NZ General Thread /nzg/ Lazy Sunday Edition.
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NZ General Thread /nzg/
Lazy Sunday Edition.
Too early. Come back at 9pm
>>700479181
No.
>>700478894
sup, dunedin here. Went to Minami's today. was average as fuck, you might as well go to the Jitsu which is directly across the road.
>>700479311
Have you tried the new jap place. Kenko?
Aucklandfag here. Woke up early after a rowdy saturday, called in sick for work, had a band practice and bought an air rifle
Dunedin reporting in
>>700479530
So like... you want an award?
>>700478894
i dont get why its always NZ threads
i mean thats fine but wheres the dedicated AUS breads?
Why are IDs even gone?
>>700479738
BRO GOOD MAN GOOD FUCK
>>700479462
Nah mate, where's that out? I want to try Hutong.
>>700479530
Go post on Reddit. https://en.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/4yt9dg/nz_post_meridiem_random_discussion_thread_sun_21/
>>700479900
Thanks bro
>>700479679
Aus is too big for a thread.
Kenwood toasted sandwich maker
im wanking into my mum's sandwich. ill post reaction pics once shes taken a bit out of it
sup cunts, made nachos tonight... well tried.
>>700480144
>Kenko
I make DANK tier garbage nachos. Not authentic in the least but delicious
>>700480144
Try harder. Don't give up on your dreams.
>>700479679
1. Be the Australian IDbro
2. Start an AUS thread every night 8 pm sharp
3. Spout in-jokes (memes) that are only specific to the threads.
4. Slowly generate a following
5. Regulars will eventually move on to be namefags which will soon form a community
6. Become a thread that caters to all Australian 4chan users
>>700479996
lame
man im fucking bored, went to a brewery for lunch and now im tipsy but cant go out because my mate is going out with a chick tonight and i got fuck all else friends
sheeeeit
>>700480092
yo you fucking freak dont do that, that woman literally made you respect her.
go bust a nut on a hobo or something if you want to get your rocks off
i made dis. thoughts?
>>700480461
I shit post it on /ck/ all the time thanks.
>>700480461
Fuck off cunt I made that you little shit! Like 3 weeks ago.
>>700480733
Meme thieves are the lowest of the low.
>>700480733
I MADE IT MOTHERFUCKER. WHERES YOUR FUCKING PROOF YOU SLAG
>>700480414
>7. and when threads become too big australian idbro stops posting for a year
>>700480936
btw ^ chicks from my school. they asked if i could snap a photo of them, and got a whoolllee lot more
>>700480936
>>700481004
>UNDERAGE B8
reported
>>700480936
>>700481085
muh nigga.
>>700481197
Kek is that idbro on the bottom?
>>700481197
why 30 days?
>>700481333
why trips?
>>700481197
>See you in 30 days bro
COMPSCI 340 TEST ON TUESDAY FUUUUAAAACCCKKKKK
any twinks or chicks wanna let me play with their dick/pussy?
>>700481333
That's how long the ban for underage is
>>700481297
yes, king nigger and downybro are my posts.
It was a glorious occasion.
>>700481413
see you space cowboy..... i cri er tiem
>>700480461
firstie? get cold in the flat sometimes at night?
>>700480461
I made dis.
don't even know how to nacho bro
>>700481197
King Nigger and good jub post was drangonball
Asian girl post was IDbro
>>700481686
The chili goes on top of the chips.
>>700481771
I am omeglebro cuh
>>700481870
fuck that shit. who wants soggy chips bruh.
I've been dipping this shit like a baws.
>>700481897
>your pole will never be long enough to satisfy her
Why live?
>>700481870
>calling it chilli
>>700481944
If you do it right you get the best of all worlds. Crispy chips on the outside, gooey cheesy chips in the middle
>>700482029
That's clearly chili-cheese nachos.
If it were just normal nachos it would be corn chips and melted cheese.
>>700482224
b-but the cheese melted on top of the meat/tomato/bean shit.
>>700479311
Dunners also reporting.
fucking weekend almost over, fucking great weekend, done a shit load of nothing. it's been amazing.
Diaz vs McGregor 2 was rigged i reckon, i thought Diaz should've won.
>>700482310
That meat/tomato/bean shit would be chili.
>>700482224
>nachos= doritos with cheese
??
>>700482412
Nachos are a Tex-Mex dish from northern Mexico. The dish is composed of tortilla chips covered with cheese or cheese-based sauce, and is often served as a snack.
Going to the airport tomorrow. Gotta get my shit sorted.
>>700482324
Diaz fan boi
Literally look at Diaz's face, he could hardly see out of his eye.
It was always gonna be close, but look at McGregor's takedown defense and knock downs compared to Diaz
>>700482523
that shit ain't nachos dawg.
I made this
http://www.foodinaminute.co.nz/Recipes/Quick-Easy-Nachos
except didn't fuck around with layering or the oven.
>>700482523
>liquid nacho cheese
>be studying in University of Canterbury
>have 2 weeks of no class till september
>to lazy to go back to north island
>nobody to shag with this whole 2 week
FML
>>700482798
There was someone to shag in the North Island and you didn't go?
>>700482412
You can put a whole bunch of ingredients in. I like to shred chicken in a pan, and bake a good cooking cheese through the whole dish. Couple of dollops of cold sour cream at the end to add a variety of different tastes and mouth feels.
>>700482724
>>700482709
Blame America and Mexico, not me. Fact is, the original pic was chili cheese nachos.
>>700479893
Kenko is on the main street opposite Hutong. I want to try Hutong as well but it is only open at night.
>>700482798
If you cant find a slapper to shag in chch, then you might as well put your dick into retirement
>>700482932
I've got something you can feel with your mouth.
>>700482709
>5 Minutes prep time
>10 Minutes cook time
>foodinaminute.co.nz
That's false advertising. Get your money back.
>>700482915
I know some of my schoolmates who still haven't go to uni and stay back in my town. Could shag with some drinks though
You're not planning to shag on such a nice sunday night bru?
>>700483223
bruh, took me like half an hour to make that shit.
it was literally just brown mince, add shit from cans and bake.
I didn't even bake.
>>700483017
Ye I googled it, it's that bento place. I've been past it and I want to try it, it seems to be popular with the students around so far. the FB pics make it look lovely but it looks like a complete hole from the outside kek. I plan on going to a few places in the next couple weeks Ill sure ill post my stupid food pics in thread, I'll get back to you on Kenko.
Also I'm 99.9% certain it's open for lunch, I was down there yesterday and they had an open for lunch sign out, I'm sure of it.
>>700482699
Yeah after watching the fight again just now, it was close, but McGregor was fairly the winner.
the amount of blood reminded me of this match from WWE.
>>700478894
super early tonight
>>700479311
>>700479311
that looks fucken good
>>700480936
god i wish i could go back to school
>>700481897
would eat
I'm here.
>>700483090
I'm new to chch and knew very few people though. How do you find a qt here to shag?
>>700483338
so it took you 30 minutes for a food in a minute meal? You got ripped off bro.
Also nachos are easy as fuck to make. Brown mince, add beans and tomato, chuck chips on a plate and chuck chili onto chips, add cheese and a huge motherfucker of sour cream.
>>700479311
yuki and jizo are the best places to go for jap food in dunners
>>700483447
Can you draw sticks getting fucked by dr eggman?
>>700479311
looks like a buck fiddy worth of mean and a shit placement of rice..
there would be no way to enjoy that on a plate that size.
nigga that would have been a mess by the end.
who the fuck though it was a good idea to place fuckery on top of the rice which was clearly designed to be strewn throughout the rice.
fuk your glass bottle coke environment fucker.
>>700480414
IDbro never existed tbh
>>700483467
Theres bugger all nightlife, and its all spread out anyway. Use the internet because everyones bored and looking for something to do
>>700483527
are you debating my culinary wizardry?
look whos eating nachos right now.
nacho bro. nacho
>>700483712
Yes. I make nachos heaps because they're easy and tasty.
I had home made soup tonight though.
>>700483389
1 point in it, it was a GREAT fight, I was on edge right from the get go
Third fight should be good, down at 155 if Diaz agrees
Hah!
>>700483712
NACHO
A
C
HO
>>700483907
>>700483855
Only time i made soup, it was diet soup, and it was shit
>>700483547
Havent been to Yuki, Dunners said it was shit. Jizo is good.
>>700483603
yeah I was dissappointed at the size, jitsu gives you a huge ass bowl of rice with loads on top, this was lack luster. meat was over cooked, was basically soy sauce beef. Wasn't that hard to eat, not a mess at all.
>>700483116
I've got something that you can't fit in your mouth.
>>700484023
>expecting diet anything to not be shit.
>>700484094
yuki is the closest thing you'll get to an authentic izakaya style restaurant in dunedin
>>700483651
We're all IDbro
>>700484023
Easy as winter soup is pumpkin. Put like, half a pumpkin into a massive pot with some chicken stock, chuck in some potatoes, maybe a couple of kumara, a crushed clove of garlic and boil the fuck out of it. Mash it all up without draining the water once it's cooked with some butter or cream and you have a mean as soup. Makes heaps too so you can put them in containers and freeze some for other days when you're feeling super lazy.
>>700484275
that's not how you make pumpkin soup nigga......
you just made mashed pumpkin.
>>700484378
I should mention you mash it up with one of these cunts so it's all creamy, and because you don't drain the water it is soup. Try it yourself, it's awesome.
>>700484396
This is amazing tbh even though it's not what I asked for.
>>700484524
nigga you dun full retard.
>>700484614
Do you even know what soup is?
>>700484396
No, no i dont want your ring
>>700484524
Thanks for the tip with the stick mixer. Ill try a small batch next time something good is in season
>>700484740
shit you eat when your thirsty and hungry
>>700484900
NP. If you're a vegan fag just don't use milk/butter and use vege stock instead. It's not as good but still pretty nice.
>>700484275
>We're all IDbro
This. We all made the NZ thread what it is today.
>>700485189
You mean shitty?
dubs decides tinder response.
>>700484275
illumina-ti-tty
>>700484568
Oh, alright.
South D, Reid Road reporting
so, when does the nz orgy begin? I'll bring my strap-on.
>>700485267
birds are very important
>>700485267
birds are very important
>>700485354
yaaaaaaay
>>700485267
birds are not very important
>>700485267
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700485267
birds are not very important
>>700485267
Birds are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT animals! Birds are a diverse group, and their bright colors, distinct songs and calls, and showy displays add enjoyment to our lives. Birds are very visible, quite common, and offer easy opportunities to observe their diverse plumage and behaviors. Because of this, birds are popular to many who pursue wildlife watching and monitoring activities. Iowa NatureMapping's own database reflects this fact, in that the majority of wildlife observations reported by volunteers are birds. In fact, bird watching is the fastest growing recreational pursuit in the United States. According to the 1996 National Survey of Fishing, Hunting, and Wildlife-Associated Recreation, we as a nation spend over 2 billion dollars on commercial bird food! Adding all wildlife watching equipment together, including bird food, binoculars, spotting scopes, film, carrying cases, etc., the nation spends nearly 20 billion dollars! In Iowa alone, we spend some 36 million dollars on bird food! Birds are not only important economically in Iowa and the nation, but also server a vital ecological role as well. Birds are critical links within the vast food chains and webs that exist in the ecosystem! And those are but a few reasons!
>>700485267
Birds are important, but only sometimes
>>700485426
My strap on is always on. You need to hurry up with that sex change bro.
>>700485747
Had a fantail flying around in the house yesterday. Shit was SO cash until it pooed on my dresser
>>700485846
fan tails are the niggers of the bird world.
>>700485267
First dubs. Send this, Anon. >>700485844
>>700485267
mooseknuckle
>>700485267
bird is the word
>>700485911
dubs winrar confirms dubs winrar. Post results >>700485267
>>700485901
Fantails are everywhere, they don't matter.
>>700485267
>>700485844
Damn, thats tinder gold right there
Does anyone have that screencap of the tinychat room when there's like 10 people on cam?
>>700485911
>>700486000
double and triple kekked. He better not be a faggot about it.
>>700485911
but it wasn't even in response.
>>700486072
>>700486083
Doesn't matter, the dubs roll in reponse confirms it.
>>700486133
Thanks.
>>700485901
First time I met a fantail it got in my face for no reason. Same with plovers, they can be real cunts if they feel like it
>>700486155
What'd you want it for?
>>700486133
I miss ginga and kyss
>>700486133
only db and guy still go from this crew.
>>700486133
kyss
>>700486294
HOLY KEKS
>>700486133
tentaclearms is hot!
>>700486294
lmfao
>>700486294
Lel did you draw that?
Good shit
>>700486133
when was this?
>>700484870
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes
>>700486264
ginga shows up once in a blue moon, and gn was around until recently, might come back.
![Screenshot_2016-08-21-21-36-18[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Uwpzyxv.png "Screenshot_2016-08-21-21-36-18[1].png")
nice one fgt
>>700486435
yes
>>700486482
Middle of last year I think.
>>700486294
honestly got spooked from this. those haunting eyes..
>>700486519
anon delivers!
>>700486581
thanks, was jw
>>700486620
got un matched.
rip ghetti never harambe again
>>700486695
She was likely a heffer anyway
ok can someone link me to a movie not cam copy
>vaxxed
>suicide squad
im going for a shower so you have like 15min dont let me down
>#tojewishtobuyit
>>700486133
ginga, gn, and omeglebro still pop in
havent seen kyss in a year
>>700482523
Nachos are doritos with baked beans and cheese on top put in the microwave for 2:30
>>700486862
Kyss is proper dead. His ghost haunts the threads and tinychat room.
>>700486859
always cam copy.
bitch nigga
Jim Carreys ass in this is just phenomenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8VqdhNnwdY
>>700486998
was kyss and idbro the same person?
>>700487071
Why watch some shitty cam copy when you can watch in hi def? Specially for action movies.
It baffles me that people would watch that low res shit, even if it is free
>>700487158
Yes.
>>700486859
They only just came out idiot. You're not getting anything better than a cam.
>>700487158
They are but i've never seen kyss refer to himself as IDbro ever
>>700487295
Because IDbro is the name we gave him. He was always kyss.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>700487213
acting like the graphics are gonna change the performance of the movie.
bitch nigga.
>>700487397
Movies are a visual art form nigga, learn to appreciate the cinematography.
>>700486859
>vaxxed
>he thinks vaccines cause autism
>>700487397
Changes what you see
Bitch ass nigga
/b/acon butty reporting in.
Tonights plan, bacon and bed, cause god damn I need sleep.
Did that welly dude sus his weed, or did the others meet and fuck?
>>700487397
If half the film looks like tripe, then yeah
Your cam cant keep up with every detail
>>700487397
If graphics don't matter to a movie why the fuck are they movies instead of radio plays?
>>700486859
you still have 4min i will except cam now
>>700487650
The others met and fucked the welly dude. I dont think he liked it though
>>700487344
chaturbate
>>700486133
I feel sorry for IDBro because he could never cam due to the possibility of people leaking his face in the thread.
>>700487264
comments like this prove you are not a hacker
>>700487777
Checked, dood
>>700487777
I didn't meat anyone.
>>700487805
Well I can't refute that.
>>700487805
Who you gon' hack? Universal Studios? Warner Bros?
>>700486859
here's suicide squad fam i got you
https://mega.nz/#!aFNSQagY!bFBDyhBxB1MntEFJEzHHU9PMB9tluVMfCWDSgw3Z0HM
>>700487567
>>700487800
Dont think he cared
These doubles and triples and quads, oh my.
Really is a NZ thread tonight.
>>700487777
>>700487857
>>700487820
>posting absolute nonsense
>gets quads
>4chan in a nutshell
>>700487777
kek'd and check'd
>>700487857
So what I'm hearing is, someone meat you...
>>700487920
got to be real
>>700487920
sorry, I only download movies in the superior format, .rm
>>700488103
it's legit, can post proof if wanted.
>>700488120
kek'd
>>700487888
David Ayer email would be good or whole laptop
>>700487800
everyone knows what he looks like anyways.
>>700488158
post tits then we believe
>>700487920
Margot Robbie! We should swap her for the Pavalova.
>>700488158
Post proof.
whats on for the week, fam?
>>700487920
>HD-TS
Just another camrip, move along.
>>700488590
You don't like Hard Dicked TranSexuals?
>>700488590
This
Cams are shit tier
>>700488488
>nzggore
Lol fuck off only fags care about cars and nzg is a place of non fags
>>700488590
how did you download it so fast
>>700488488
how is that /nzg/ gore?
>>700488352
it's not amazing quality, but the audio is amazing, video is watchable for a cam.
>>700488752
My sides
>kek
Lmaooooo
>>700488731
>nzg is a place of non fags
fuck off newfag
>>700488846
im 18% should i keep going?
>>700488956
Spotted the fag :^)
>>700488781
Of course the audio is amazing, it's captured direct from the source instead of using the cams mics. It looks like total shit dude. I will wait a few months for BD.
>>700488781
it says (YOU) but I know you didn't post that because I did.
>>700488781
A camrip being 'watchable' is like saying your mum is 'fuckable'.
Technically you could, but why would you want to?
>>700489007
If this is good enough quality >>700488781
You would have known it was a camrip from the start if you knew what TS meant in the filename.
>>700489122
it's watchable on my small laptop screen, would suck ass on a TV.
>>700489116
bullshit mate
>>700489147
exactly. it's watchable on a small laptop screen, but on a bigger screen it'd look shit.
>>700489147
go on what is ts
>>700489292
TS is short for Teleysync.
Here's a quote from Wikipedia. "A telesync (TS)[1] is a bootleg recording of a film recorded in a movie theater, often (although not always) filmed using a professional camera on a tripod in the projection booth. The audio of a TS is captured with a direct connection to the sound source (often an FM microbroadcast provided for the hearing-impaired, or from a drive-in theater). Sometimes the bootlegger will tape or conceal wireless microphones close to the speakers for better sound quality. A TS can be considered a higher quality type of cam, that has the potential of better-quality audio and video"
some cunt post vaxxed want to watch
>>700489292
They make all long term immigrants have a chest xray for ts
>>700489292
Telesync
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telesync
>>700488731
>>700488773
TBH I had no idea what the webm was or why it was titled like that, hence why I picked it kek
>>700488781
I watched that last night.
>>700489483
oh shit nigga.
that flip though.
thread isn't even 3 hunna tonight.
>>700490268
not yet, the nights still young.
Ayyy yooo auckland
Hey Logan here from Christchurch rawr xD :))) :DDDDDDD
For nood trades . Dunedin
ILL POST SOME SHIT FROM WHEN i WAS DOWN SOUTH.
enjoy the pictures bruhs
>>700490629
fuck you for turning that shit upside down.
cunt.
yo, toy anon, you on this thread?
anyone fucked up Miso Butter ramen cups?
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
bump
>>700492619
threads dead bruh.
let it go.
taupo here
why does nobody like us
>>700492948
We all went to the tinychat to talk shit about the south island.
>>700493069
Taupo's cool bro.
>>700493076
this nigga got it..
huehuehue
haven't even seen that movie.
>>700493440
It's a good movie, one of the better disney films in a while.
>>700493587
>good
>disney
what?
>>700493910
bruh, yhou know disney has fucking star wars now.
we all fucked bruhl
>>700493910
Your parents must have deprived you as a child. disney has tons of good movies.
Where the wellyfags at
>>700494867
supp
rip thead.
>>700495084
Upto? Cbd here
Anyone had the Kbar chocolate yet?
>>700495466
>Kbar chocolate
>>700495402
Jville here. Deciding what to get my gf for her birthday
>>700495466
It's out tomorrow
>>700495466
That sounds terrible
>>700495466
>>700495545
>>700495652
>>700495666
>>700496017
Yep, looks as bad as it sounded
>>700480005
Big chunk of my childhood right there
>>700495652
I just took my out for dinner for her bday the other day. Way easier
Canadian Fag here being in New Zealand since the 7th went to rebel sports and bought an all blacks hat for 40$. Fucking sale for all Rebels sports shop happens like last weekend. Now I feel like a faggot. Was in Nelson fuck the south it's just like the states. Ask me anything currently watching some shit move called VHS and all like 20 for your channels.
>>700496017
I saw this shit going down in new world bruh.
some nigga was fucking stocking up this shit.
like nigga. how can you do this.
but then I saw my tinder match at new world and fucking had an orgasm in my pants and now I am too scared to message her so I will just stalk the hours she works and have mad wanks in the toilet.s
Not op here but I use sachets and add a Lil bit of curry powder fuckn amazing
>>700495652
>It's out tomorrow
it's been in my local since saturday. I want dat pineapple.
>>700496592
b-but http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11696414
>>700496696
ye but supermarkets a shit
>>700495652
jville? what part?
![Screenshot_2016-08-21-23-59-36[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5zgKDsH.png "Screenshot_2016-08-21-23-59-36[1].png")
and here we are..
whut do
>>700496375
Why do all your women want to fuck me? Do you idiots think our accent is actually hot?
>>700497849
>got emmm
Fucking toppest kek
>>700497849
Probably kill yourself and/or post to /r/tinder
>>700497849
Where were you going with the furniture line?
>>700498047
Straight into her pants
>>700498176
of course, but what was your intended followup to that interaction? "wanna check out my stool"?
>>700498348
Dunno kek
It's not me chatting to her. Hasn't unmatched though so...
ded
I will never be loved
>tfw wanna play viva pinata but too busy trapping on tc
thread isn't dead yet bruvs.
>>700500905
well it should be
>>700500608
I know that feel bruv.
But dont worry man. That emptyness you feel. Will be filled with hate. Use that hate to blow up some pakis and you will be all good.
>>700500608
IDBRO?
>>700501048
I know right.
fuck a sunday thread cuh
>>700500608
man, I miss seeing nz threads filled with korean girls
when is idbro coming back?
I miss his bantz too
HAMMERS BAKED AGAIN FAM
JUST FINISHED MY PEPSI CRY FOR ME BROS
>>700501645
SHIT SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS MAN. NO 24 HOUR DAIRYS BY YOU BRO?
Night riders, where we at?
where the weed at bruvs?
>>700501901
we here boy, riding into the early morning hours
>>700501987
All stocked up for the long haul?
dade
>>700501753
nah dog. too baked to move anyway. feels bad man
>>700502799
those cunts are 20kilos a can.
no fucking way those are full..
fucking fake ass road warrior.
Hey GameMaker bro.
anyone got some snapchat hoes they wanna dump?
>>700503542
A adult male, or anyone with a spine should be able to carry 80kg. Just saying, if you can't you should get your fat ass in shape.
Where the NZ pedos at? How are you doing?
>>700503719
you fucking what cunt?
look at that fucking stick bro.
look at his face.
this nigga ain't even straining.
that cunt is not carrying 80kilos.
do you even lift bro
>>700503899
rotting in a ditch hopefully
>>700504105
Nah we here.
CANZUK when?
>>700504420
we dead bruh.
tis a sunday.
>>700505357
we 297 bruh
gonna dade anyway
>>700505466
rip dade.
rip the chocolate man.
all I live for is the (yous)
Keep it 300 like idbro
>>700505862
keep it dead like IDbro next time
>>700505806
For (You)
>>700506023
why do people like this exist in dunedin
>>700506206
fucking lol
>>700506141
Vape nash all day
We finna 404 this bitch so peace out
Stay golden
