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>ITT we post what's been bothering us and other anons offer advice
Way to much ugliness now a days let's get some good vibes flowing
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>>767767927
Why can't I play with my penis all day long?
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Gosh, between the constant rape wwyd threads and girlgore threads this is gonna be a fucking doozy m8
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>>767768014
Dude I remember a time where /b/ was somewhat fun, steam trade threads, celeb death rumors, that time we got people to nuke their phones
>>767768005
Like any muscle in your body your penis needs time to recoup after a workout, but if you slowly build yourself up you'll get it
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Bumpity bump
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Something that's been bugging me, is I have this wonderful GF she's sweet, kind, supportive, and caring, but her previous guy raped and emotionally abused her, which she is recovering from, my problem is is that I like extremely hardcore sex, but a lot of what I like triggers her, and I'm trying to change that but man its freaking hard to do
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Slow night for /b/ I hope you guys are having a safe Cinco De Mayo
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If this where a trap thread I'd be drowning in replies, and traps
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Frieza is such a whore
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>>767769839
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>>767769963
If ginyu changed bodies with someone and the fucked them would that be masturbation?
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>>767770038
mindblown
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Just paid my rent and only got $100 for the week :(
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The final form that dragon ball never showed us
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>>767770116
Dude I feel, maybe you could sell some plasma? Or donate sperm if you are a dude?
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I was just playing a game with a friend, all seemed fine.
But while were talking in discord his GF called to talk about dinner or some shit.
I could hear her talking, and I heard her groan at the mention of my name.
Like it went like this:
Friend - "Oh, I cant I'm playing games with Anon"
Friends gf - "Ugh, nice" (with HARD sarcastic tone)
Friend - "I know.." (With HARD sarcastic tone)

I dunno wtf it was about, or what I did.
It's fucking wit my head atm.
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>>767770303
Probably has nothing to do with you,just the fact that she wants to do something and he's making her wait
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>>767770303
Maybe she doesn't like the fact that your friend still likes to hang with you, honestly that's between him and his GF, but if your friend starts acting like a dick to you I'd say something
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>>767770378
I suppose...
It literally happened like 30 mins after I confided in him that after every social event I spend the next day reviewing the gathering under a self hating microscope, and I'm super paranoid that every time I have a beer I alienate everyone around me. It was actually really tough to talk about.
Then that convo happened, it was like an affirmation that I'm not just being paranoid, but I actually am this cringey fuck no one actually wants to be around.
Just bad timing I guess.
Thanks for the kind words though anon.
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One time when I was 11 my sister had me measure my flaccid penis and tell her how long it was then she made fun of me
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>>767768841
Still trying to figure this one out, my GF is seeing a therapist for stuff, but man I don't know what to do
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>>767770584
Dude....I'm sorry, hopefully it's just his GF being pissy because he's gaming
>>767770597
Does she recall this because that's almost a wincest thread lol
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>>767770720

I dunno I don't really wanna ask her
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>>767770820
Probably for the best just chalk it up to weird shit kids do and repress that memory
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i have 20 bucks to last me til tuesday. i have very little food stocked up. have eggs, pb&j, milk, butter, cheese and some sausages in my fridge right now. I have plenty of weed because my priorities are ass backwards. i guess i could be doing worse.
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>>767768245
You forgot
>>nb4 /b/ was always garbage
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>>767770892
Heard repression of memory commencing
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>>767770608
Honestly, if you like her, and are really sure to where you want this to go, you give it time. I was in a similar situation as you, difference is that she was the opposite, and really wanted to go all out, while I was more relaxed and easy going. With time, we both adjusted to what we both were okay with, and I'm going to ask her to marry me very soon. Not because of that, but because everything went in order as time went by, because we learned everything about each other. Don't rush it, or don't do it with her. That's my best advice. Else it will be a pain later on, and a lot of wasted time.
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>>767770584
Sometimes, when people haven't been in a somewhat similar situation, they tend to act this way, although I'm not saying you are right or wrong, it might just be a misunderstanding of not actually being in the conversation, but just see how he acts around you, be nice to his gf whenever you get the time, and if your friend acts like a douche around you anyways, dump him, or call him out and ask why. And that you didn't tell him those privat things to annoy him, but because you trust him as a good friend. Ignore the private conversation him and his gf had, maybe he's just like that because she's just like that, and actually he didn't mean it.
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>>767771153
Dude like I really love this girl and yeah I'm giving it some time but man I'm having a hard time repressing those more animalistic urges
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>>767771480
Relationships are hard ass work my man, it's true what everyone says. I've been with my girl for 6 years now, and it took me 2-3 months before that before we were actually together (bf/gf) not sex, just because we wanted to see how everything would go. Trust me, if you are sure, it will all be worth it, and you will both adjust.
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>>767770360
C-cell sama

Post moar
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>>767771647
Thanks for the reaasurance anon
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>>767771480
>>767771647
Even with the kinky stuff* like, we are doing some pretty crazy things, because we know each other so well now.
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>>767771437
Whenever you get the chance*, not time
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>>767771754
Yeah I'm hoping that it will work out
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I keep falling in love with asexual girls. It hurts. I feel like all sexual thoughts I have will always be dirty and unwanted, and I'm scared I'll become one of those guys who can only get off to porn.
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>>767771712
>>767771951
Good luck, and have a good day matey
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>>767768841

Why does she keep selecting brutal men?
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>>767771973
Do you set certain standards when it comes to the women you like?
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>>767770584

Which one of your parents makes you feel unwanted?
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>>767770608

Is the sex what matters to you, or the girl?
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>>767767927
How about you go fuck yourself?
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>>767771973

Stop watching porn. Figure out why you think sex is bad.
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>>767772341
Nah bro I gots a nice lil lady to do that for me
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>>767767927
Boss is talking shit behind back and it got back to me.
Nothing to do about performance or me fucking up. He just caught feelings about me almost taking another job that was offered to me
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>>767772136
Ehhh like I'm more of a kinkster, I like being dominate, but out of the bedroom I'm a completely different guy, her other ex didn't start out being an emotionally abusive ass, sooo idk man
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>>767771692
why would you want moar
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>>767770303
I don't know what's going on, but I wouldn't be suspicious of your friend.
Why would he want to play with you in the first place if he's annoyed by you?
Sounds more like a classic girlfriend complaint about how your buddy is spending time with his buddies and not with her. I would guess you misinterpreted any notion you think your friend has about you.
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>>767772323
Oh dude I'm changing my sexual behavior trying not to get in *that* zone I guess I was just seeking advice on how I can make things a little easier on myself
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>>767772521
Keep being a good little worker bee and try to get yourself out of that position
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>>767771973
have the ginyu force break them in
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>>767772200
She must be boyfriend-free, cute, nice, funny, white...
Lol nah. I feel like I have a reasonable spectrum of turn-ons and turn-offs. I tend to prefer smart girls, but I don't THINK there's a correlation between that and asexuality.
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>>767772521
Uhm, how is that your problem? How much of a little bitch is your boss that he talks behind your back because of you apparently being qualified enough that you get offered other jobs?
If anything, this should light a fire under his ass to keep you if you are indeed that valuable.
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>>767767927
I can't leave my because I have anxiety
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>>767772854
>guldo's head in the background
Fucking chuckled
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>>767767927
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>>767773000
Nice trips and can't can't leave what
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>>767772658
I.. don't.. know.. moar?
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>>767767927
I'm very compatible with my oneitis, we both like the same music, have the same sense of humor (extremely fucked up), and she laughs at anything I do to seem funny. I feel like she loves me back but I'm worried about fucking up the friendship if it ends up being me just reading too much into it with wishful thinking (which it most likely is)

thank you anon, felt good to get this off my chest.

I'm too worried about ruining the friendship
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>>767773177
Have fun with seeing her get railed by Chad and forever regretting not having made a move.
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I'm falling in love with my roomates GF. We all live together. She's been trying to get close to me and wants to hangout with me all the time before he gets home from work among other things. I'm scared I won't be able to control myself, he's like my brother. What do /b/?
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>>767772433
It's not that I think sex is bad, it's something I know is important for me to have a successful relationship. It's more of an insecurity thing where I feel like (from experience) that no one will ever want to share that part of my life with me.
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>>767773177
Dude my best advice would to be take a step back and think about everything positive in your life, and the take some deep breaths, sometimes we spend to much time in our own heads so taking a step back and looking at everything going on in your life can be a tremendous help
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>>767773317
Honestly my man I used to feel the same way, but if you find you someone who is attracted to you regardless you'll just fall into some confidence
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Who is she sucking off?
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>>767773127
of course not
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>>767773282
Hmmm this is a tough one, check and see if you are reading to much into things, if she is legit comming on to you say something to your roomate
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>>767773780
Not raditz. Chichi is faithful
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>>767773780
>red bands
Gotta be radditz
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>>767773877
Check'd. But what if I don't want it to stop. Like I'm so conflicted it's ripping my brain apart anon.
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>>767773279
She seems to prefer robots.
Pretty sure I caught her browsing /wsr/ once
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>>767773960
Dude she might be playing the two of you then, and how long have you been friends
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>>767774091
Me and the dude? Going on ten years.
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>>767774125
Maaaan I really wouldn't throw away a 10 year friendship for some booty, like best case scenario y'all have a open relationship and plenty of threeways, worst case everyone is mad
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>>767773177
If she truly cares about you, it won't ruin anything. As an example, I dated one of my best friends in high school. She's the one girl I ever said "I love you" to. We had to break things off for various reasons, and of course we needed to spend a little while apart. But now we're absolute best friends again, we text and hang out every week. It's just a part of our long past together.
I realize I may have gotten incredibly lucky here, but I just wanted to point out that romantic feelings don't always have to mean the end of friendship.
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>>767774272
I know man, you're right. I just can't actually talk to anyone about this shit, but I'm glad you talked some sense into me. Thanks, anon you may have saved a /b/rother today.
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>>767774404
Glad I can help man
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>>767773581
Thanks, man. I'm sure I'll meet somebody some day.
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>>767773960
Wouldn't doubt it, a lot of "friends" will trade in a brother like friendship for ez pussy. If you get it, he will probably eventally find out and end the friendship. It will hurt him more than you short term. Long term, all the bad mistakes will add up or a friend in your future will do you dirty and you'll remember what a good frind was like. A friendship with trust. You'll call him up and he'll forgive you because he moved on with his life. Settled down with a wife and kids. While your alone and a little cold with no one but yourself to blame.

Doing this shit also hurts your future relationship's because you can't even trust yourself with your "brothers" girlfriend. What a sad state of affairs that you cant find your own pussy and your willing to trade it for one good fuck before everything crashes.

Nice.
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>>767774625
All my friends did this exact same thing to me for my ex. I guess it left resentment and hate in me. I don't really care for anyone anymore. I just want that connection again. But I respect your opinion based on the minimal information I have provided. I don't know you from atom, but thanks regardless.
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>>767773876
I love it
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