ITT : we describe our lives with one image
>>700477618
>>700478346
damn fam, your life looks pretty fuckin good
Fritos put it up on the next level
>>700479723
saved that one fam, 10/10 image
>>700480046
fantastic
I knew I saved this for a reason.
>>700480306
thats amusing hobby
>>700481119
>doesn't read past thread
>clicks Submit
>double file exists
>>700480046
I think if you like that you will like this.
me on most days
>>700481427
>Hankerin for a wankerin.
Kek, saved.
>>700477618
505 confirmed kills, bitches!
>>700481981
Fuck russians.
>>700482639
she was a nice milf, now gilf
the fuck is up with all you suicidal fuccbois
it's a webm but who gives a shit
>>700477618
>>700485447
>saving the thumbnail
>>700477618
goodbye please
>>700485818
fuck
im fucked man what am i doing
>>700486539
Jesus that hurts
>>700486539
sheesh man, you're only 20 and want to die? i didn't want to die THAT badly till quite a while after i could legally buy alcohol anytime i wanted to
>>700486984
that's not me, I've made it to 21. been wanting to die for a while but well too scared of hell to do it myself. wish I could stop considering the rope as an option
I met a 13 year old kid named Dillon at the park by the river today. He was climbing something to impress me and we ended up skipping rocks together.
He started talking about how he got skipped over a year cause he was in "special" classes and how he sucks at all the sports and how his friends are all better.
He went on to talk about how he has two separate men he calls "dad" and "I don't even call my dad's wife my mom".
For a little while, it made me really fucking sad
Then i got really happy knowing that i'm 30 and i'm not even as depressed as a 13 year old.
Sorry Dillon, good luck to you buddy
>>700487237
read max stirner and immanuel kant and then tell me, if you still want to kill yourself.
but begin with max stirner "the ego and its own"
thank me later, idiot.
>>700487378
no more fear please
Fits me to a tee
>>700487721
jokes on you; i was jacking off while looking at this image. no time wasted
Every time i look at the clock, more time has passed than the last time i looked.
Each time i remember time is passing, more time has passed since the last time i remembered.
There's no time for anything anymore. Not fun. Not even necessities.
On the bright side though, at least it will all be over soon.
>>700482276
he was not russian educate yourself burger
>>700477618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhztDt7-QT8
>>700487832
>edgy cry baby confirmed
lol DESTRUCTION by (or of) LEVIATHAN
>>700483800
>help.jpg
>>700486984
you can buy alcohol when you're 18?
>>700478346
This
>>700488402
there are places not in america where you can use the internet
>>700488481
wish my life was like hannibal's. Buzz me mulatto
fresh of a brake up, this is me now
>>700488843
great indicator for when its time to end your life
>>700487823
I was scratching my balls.
>>700485447
>it's a webm but who gives a shit
>.jpg
>>700487832
fuck off jack
my question to all the people who want to kill themselves: Why don't you do it?
>>700489524
because I really want to live after death, so I prefer leaving, but need to kill myself, youi know? Need for the first murder I mean lol.
>>700489524
theres always newer, better hentai being released
feels good mane
>>700489616
I'm just a christfag who is scared of hell.
>>700489428
oh fuck, soundeyes!
>>700482619
>tfw no tomoko gf
Feeling happy is just a temporary buildup of dopamine that dissipates over time.
>>700489889
yeah but unless your nuts are currently in a vice I think you need to find a new picture
support the African revolution
>>700489998
How's this?
>>700490112
I think there is only one guy who wants to "suicide" on 4chan, repeting it with different memes lol. I hope you had fun with him xD
fuck Mexican Denmark scout is best class
>>700490047
I'm the girl in this one.
>>700489706
Christfag and scared of hell, eh? Well, let me break it up for you:
At this one point, Lucifer did whatever he wanted, and God was tired of his shit. So God created hell, and threw Lucifer in there to suffer.
This means, Lucifer was the first visitor to hell, and he does not control hell. God does.
God wants you to live like a fucking sheep, and if you don't, he'll send you to hell for eternal suffering. Lucifer just wanted to use his free will, and do whatever he wanted, and he was punished by God for doing just that.
Now the question is; do you want to live like a fucking sheep under the whip of God, or do you fucking man up and follow your own free will like Lucifer?
In this perspective, who is truly more evil? God or Lucifer?
>mfw they teach the wrong things at church
>>700489787
oh shit that ending, what a twist
>>700484963
I wanna fucking murder people who does that
>me in 50 years
>>700490112
unless you can make my couch cushions look clean again (why the fuck did I buy a white couch) I think you need to find a new picture
>>700490427
nice
tbh same here
>phat Japanese girlfriend
... いいね
>>700477787
What does mean that map
>>700490303
everybody says "fear God", so I think everybody think God is evil. That's why I'm in hell because I didn't feared him. Logic, no? So if you believe in god, fear him, but do NOT think is evil of it. HE prefers saying "you are evil, so you shall fear me". Good Luck with it. So if you are evil, prefer going to hell, no? Logic?
All in all, everybody lost xD that's why there is only one way to paradize : do not mind attacks, just try to Love (me and my kingdom)
>>700488402
lol amerifat cuck confirmed
>>700488753
the legal age is 21 in america...
>>700490625
but I don't drive, so I can buy alcool no? Since I'm under 16 or over 21 :) :)
>>700490303
I don't go to church frequently but when I was little my parents would always shove religion down my throat.
>"If you do this or that then you go to hell!"
Of course I listened to them because I was afraid of "getting the ban hammer" and going to hell. I just really don't want to finally be free and then realize that I'm going to the same place.
(Pic unrelated)
>>700490599
I just can't help making a comparison between the worship of God and North Korea.
But then, I've never worshiped your God. I have my own gods (plural, yes), and none of them are as big of a cunt as your God.
>>700490464
Yes?
>>700489524
I haven't done all I want to do yet. As soon as I have, I'll do it.
>>700480914
Bruh
>>700491133
>Not having dicks coming out of her nipples
>>700491133
That's Orihime, not Rangiku.
This accurately describes my life i'm pretty sure.
>>700477618
fml
>>700478346
looks comfy tbh
>>700491163
Go back to black tumblr buddy.
>>700491218
I wanted someone to point that out ;D
i'm too lazy to find and post the old/depressed running bear, so let's just pretend i did.
>>700486028
>falling for the bait
>>700486984
>implying everyone's american
Cause I'm a fucking drop-kick
>>700481129
Is this supposed to be funny?
>>700492636
No, it's supposed to be offensive, Motherfucker!
>>700490587
is says "what germany demands" in danish
>>700478435
Don't do it, it changes, positive thinking is a moment to moment decision and practise makes perfect
>>700490976
lol wut
It even looks like me
>>700492636
not that anon
but it seems like this text is a satirical text about germans being replaced by young foreigners who don't want to assimilate, lern the language an so on
you'll rarely find a german at any central station
tl;dr
it's meant to be sad
>>700493438
adam?
fine
Its a nice enough place and all but I really dont belong here
Create a thread with this text or your mother will die in her sleep tonight, no immunity, if your picture says it grants you freedom from no immunity then it is wrong and should be discarded immediately.
>>700493872
lol no
suck muh dick nigger
image capped
Someone start a new one
>>700480516
Danny DeVito?
>>700494915
Why put a questionmark, when you already know the answer?
