webm thread, no gore allowed I'll dump a few
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
webm thread, no gore allowed
I'll dump a few
>>695571886
Kek. What a dumb nigger. What did he think was going to happen?
>>695571886
The point of this video is that the shooting was justified and Twitter was (as always) retarded right?
>>695571636
i hate this kid
>>695572873
You're looking for points on /b/? Are you retarded?
>>695572382
Fucking badass hamsters
>>695572623
>dumb nigger
Double negative
>>695573798
>>695573289
gtfo german fag
>>695571636
what a badass
>>695573846
Halt's Maul!
worst fears?
>>695573846
racistfag
>>695573846
No
>>695572382
do you by any chance have that hamster webm where they give him carrots and he stocks up his hamster cheeks?
Sent from my Android phone
exactly lmao, cop with a gun pointed at you?
get the fuck down and comply.
it's about the niggerish aggressive attitude, those motherfuckjng apes don't know how to behave.
>>695571636
Terrible upskirt, you suck kid
>>695571734
they skipped Urectum.
>>695574187
Have any of your retards ever heard of suicide by cop?
I guess that's not as fun as thinking that blacks are as retarded as your dog, he obviously wanted to die. You sound like an idiot if you think people do this because they have issues with authority.
>>695573965
if only.
>>695574403
You mean death by proxy? Like the ending of the Sopranos?
>>695571886
where are the tweets calling the kid a dumbass?
>>695574215
ultimate fantasy
>>695574666
>>695574128
kek
>>695571781
>Thought it was going to be something gross
>It's just a mouse
Cute.
>>695571636
I only watched 0:13 till the end.
>>695574403
>You sound like an idiot if you think people do this because they have issues with authority
they do it for this exact reason.
>"fuck the police xd"
>"ACAB mothafucaa"
>"those fucking cops not letting us smoke our weed fuck this world"
sincerely : autistic teenagers (especially niggers) and retarded man Childs.
now fuck off and bait elsewhere.
>>695574666
is that... a pinguin!?
>>695574538
I meant suicide by cop, as in, I don't have a gun, but if I wanted to get shot in the head, I would surprise a cop with a quick finger.
I did google it but only hitman came up and from what I know of the sopranos the ending is interpretable.
>>695574839
That's not a mouse you fucking uncultured swine
It's a British Long Cat
>>695573953
I have found my waifu
>>695572623
can someone please photoshop the ball into a watermelon or kfc bucket
>>695574963
You are retarded if you think that kid didn't believe he was getting bullets for that action.
Not only do you think he did, you think "blacks" think that's how they should voice their issues with police. You are an idiot.
>>695575170
now your the idiot
that is greyhound
>>695571781
nice marmot
>>695575410
i love this one
>>695575253
wowzers
>>695575578
It's reversed... they jumped out, not in.
>>695571886
if you dont wanna get shot then maybe, MAYBE, you should not aggrevate a police officer pointing a gun at you shouting at the top of his lungs to stop doing what youre doing.
>>695574666
>>695575011
Guillemots, not penguins.
>>695575714
And then he flew the wrong direction for a few seconds? Seems weird.
I still think you are right though because that was all a little too fast and smooth for me.
>>695571781
that gave me a raging boner
>>695575844
How is it that everyone in here thinks he was retarded instead of suicidal?
I mean I don't know, but I think it's very telling that everyone jumps on the retarded nigger bandwagon. People kill themselves this way all the time you know.
>>695575239
what is?
>>695576074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q-BH-tvxEg
Read the description too.
>>695573846
sieg heil du judenschwein
>>695572623
aww man.. I feel all bad for him, he looks so dissapointed..
visually pleasing?
>>695575417
Actually, it's a Canadian white badger.
>>695576424
>>695574666
>>695575940
When your mate's too good at Arma 3
>>695575119
I love documentaries
>>695576291
uhh...
>>695576463
>>695573953
Faith is that you?
>>695573819
>Double negative
That doesn't mean hat you think it means.
The word you're looking for is "redundancy".
>>695576556
>>695576556
>imagine a world witjout women
>>695576694
>>695576707
kek
>>695576291
That's actually pretty cool, thanks.
>>695576291
>when you make turn the useful into the obsolete and you end up with "art"
>>695576786
>>>/wsg/
What the fuck are you niggers doing?
>>695576291
>Read the description too.
I was waiting for the block to crack, but I guess I'd better eat healthy.
Just the visual reduction in speed for the first set suggested it would have to crank awhile to do anything.
>>695575841
I lol'd
>>695572076
eyyy that frog knows how to p a r t y
>>695575714
What do you mean the wrong direction? The kind of suits they're wearing require them to hit a pocket of air in order to start gliding. When you initially jump out of the plane, you don't instantly start gliding. It could be that any wobbly or wrong direction flying is probably caused by them trying to start gliding. Once the plane is far away enough, the air would be less rough and would make for an easier flight down.
>>695571636
how bout porn?
Sent from my Android phone
>>695575253
it takes years and years of dedication and practice, to acquire these skills of playing a video backwards
>>695576943
2 trillion years.
>>695575940
A way you can tell is by looking at the first guy who "enters" the plane. His "approach" shows him going below the plane and somehow managing to correct himself just in time that he actually flies up and into the plane.
What is actually happening, is he is jumping out of the plane and initially starts to fall. An air pocket then catches his suit and this lifts him.
I don't think it's entirely possible to "fly upwards" and just the last second like he does in the webm. So yea, I would say it's cool, but most defo in reverse.
>>695575841
this one's ours now.
>>695573965
That awesome Germany is long gone. Only a country of lefty cuckolds left now.
>>695573953
Completely false. There are no students underneath taking upskirt shots of her
>>695577398
Why do people keep posting this? It's clearly fake and it's not even remotely funny.
>>695577228
if the turtle wouldnt have done that, he would have been shelfish
>>695577020
Neat
>>695573846
LASST UNS NICHT LANG RUMLANGWEILEN, LASST UNS DIE TÜRKEN ZERTEILEN!!!!
>>695577084
worse than niggers.
>>695577621
you can tell cause the kid in the monkey suit's zipper shows at the end
>>695575533
What is it from
>>695577595
>>695571781
Sooooooo cute.
>>695577480
Pretty gud
>>695577480
brutal
>>695577462
sad but true
>>695578074
HAHAHA soccer fags, how is this supposed to be the world's popular sport for fucks sake.
>>695578219
ewwww_fatty
>>695577835
Ways to spot fakes with CGI.
>The camera focus is usually always moving, this means less detail can be spent on the monkey
>A monkey has just approached your camp, you're not likely to keep filming your friends close up, instead you'd be more likely to stand back to get the whole scene
>The monkey shows no reaction to firing a gun. Doesn't get startled, doesn't run away, doesn't panic. Loud noises, bangs etc...
>Cameraman doesn't seem concerned that the monkey is spinning the gun around, even though it just randomly fired at people. He doesn't flinch when the gun sweeps in his direction, nor even attempt to duck down (camera continues to rise)
>>695571734
Stupid animation. They're too close together. Gravity would smush them all into one.
>>695577098
Please tell me this is fake
>>695577720
BOOOOOOO
>>695578477
>>695571734
This is actually really cool
>>695577720
Socialist cuck faggot, get capitalism bitch, that turtle owes that other turtle for fucking life m9.
>>695578467
>camera always moving
it was filmed by hand no shit
>more likely to get the whole scene
it was filmed by a drunk nigger what are you doing
>monkey shows no reaction
clearly there would be alot of guns firing in the area. it seems like its the middle of some kind of war.
>cameraman doesnt seem concerned
they are drunk and war adjusted. he also clearly ducks behind a log showing concern.
next
>>695578607
>women bites your dick off
>you keep on filming her the entire time
Of course it's real.
>>695577222
checked and confirmed
>>695578473
That was dope, did theyboth die? They both went still at the end
>>695578607
>
really anon
>>695578473
neat
>>695578906
what are those things called again?
>>695578477
>>695578773
Drugs?
>>695578906
Wtf is that
>>695579046
What's the second last thing she does?
>>695579058
nice dance!
>>695577228
Love how they both act like this is everyday shit.
>Really, again Larry?
>>695578769
>it was filmed by hand no shit
As in, it's constantly moving between the monkey and the soldiers. Having the monkey as the main focus means you need to animate it more often and you need to be more aware of details in each scene the monkey is in. Reducing screen time means less CGI and less work.
>it was filmed by a drunk nigger what are you doing
Ignoring
>clearly there would be alot of guns firing in the area. it seems like its the middle of some kind of war.
Let's assume that is the case. The monkey is still unlikely to know that pulling the trigger is going to cause that sound. He may know the sound, but he probably doesn't know that pulling that trigger is going to cause it. Not a single reaction from the monkey.
>they are drunk and war adjusted. he also clearly ducks behind a log showing concern.
Sure, he runs when the gun is being fired. But when the monkey then starts sweeping the gun around and lifting it above him, the cameraman does nothing. Why would you run and duck when the gun is being fired away from you, but when the gun is being pointed right at you by an animal that has just shown it will fire the gun, why not duck? The camera doesn't flinch, the guy doesn't flinch. Not even a little duck down to get out of the guns line of sight.
Anyway, you're a bad troll but I must thank you for letting me expand my points.
>>695578944
Yeah venom tends to do that.
Not sure why or if they were expecting a winner there.
>>695578906
cringe and fear
>>695579255
It's a pipe for dabs. Just the old regular weed concentrate.
>>695577480
The sick innards of a criminal mind
>>695579093
Time for bed, school tomorrow.
>>695574118
>using racist as an insult on 4chan
truly, a german normie
>>695579418
why put a go pro on pidgeon
>>695579350
these are still all refutable opinions.
noted and discarded
>>695576640
this guy doesn't not have a point
>>695579561
>Anyway, you're a bad troll but I must thank you for letting me expand my points.
>>695579397
FYI scorpion venom isn't usually lethal. Some species are but generally they just cause extreme pain.
>>695579487
hmm thanks, stopped smoking weed like 15 years ago, feels old man
>>695579673
>>695578219
how did it escape??
>>695579081
Weta?
>>695577462
When I hear a german friend tell me how shameful it is for germans to own a simple flag...
What have they done to you cousins...
>>695579711
It is if you are as tiny as a spider. I have no fear of anything that I kill with a boot without paying attention.
>>695579892
>>695579721
what im looking at
>>695578607
are you fucking serious?
gtfo
>>695578219
thank mrs. skeltal
>>695579980
kryptonite
>>695579663
Awesome.
>>695577480
Madness.
>>695580112
>>695579953
Maybe the snake has aspergers.
>>695579953
Snek pls
>>695579085
kek
>>695578473
I didn't catch the spider biting the scorpion. Why is the scorpion dying?
>>695579085
lold
>>695579980
Nerve gas
>>695579953
>>695579397
I didn't see the spider bite
>>695576556
>worldwithoutwomen.webm
>>695580170
did he die?
>>695580131
Fuck cat people that's all I have to say. Saved and proud of doggo.
>>695579560
why not
>>695571886
>you go up to a authority figure who is armed in a agressive way
>what could posibly go wrong
>>695580427
No its nerve gas
>>695580513
i like you
>>695580384
Well unless you are really tiny with slowmotion abilities I wouldn't expect that you would. What's your point?
Did you see all the webbing from the very beginning?
>>695579711
Not to humans, no. To a spider, it is. Venom is a hunt or survival thing. Naturally a scorpion has no chance against a human, there's not really a point in hunting humans for something as tiny as a scorpion. Some animals have gone overkill, sure, but in general there's a huge difference between the effectiveness against realistic prey and something a lot larger.
>>695579255
This bitch doesn't need a bicycle.
>>695573212
underrated
>>695579046
she is 35 yrs old
>>695573953
am I the only one who won't play mirrors edge, specifically because the main character is Asian?
>>695579980
A piece of uranium in a cloud chamber emitting beta radiation.
>>695580531
>what is suicide.
That could have been the point you know.
>>695571886
Lmao it literally looks like he's fucking pulling out a gun for fucks sake.
>>695579980
uranium? in liquid nitrogen showing alpha particle decay
>>695580770
probably
>>695574046
>>695579953
>>695577595
holy fuck that kid is so savage, he'll go far in life
>>695580770
Probably not unfortunately. There's lots of idiots out there.
>>695580060
sauce?
>>695575844
You're the retard for not seeing that this is an obvious suicide. Not even a retarded person would draw their hand like a pistol when having a gun pointed straight at their face. If you do that, you KNOW that you're going to die.
>>695578477
>>695578477
>>695581111
quads checked
she has a youtube channel i hear.
not sure though google it
>>695580182
I get it
>>695578297
kek
>>695580996
fake as shit. 9 hours go by but the shadows never change. who do they think they're kidding?
>>695577595
>>695571886
>rushes cop
>gets shot
What is with the obsession with people being unarmed? If you beat the shit out of your wife with your fists, you're unarmed, does that mean the police have no right to shoot you if you sprint at them after they come to arrest you?
>>695580967
I don't get it. What's a "tomado probability"? Does this show the best times to grow tomados around the country? How do they grow tomados out west?
>>695579980
Not positive, but I think it's a sample of radioactive material suspended in liquid hydrogen. The x-rays and alpha particles released by the radioactive material create visible bubbles in liquid hydrogen as they pass through it.
He didn't even fight back... Just accepted his fate
>>695575436
hey duuude.
>>695578607
It's true, I watched on the news
>>695580770
>racist against fictional video game characters
Autism.
>>695575841
I have accepted my fate
>>695574046
I was actually scared of rabbits for a while after watching this.
>>695577480
was that fucking necessary?
>>695580770
I get bad motion sickness when i played it. Had to huddle up not to a toliet for an hour. I also get sick playing most FPS.
>>695580941
intense
>>695580060
savage
>>695581775
>after watching this
>.jpg
>>695577480
that's no funny guys
>>695575410
Sauce?
>>695579253
Still get amazed by her stupidity after seeing this over 50 times
>>695581027
The guy who jumped up that hiv drug by 500% looks just like this kid.
>>695575323
that is how they voice their issues with police, my nigger
>>695581908
It's Monty Python, you retard. It shouldn't need to be a video, every man should know this scene off by heart.
>>695581431
Just because those twitter idiots were being retarded doesn't mean that's how non retarded people see it. The cop did the right thing this time, he waited until his life was actually in danger.
Unfortunately this person chose this cop to kill himself with by being aggressive, it can and does happen to any cop.
Don't feed the trolls for saying this is the same as other situations, it's not. Sometimes cops fuck up, sometimes they get put into a lose lose situation like that one.
>>695581431
No, they don't. Because their duty is not to protect themselves, their job is to protect the public. If possible they should not go for lethal force. America cops love shooting people dead though, they can always blame people being armed, even if they're not.
In this case I understand why he was shot, it was a serious risk for the officers life. It just happened to be a suicide, which they could have prevented if they went for a move that didn't mean lethal force. Shooting him in the thigh would have made him drop like a stone, completely unable to fire a gun correctly.
>>695582081
>>695575253
Why posting a fake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zaj7cx2bds
>>695571886
Surprised it took him 19 years to die.
>>695573212
Is this from a game or something?
>>695577398
Wow lol this is so real and remotely funny!
>>695578219
Thanks mr Skeltal
>>695582106
This is by far the best post I've seen on /b/ for years.
>>695582180
Not the guy you're replying to, but clearly you don't speak it.
![InvaderAvatarTitan13-544942-Yay_Im_gonna_be_sick[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t4x5VzZ.jpg "InvaderAvatarTitan13-544942-Yay_Im_gonna_be_sick[1].jpg")
>>695572382
>>695581825
This is awesome, more boats like this if you have it.
>>695577084
Woowww so coooool omg
>>695578219
is that eugenia?
>>695571886
A gun can cause death with one shot within seconds, meaning there is no time for the cop to evaluate. Ever seen a penalty in soccer? The goal keeper sometimes throws himself to the wrong direction because he has to make a bet at some time if he would't it would be too late to stop the ball. If the goal keep is wrong, well the other team gets a goal, but the cop would be dead. If your life is on the line who would react differently?
>>695575533
this is an anti-aids campaign, the motto was: he has 9 lives you only have one
>>695577308
Dumb doggo
>>695582363
wish i did
>>695575841
Ocean man, take me by the hand and lead me to the land
>>695582288
>clearly
>doesnt explain how
clearly
>>695582180
How the fuck does this answer, or question anything? Monty Python are English, you know, living in the country of origin of the language english. Is this hard to get in there through all the cheeseburgers you managed to clog up your sinuses with?
>>695573212
what is this from
>>695582250
noice
>>695577020
and that, christfags, is how the big bang happened
>>695582677
>monty python are english
>but my speech isnt
you mad?
>>695577971
never again will i call myself alpha
>>695580131
Ride the wave doggo, ride the wave
>>695580996
Top Proietti 10/10
>>695576556
This is choreographed, like the filename suggests.
But have any of you visited Beijing? It wasn't THIS extreme, but people blew passed you while walking across a sidwalk, criss crossing between children and their mothers. The real time intersection stuff, with cars going in all directions at once, cutting eachother off and shit really happened. It was insane.
>>695578219
first colored auschwitz material?
>>695571886
there is nothing extraordinary about this video just a cop doing his job
>>695582363
>>695574731
No gore you sick duck.
>>695577621
a less evolved ape using the tools of more evolved apes to hurt them isn't funny?
>>695575239
You sick son of a bitch!!!
>>695571734
>Earth
>You are here
Is this made for muricans specifically or something?
>>695578607
man you are stupid.
>>695578219
how can she still live?
>>695571734
>mfw it doesn't finish with "your mom"
>>695583042
That's not alpha anon, that's retardation without sense or preparation.
>>695583272
what is dead may never die
>>695583272
...not exactly as comfy, but thanks
>>695583537
your mom's ass*
>>695583664
>inb4 what a retarded fish by retards.
>>695582895
wat
>>695577308
>hang-overs
>>695575928
What are you, a nerd?
>>695583664
Did it paralyze the fish or something? Why isn't it escaping?
>>695583664
islam_meets_europe.webm
>>695583699
>>695583824
well I am curious as to what the fish was thinking, did it think it was a cozy safe spot or what?
>>695581355
It's a joke you fucking autist
>>695578473
So who won the fight ?
>>695580060
And now I want to fuck a spaz. Thanks /b/
>>695583664
SUCC
>>695583945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcBmMPJrrKk
>>695583945
also curious
>>695574839
fucking hell....
>>695583905
please don't feed the bear
>>695584213
good lookin' out
>>695581111
>>695584159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY
if she were a mute, i'd be down
>>695584213
>delicious in a garlic butter sauce
>>695580293
minecraft...
>>695581202
Christ this chick must be a demon in the sack.
>>695577222
69 dub dub trips
>>695582624
Because everything he said makes perfect sense and the fact you're replying with a reaction image that says "English motherfucker, do you speak it?" implies you were on about his bad English skills. When really, they're perfectly fine.
The fact I had to explain something so obvious... well...
>>695584321
this was disturbing
>>695583824
Isn't this bioshock infinite?
>>695577222
Oops
69 dub dub dub trips
>>695576074
The gearing down through the mechanisms is enough that the final gear can be embedded in concrete and it would be millinia before it came under enough pressure to crack it or jam anything up. Sort of an engineering joke.
>>695584534
>should know this scene off
>proper english
you got me
>>695584468
World Weirdest by National Geographic are god-tier documentaries
>>695584051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjHMGSI_h0Q
>>695584051
It was paralyzed
>>695579255
nectar collector
>>695584434
oh my god, poor baby, she can't even talk
>>695584734
Off by heart is proper English you fucking retard.
>>695584734
Should know this scene off by heart is perfectly acceptable. Why are you having difficulties?
>>695584989
>>695584404
cat uses double jump
its very effective
>>695582846
By making a stick of magnets? I think you better consult your Magic School Bus tapes.
>>695577971
There's being couragous and being stupid, this guy is just stupid. And very lucky.
>>695585040
It's just "know this scene by heart"
>>695585068
one thing starting a natural chain of events that ends in a completely different outlook
>>695585060
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=off+by+heart
Be in denial all you want trying to pass off retardation by posting images.
>>695581743
they threw the cat through. you can see the jackass' hand. *yawn*
