Would you spin?
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Would you spin?
Roll
>>700470131
fuck it
rolling!
Time to die/roll
rolling a die for my random ability woot
roolll
Go
>>700470131
Roll
Roll
>>700470131
Roll
I already have 7
raul
Mehh
>>700470770
Gimme that instant million, bitch
>>700470131
Fuck it. Spin.
again
>>700470131
Reroll
>>700470928
Unlucky fuck shmuck
Huh
Roll
roll
>>700470131
rollginqqq
Just don't take me fingers.
>>700470131
roll
kjl
Ay
Rollan
>>700470131
Yeah I'd roll.
picking 5 so i can make small flames
>>700470131
rollerino
Come on lucky #8
>>700470131
Roll.io
Roll
>>700470131
4 get?
>>700471177
Jokes on you wheel, this is already my life.
>>700470131
rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rilingi
kuk
Bicentennial titty bash
>>700471292
Well, shit.
LEts do tHis
I FEEL GAMBLISH
Roll
>>700470401
Roll
卐
rollin
Rollin
Rollie Ollie
I'm feeling it, Mr Crabs
>>700471357
yay depression
roll
>>700470131
yeah
Roll
rall
I have nothing to lose except a finger.
>>700470131
Rollerino
roll
>>700470131
Well I already have number seven so number one isnt a big deal to me.
>>700471344
200$ a day for life sweet. Totally worth 15 years
>>700471620
I pick 2. Fingers are fucking annoying.
>>700471666
fuck.
>>700470131
rooooolllll
>ing
Roll
>>700470131
Already got seven, so why not? Any things better than this shitty life.
>>700471717
Like nothing even changed.
hue
>>700470131
roll
>>700471792
Ah.
Rololol
roll
>>700470131
Happily
>>700471770
$100 every day
rollerino
by the tip of a niggers dick
roll
Explore bajillions of worlds with nothing to do.
>>700471944
Oh kek.
Rollin
Roll
Let's do this.
>>700470131
sqwftghjkk
>>700470131
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Lose+finger&c2=%241mil+USD&c3=%24100%2Fday&c4=Die+15+years+early&c5=Lose+all+files&c6=Crippling+depression&c7=Live+additional+five+healthy+years&c8=Gain+a+random+ability&t=Fuck+you+faggots&time=5
Or you can actually spin the wheel.
r
Roll
Roll
>>700471970
hardballs huh?
rolling
fuck yeah
Yes. 4/10 are great, 2/10 are pretty bad. Lose every file I've ever saved. so what. crippling depression. so what, already there and it's treatable.
>>700472040
Well, I'm gonna be boring with this. 1,000,000 USD immediately it is.
rollifing rollidong
Roll
fuck it yolo
fuck it man won't live for anything but could die for nothing
>>700470131
ROll
literally nothing bad can come of this.
i'm used to crippling depression and if i lose a finger i'll have enough to get a СТРЕЛОК tattoo on my fingers without having to add a Ь
Check em
>>700470131
Rawl
Fuck yeah. Where are the bad options?
>>700470131
yes
>>700470131
I'll spin nigger
roll
>>700470131
rell
Roll
>>700472278
i was wrong
i was pretty wrong
oh well not like i remember what or where most of them are
>>700472389
fuck that reroll
Ok
Doing woll-woll easy !
>>700472502
Who needs a middle finger amirite, reroll
>>700470131
spin
I guess so.
>>700472577
Dubs double the effect? Holy shit I lose another finger!!! Fingerless Andy uses reroll
>>700470131
> spin wheel
> 7 get
Joke's on you wheel I've been here for years
>>700470131
Ah sure would.
>>700470131
I wouldn't miss a finger that much, I don't want to live that long, anyway (plus the last 15 are guaranteed to be fucking awful), depression's not that far off already, and I don't care if I lost all my files.
I'd be the most pissed about six, honestly. So yeah, roll.
>>700470131 rolling
>>700472657
Oh that's fine, I'm already in one. Reroll.
>>700472645
Aaaand things are finally looking up, rolling for my new ability, oh boy
>>700472699
Double close all tabs. So keep them open. Reroll.
>>700470131
Rolling for my SPOOKS
>>700470131
Fuck me up.
>>700472750
0? Well no extra abilty. Shit. Well, fingerless Andy remains hopeful
>>700472818
goodbye spooks....
>>700472757
Alright. He can't remain hopeful as he has CRIPPLING DEPRESSION, but depressed Andy'll figure something out, reroll m80's
>>700472699
>>700472809
I was wondering how that would work. Rerolling.
Roll
>>700470131
yes
herewego
>>700470131
Why the fuck not.
Roll
>>700472989
double tabless fingerless depressed Andy never gives up
rollinz
>>700470131
Rolling
>>700473009
Okaaay so now what
>>700470131
Don't you ever fucking doubt my willingness to take riskless pointless bets on the internet.
>>700470131
Rollie for a goodie
roll
>>700470131
Roll for keki
Jk rowling
>>700470131
Rolling for the finger
>>700472990
That worked out well. 4 sounds like the life, and I wouldn't be able to blow it all like I would with the million. 4, hands down.
Inflation might fuck me eventually, but oh well.
fuvck it
rollin
>>700473110
I CAN CHOOSE? Let's go for 15 years less of living! After all, I am crippling depressed and a hand amputee.
>>700470131
rollllllllllllllllling.
Rolling for death
>>700470131
And roll
>>700470131
I will because I know it isn't real
If it was real I wouldn't do it
Please kill me
>>700473221
Well shit
>>700470131
oh my
>>700473294
I'll be able to pay for my meds with the daily 1-- bucks, shame I lost 15 years though
Easy, I already have crippling depression, files can be re-downloaded and death is inevitable.
>inb4 I don't already have crippling depression.
rolling
SPINNIN
Roolio
Nigga
>>700470131
rollz
Roll
>>700473401
30 years earlier! Fingerless Andy likey
of course
>>700473355
Rolled a 4 and 5 for abilities. Not bad
>>700470131
Roll
Roll, Die result was 6
rollin
>>700470131
Rollerino
>>700470131
Roll
rollin! hoping for talking animals!
>>700470131
one roll
>>700470131
Rollin'
Easy, I already have crippling depression, files can be re-downloaded and death is inevitable..
roll
Just get on with it
roll
>>700470131
leg'o
R o l l
>>700470131
Roll
C'mon crippling depression
roalan
>>700470131
Rolling, the flame lord is here.
>>700470131
roll
Rollin'
>>700470131
Roll
>>700470131
rolin
Okay
roll
Roll
>>700470131
Roll
>>rollerino
1mil?
Bowlin
rawl
>>700470131
rolls
>>700470131
rollin for super powers
>>700473946
I don't know what this means. Five hears from now, or five years from what I was gonna have already?
>>700470131
spinning
SPINNING AWAY BOYS
>>700474107
same old same old
Roll
Roliol
rooollllll
>>700470131
spin shit nigga
roll
>>700474155
My dice rolls were 1 and 6. So I get to breath underwater and I have re-raise. Sweet.
ROLL
>>700474297
welp. nothing changed
>>700470131
Ehh why not.
>>700470131
Roll
>>700474375
And for the ability.
Roll
roll
yeah boy
rollerino niderino
>>700470131
Roll
Roll
>>700470131
Rolllllklk
>>700474485
Rolling for my ability!
>>700470131
roll
Gimme a good roll
>>700470131
hell yeah!
>>700470131
rawe
>>700470131
5 pls
rollerino niderino mi anerino
Rolle
>>700470131
I'm spinning this shit
>>700474835
THATS RIGHT NIGGAAAAA
>>700470131
Niggas wanna cuck my wife
Roll
>>700470131
Roll mofo
>>700470131
yup, roll
Pootie tang
Roll.
>>700474983
Where's my money niggers.
Roll?
spin
>>700474855
Aww yeah, double random. I ain't feeling sleepy anymore
Rollan
rollin bitch
Roll!
>>700470131
rollolo
Sure, let's go.
>>700470131
not even gonna read em be4 rolling
Roll! Please no crippling depression
>>700470131
Roll
Rollerino
Roller
>>700470131
why not
Rall
Rollo
Rolling
Rolling
Rell
Trips get
>>700470131
spinn
RolloR
rolll
>>700475475
roll for ability
Roll, even if I get 7 nothing will change
>>700470131
RAWL BITCH
>>700470131
Roll
>>700470131
rollin
>>700470131
wut's dis?
Yes, yes I would.
Worst case I die early or lose a finger, best case I get money to break out of this never ending cycle of debt and depression. Fuck yes I would role.
>>700475547
rofl
Worth.
>>700470131
Fuck it
spin to win
>>700470131
Roolen
roll
Roll
>>700470131
spiiiiiiiin
>>700475612
Shit. I'll lose my random finger and roll again.
>>700470131
Dinner roll
>>700475635
roll.
>>700475612
Rollllll)lll)ł
katy perry pls
>>700470131
Rolling
top kek
Lets go
Rolling
Roll
roll
>>700470131
Roll
>>700475750
One million for a finger. Sounds fair. Now I can buy a girrafe.
>>700470131
Rollin
Roll
Roll
Roll.
rolling rolling rolling
Tiling for ability
rolly polly
roll
Roll
