basically i made an amazing discovery. you CAN fuck ice. my only suggestions are that you make the hole, slightly smaller than you want it to be, because it melts kind of fast at the start.
steps:
-get water bottle
-cutt top off
-hotglue pipe insulator inside to the top piece
-fill with water and freeze, might need to tape down the top piece, as it floats up
im suprised how well it really worked out. possible improvements are to try different shapes, like add ribbing, although it will make it way harder to extract the inner piece after freezing.
forgot to add other pics
just buy a flesh light.... its 100% worth it
How it feels?
the cold keeps you from cuming too quickly, but otherwise is amazing. added bonus is you dont need to clean it cause it melts away after and that lubrication comes built in!
>>767828401
>>767828485
hmmm... might have to look into this
Sounds like a great idea if you want nerve damage on your dick for the rest of your life, retard.
What next, you gonna post that how-to-make-crystals infographic?
i used to use a ice gel pack (for sore muscles and shit) to freeze my dick numb then jerk off. was an interesting feeling. probably not super healthy so stopped after a while.
>>767828753
Jokes on you, I've animated the crystals and now have a crystal golem army.
>>767828401
Wouldn't this just get stuck to your dick like a tongue on a lamp-post?
naa, dick is too warm to get stuck or get hurt, it all melts suprisingly fast
Can you record the procedure of fucking? I'm very interested in this experience
>>767828809
Yes, op tries to get guys freeze their dicks off
>>767828880
I don't know man, a tongue seems warmer then a dick.
>>767828753
>>767828919
Speak of the devil. Also, annons, don't do this shit, it creates mustard gas.
What would happen if I just put an onahole in the freezer for a bit? I feel like it might denature the rubber a little, but I've heard girls swear by the ice-cube blowjob technique so there's probably something to it.
It might just feel like fucking a corpse though.
>>767828401
I was just wondering if I could fuck ice, thanks OP!
>>767829407
why don't you drop an ice cube in your onahole retard
denaturing is a chemicle process that only happens to protiens at high temperatures.
>>767829407
What if I already do this BECAUSE I want to fuck a corpse?
>>767828809
a lampost does not melt when heat touches it, ice does.
>>767829839
Because then there'd just be one awkward, cold lump taking up space and it would just be pushed to the end, meaning only the head would feel any benefit.
>>767830017
Power to you buddy, at least you're not fucking an actual dead body.
>>767829954
What's it called when you freeze meat and it gets fucked up then?
>>767830046
Yeah, you make a fair point.
thats freezer burn, caused by water inside cell walls forming ice crystals that pierce through and basically turn the food into mush. but that wouldnt happen with rubber
Coco frostbite here I come
>>767830384
I guess you learn something new everyday, thanks bud.
The extreme cold could cause skin and fat necrosis there. Shrinking your penis and damaging the nerves.
Kek
>>767828401
>hotglue pipe insulator inside to the top piece
Well this turned into too much effort quickly.
>>767828919
i know this was first posted many years ago but newfags still fall for this
dont do this,it creates a highly toxic gas that WILL serioiusly harm or even kill you within minutes
>>767832280
trying to keep all the cool crystals to yourself?
>>767832280
What does the rock have to do with it though?
"the cold never bothered me anyway!"
>>767832280
>being this new
Can’t believe summerfags actually believe this shit.
OP full of bs unless posts climax into ice video.
>>767832526
I kekd way too hard at this
>>767828401
Yes I love cold things on my pp!!! You a genius OP! Where is the Nobel Peace price for this anon!
>>767828799
HOW
ugh, i dont really wanna make a climax video, first id have to find somewhere to post the video to, then id have to make the "ice queen" again, and it takes a suprisingly long time to freeze approx half a water bottle of water, like over night...so much hassle. if enoufgh people ask for a video, ill get around to making one... eventually
