What in the FUCK was he thinking?
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What in the FUCK was he thinking?
>>767844870
money
>>767844870
I'm going to tell your parents that you said the F word on the internet
>>767844870
Some death now imposed by a magical dictator. Or lots of death later imposed by political failure to manage resources. In other words, Thanos is a alt-right neo-fascist pessimist who has no faith in any political system.
>>767844870
Fuck all comic book movies. Sad as fuck.
>>767845169
Pretty much this. Plus he's a psychopath who thinks genocide is the only way to save lives.
>>767845169
Given what happened to Titan and Krypton (different universe but relevant) he's kinda got a point though
>>767845187
Blade, The Dark Knight, Watchmen, Men in Black, The Crow, Sin City, Kingsman, Dredd, etc...
You should reconsider
>>767845307
>genocide is the only way
It's not genocide, but it is mass murder. Because it's not selective, there's no selection by type (Latin genus), so it doesn't count as genocide. I thought this was quite a shrewd choice for the plot. It takes Thanos out of being a easy-to-dismiss ethnic nationalist, which is typical, and makes him far more universal.
>>767845371
>what happened to Titan and Krypton
Sort of a point, but that's why I call him a pessimist. There are other ways, but he doesn't pursue them. He pursues the ones that only rely on himself, egotistically, rather than engage others. That's why I called him a dictator and neo-fascist, because he's a diametric opposite of someone who believe that democracy can accomplish anything large.
>>767845169
Lol, he is a hard left enviromentalist who thinks that there are too many people and is willing to do something about it for the "greater good", which is Utilitarianism, a left wing philosophy.
Wtf was starlord thinking? Stark and Spider-Man basically had the gauntlet, but he decided to go full autism and rage at the worst possible time. Had he waited like 15 seconds they’d have the gauntlet, Thanos would have been powerless, and they all could have taken turns kicking his ass. I don’t blame Thanos, I blame that dumbass starlord for half the universe being wiped out just so he can have an autistic moment
>>767845919
It's all good, Strange said so.
>>767845381
everything was ok until you said kingsman....kys
They did get gauntlet off him and used the reality stone from there on to make Thanos think he won. That was the plan. Star Lord just hit him to wake him up and fool Thanos into thinking they fucked up.
>>767845831
>hard left enviromentalist
Hard right environmentalist, actually. Not a category that currently exists much today, but does crop up in various blood-and-soil fascist movements that have defense of the ecology as part of their sensibility.
The US radical activists that identify as on the left are only that way for transient historical reasons. I've met plenty; I went to school at Berkeley. They're actual politics are fairly totalitarian, if you strip away affiliation labels.
>>767844870
He was trying to kill half of all life in the universe.
Unfortunately he didn't do it right. For exampe, on earth, he could have turned all black people and hispanics into dust.
And i'm sure the universe has its share of spaceniggers.
>>767846379
You do realize that totalitarianism isn't left or right, Stalin was a communist, a left political system, and was one of the most totalitarian people in history> Hell Hitler's National Socialist party is only considered right wing by revisionists and people who don't understand that they were only right compared to communism.
>>767845381
Ehhh...
>>767844870
>i hope wolverine's not in this movie
>>767846515
Thanos doesn't browse /pol/
>>767846369
why did all the people start melting away?
thanos was given a fake stone by starlord, he had seen it happen already in his visions. he said there was only one way to beat him and he did what he had envisioned prior. and the doctor in wakanda got the stone out and replaced it with fake stone as well...
>>767846561
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left%E2%80%93right_political_spectrum
>The terms "left" and "right" appeared during the French Revolution of 1789 when members of the National Assembly divided into supporters of the king to the president's right and supporters of the revolution to his left.
Going by the oldest distinction, autocracy is on the right and democracy is on the left. Lots of ways that distinction has morphed over the years, but this one has always worked for me as solid and useful.
>>767846369
Aww so black panther didn't die? I laughed at that part and my mom called me racist. Fucking hate black panther
>>767846793
maybe but he does have eyes, and he's a sentient being. and any self-aware being knows that niggers are a plague on the universe.
>>767844870
Was thinking he was going to rule Azeroth
Nigah, Thermos gets to fuck up the Toxic Avenger and shit while I get thirsty for some coffee and shiznets no what I mean cuh?
Fuck outta here cuh wit dat shit mang.
Got me hangry fo sum Slam Dunkin Dognuts and shiiiieeeet.
>>767847233
KEK
There was no fake stone. Dr. Strange saw the future scenario in which they beat Thanos and it depended on Tony Stark returning to earth and developing time travel technology which Cable, who is played by Josh Brolin, in this franchise will be Thanos from 200 years in the future who, seeing the dystopia he has created, will travel back in time to help the avengers stop himself. That's why Strange traded the time stone for Stark's life.
Look at the pic. The gauntlet arm is fucked up and his eye has the mind stone in it.
Thanos did nothing wrong. Fight me
>>767846120
Dr. Strange wouldn't have given Thanos the Time Stone for no reason. I get the feeling the dusting's gonna be reversed in the next movie.
fuck your capeshit
>>767846985
Right is more traditionalism, divine right of kings traditional sources of power like the church and aristocracy. Besides, the revolution devolved into totalitarian dictators quicker than feudalism turned into Absolute monarchs.
ITT: faggots that dont read the comics
>>767847696
If you had read the comics, you will have already known this. TBH though, i expect a twist.
>>767847696
no im sure marvel / disney just permanently killed of like half their roster of cash cows forever anon
>>767847696
he needs stark alive.
>>767847810
Literally nothing wrong with this
>they are all in the soul stone
>the ones killed will be resurrected
*yawn* wee already know how it ends
>>767847454
You are a fucking retard
>>767847454
why would cable have the mind stone in his eye. if thats the case they really fucked up the original story. that glint in his eye is supposed to be his insane mental powers bestowed upon him by being cyclops and jean's son in the future.
OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
>>767847810
>capeshit
>how could anyone possibly like it
>ignore the fact every movie makes a billion dollars a piece.
>>767848014
this
>>767848076
If my theory is correct, and they make Cable just a future Thanos (which makes sense since they're played by the same actor), then they've already totally fucked with the normal comic storyline.
>>767845169
>>767845307
He actually does it because Death is upset that there are more people alive than have ever died. She asks him to kill half of the universe's population.
>>767848162
Your theory is stupid as fuck 2/10 bait
So no one knows what happens next?
>>767847976
>there is nothing with grown men losing their shit over some fictional characters in movies aimed for 12 year olds
>>767848108
mcdonalds also makes billions but it's still crap
>>767847909
Especially spiderman
>>767848257
>Death needs help killing people
Jesus fucking Christ. Movies literally made by retards, for retards.
>>767848740
Lol you must be an intellectual.
>Doesnt approve of marvel or mcdonalds
Luckily the world doesnt care. Dollah dollah bill yall. Have fun being an angry cuck for no reason
>>767848955
Lol you didnt read the comic pls sit down
>>767848534
Does it matter? Everything will be undone because they have to make more movies xD
>>767849066
I am sitting, you dumb cunt.
>>767849073
They are following the arc of the comics you massive retard.
>>767849117
Glad u dont deny your ignorance
Josh Brolin plays both Thanos and Cable. Every comic arc with Cable is centered around his character travelling back in time to stop 'the pestilence.' Cable, in this arc, is clearly either future Thanos or a son of Thanos who will travel back in time to stop Thanos. Forge is probably going to be an immortal cyborg Tony Stark.
I just hope we see more Red Skull.
>>767849136
That doesn't excuse shitty writing.
>>767849213
Literally none of this will happen
>>767849213
The Deadpool movies WILL NOT crossover into the main timeline.
>>767849234
They are comic books. No argument necessary.
>>767849304
I know. That idiot doesnt realize that fox is not owned by marvel
nobody cares that you read the fucking comics you pathetic faggots.
you deserve less respect than the retards who bothered with the movie.
>>767849034
Nothing changes that both are crap and should be avoided whenever possible.
>>767849351
Apart from issues about the rights, Deadpool wouldn't even fit within the setting.
1. He'd make a shit background character
2. His 4th wall breaking would immediately kill any suspense that was previously built up.
>>767849351
Disney is in the process of buying out Fox. It already owns the rest of Marvel, so it's going to consolidate the franchise.
>>767849538
Thats opinion therefore irrelevant.
>>767849620
Yesh they are going to just merge an R rated hipster shithead into their main story arc. Gtfo here pls
>>767845307
>genocide
retards keep using this word without knowing what it means. he only kills HALF of living life/societies. in the movies
>>767849511
Yet more respect than you
>>767849511
>>767849832
the movie made a billion dollars in 10 days. You're an asshole.
>>767849784
After the proposed acquisition of 21st Century Fox by Disney was announced in December 2017, Disney CEO Bob Iger said that Deadpool would be integrated with the Marvel Cinematic Universe under Disney.
https://deadline.com/2017/12/disney-fox-deal-bob-iger-digital-future-hulu-and-2b-cost-savings-1202226884/
>>767844870
Sounds like he was thinking of making a sequel where everyone comes back to life.
YAAAAAY
The arc is all but setup to complete in one specific way. We started with the original avengers and we will end with the original avengers. They will also have to add another character to continue into phase 2 of the avengers. The next movie will be Tony getting back to earth and then joining up with the avengers to "avenge" the universe and kill Thanos. Thanos has already accomplished his goal so his ambition is gone, but he won't just allow himself to be killed. The problem is he is still too strong for just the avengers to kill. This is where the new member of the next phase of avengers comes in - Captain Marvel. She is going to be used to kill thanos and be the lead of the next set of avengers. I assume ant man will be in it too and join the 2nd wave of avengers, but that's up in the air and I'm less sure of it.
>>767848955
Thanos does it for Death because he wants a crack at her booty
And yes, Death is a she in Marvel
Better to just go to DC, they may be edgetastic but at least edge is what they do. Purple Homer Simpson over here is like Discount Sugar-Free Darkseid.
>>767850421
sounds like you didnt read the fucking comics
yaaaaaayyyyy
>>767849701
mdonalds is obviously shit when it comes to health and for taste there are better alternatives
marvel is just your average popcorn movie and wouldn't have so much hype without the generation soy
>>767850604
pretty much this with a little help from Nebula and Adam Warlock
>>767850648
Of course, they're not making a sequel, nobody will come back to life, I'm wrong.
Better tell me to read the comics so I can come back and ask how the fuck reading them makes it apparent that there's no sequel where everyone comes back, or maybe I come back and you just move the goalposts again
They're making a sequel where everyone comes back. sorry nigger
I don't get why he bothered with wiping out half of all life.
Why not just make Rosie O'Donnells tits balloon in size to the point where she can't even move?
Or he could have made it so everything Jimmy Fallon touches turns to almonds and collapses
No imagination at all
>>767850648
What actually happens in the comic books?
>>767850762
I get that you're trying to be funny, but for anyone actually confused it's a thing called ambition.
>>767850883
Everyone comes back to life.
>>767850762
he wiped out half of all life because he is in love with Death. He wants to show her that he can fulfill what she cannot.
>>767850742
wtf are you even blabbering about? You have it backwards asshole. Everyone already knows that.
>>767850883
the soul stone still contains all of them. Captain marvel (basically marvel's superman) will come and stop thanos with the help of nebula who steals his gauntlet and then adam warlock wields the gauntlet and reverts everything that was done.
>>767850974
Yeah but how.
>>767851149
Ah okay thanks /b/ro
I think it was to stop overpopulation and manage resources.
>>767851205
thanos addresses this in the movie
>>767850982
thats not true in the movie at all, you're inferring something from the comics not even remotely mentioned in the movie universe. His motivations are laid out pretty clearly in the movie. Don't be such a nerd.
>>767851269
gamora specifically says in the movie that he is obsessed with death.
>>767851269
and ill nerd out more than your pathetic fucking face ever could. ill neckbeard debate your two fucking dads back into the silver age of DC
>>767845381
>kingsman
>try sucking dick, its actually quite fun
faggot
>>767849538
i make bank and have a phd in physics and i occasionally eat mcdonalds and watch comic book movies. ive only ever known low-life neckbeards to care about whether one should/shouldn't partake in those things. why do you care enough to even comment on it? waste of life.
There is nothing more pathetic than being a capeshit fan. Marvel in particular has sucked so much dick for so many years it's not even funny. The MCU is better than the DC movies but it's all the same garbage.