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cute goats and rifles general
>>695568036
last online 19 days ago
>>695568087
then you are obviously not gay enough
>>695568241
aw shit he ded
Hello fam fams.
>>695568312
shit.
anyone got a homo potion?
>>695568217
tbh jab into f-tilt on spacies seems to be enough if I can't (yet) have enough frames to react to tech in place with grab. F-tilt works pretty well unless they're super low percentage.
Problem mostly solved.
>>695568586
The thing you might have to worry about even with jab is that they might asdi down shine you if you do it too frequently. That's an adaptation that happens over the course of a set though, probably not the first time.
>>695568519
i'm pretty sure subby has one
>>695568701
Dubba jab then. Yeah, a lot of adaptations can happen, like as I've said, if I see them start to think that that's the way out, I'd start up-smashing.
Anyways, that's enough obsessing over spacies for now.
GOD DAMMIT!
POST DICKS!
>>695568826
it's not a potion so much as it is my semen mixed with rum. I call it the white hispanic.
>>695568876
Spacies are definitely sheiks hardest matchup in any case. Spacies fucking body sheik to hell and back.
Not sure if that's your worst matchup or not though.
>>695569084
I really love facing spacies whether I win or lose.
>>695569084
that's a pretty gay cocktail, i'm sure it would work
>>695568998
this has dicks
>>695569263
That's because spacies are literally the reason melee is fun. Even non spacies players understand this. Nobody WANTS to play a fucking peach ditto, ever. Everyone who plays a character that isn't fox or falco wants to face fox and falco in bracket so the game can actually be exciting.
>>695569299
The semen isn't actually necessary; the rum gets one drunk enough to do gay things enthusiastically.
>>695569343
Seattle native reporting
Made my day. Best burgers ever
>>695569440
I need my combos and throws or else I'm nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GJC17c2sfk
Katia watch the fuck out of this.
>>695569562
Or you could just be kirbykaze vs kalamazhu and body the fuck out of peach straight savage.
>>695569343
clever girl
>>695569440
>The semen isn't actually necessary
it helps
plus then you can nickname it rumcum or something
>>695569726
Well it doesn't actually help with taste unless you're a real big faggot but hey I could've underestimated your queer score.
>>695569626
That match will always be remembered.
Fucking needles, man.
I mean, if it were viable, I might like to pick up a new character for funsies. But I don't think I can.
>>695569869
Become the fox main you know you want to be.
can u b my gote tonite
>>695569857
I mean, I'm a pretty big faggot
I have never tasted cum before though, so I don't know how that affects my "queer score"
>>695569921
Nigga, every character besides Sheik immediately sucks ass when they're in my hands. Peach is decent enough to be neutral.
As fun as it might be, the learning curve is steep and I'm not sure if I'm cut out to do such a thing.
I'd thought Fox, but then more Marth, but now I'm not sure.
s-sure
>>695570148
It adds uncertainty since we don't know if you'd be about it.
>>695570187
allahu ackbar
>>695570148
No one has blown a load in your mouth?
>>695570028
no!
fuck off give peinus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEVBDiHt84k
>>695570184
At your level, definitely don't pick up marth unless you want to focus on him. Marth is an incredibly hard character past true noob levels. Fox is even easier, provided your execution is solid.
>>695570235
THIS IS PROBABLY HARAM
>>695570343
its ok allah is dumb anyway
>>695570187
The idea is a pretty big turn on, if that helps
>>695570282
negative
>>695570408
just add a picture of mohammed to that comment and you'll be enriched in no time
>>695570495
+20 gay
>>695570343
But graaaabs tho.
Yeah, I suppose so. I just always give up after trying Fox cause shit.
>>695570569
Marth is not technically demanding except for some wonky combo setups, but you need to completely change how you play the game to do well with him. Hitting buttons as marth is death, whereas sheik can whiff all day and be fine.
Fox is technically demanding but once you have the execution you can largely just go nuts and do fine.
Both require a substantial time investment if you want to actually make them remotely viable as a sheik/peach player.
>>695570550
everything I post is muhammad
>>695570782
RIP you.
>>695570550
what is the maximum queer score one can have
>>695570235
>>695570751
Unless the Puff matchup drives me clinically insane, I'll likely just stick to Sheik.
>>695570777
Those penises aren't anatomically correct.
>>695570885
The scoring isn't consistent. You can be, say, a 5 star fag, or a flawless fudgepacker, or a perfect 10 penisgargler, and they all more or less mean the same thing, except when they don't. That said, the highest score is just "SF"
>>695571079
Sheik honest to god beats puff. Someone on reddit put it really well: Sheik is a grounded character and puff is an aerial character, but somehow sheik beats puff in the air and loses to her on the ground. The logic is that you can really never grab puff unless she's in shield and have a read because she'll rest your ass, but your bair actually just straight up beats hers.
>>695571230
I haven't played shittale
whats the character name?
>>695571521
Asriel. He's an enormous spoiler. Go play the game, shitbird. If you have ever enjoyed an RPG in your life you will like it.
>>695571521
Azrael
>>695571230
I completely realize that the matchup is nothing insurmountable and demanding a change.
Still, we'll see how well my sanity holds.
>>695571230
>You can be, say, a 5 star fag, or a flawless fudgepacker, or a perfect 10 penisgargler
you gotta give me a title like that
>That said, the highest score is just "SF"
meaning you, presumably
>>695571521
Frumplebutt.
tfw get home from work and no cute dragon to suck me off
>>695571702
You absolutely should not switch to fox for puff. Not on any level. Every puff main in the world practices beating up on fox more than anything else. You will simply not have the matchup integrity to overcome that and you'll get rocked, when your main is 100% capable of it.
>>695571737
Paddy pillow-biter.
>>695571923
tfw get home from work and no badass dragon to conquer a castle town with
>>695571923
There's always a vacuum cleaner and a Chinese paper dragon...
>>695571923
Wow, I never knew you had it so hard.
>>695571923
there will never be a game with the size of Skyrim that focuses on well writen furry dating and sex
>>695572044
I'll be the king of your castle
>>695572170
It's a rough life
>>695571923
struggles
>>695572044
i love it
>>695572183
>game
>dating
>well written
I'd say pick 2 but really even that's a stretch in most cases.
>>695572312
I WILL STORM THE GATES AND LEAVE A TRAIL OF CHARRED CORPSES IN MY WAKE
>>695572323
I thought you might.
>>695572312
Dont you have sex with someone new like two weeks?
>>695572044
Nigga I do what I want.
>>695572394
I still don't really understand the gaster lore, is there a good resource for perusing it
>>695572448
I haven't had actual sex since... sometime last year?
good night faggots
>>695572486
"Nigga" you are asking me for melee advice I am giving it to you.
>>695572591
They're all, 100% fan theories. So no not really.
>>695572672
oh, lame
>>695572672
Nigga I don't need your advice.
I tell it how it be.
>>695572760
Long story short, sans has a laboratory. Notes in the lab proves he knew about saving and about frisk/chara's timeline shenanigans (which is obvious in genocide anyway) but had no power over it. Gaster was probably the progenitor of that research but disappeared for unspecified reasons.
>>695572791
NIGGA I FINNA FUCK YOU UP BUL IF YOU TRYNA STEP TO ME
>>695572394
i'd love to bite a pillow or two
>>695573040
Well, not if there wasn't something else going on at the time I don't think, it's not like they taste good.
>>695572591
Oh, I recalled you were bragging once about getting sum fuk on a bi-monthly basis.
>>695573034
Ugh, seeing everything that went on between the final game and the ceremony...
I fucking hate HBox and feel so bad for Armada. Like seriously, I just plain don't like HBox and the way he acts after winning.
I'm going to need all the Asriel porn you got, anon.
>>695573319
I think I secretly like hbox because he's so dramatic. The showboating is fun. And more importantly for me, I hate armada winning because he is so unbelievably good. Anyone who ever plays armada is always the underdog.
I still don't know why armada was that sad though I mean the dude is still the unambiguous most accomplished player ever.
>>695573332
Goatboy is not for lewd.
>>695573332
>>695573148
ideally something else would be happening at the time
oh BTW i bought those gaysox, though it will be a while before they get here
>>695573480
Then give me all the images of the goteboy, anon
>>695573498
>mfw
>>695573572
Proud of you. The next step is to go out to a gaybar wearing them with the explicit objective of getting railed by everything within.
>>695573480
Oh my god, Mango at the ceremony tho...
HBox has never been and will never be the underdog to me. Armada IS so unbelievably good and I think he deserved it.
Armada probably sets really high expectations and is hard on himself, I'd imagine.
>>695573693
Hang around long enough and you'll see the lot.
>>695573693
>>695573759
Mango was some sort of salty, I swear.
On what possible level did Armada deserve that win?
>>695573698
Why, have you done that before?
>>695573774
Well, I'm going to hope this thread doesn't get deleted
>>695573778
>>695573842
M O R E
>>695573870
Mango looked some sort of broken.
And he deserved it on a sexual level.
>>695574032
No, are you kidding me? I don't leave my house for anything but work and school and super smash bros melee for the nintendo gamecube.
>>695574109
They never do anymore. You should hang out on /trash/ though.
>>695574133
Yeah, mango's had a rough year, but tough love here: he has been lazy as fuck. Hbox, armada, leffen, they're all in the lab, all the time, developing their game. Mango is getting smashed, playing friendlies with the same handful of people and then playing other games for his stream. The truth is, mango is all talent and no work ethic, and that's just about caught up to him because everyone else is putting in the hours.
I don't understand.
Boring.
>>695574109
No more
>>695574351
Mango has been growing on me. Never used to like him, but now I think he's pretty aight. But then again, this is coming from the kid who started off idolizing M2K. I've never been with the cool kids, unfortunately.
Me neither.
>>695574728
Mango is still, by leaps and bounds, the most exciting of the big 6 to watch. But I'm being real about his work ethic. He's not putting in the effort to improve anymore.
Neither is m2k, incidentally, but I don't think he has to really. Jason's performance is 100% predicated on his mindset. If he thinks he can win, he can 3-0 armada's peach with marth. If he doesn't think he can win, he loses to swedish delight.
>>695574351
I don't know, you could be the biggest slut in town and I wouldn't be the wiser.
oh, and i also wanna get a miniskirt but i for some reason i feel weird about it, convince me i'm a big enough faggot please
>>695574611
Have some on me, anon
>>695574898
Ay Swedish is dope yo, got mad respect for the man.
>>695574935
Get a miniskirt, faggot.
>>695574935
Actually, I couldn't be the biggest slut in town where I live. Like it'd take a herculean effort to be #1 slut in the city of philadelphia.
Do it, faggot.
>>695575054
Still he's hardly on the level of any of the gods.
>>695575032
I think that's just a rabbit.
>>695575225
He's a god to me, anyhow.
A lot of people are.
I just ain't got what it takes to git gud, man.
Soup, arent you like really fat?
>>695575358
Most of us aren't. I'm happy to be competitive with anyone I play. I can't remember the last time I actually got bodied.
These threads are NOT gay. Do you know what a female feels during sex?. No. So you'll naturally go towards you know. Now if you're into the romantic side, well that's another matter.
>>695575534
what the actual fuck are you talking about
>>695575057
>>695575225
ok ok shopping time
>>695575415
nigga what im like twinky af
>>695575415
The polite way to say it is "gravitationally challenged."
>>695575500
It's been a hell of a long time since I've even played against anyone.
>>695575766
last time I played it was just some nice and clean friendlies at a homie's house but a ranked player was there and I was still running the setup because I was playing en fuego. It's actually stupid how easily I could be ranked in philly if I just showed up to stuff regularly. Although at this point my tournament skill might've atrophied enough that I wouldn't get anywhere, who knows.
>>695575725
Twinkies are plump as fuck.
>>695575909
Whatever works with whatchu want, mang.
I ain't even know what I want anymore. Not sure if I'll get to the good tourneys when I'm back up at school cause it's like an hour drive and eh.
>>695575674
I just hate that ppl will say you're a furfag just for liking this stuff.
>>695576104
Right, getting out to stuff is so much effort. I kinda hate that.
>>695576188
You are, idiot.
>>695575443
Are you?
>>695575725
Oh, that must of been someone else.
Anyone here drunk as fuck?
Oh the cancer
>>695576100
not me, i weigh like 140lb
my metabolism is far too high to gain any pounds no matter what i eat
>>695576188
if you like gfur you're fucking gay get over it
>>695576275
if i was fat i wouldn't be buying a miniskirt, i'd be buying a treadmill
>>695576210
I should be able to give up Smash, but I don't think I can.
It makes hanging with my roommate easier, and it's fine enough to have as a small hobby, I guess. It's just always difficult to find balance. Either I want to do a lot more or a lot less.
