Tech gore thread.
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Tech gore thread.
>>692846283
Jesus fucking christ
I have to leave this thread, I'm sorry
Story: Guy falls into pool with phone, tires to dry it in the oven.
>>692847237
You sick fuck
>>692846283
from /diy with love
>Tech murdering everyone in the way
>>692847570
Forgot pic
>>692847408
Why would anyone do that holy shit
>>692847385
> iphone
Figures
>>692847408
got hand it to them, that took balls
>>692846706
what the fuck is she doing with that screwdriver?
>>692847775
>>692847653
Kek
>>692847544
Oh come the fuck on now
>>692847454
R.I.P.
>>692847813
>>692846283
I killed my Z170A M7 motherboard cuz NZXT installed like a double ended male standoff and shorted the circuit
>>692847540
Oh god. I think I'm going to be sick.
>>692848036
>>692847655
i dont know why but i felt bad for the guy cause he tried so hard to make a point and nobody took him seriously (also link me the vid again pls)
>>692846283
Hey bro I pushed down the little pins for u
>>692848204
>>692847784
screwing that drive up
>>692848204
Not like this...
>>692848262
Please God stop I don't like where this is going
>>692848321
I'm out.
>>692848262
I know it's going to be something awful
>>692848321
Um...
>>692848262
Jerk on it already !
>>692847408
That's actually pretty clever, he should have looped the wire the other way though
>>692848339
oh god
>>692847454
Can someone explain this to me? What is the glowing hot thing getting that crazy current from?
>>692848321
>>692848321
>321
oh no
>>692848526
>>692846283
This is the most frightening thread /b/ has seen in years.
>>692848526
>>692848400
:^)
>>692848526
Don't ever change /b/
>>692848526
Of all of the sick fucking filth I've seen on this website for the past nine years, never have I felt as physically disturbed looking at mere pictures as I have today.
Congratulations you sick bitch
>>692848714
Dude..
>>692848611
That's not real. I refuse to believe that shit is real
>>692848714
what the fuck
>>692848714
>>692847540
i dont quite understand this one, what was the purpose of breaking the slots?
>>692848860
DUDE
>>692848795
I spoke too soon
>>692848714
>>692848860
STOP
NO MORE
>>692848470
there's so much wrong with it...
>>692848860
u scare me
>>692848005
What could these possibly be connected to?
>>692848832
What are those?
>>692848879
The person thought it was like in laptops, twist to take out the ram.
>>692848128
Can't find it , but it is not so popular and has a guy who says his name is Sam Hyde , kek
>>692848626
Nice thumbnail.
>>692848611
Work long enough in IT, and I promise you, you'll know just how common this type of shit really is.
>>692848339
What am I looking at?
im out
>>692848714
>>692848743
>>692848879
TSA saw the gun shaped heatsink on X-ray and pried out the video cards to get a look.
>>692847544
Be a plumber, see this, I am fairly upset right now.
>>692847544
So is this just begging for clogging?
>>692849283
Nope, I'm done with this thread.
>>692849216
fuck
>>692849264
Can you please explain how it should look?
>>692848860
HOW IN THE FUCK
>>692848470
IT CAME WITH A HALF HEIGHT BRACKET IN THE BOX FFS
FUCKING OPTIPLEX USERS I SWEAR TO GOD
AND THEY DONT EVEN USE THE VGA PORT FUCK MY VIRGIN ASSHOLE
>>692849591
YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
You sick fuck
>>692847237
MODS!
>>692849148
hard drive parts. delicious magnets on the left.
>>692849039
It's a broken fibre
>>692849572
I can't wait for these to get banned.
>>692847454
is the nut fuckin glowing?
>>692849518
>tumblr
>>692849572
Fuck you.
This is a great thread.
>>692849283
i dont understand
>>692849039
A laser level?
This is not an electrical short but instead an over exposure of light.
>>692849283
But why?
>>692849620
Just like this, one bend downwards, it keeps water in the bent part to keep out the stench of the sewage system.
Anything more than that is unnecassery and anything less will let through the stink.
>>692849572
>>692849572
Nice try you triple-nigger
>>692849572
Not now
>>692849740
Good luck separating those
>>692848526
>implying that black gunk on your keyboard isn't already dry jizz
...This thread.... many emotions it brings.. mostly rage... How is my question. How can these happen?
>>692849995
I learned something today!
>>692846283
I did this to my cpu with the first PC I built... I didn't realize it was in the wrong way and kept trying to force it down
>>692848666
hello satan, how are you this fine holiday weekend?
anyways, cpus with pins like that are pretty much obsolete anyway so no big loss.
>>692848860
NIGGER WHAT
>>692850084
What? Why? How? HOW!?
As for someone who has no actual advanced experience with technology, this thread is actually entertaining.
>>692849572
just fuck off
>>692849572
nigger
>>692850084
Stopppp
>>692849283
facepalm.jpg
>>692849080
Wireless access points
>>692849908
That's dried cum. It looks like fucking cream cheese icing...
>>692849144
Network engineer spotted
>>692850245
KILL YOURSELF! Hanging them like that causes so much shit to go wrong! AHHHHHHHHHHH! THE FUCKING RAGE IS REAL! HOW!?
>>692850084
Fuck I need a drink to deal with this shit
>>692847196
>>692847196
that is fucking awesome.
>>692848860
omfg dude wow.
>>692848860
I somehow always seem to forget just how fast shit can get real here, gang. On that note, I'm outtie
>>692850469
I'm coming back.... I need some whiskey you sick fucks
>>692847408
did he just drill into a fucking main?
>>692849572
fuck off you dumfukk
>>692849264
As an electical fag, I can understand.
>>692849908
It's thermal paste that's suppoused to go on top of the processor, below the cooling sink.
But that paste is under the processor where the connectors are so it's pretty much fucked (and expensive to replace).
>>692850182
I was doing fine til I saw this thread.
Seriously, you guys. This is all sorts of fucked.
>>692849572
nigger
>>692848860
>>692848860
welp you just got your own folder.
>>692850933
Holy shit! My dad's an electrician... He does this shit... He says it's fucking easy because no one noticed the twists that often but damn!
>>692850949
I've heard stories about nvidia cards overheating, but that's just ridiculous...
>>692849799
>usb into molex
kek
>>692849792
>>692849811
>>692849881
>>692850002
>>692850048
>>692850070
>>692850265
>>692850272
>>692850762
>>692850953
STOP FUCKING REPLING TO POSTS LIKE THIS, IGNORE IT AND THEY WILL STOP. Jesus Christ summer is in full swing.
>>692848860
include me in the screenshots
>>692849995
What would cause air to get trapped in the sink and not let it drain? The bathroom sink at my mothers house was plumbed by retards (hot and cold are reversed in the bathtub) and the sink wont drain very well unless you can get the air out of the drain lines, then it drains really fast until the next time you go to use the sink.
>>692851240
I don't want my mom to die and if I don't reply I'll have anxiety for a while
>>692849908
>>692850382
I thought it was thermal paste put on the wrong side.
>>692849572
nigger
>>692848714
hilarious
>>692850949
Nvidia utilizes Sega's old "blast processing" routines, I see.
>>692849572
stay safe pupper
Welp.... This is all I have.... Even I wouldnt do this, and that is saying something
>>692851337
>1337
This has got to be a joke
>>692849572
fjck you
>>692849591
Anyone else see this girl reading this keyboard?
>>692850949
HA, someone tried to play Crysis ultra!
you sick fucks. let this thread 404
like a sandpaper lollypop.
>>692849283
You can fix it by blowing it away with a can of air. I've seen people do this way too often.
>>692850823
sparky fag also this bothers me
>>692851826
meh, annoying plastic part bit had to go
>>692851247
somebody furiously downloaded porn
>>692851883
well...
that's kinda cool if you ask me, in a 2003 cyberpunk kind of way
>>692851898
this is exactly why i dont water cool
>>692849572
nah
>Mfw i would screencap this thread if it wasn't so disgusting.
>>692851883
Might as well keep going and turn it into a Rube Goldberg machine.
A classic
>>692851254
Guys, keyboard cum dude is like t'en years Old, get over it.
>>692852068
Another one if you like this
>>692849572
fuk u negger
>>692852222
Keked and checked
>>692849572
Guns don't kill people
Hitler did nothing wrong
Holocaust is a lie
Jews run Hollywood
>>692852172
Shielded cables aren't gore nigga
>>692849572
o shit m8
>>692846283
Whats with the fuckin HUUUUUUGE pins on that thing?
>>692852360
Kill yourself.
>>692852278
Holy shit... Thats some serious abuse there
>>692849572
mppphnooo
>>692849572
pls
>>692851590
isn't that what you're suppose to do?
>>692852259
This is pretty great actually
>>692848611
I hope they only hang like that for testing/setup purposes
>>692852259
And another one
>>692851689
GLOVES, MAN
>>692851590
Pipes need to be grounded, fagget
>>692852172
In third-world countries, electricity is run through pythons, anacondas and other large sneks.
>>692852395
But placebo is
>>692849572
Fuck you
>>692852259
>Starting up pizzaOS
>Unable of execution: Too many pepperonies.
>>692852061
ya, seemed like it was done properly.... no fucks given.
>>692850933
Joorneyman elec. here we did a whole school like this I shit you not. I had a jew boss that didn't want to buy conduit so he made us use MC cable for the whole job and use the receptacle boxes to make all our junctions and connections. I looked like shit I quit not long after that cant imagine it passed code I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't get sued.
>>692852096
If you do it right you'll have no issues.
>>692851813
kek
>>692852578
The ground is the entire water system. Turn on the water and your dead
>>692852844
hesus
>>692849725
kek
>>692852966
there's no such thing as a perfect seal.
>>692848860
This reminds me of the time I came in my own mouth on purpose
>>692851826
did he deaded it?
>>692848860
>>692847454
Is that bolt RED HOT?
>>692852917
still able to play runescape on high after that modification
>>692852600
>>692852600
I would like to know why the fucking light bulb... I see no issue cutting the 24 pin connector simple enough to replace..
>>692848526
>>692848743
>look at how terrible this thing is!
>now look at me ejaculate on it!
/b/
>>692851689
I was going to say use flux if you want the solder to stick but he did so nvm
>>692852844
>>692853231
No but there's triple nitrile gaskets. And for everything else, there's MasterCard.
>>692846283
I vomited...
>>692853271
No, he made it work
>>692848860
Cutie would definitely Fuck
>>692853497
I'm going to puke stop
>>692849572
Ffs
>>692852396
fake
>>692853497
;_;
>>692853497
NONONONONONONONONO
>>692853497
Noooooooo
Nooo no no
>>692853046
reason to get the 1080s
>>692852352
nooooo
>>692851457
Badass
