Scotland thread
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Scotland thread
Irn Bru
heroin
deep fried Mars bars
shortbread
bagpipes
poverty
more heroin
Get tae fuck ya daft shite!
>>768036875
Geez a gobble
>>768036875
fit like en yi bunch o fiel southern hoores?
>>768039459
Teuchter spotted!
>>768039607
aye... richt ayr mi loon. ate ony sheep recently?
>>768040115
I'm thinkin' north of the Grampians?
Somewhere on the A96?
>>768040479
peterheid min..
far you fae?
>>768040872
South of the border but lived in Dingwall and worked in Inverness for a few years. Used to go along the 96 alot and picked up the doric a bit.
Only went to Aberdeen once. Never peterhead though.
>>768036995
>things people think is true
Irn Bru is though.
Deep fried mars bar was a fad at one point from some chipshops, now it is mostly school kids at lunch times buying deep fried freddos.
Bagpipes is a portugese invention.
No overall poverty, just some slum towns.
Heroin? How pathetic is that.
>>768041428
hahaha peterhead, I gave your mum my peterhead if you know what I mean
>>768041743
I take it you talk through your nose and try to think you are a member of a "banging crew man"
>>768041801
You can bang yourselves for all I care, I don't give a shit about your "crew."
>>768041428
nae missing much in peterheid min.. jist a working toon. nae much gaan on. far aboots sooth o the border?
>>768041966
>fag logic
>you tried to make me look like a ned
>so you must be a ned also
Being this 13 years of age
>>768041801
kek... "spick through yir nose." bet he dis ina..
>>768042070
That means so much to me
>Scottish
>posts on an American message board
>in English
>thinks an American gives a shit about some stupid "crew"
Yeah OK, your logic is pretty spot on.
Peebles here.
One posits that most anons ITT are using an affected accent simply from desire to differentiate their locale from the next; their allegiance is to a paternas, if you will, rather than the nation. Had they been to a decent university too, no doubt their languaging would approach, nay even surpass, mine.
Down with sassenachs etc etc
>>768042391
fit's es loon gaan oun aboot?
>>768042465
Fuck maggie
Glesga Tradeston reporting
>>768036875
>>768042614
>>768042901
canna be deen wi brew dog... fucking bunch o bams.
>>768042901
The great equalizer?
Any cunts fae Dumfries
>>768043003
>>768042391
Japanese message board
>>768043375
No, it was based on one but it's quite American.
>>768043375
If it was jap then why aren't all the boards in moon runes?
>>768036875
Scotland doesn't exist. It's North Britain now. That's what they voted for. Shitebags.
dddd
>>768043635
De Doo Doo Do
De Da Da Da
Anyone from Inverness here?
>>768042808
Pollok
>>768043415
>>768043507
Japanese forum, hosted on Japanese servers, ran by a yank faggot who fucked it up and gave it back to the Japanese.
Proof Americans can't do anything right.
>>768043838
We put a couple nuke on japan to end a war, we got that right and your wrong about 4chan. Jealous of the USA much?
embday from paisley?
>>768043838
Fuckin' japs, look up "Unit 731"
They were so pathetic they made some of the NAZIs look like amatuers, that's why they needed to be nuked.
>>768043838
>>768044273
Look up American Army torture Filipinos over 350k dead.
>inb4 but but but that was history anon
>chooses to start history from WW2 to push own agenda
Ok kid.
>>768044339
Americans love to post this, because that is the only thing they have won for the last 120 years.
>>768044530
Bullshit, the USA didn't torture flips, we freed them. What bullshit news are your lies coming from? You must be mistaking us for the Japanese Imperials.
>>768044622
Compared to you? hahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh wait
muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
>>768044622
More than the yanks anyway, cry some more kiddo.
>>768044530
Hey "kiddo" you should learn some history instead of blaming the USA for all of your lame ass problems.
>>768044644
They should teach you proper history, Armed forces used waterboarding etc to torture filipinos and then killed many all to find if they knew locations of rebels.
>>768044530
Philipinos are betas, japs weren't philipinos back then.
Ohhh the huns are shite
>>768045133
tommy fucking rockets.... my man.
anyone know these girls?
>>768045033
>"japs"
>American Racism in full effect
Just after that American-Filipino war, China invaded both Japan and Korea, and committed war crimes on young girls and elder people.
American-Filipino war???
You people just make shit up and are dumber than a box of rocks.
>>768045133
They should ship off all the faggot tims and all the faggot proddies to Northern Ireland so the rest of the normal Scots can have peace and quiet.
>>768045285
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine%E2%80%93American_War
>get some education fagboi
>>768045133
your team is shite
cant trust the wiki doesnt even lety ou write the truth about America-Australia war
>>768045341
Some of you god damn motherfuckers are dumber than a god damn bunch of god damn bunch of god damn rocks.
>>768045615
>cries when proven wrong
>random insults from thin air because salty
weeeeew kid
>>768045658
That was about Spain you idiot.
>>768045658
Flips had nothing to do with it and were on the allied side during WW II.
>>768045782
Wrong, it was after American-Spanish war, so you are still wrong.
Stay Salty.
>>768045181
gives noods of right please
>>768045910
I will say the munchy box looks small, guess just regular size then, didn't buy a large?
>>768045977
i've had many a sausage supper in my time, but honestly the site of that stuff fuckin disgusts me
>>768036875
Scotish surname here
What does it feel to live on the most irrelevant country in europe? Yu are not even notied in int/pol because the UK bullshit flag
>>768036875
Fuck sake. I would never have thought there'd be cunts on B who live so close to me. Its scary but comforting. Mon eh dons
>>768045936
No no, it was about gaining trading ports and such that the europeeens wanted to deny the USA.
>>768045963
left has better tits
>>768046005
We have garbage plates in NY.
It's good drunk food.
>>768046167
>implying we care about being relevant
we'd rather everyone else fucked off so we can keep fighting each other instead
You folk call them munchie boxes we call them garbage plates, same shit more or less.
Dagsê poese. I'm South African and my parents are moving near Peterhead. Are scot lasses and pubs worth going to visit them?
>>768046333
Nice trips
Ayr checking in
wtf I am reading this thread and I can understand everything. How come when I watched Trainspotting i had to rewatch one scene three times before I understood what the fuck was Begby saying.
This is bullshit are you all even Scottish
>>768046454
How's Ayr these days?
>>768046205
True story that shop is literally 10 minute walk from me, it is called "The Avenue" and was first place to sell a breakfast munchy box.
>>768045209
>Rape of nanking.
Also i'm scottish(glasgow,pollok), saying japs shouldn't be racist, i meant it the same way people call us scots. Also if you really want to talk about war crimes, every country that has ever been at war has committed them even un peacekeepers have committed war crimes.
Just google mass rapes, psychological warfare or some other shit and look for the wiki page and you'll get a list.
>>768036875
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>768046637
WTF!?? It looks like a fried centipede on some fries.
>>768046485
Only if they scots
>>768044339
My uncle was a photographer on that ship and I thought he was the one that took that photo but then I found this shot and it could have been anyone.
>>768046394
Answer me before the thread dies you fucks. I just watched braveheart again so I'm basically a dirty scot already. Freedom!
You guys should try gousto instead of eating that shite. Learn to fucking cook you lazy bastards.
I suppose if your on the brew you can't afford it though. Meheven at that it works out cheaper i think.
>>768046518
i don't like to type like i talk on 4chan but if i was messaging mates
am mer likely tae type like this
it started oot as a joke but i dae it seriously noo
>>768046682
The Avenue is a 10 min walk from me too
>>768046879
Some of my family has been in USN as well, grandfather in WW II in Pacific Fleet.
This is a good site for pictures from back then:
https://www.history.navy.mil/
It's official and not some stupid wiki bullshit.
>>768046708
Because it is Japanese not Japs, just like you use Chinkies for when you want a take-away for the night, I am Scottish also.
The hate between China, Korea and Japan goes way before WW2, it goes back and forward for so many centuries it isn't even funny. So where do you start the blame?
Americans love to cry about nanking as it is their only excuse at showing hate to the Japanese, and to hide the fact their 2 nukes were civilian tests which is why it was 2 different nukes used.
Ask them about the soldiers and the raping of Japanese girls and women after WW2, and the story of the soldier who picked up the newborn child and smashed it onto the floor and then raped the mother badly she died. And the mistreatment of Japanese civilians with radiation poisoning for 10 years after the fact, desecrating bodies by removing organs for study returning bodies filled with sawdust etc.
Shit was real.
That is the problem with finger pointing and crying war crimes, because your own country (ours) is no stranger at doing evil shit.
Im a spark and work in some pubs in edinburgh. The amount of yanks that are willing to pay about 12-15 pounds for microwaved haggis neeps and tatties or fish and chips and wash it down with 3 day old cranachan is beyond me. Or the even dafter ones that pay nearly a fiver for a roll and square out of some shitty wee 'cafe'. They only nuked japan because the didnt want to lose yet another war to rice farmers
>>768047036
Wishy huh
>>768047125
japs, nips, slanteyes, scumbags, etc
>>768047262
on the brew slut
>>768047104
I meant great uncle....yeesh i'm not that old
>>768047125
>mistreatment
Compared to the rape camps that the japs were doing way before the USA was even involved in the pacific?
Are you really that stupid?
>>768047262
another lost dirtbag
How do we solve Glasgow's gypsie problem?
>>768047374
It happens after so long
>>768047500
Control your own borders instead of letting Merkel control them with her shit agenda?
Any livi cunts?
>>768046667
Shite. wee neds come down from glasgow to go to the beach, and get mwi. Thats about as much excitement as there is
>>768047500
It really makes sense to control your own borders instead of letting others control them. Just sayin'.
Merkel's got a WW II guilt complex social agenda, I wouldn't want that cunt near my borders.
>>768047614
>live in Glasgow
>go to the park on a sunny day
>full of wee neds that want to fight because they're getting a taste of their first can
>go to Ayr beach to try and get away from them
>they've invaded that too
shite. can't step outside on a warm day without some little cunt trying to show off to his mates.
>>768047442
Compared to the little girl rapes of the US soldiers on Vietnamese girls?
We could go on all night, all nations have had their evil shit, it was part of war to demoralize your opponents by doing that shit in their own country.
Problem though, the Vietnamese war was Vietnam vs Vietcong, but dumb fuck yanks didn't know the difference and raped anything.
And don't kid yourself the US was in the pacific long before Pearl Harbor happened, they blockaded the Japanese ships routinely from reaching mainland China with supplies to the troops, so they struck Pearl Harbor as Guam etc was a predictable choice.
And that is the excuse the US were looking for, because prior to trying to get into the war after a Massive recession, the Senate voted no, so the military found a way to go to war without the senate and Pearl Harbor did that for them.
>>768048005
Punch the one that acts like a wank the most the rest bolt.
>>768047500
>>768047599
Pretty much. Not happening under the SNP though now that they've cottoned on to importing voters too.
>>768048102
Do you want me to take that apart or what? You really are jealous and stupid.
Irvine here
>>768048193
Sounds like our democrat party in the states, they're so desperate that they have to import people and offer them free shit to get them to vote for them. It's makes them beholdant (sp?) to that political party.
>>768048209
Go for it, because we are obviously going to get the "this is what I think" version of it.
>>768048338
Tits or gtfo
>>768048193
I'm not from New Jersey but a saying from there was "vote early, vote often."
A lot of the politicals here in the North East are some of the sleaziest fuckers on the planet.
>>768047125
I don't say chinkies, and it's scottish not british, brit or scot.
Everyone involved in any given circumstance share the blame.
Nuking was bad i agree...
The rapes happend with the brit forces too
War is bad, i'm not disputing that. Nor am i claiming anyone is innocent on any side of any war. I'm also not saying that one side or another behaved better or had better cause, I was trying to be objective but look how that shit turned out eh?
I'm no patriot bro, even scotland itself did some nasty shit pre british empire and there isn't and excuse for during british rule either, anyone with a head and the means bailed out.
>>768047262
Nice tits
>>768048581
Why was nuking Japan bad when the USA didn't start that war and it saved hundreds of thousands of American and Allied lives?
You sound like some dumb bitch.
>>768048005
Fuck neds, fuck the mentality.
I'm a ned by definition but fuck the culture . They've no fucking respect, americans go on about millenials as if that shit is new.
>>768048698
The US did, look up blockading of Japanese ships stopping supplies reaching China.
>>768048581
You come across as some little school girl that doesn't have any understand of history except for prancing around in some street and protesting shit that you know nothing about.
>>768045910
Old ass photo, 49p for a bar bru, never mind the design
>>768048365
"beholden"
It's not even like I'm anti-immigration, it's just that they're importing the wrong fucking ones. They seem to think that a decent immigration policy has to invite -everyone- regardless of circumstances, or if you buy into the "importing voters" bits (and there's a decent argument for it imo) they're going out of their way to import scum.
The company I work for hires eastern european students (polish & bulgarian most common) as temp staff and I deal with them every day, they're great. I have no problems there. It's the middle-easterns & africans who immediately form ghettos & crime rings that's turning me against the whole thing.
>>768048844
You total idiot, that's not why we blockaded Japan. We did that because Japan was raping, pillaging, and taking over everything in their sphere of influence and our allies Australia and New Zealand were next on their list.
Are you really so fucking naive?
>>768048698
They did kinda
Also japan surrendered three times, before the first nuke, after the test, and after the first nuke AND after the second.
It was completely unnecessary.
Stop justifying something you clearly don't know shit about.
>>768048698
>that US propaganda
>"yes we had to use nukes, because invasions would mean hundreds of thousands of people dead"
>civilian friendly story compared to "we used nukes because we wanted to test the effects on real humans from blasts of uranium and plutonium yields"
>still to this day Americans think they did the right thing to save lives, killed massive amounts of civilians in the process, and still think Japan attacked US out of the blue at Pearl Harbor
America - land of the sheep
>>768049039
Doesn't matter what the reason was... when you blockade ships that is an act of war you fucking retard. It's an aggressive action.
And you call me an idiot, wow, talk about YOU being so NAIVE.
>not an act of war if you do tha right thang
>>768048865
I don't protest shit, that's low level terrorism buddy. Im a good boy.
If you feel that way then what can i say? I don't really give a fuck? I don't exist to pander to your idea of how i should live or what i should believe or how i should communicate. I also don't need you to validate my existence or beliefs.
>>768049080
here boys am here fur skuds n good patter otherwise gtf
how does talkin aboot nuking japan have any relevance tldr
>>768049080
>America - land of the sheep
fuck! naow I hae to worry that a fucken scotchman who hae a wee prick wan tae ram me bum
>>768049375
you no got school in the mornin hen?
>>768049435
If I wanted to rape a sweating pig I would just buy a pig, besides even my 10 inch dick couldn't navigate past the 500lbs of Ameriflab to find your arse.
>>768049375
Continue
>>768049056
Nope, they did not. You're wrong, the only surrender was the unconditional one that was obtained from them. Need I post the instruments of surrender yet again?
>>768047614
sounds shite. mind last time I was in Troon it was like that too. No that there's usually much goin on in Troon mind.
>>768049225
Probably not really a blockade, more like preventing japan from attacking allied commerce and shipping.
>>768049435
Ram Jam!
>>768049676
They surrendered twice, but the US rejected their surrender because the Japanese would give them complete control.
Besides their idea of a peace treaty was unacceptable, and that was done by design, so they could test the nukes.
Can't Americans figure it out that the US does this shit all the time, from Nerve Gassing, to Agent Orange, to Nukes etc?
anycunt got pictures that just scream scheme ride?
>pic related
>>768049952
gonnae fuck off ya weapon
make another thread for this shite
>>768049116
More of the blonde?
>>768036875
>>768050091
>>768049848
More of her?
>>768049676
start yer ain thread ffs scawtland hid nae war wae the japs but if wae did you kin bet we widnae need tae bomb the fukkers just charge in wae the auld dirks and pikes and pipes aye? widda rekt them wae a ten fit pole up thur arseholes wyl the pipes play a jaunty choon for the burds tae gobble us alang tae
Ye ken?
>>768050078
Couldn't help to hear that like you were an angry 1 incher ned.
Did anyone get a sighting of the peeping tom caught beasting a juvenile in the men’s toilets in Edinburgh Asda last year? Asking for a friend... who has absconded on his sentance and moved to Finland.
>>768050190
Thanks man
Anymore ass? That looks amazing
>>768050336
actual hurt ma feelings ya dick its 2 inches
>>768050125
Morrrrrrrreeeeeee
>>768050902
What a fucking smile on her
seen a bunch of lassies wearing the same as the blonde here in the last while man maste av ever spunked when I saw an auld school mate (same year to beta to talk to her) wearing it
some othercunt must huv a few pictures of durties
get um oot
>>768051128
Nae panties on bai
>>768051230
if I knew her id probably would north or south of the clyde?
What's the gay scene like in scotland?
>>768051230
>>768051374
well every year in my school had its ceremonial poof so id imagine if you knew were to look you could get the clap in your first night
>>768049571
>If I wanted to rape a sweating pig I would just buy a pig
if i wanted to rape a sweating pig Id just buy yer mum its cheaper
>>768051451
>>768051417
canny chug tae clouds mate
>>768036875
Slangevar
>>768041698
the deep fried mars bars thing started in melbourne australia. You can't claim them as scottish faggot. Sorry.
>>768051466
Was thinking the older ones, not a pedo.
>>768051637
Where abouts in Austria?
Your English is really good by the way.
>>768051712
well they grow up obviously fs
its no lit they have an expiry date
>>768046271
Everyone keeps telling me the food in scotland is stodge. That shit looks alright to me.
>>768046731
stop forcing this boring bullshit meme you fucking newfag cuck.
>>768051374
ask yer dad
>>768049952
They didn't surrender twice, and what's your point?
>>768051840
stodge?
n its class deep fried looks shite sometimes but tastes 10/10
>>768051277
Not sure was posted in uk thread before
>>768051782
> expiry date
Topkek
was thinking more along the lines of nights out and stuff i wasn't wondering wether they had them or not lol
>>768049790
are they from Edinburgh?
>>768051946
With that dot on her head I thought her indian or paki
>>768051946
Kinky
>>768052060
shes just shite at make up a hink
newchan.tk has got a scotland board
>>768052176
I posted the first few skuds but forgot the url cheers mate
>>768049080
I thought Scotland was the land of the sheep? isn't that what we are supposed to be discussing?
>>768052288
naw thats just aberdeen
>>768052288
>hought Scotland was the land of the sheep
all the sheep there wear disguises so they don't get raped
>>768052451
thats some piss poor tattoo skills there
newchan.tk / imageboards / scot /
keep this link bookmarked bois
get your best on er
Moray
>>768052451
might aswell spunk on ma brehers fridge n fuck up ma neices drawings
>>768052559
they are using newchan.org too it seems
>>768052451
this bitch went to russian prison or something? what's with the tats?
>>768036875
a bunch of english cucked drunks too afraid to run their own country
>>768052725
A lot of people have started doing them themselves....
>>768052836
fuck me someone knocked a kid out with it needs a new home done tattoo to cover them strechies
>>768046333
Fucking this. Let us get on with it you English cunts. Let my people go.
>>768052866
i am poslih immingrant living in uk and i confirm. Scots are scum.
>>768046894
Naw. Get yourself straight tae fuck. You cunts are basically English.
>>768047136
This could be from an Irivine Welsh novel well in my son.
>>768053509
you gonna leave coz of brexit?
Anyone here from the Port?
>>768052903
like a bunch of gulag bait d-generate stews at hard labour in camp shitstink, siberia? jesus, just how fucked is your fucking country, scotsman?
>>768053690
what port
>>768048338
Toi ya bass
>>768053894
Port Glasgow
Reagan, Ayr
>>768036875
SCOTLAND ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!
>>768053509
Fuck off back to Poland then.
>>768053940
Nice. More?
i voted yes, the disappointment of a lifetime finding out i was surrounded by a bunch of shitebags
>>768053924
Aye for the anon posting i was on the scottish thread months ago never on /b/ no more and i was surprised how she looked now . Like this pic is not bad but apparently she did have a kid not 100% and can confirm she was on the game.
Would still like to source the skype vid seen countless screencaps but video never materialized
>>768043126
Aye
>>768053924
The boy was a fucking fanny anyway, but it amused me to think of her getting rattled by all comers when he was trying to act like a rock star....
>>768053996
I'II NOTIFY YER NEXT O' KIN...THAT YA SUCKED!
>>768054293
I lost contact with her around the time she dated him. He looked like a douchebag i get what you are saying
>>768054058
>>768054293
>>768054412
Heard he was a cunt but never knew well enough to judge. Had a swagger, I mind that.
>>768036875
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!
>>768054553
fapped to this a few times.I wonder if we have met before?
>>768054612
should you not get to bed little boy school tomorrow
>>768054612
And where are you from, faggot?
>>768054223
Yeah because why would we want independence when we're ruled by leftist scum, independence will come when true nationalism does.
>>768054796
England fag lord
>>768054854
Fuck me look at the dirt under then fingernails
Any cunts here fae cumbernauld? AKA the biggest shitehole on planet earth , yet to see a few pics of slags from here
>>768054854
Weird she always seemed gettable in that sense probably because she was a bit weird. I only knew her over a small period of time . I never tried anything as at the time she had a partner and was a genuine good guy . She would always get deep conversation wise but i could never take her seriously or sometimes it go from 1 to 100 on the scale and i really disliked the kind of tortured soul vibe about her but i guess that is more a reflection on me being less tolerable .
>>768055232
Aye, she was deffoo gettable, lol....
Gangbangs, pissing, the lot.
>>768055452
new mel stuff never seen this post moar plox
>>768055452
Bet she still is.
Not that I'd want to anymore but wouldn;t mind seeing pics or vids if a brave anon feels like taking one for the team.
>>768055832
nope man remember she used to wave at a guy in neros ayr right not my ilk
>>768036875
shithole!...full of dirty jocks.
>>768055832
>>768055946
>>768055832
Oh maaan fuck no. I mind the state of some of them. Cunt with a sword and the likes.
>>768056354
any more at least this is fappible only one i have saved since the saga
>>768056652
do we have such things anymore ? is this a Scotland thing the paper?
>>768042465
am fucking ashamed that cunts like you come from the same country that i do
