How do I get a girlfriend /b/?
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How do I get a girlfriend /b/?
get a job
work out
stop looking at anime
>>767838218
Well kid that right there is the definition of what not to do
give up
that is your only chance
start by not looking at neckbeard shit like that.
>>767838426
What do den?
>>767838218
>Obtain 2 tabs of high quality LSD.
>Obtain 3 grams of psychedelic shrooms.
>Obtain a joint.
>Take LSD and shrooms.
>Wait an hour or so.
>Smoke the joint.
>Lay down in bed/comfortable spot.
>Put headphones on and listen to feminization hypnosis on repeat.
>Fuck up your brain into thinking you're a cute girl.
>Become your own girlfriend.
>>767838442
Then?
Girls pick their partners. Be the partner they want to pick.
>>767838595
Go on
Where do I profit as a slutty trap
>>767838218
Lose weight
Shave your peach fuzz beta male bread (youll never have one)
Clean up your skin
Get a decent haircut
Get a job
Move out of your parents house
Don't be weird, you freaj
And be a nice dude but not a totally pussy.
It's actaully really easy if you follow these steps.
>>767838388
There are women that look at anime and cosplay tho
>>767838682
I am
I'm still single
>>767838218
I got mine by shouting "not everything has to be about dungeons and dragons" at some dude. A girl that hated him heard it and we've been together for 2 years. Hate is a powerful emotion.
Just don't go for girls who use stepa/rules as a median.
>>767838798
What?
Explain
>>767838776
Lucky basterd
I'm sad now
Buy pussy magnet
>>767838700
Where don't you profit as a slutty trap?
>Start cam site.
>Whore yourself out.
>Find a dude that is into traps and be his qt trophy wife.
>Work at a truck stop glory hole.
Risk of STDs vary depending on what you do, obviously. Though if you fuck your brain up too much, you're not likely to care about it or money for that matter.
>>767838716
A decent appartment is $1700 per month :(
>>767839161
Welp
This OP is fucked, by life not by a cute girl
>>767838218
why do you want a gf?
if you want to spend a lot of money and listen to garbage and complains all day long,you have other options
>>767838218
how old are you ?
>>767838750
Yeah bc they're women. Not what they want out of their counterpart
>>767838776
>Be me
>Dungeon master at my house for a d&d sesh with the homies
>Craig invited that one dude who just screams out of no where
>probs autist
>"hey guys, im new to the game, i wanted to learn since it seems cool"
>whatever.jpg
>i try to teach him for over an hour
>we havent even started playing yet
>tell him maybe hes just never going to get it and should just watch us play for a bit
>"not everything is about dungeons and dragons"
>my roommate's disgustingly fat sister comes waddling to the living room
They both left and were never seen again.
>>767839331
Because I've been single so long the thought appeals to me
>>767839859
weight and height ? work situation ? virgin ?
>>767839934
170?
5' 11"
Nope one slooot took it fortunately
Buy luxurious caravan. 700 a month. Live anywhere you want.
>>767839934
No job currently
had a shit ton as a math tutor at community college
>>767840165
so normal sized ?
>>767840172
Hmmmmm
>>767840238
I think
Id fucking k
>>767839161
Jesus Op, are you saying youre incapable of finding a decent job?
Move out of California, there's other places to live where it nice and rent is cheap.
You dont need a gf right now dude. You need to get your life together first.
>>767839934
80kg, 164cm, unemployed, lost my anal virginity last year.
>>767838218
just keep watching hentai. im sure thatll work out
>>767840277
Park it. Pay it off. Sell it. Alot easier to buy than a house.
>>767840339
do you go out ?
>>767840389
>164cm
holy shit just kys
>>767840378
Fuck California
never wanna go there again
And im studying for electrical engineering
>>767838750
Only if you look at the weird shit like berserk, coin locker etc.
>>767840481
Not really
most of my day is at home or studying engineering classes
>>767840389
lose weight and become a traps
>>767840659
don't look further , no time outside of school i guess and studying at home, try to go out a bit more
>>767840277
Big ones are awesome. I lived in one helping a friend build his dream house. He wants me to buy it for 2 mill.
>>767838218
There’s no guideline to getting one.
But here goes
>maintain great hygiene
>begin a steady workout regimen
>take part in social activities with friends. That’s if you have any.
>don’t force confidence.
>have a car.
Remember OP women don’t owe you shit. Be respectful and learn from your failures. Don’t become an Incel.
>>767840893
This niga fucks
>>767840568
Where is better?
>Friends who paintball have a lot of knowledge.
>>767839900
I think you misunderstand me. I enjoy DnD, even though I rarely get to play it. We were at class and I was explaining one of my assignments to a friend, and the dude(who was the one that was disgustingly fat, well over 300 pounds) shouts "oh so it's like DnD!" the kid had been listening in from across the room and chiming in in my conversations all day and i was fed up with it since I wasn't that that fond of him in the first place.
>>767840751
I don't own a car yet because fucking Mexican parents
take the bus everywhere
takes forever to get anywhere
Why can't the US just adapt to public transportation
god I hate the car industry
>>767841055
Because jobs require dl. Good clean record is a must.
>>767838388
This is good advice.
>>767841177
No they don't
I'm 24, have never owned a car and have had multiple jobs
transportation doesn't automatically mean car
>>767838218
You don't. Incel.
-Common sense is advice.
>>767839039
I don't like how you know what to do, please stop.
>>767840893
Thank you sensai
>>767841315
Background check? Driving record is on it. Good job on stoner job tho.
>>767841360
FUCK YOU
IT'S MY BODY AND I'LL FUCK WHO I WANT TO AT TRUCK STOPS BITCH
Dui stays for 10 years and no real job will hire with dui on your record.
>>767838388
>stop looking at anime
Already not worth, what the fuck? What a shit trade.
>>767841552
I agrid
Public transportation is fine. I use it whenever I can. I get to study, do other things while I get to my destination.
>>767841620
Do you live in the US?
It fucking sucks here
Japan, Russia, Germany anywhere else, it's normal but in the US you need a capitalist car
fucking asshats
>>767841360
It's something I've contemplated more than once. If I could pass as a hot woman I'd be rolling in money right now.
>>767838218
Yeah, you don't actually need to have a good job, nice car, or even a decent appt to get decent woman. They might help, but mostly just to find some cunt that's looking for a free ride.
Seriously, just be yourself for the most part and don't be afraid talk to women. Eventually you'll find someone.
>>767841743
Kansas
>>767841767
Thanks anon
>>767841775
Then you get it
I live in Texas, here it's always piss in bottles, crazy homeless people, and some nigga selling weed
>>767838798
what
>>767840165
You're not even a virgin and not fat. Fuck off stop larping as one of us.
>24
>Fat
>Ugly
>Actual virgin
>Minimum wage job, grocery
>>767841983
Gas is there like buck a gallon. I wanted to move to Austin while back. Basic truck is like 2 grand. I don't know how hard is it to get around. Buy yourself an electric scooter.
>>767838750
yeah but once you approach one of them there's a 19/20 chance they reroll into a dude
