im mexican AMA
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im mexican AMA
Which province are you living in?
What do you do for a living?
>sage
What's your favorite Mexican food
I like tamales
>>767769860
Por qué eres tan puto?
>>767769954
i'm in tamaulipas, un-employed but i'm in college
>>767769984
homemade pozole, its best when you let it simmer for 1-2 days (covered) and then reheat it
>>767770098
ayy anon, no seas así porfavor que me lastimas
>>767769860
Fuck your worthless heritage and your ugly race you greasy bean nigger
Sincerely, the entire world
>>767769860
How's it feel knowing that the vast majority of the world thinks you're a filthy, loud and ignorant race of "people" oh and one more question, how soon do you think you'd be able to hang yourself?
>>767770271
/thread
>>767770317
we don't mind or don't care and maybe next week after i get the results of my finals
>>767770317
If you're talking about the world, then that would be the US
>>767770449
>inb4 hur the usa is the world
>>767770271
I bet you won't go scream that out loud in Juarez...
Fucking nigger dick loving cuck.
>>767770625
Juarez is not owned by Mexico it is owned by drug cartels. You are a supplier for the degenerates through out America, Canada and beyond. Must feel nice being that poor.
Anyways goodluck in college, and hope you build a good life for yourself amigo.
>>767769860
Cómo ves al Bronco?
>>767770976
no tengo una opinion fija pero como el wey puso su celular en el debate le empezamos a hacer llamadas de broma en mi uni
>>767770317
Easy now tiger he never said was black
>>767770271
There's nothing wrong with Mexican femalesx though.
>>767771262
Mexican here i wanna get me a white girlfriend
Mándame periko desde el Triangulo Dorado
>>767771262
Nomas que son media locas viejo
>>767771403
aqui no se vende el perico anon, solo llega aqui para pasarlo a america, lo que aqui lo que se vende a los locales es la mota
>>767769860
mexicano puto
>>767771564
Y los locales compran mota de EEUU o que verga?
>>767771654
no, la tenemos que pedir de yucatan o de sinaloa
>>767771751
Pinchi mota mala vale para pura verga
>>767771751
una vez aqui se vende por las calles por los halcones o de dealers si la quieres mas barata
>>767771816
es lo que hay y pa lo que alcanza, si quieres otra cosa tendras que pedir un cargamente personal pero te sale mas caro
>>767771936
Pa’ esos rumbos no llega la motita de California?
>>767769860
I need you and 4 of your friends to build my deck. There's $150 in it for you. And, I need it done by tomorrow night.
>>767772020
nos llega de todos lados pero los que conosco la cultivan y la traen de el sur
>>767770965
>Mexican
>Go to college and build a good life
Pick one
Joto
>>767772076
no problem anon, just tell me were you live
>>767772246
I'll just pick you and your hombres up at the Home Depot tomorrow morning. 6am. And no siestas, Pedro.
>>767772144
mexican
if i can't have a decent life then i'll waste it getting high for cheap and hooling with my boys until we get killed by narcos, or the police, or OD'ing
>>767772350
ok see you then mr. smith
>>767772144
>>Caucasian faggot
>>Limp dick cuck
Pick one
>>767769860
I have a large yard, around a thousand sqaure feet, needs a reliable mower who isnt a drunk or a drug addict. Pay is around $50 per mow, you'll be coming once a week in spring and summer, once a fortnight the rest of the time. Bring 5 references and start next week.
Para pasarles mota de alta calidad de California a $3000
>>767772626
sounds like a decent deal, ill bring my machete and hoe
The best way to treat Mexicunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjqFWFqbpDQ
A LA MIERDA ESTE HILO,
este es ahora del HOMBRE ARAÑA!!
>>767772773
Faggot cuck detected
>>767773062
Mexinegro detected
>>767773178
Does your grandma tell you to put sabila on everything
>>767773178
At least I'm not a faggot, that craves BBC
>>767773272
no she used to tell my to put vaseline on any wound i've ever had
>>767770098
This is America speak American yu beaner faggot
>>767773863
Make me, you fucking cunt
>>767774022
you homo go blow youe ese's you fucking spick
>>767769860
Some Mexican chicks are pretty hot, how do you avoid fucking all of them?
>>767773863
>speak American
Fucking lost
How about you learn
>Spanish
So you can suck my Spaniard cock
>>767773863
Mexico is part of America. Shut your rootin - tootin in bred sandwich cowboy faggot ass up
>>767774366
by thinking of all the diseases those bitches are carrying
>>767773863
CHUPA MI PITO GRINGO PUTO ASQUEROSO, HIJO DE LA GRANDISIMA PUTA DE MIERDA QUE TU PUTA MADRE, CHUPA VERGAS, MARICON DE MIERDA, SI ESTUVIERAS FRENTE A MI LLORARIAS COMO UN MALDITA PUTA, GIMIENDO COMO UNA PERRA SUCIA DE LA CALLE, HIJO DE TU RE PUTISIMA MADRE
>>767774396
>Spaniard
Your not a Spaniard, your a mixed mongrel race of filth, dont even have your own language to speak you have to speak spanish
>>767774399
>Mexico part of America
New Mexico yes. The rest, fuck'em the wall cant come soon enough
>>767773863
>>this is America
your fucking country is united states puto
>>767774600
Those are just the tijauana whoars, that's not everywhere in Mexico.
How do native Mexicans view Americans?
It's hard to tell a Mexican from a really fat, lazy, smelly, VERY suntanned white piece of trash. The constant consumption of garbage is a tell, though.
>>767774985
*Americans as in from the USA
>>767775021
I think we understand the vernacular.
>>767774247
>>That's a knee slapper
Faggot fuck
>>767774985
>>767775021
depends, most of us don't mind the usa as long as it isn't doing something that affects our economy directly (because it can still get worse) but we do get "triggered" when somebody refers to the usa as america
Even Coca Cola is better in Mexico putos!!!
>>767775391
i mean yeah but i don't think we should get overexited about it
>>767775391
Yeah, you guys ARE pretty fat.
>>767770271
Okay wey, chingón
Mexicans exist so niggers can feel a little better about themselves.
Even Doritos is better in Mexico Putos
MEXICANS
Racial Characteristics:
Resembling the Spanish in all their more loathsome characteristics except lazier, dirtier, and
more thieving. A large percentage of American Indian blood in the average Mexican deprives
him of any natural human sympathies or moral sense and makes him a wholly unmanageable
drunk. The principal industry of Mexico is the production of pornographic playing cards that
depict their women corrupting the morals of donkeys. Completely untrustworthy, the Mexican
will make food out of anything that will hold still, feed it to you, and charge you for it besides.
An attempt to conquer and hence eliminate this pesky breed of miscegenators was launched by
our government during the last century, but wholesale nausea on the part of our troops, when
they'd witnessed Mexican home life prevented our doing as thorough a job as we should have.
Good Points:
You can buy their twelve-year-old daughters.
Proper Forms of Address:
Wetback, beaner, chili-dipper, taco turd, flap hat.
Three Important Questions Concerning the Mexican Economy:
What do you call all thirty-eight members of a Mexican family packed into one Cadillac?
Grand theft auto.
How did they get all thirty-eight members of a Mexican family packed into one Cadillac?
They picked the lock.
What's hot on the outside, brown on the inside, and stinks like hell all over?
All thirty-eight members of a Mexican family packed into one Cadillac.
>>767773272
Hey Mayate that's Vicks vapor rub.
Mexican leaders are invariably the whitest of their swarthy breed. Even those beaners know the darker you are, the worse you are.
>>767775697
Whites exist so that they can contemplate their shitty existence when getting cucked by niggers, and complain about white genocide
>>767775862
Yeeeehaaaa!!!
God bless you buddy great post!
>>767776559
That's awesome. I'll be sure to tell that to Jesus. That's the beaner that cleans my pool for $20.
Mexicans are the literal definition of cockroaches. Every time the word latino is mentioned all it comes to mind to most of the people is a greasy short mexican nigger selling oranges in the driveway. There's a reason why central and south america hates you, without even mentioning Spain and Americucks. You fuckers are disgusting
>>767776684
Bet he fucks your mainey for free though lmao
>>767769860
Does the cartel have a great impact on your day to day live or affect places near you?
>>767775862
Did you type all that while Mandingo is taking care of your girl?
>>767776743
THIS!!!!
Mexicans are funny... they're like fat Cubans, only lazier, sleepier, dumber, and more likely to molest their daughters.
>>767776709
Your dad jerked off in the dump, and the flies took care of the rest, ask your mom
>>767774850
United States of what?
How do Mexicans reproduce?
>Exchange underwear
a veces pienso si es normal que toda la gente me de asco, o es solo porque estoy en mexico y aqui la gente es una mierda autentica :[
¿no les pasa anons?
>>767776754
not at all, most cartels have a unwritten rule to respect civilians
>>767769860
why are you mexicans so violent?
is it true that you people solve all the issues by using guns?
>>767777931
call me a retard,but i don't get it
>>767778048
...unless they find out you have a 10 year old sister and "she almost a viiirgin"
>>767778179
It's how they transfer bodily fluids, anon
>>767775862
Literaly this
>>767778121
cartels only fight against other cartels and the police, but there still are local gangs of muggers and robbers that bother civilians so it depends on where you are, yucatan is full of veteran narcos but you its a more calm place to live a normal life
>>767777087
stay mad frijolero repugnante. In any case your people would be into incest since all of you look the same: a short brown obese with no self-respect/manners
>>767769860
whachyu lookin at ese
dont you no im loco?
>>767779054
Is it expensive, having to use a electron microscope to fap? Do you rent it by the second? Two pulls and done?
