's really old and the mouse pad is broken asf. i Can post pics if you want.
Every time I see one of these threads I kind of wonder sometimes what it would be like if a few members of /b/ pulled funds together to start a business and see how far it got
2Kindebt@17 fag here, still broke as a joke selling my cans for money
>>692256016
>>692255830
see this, nope! that much money fuck that
>>692255951
Age?
>>692256016
Hungary....
Welp... Time to find a sugar daddy.
savings:$17,415.69
Checkings:$352.04
I Just bought Overwatch Keyboard and mouse. I try not to spend on shit I don't need
>>692256287
make a sandwich or something?
>>692248014
Good for you man. I wish I could do this kind of things. It must be really rewarding actually. I know what it feels to worry about money and I know ppl who still do. And it is sad. I wish I could help out a little. Thanks
>>692244321
What were you doing in ms paint, anon?
>>692256400
LOL
>>692256191
Good. Remember, an S&P index fund with Vanguard will bring in healthy returns over the long run--far better than what you'd get in bonds, or money market accounts, or CDs, etc. You just have to be willing to invest the money and then sit on it for a long-ass time. I'll be making good money at a job I'm starting in a couple months, and that's how I plan to invest what I earn.
>>692244321
What kinda job you got?
>>692255692
That's like, what, 70 euros?
>>692256386
I sorta envy you. I shouldn't have too hard of a time earning a decent living, but somehow can't really see myself settling into a happy domestic life like my parents did. Hope you wake up in the morning truly content with your life.
>>692256400
>legit best joke ever
>never heard
>ohwaiteveryonetellsmethisjok.jpg
>that shit is not funny
>>692256140
I can, but in this field it's not like there's open slots for positions at companies that you apply to, you pretty much have to make your own name and create your own place in the industry. Slowly make connects/gather clients that will pay you to do whatever work they want done. Almost none of this work, unless I'm recording at an event or something, it hourly. It's all project based, $XXX dollars for such and such project, to be paid when completed. If I was to break back in, I'd need to find a completely new customer base that didn't know my old one, which would probably require me moving to a new city/ ONLY working online jobs.
>>692256291
Anon are you okay? How old are you and how did you end up with nothing?
>>692256400
Literally, the funniest thing ive heard all week.
Whats your paypal? i may send you some money too.
>>692256386
net assets? be honest plz
>>692244321
nice man. i wish i wasn't in like ten grand debt! ha!
>>692244321
[email protected] paypal pls
Checking: $300
Cash: $200
I'm still in college, so I can still leech off my parents. They gave me money because I'm studying abroad for 2 weeks, on my mother's request. She thinks I'm a lonely shut in and I should broaden my horizons.
Zero dollars
I'm starting my new job tomorrow but I won't get my paycheck till the steam summer sale is over
>>692256725
Well...it's a big country. There must surely be opportunities elsewhere than Cali. Though I suppose that's where so many movies are made...
>>692256539
thats exactly what im doing with it, my banker fella i sat down with really was recommending opening a vanguard account hard
all of my sisters are consolidated into a bigger account and i have my separate because i used some of my money to buy myself a truck, pic related
I got my hopes up for no reason
>>692238826
Roughly 250k USD. Mostly in stocks.
Meh.
>>692256656
haha funny guy, it's not even 1/10th of a euro.
I have almost 10k saved from working in high school. I started working almost thirty hours a week towards the end of senior year while I took six APs. Got a few small scholarships. Going to a state school. Really hope life doesn't turn into shit and everything works out if I work hard for it like everyone tells me.
>>692256739
>>692254698
this is me, thanks for the offer tho =)
