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You are going to be beheaded Single : You die Dubs : You survive

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You are going to be beheaded

Single : You die
Dubs : You survive
Triple : The goat fucker die
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>>695559784
trips inc
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roll
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>>695559889
Haha, your script is a failure.
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Fug
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>>695559889
>>695559935
>>695560014
head's off, let's go
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>>695559784
Nope
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>>695559889
So close>>695559889
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Let's roll, shall we?
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>>695560119
Learn how to 4chan noob
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I don't get it, why would ISIS try to kill one of their own.
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Roll
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sadf
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Rollerino
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Roll
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lkjhgf
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Naooooooo leggoooo!!!!!
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>>695559784
Not today, not ever goat fucker. Die bitch!
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>>695559784
Dub
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pls
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>>695560184
You're not on the deep web, you're fucked
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>>695559784
gonna take big pork burger after i survive
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single get
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Doubles
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360 no scope
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>>695559784
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>>695559784
never dubs...
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I have a family please let me live my 7 hungry kids are waiting for me
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>>695559784
Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
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Well, let's see how this goes.
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>>695560516
Goodbye negro, your kids will die without watermelons
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>>695560526
Immunity cat already played. Get rekt
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i die
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>>695560526
There is an imunity cat loser
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I'm IMMORATAL!
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>>695559784
lol im dead
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yallah habibi
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ALOHA SNACKBAR
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Not today bitch
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>>695560777
WINRAR
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>>695560777
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I'm immortal
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>>695559784
god don't leave me !
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>>695559784
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>>695560777
a hero
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>>695560777
Winrar. This game is over
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Rollin
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No worries here
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i want to die
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>>695559784

if quads then ALL kebab is removed from the E
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die
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>>695560657
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rollin goat fucker explodes
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behold dees trips
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>>695561257
reroll
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fug
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Rollin
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>>695561333
Gg
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>>695559784
rolling
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Oh
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Rolleroni
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>>695560395
Oh crud. And I had a suicide bombing planned for tomorrow. Do you think I should move it up?
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Roll
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Heil Hitler
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Allahu Akbar
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help
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>>695563467
rip naomi
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Roll
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Tol
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Roll
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>>695559784
My ancestors are smiling on me
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>>695559784

rip me tell my waifus I love them
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rollerino
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Kill me now
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Wait, how can I survive being beheaded?
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Trips that are shiny and chrome
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Semper Fi
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I dont think I want to survive without a head. Give me singles.
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Roll
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what about these quads?
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Quads and I fuck the goat
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Please
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>>695563955
Lol looks like I survived
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>>695559784
let's go
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It's okay to die
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>>695559784
Rawlxxx
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I'm gonna die !
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>>695559784
Rawlxxx2
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Dead
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>>695559784
I CALL UPON THE POWER OF SATAN, SET ME FREE
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lets kill that fucker!
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Live long and prosper.
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Roll for life
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roll
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roll
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I ain't fucking with no Sandy Randy
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fuck.
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roll
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>>695559784
die sandnigger
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Roll 6666
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>>695566486
Reroll
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Tallyho
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>>695566555
Reroll
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Roll
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>>695559784
Just be quick
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>>695566667
Off one, fuck me
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>>695559784
trips bitch, i win, now bend over
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Sand nigger
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aloha snackbar
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>>695566667
So close to being epic.
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im in the funvee.
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Lulz
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Die goat fucker
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Roll
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Fuck me harder
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999?
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>>695559784
count me in
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>>695560200
Congrats
>>695560777
Lucky trips also Congrats
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die goat fukr
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How can you survive a beheading?
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This after i survive
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>>695570600

Now check 'em
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FUCK ISLAM - my last words
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>>695560777
YES! YES! YES!
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>>695561771
Just do it, faggot. So long as it's a Europoor country
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>>695559784
I'm not scared.
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Roll
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Its my time to shine
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die sandnigger!
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ayyy
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Roller
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>>695559784

Falcon Punch!
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I sacrifice my best goat
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Roll
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>>695572434
It was for nothing
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I need a poo
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Die already you goat fucker
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roll
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Rrrrroooolllllliiinnn
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>>695559784
rolling for sweet release of death
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>>695572745
ayyy
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GUYS

LET'S USE OUR QUADS TO RESURRECT HITLER
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Rollorino
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>>695559784
how the fuck do you survive being beheaded
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>>695559784
Roll
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Roll
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rawl
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>>695559784

My neck so beefy the blade breaks on it.
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rolling
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>>695559784
bitch you can try
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live and let die
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pringles
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Boom! Headshot!
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Viva la tripsción
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Please let me die
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>>695572816
Rolling
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>>695559784
lemme live, lemmy.
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>>695559784
Survive?
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Sandniggers brain got splashed by a snipers bullet.
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Rawlings
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>you survive

does htis mean i survived the beheading so im still mangled around the neck?
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jjj
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>>695559784
Rolling
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roll
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>>695575188
yes got dubs
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Roll
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Im suicidal
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I'M FRENCH AND I FUCK MUSLIM
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roll
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i believe in god, he will save me
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d
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We must kill the goat fucker
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roll
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>>695576632
REROLL FFS
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>>695559784 hell ye
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>>695576708
REROLL FUCK GOD DAMN
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>>695559784
how can you survive a beheading u fuckin flaming homo
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>>695576773
REROLL AAAAAAH
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>>695559784
Roling
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ez pz
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>>695576846
REROLL FOR JESUS
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dwawadawccccccccccccccc
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end my misery
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die goatfucker ;-;
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rol
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>>695576907
REROLL TO KEEP MY HEAD
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>>695559784
I will make it
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Allahu akbar
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>>695577012
I died
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>695559784
roll
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>>695576975
REROLL OH MY FUCKING GOD
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>>695577104
REROLL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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>>695559784
do it you fucking pussy
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Roll
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Roll not gonna die today
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Boobies
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>>695577171
REROLLREROLLREROLL
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>>695577200
Well I didn't die HAHAHA called it boiiii
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>>695577218
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Rolling for death, Ive got enough of this world
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>>695577274
REROLL FOR FUCKING CHRIST SAKE. GOD Y HAVE U FORSAKEN ME
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>>695577252
Congrats fam, keep reproducing so human race will be lucky as you
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Quads I'm God
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>>695559784
rollllingughjnk
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>>695577376
GOD Y HAVE U LEFT ME IN MY TIME OF NEED
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>>695577449
SAM HYDE SAVE ME
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>>695577376
Chill, if you really died you couldnt just say " Oi, jesus, Im going for a reroll until I become the god"
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Im safe.
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>>695577517
REROLLING HOLY SHIT
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Fuck you Mr. Terrorist.
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>>695577587
Yeah, dead people are safe from death
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>>695577613
Going for the reroll until i become the god
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Bye 4chin
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>>695559784
LeL
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>>695577775
God, almost a beautiful quint
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Plz
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>>695559784
what do my quads get me?
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>>695559784
plz no
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Kill sand giggler
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Touch my trallala
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Living
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>>695559784
die you mfckr
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pls
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If singles, Jesus was Michael Jacksons father
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Rolling
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Check em
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>>695578887
role

>chek'd
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I hope I die
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>>695559784

roll
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For the glory of Panau!
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Rolli
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>>695580155
What happens now?
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kill me, Pete
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I'm a survivor
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Just do it
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Roll
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The religion of peace strikes again.
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>>695559784
I will surviiiiive
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Roll
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>>695559784
dead.
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the holy noodly appendage is on my side
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>>695559784
YOLO

Sent from my iPad
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>>695559784
Ill let you know now, the throat is one of the most pleasurable fuck holes out there.
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say goodbye goatfucker
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Going dickless for chickless.
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>>695559784
triple becose ALAHU AKBARU
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>>695578192
A m80 up your ass
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im dead
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>>695559784
ruling for Riddick styled escape
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>>695581122
Double dubs means you survived but jumped off a cliff anyways
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>>695559784
Rollerinoysksykhsktskrkrshkgsrsrkg
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Alah snackbar
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This should be easy
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roll
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roll
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Not yet
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roll
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Or yet
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>>695559784
psht
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waoihjweihdwu39hr923ornj23pi0ro23rf23
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Roll
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Nyet
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>>695559784
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Get
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>>695559784
Rolling for the chechen treatment
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>>695559784
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>>695581663
lol
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EZ
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>>695559784

S A N D N I G G E R
S A N D N I G G E R
S A N D N I G G E R
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Roll
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GET!
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>>695559784
lol
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>>695559784
roll like a truck
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>>695559784
Welp
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>>695559784
Trips
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i stay alive ez
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>>695559784
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let's go
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>>695581819
Nice
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africa
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rolling
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Rip goat lover
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>>695559784
rollllll
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>>695560789
DAMMIT can't unsee
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>>695559784
plox :|
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>>695572816
EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FÜHRER
also roll
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Allah sucks!
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>>695559784
pls dady
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>>695559784
Fuck
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>>695559784
death to infidel
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a ну чики брики и в дамки
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>>695559784
Lord if you exist, give me strength
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>>695559784
survivors an butts
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Bye
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rollerino
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>>695559784

dont die
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rollerino malamuterino
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>>695560080
You too, faggot.
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let's go
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