Post how you have fucked up today:
>be me, trying to learn how to ride a motorcycle
>can practice at my neighbor's sawmill on dads old Honda
>nothing special, just driving rounds, slalom, etc.
>going to fast because I'm a stupid 19 year old
>log is coming closer
>slam the brakes, feel rear wheel slipping on the grass
>didn't hurt myself, go to check the motorcycle
>indicator is broken of, gear shift is bent
>dad comes to call me a knuckelhead and tells me to get it fixed, drives off
>continue driving, doing a slalom around some pieces of firewood
>miss the last one and slam into the ground knee first
>fuckmethathurts.jpg
>Gearshift now completely dickered, oilstain forming on the ground
>still sitting in my room thinking about how I should explain to my dad that I dropped his bike twice in a span of five minutes
Pic semi related, same bike my dad has
>>767838313
Nothing of value was lost. Throw it in dumpster.
>>767838313
looks like riding a motorcycle isn't going to continue any more , put that old shit down get a car like a normal guy i guess
>>767838521
>>767838643
You see, that's not up to me. I destroyed someone elses property, so i have to replace it
>>767838521
It's a beautiful vintage Honda you Glow in the dark faggot
>>767838313
i hit a car doing 65 mph, did a sumersalt flip over the hood, fracured my pelvis, and now i have a metal plate holding my pelvis together, almost torn my leg off at the knee, spent two weeks in the hospital in intensive care, and when i finally get back home i spent the next 6 months in a wheel chair before i would walk, and now i walk but sort of gimpy with a limp,
those fucking bikes are suicide machines, do yourself a favor and stay away from them
Kys faggot
>>767838313
I ruptured my rectum because I'm severely constipated,I tried to shove a spoon up in there to help scoop out the shit.
I've not had a shit in 7days,and I was desperate..just came back from the hospital
>>767840422
My sister is a nurse and used to work at intensive care. She said that motorcyclists are the best organ donors, young physically fit men with mostly no damage to internal organs.
>be me
>at large metal festival
>be 6,4 kinda swoll cause im /fit/
>death metal band goes on
>circle pit
>get hyped up on pseudo testosterone from music
>hop in circle pit with large muscular men
>having fun
>accidentally hit Thor's older brother in the face
>get picked up and slammed
>mfw my elbow and arm won't work for a solid 2 hours
>>767838313
that is custom scrambler material dude! watch some tutorial and get working
>>767838313
turn it into this
>>767840422
Ya I got 4 small metal plates in my face from a bike accident. I cannot look up with my right eye lol
>>767838313
>i borke it
how gives a shit. get it fixed. the only shitting thing would be if you left it broken
I have the same bike
>>767841069
Beautiful
>>767838313
You just gotta get better.
When i first learned i wasn't very strong and i dropped the bike and sheared the clutch handle clear off. Your dad will understand but you should go slower and learn how to handle better.
>>767840422
Pussy.
>>767838313
My first bike was an old Yamaha like that. I was around 14. All that shit you broke is par for the course. Just get it fixed and keep riding it. That's what those fuckers are for and you'll become a better rider for all this.
>>767841353
Yeah, this.
Go spend the 40 bucks and fix it back up.
>>767841662
This.
Your first bike will get banged up a bit, you will come off. You get back on and learn from your fuck ups or you pussy out and get a cage.
>>767841662
Holy shit, just looked it up. Memories.
>>767838313
You're just learning how to ride a bike and you're already doing slaloms? btw i've never heard of people saying they do slaloms on a bike...you're a fuckkng idiot, what are you coplaining about? you were just asking to drop it/get injured, like others said get it fixed and stfu.
Poor Driving Decisions Pt. 2:
>be me
>start driving stick
>my clutch control is absolutely horrible
>have to drive to school for final exam
>there's an uphill bridge
>some traffic ahead, cars stop
>fuck.wav
>completely stop, ebrake on
>car is in neutral
>traffic starts up again, take ebrake off
>try to go into first gear
>mfw the clutch sticks to the firewall and the car is stuck in neutral
>goes 4 ft backwards and crunches person's bumper
>late for school dealing with insurance shit at this point
>failed exam bc attendance was necessary
>>767841998
It's actually required to be able to do slaloms in order to.get a license where i live
perfect time to learn how to fix it
ur learning and ur dad should expect shit like this to happen
