Ask an ex subway employee anything!
I'll answer via vocaroo
>>768041465
Is the bread fresh?
>>768042351
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZZqj4BSrr
Bump
Curious
no question, but i just picked up some subway
>>768043436
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kJqQZxceNY
What did ya get?
>>768041465
Ever had your feet licked? Would you mind it?
>>768041465
I went to Subway yesterday and got a 12" Italian B.M.T. on Italian bread, with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, mayonnaise, mustard, vinegar, oil, extra salt and pepper, a large bag of Doritos, three cookies, and a large Dr. Pepper. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and reading my kindle when I glanced up and saw the Subway worker I ordered from was outside vaping.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes and 32 seconds before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort and bliss again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Subway restaurant, but that is another story.
I went to Subway for dinner last night and got two 12" Meatball Marinaras on Italian Herbs & Cheese bread, each with provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, a cup of the soup of the day, four cookies, and two large Dr. Pepper. As I was paying the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.
That really bothered and agitated me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and much more noisy rather than being inside my vehicle reading my kindle and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
So my question to you is how do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>768041465
>Never been to a Subway before
>Decide to bend it like Jared
>Go to the counter and order the meatball sub
>They ask what bread I'd like with it
>Start sweating
>Tell them original
>They don't know what I mean
>Keep repeating "original bread" over and over
>They just grab a loaf and ask if I want six inches
>Get flustered but try to reign in my anxiety
>"Heh heh nah I'm seven and a half so lets to that"
>The silence killed me
>See they have guacamole
>Tell them I want guacamole on it too
>They say they don't have guacamole
>Think they're just messing with me
>Sweat harder
>Tell them I think they do
>They tell me they don't make guacamole but they could put avocado on it if I prefer
>Scoff at them and say sure
>Tells me it'll be an upcharge
>Scoff again and tell them to load it up then
>Finally reach the till
>They ring me up and ask for the total
>I hand them my card
>They swipe it
>Then swipe it again
>Once more
>My card was declined all three times
>Stutter out an apology and hand them my other card
>This one is bent and cracking due to leaving it in the wash
>They look at it and shake their heads
>Swipe
>Swipe it a few more times
>Keeps getting an error
>Inform me that payment isn't going through
>By this point three people behind me are waiting to pay
>Tell them to give me my card back and I'll do it myself
>They hand it to me
>Swipe
>Swipe once more
>It works
>Laugh and say it just needed a bit of love
>Bob head when saying this
>They straight-face tell me to have a nice day
>By this point visible pit-stains and a damp spot on belly
>Walk out and eat in car
>Employees capable of seeing me from counter
>Catch them glancing over every now and then
>The sub wasn't that good either
>>768043690
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EljANLXtbc
>>768043612
my usual, italian bmt
do they usually have just 1 person holding down the entire store?
>>768043774
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ag9pGnqU2C
>>768043852
Oh yeah but licking asshole is fine...judgemental cunt.
>>768041465
>>768042810
>>768043612
>>768043852
>>768043977
Ur voice is so cute fren.
>>768041465
bra size?
>>768043805
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ey1E46guDn
>>768043774
you went to subway twice yesterday and got 3 feet of sandwich total?
>>768041465
Do you ever touched the food with your dick?
Do you lean on the sandwiches on purpose? You lean over the toilet too. Sick fucks.
>>768044141
Some of us have crippling social anxiety!
>>768044144
Yes, congrats you can read.
>>768043865
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHkASgZRUO
>>768044312
thanks
>>768044050
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qCp5W2xgKG
>>768043774
Nice copy pasta faggot
>>768044103
Aw thanks!
>>768044105
36C
>>768041465
Why u leave? What do u do now? Wage then? Wage now?
>>768044152
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0c0MpMGvbBK
>>768044466
lmaooo enjoy ur vanilla sex life and trying to get a guy who can only ever fuck u in one position
>>768044515
>36C
>>768044515
Staying here till 404
>>768044466
maybe not licking, but feet can be pretty, especially in high heels
>>768044269
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OjfUodT7PP
>>768044655
God I wish u made me a sub and touched it with ur bare hands, even better if they were sweaty
You sound cute... Pic? c:
Have you had Sex on your work?
What's your fav sub? Which salsas mixture you like the most?
>>768044542
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jh5JyyqnXP
>>768044660
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NniexZGzqb
>>768044823
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0K5OfepAgHG
>>768045160
How old are you
>>768045160
>4yrs at Subway
Fucking kek
>#metoo
Oh fuck off
>Grinding out a tough job
Respect
>NEET femanon
Noice
>>768045008
Ok I guess
>>768045034
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VbciRaPFGE
>>768045406
Call them niggresses :)
>>768045159
I actually really loves the cold cut. It's simple
can you rap this?
>I always pull up on them crip niggas bc i rep that blood shit, you know what im saying my nigga? i don't fuck with those crip fucks. Always stay strapped with that muthafuckin uzi ready to cap a nigga's ass if he get caught lackin on my side of town. don ever let me catch you wearing anything but that rojo, and if I do, i promise that will be the end of yo stanky ass. I'll put three more holes in yo anus and bust yo head off with my mf sawed off shotgun. don't fuck with my niggas bc we got niggas everywhere. we gon pull up on yo ass anywhere you go. Don fuck with me either cuz if you do, them gangmembers finna bust a nut deep inside your daughter's tight pussy but shoot the fuck outta that uterus when they finished. they finna tie up yo wife and beat her unconscious only to cut off her limbs and make dinner but use the torso as a fleshlight. we the hardest niggas that ever existed and we will not hesitate to gun yo soft ass down.
>preferrably mumble rap
>get ready for zero lyrical structure
>>768045633
screenshot from 420
>kek
>>768045684
bump
>>768045633
Wow didn't think you'd be this cute
>>768045436
I'm 28
>>768045606
Also im not a #metoo whiner. I never whined about it. Im a grown ass woman and i dealt with it lol
>>768045633
looking like a fucking cake with all that makeup. Whoever told you to lighten up was prolly reasoned bc lots of these caked out mf's are cuter w/o 3.5 inches of sephora on their face
>>768045715
Yea i was having a bbq that day
>>768045765
To be fair I looked like crap when I was working there...didnt give a fuck about making myself presentable
>>768045959
Um honey I'm not wearing much makeup at all...literally mascara, foundation and light eyeshadow
This is my heavy makeup
>>768046020
Can't currently vocaroo anymore :(
Im not home alone now
>>768046109
oh good god.
>frantically reaching for holy water hidden inside my empty condom box
>>768046109
You look gorgeous. I can imagine it won't be difficult to find a job with that pretty face. How much do you weight?
>>768046109
Any amount of foundation is too much makeup :s
>>768046268
not really a question to ask boi
>>768046176
How many family members do you have? What's the financial situation of your family?
>>768046109
Fuckkk, please post feet pics
>>768046268
Yea I might have a pretty face but I'll be honest. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed so I'm terrified of being hired and then when they realize im a slow learner theyll let me go....granted once I learn the job I know I'm a damn good worker but It takes a while for me to catch on
>>768046309
Don't take it personal. You told that you where not in a very good physical condition, but you have a very pretty face. just want to get the whole picture
>>768046307
Eh not really. I have almost perfect skin aside from some freckles so my foundation is pretty sheer
another subway worker here, still employed. if your favorite sub inst the veggie patty you are wrong.
also did you put a fuckload of extras in to your sub and make sure it dint turn up on the variance?
>>768046268
Oh shit and I forgot the other question I'm 5'5 and 140 pounds.
>>768046668
Fuck off! Go jerk somewhere else
>>768046353
Well by family I mainly mean just my parents.
My parents are good financially they just wanted me to keep my own income
>>768046739
2edgy5me
>>768046739
fucking reddit
>>768046739
Summer came early
>>768046669
Veggie patty actually wasn't that bad but I just liked the cold cut better.
And I put anything I wanted in my sandwich and my manager didn't give a shit
>>768046109
TITS OR GTFO
>>768046697
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>768041465
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>768046535
That wasn't me (OP) that.you replied to
>>768046949
Grow some balls
>>768046949
Nah I'm good
>>768044103
>>768044293
>>768044742
>>768045765
look:
>>768046984
this is how you come across
>>768046409
bump for this
Tits or gtfo
Then followed immediately by
Sharpie in pooper
Then we talk subway
Fucking /b what a bunch of whiteknight faggots.
/b 2018
>maybe if I act like a really nice guy (on fucking 4chan) we could Skype and have a LDR
>>768047031
5,5 and 140 pounds is a really good shape girl
>>768046764
What type of 'real' job would you want to get?
>>768047181
Go jerk somewhere else faggot
>>768047186
aaaaw thank you
you got kik?
>>768047281
Nice try
>>768047181
I think people forget rule 16 of the internet:
There are NO girls on the internet.
>Mfw OP is a 10 year old boy squeaker and using pics of a girl as 'proof'
>>768047269
Not jerking at all cunt. Take your cake face, plant it in a pillow, stuff a sharpie up your ass and show us, or leave.
Ffs
>>768047181
>newfriends trying to be old
>>768045160
You have a real beautiful voice and you look good
>>768047429
Been here since '13, definitely still counts as new but fuck when did the cuck whiteknights take over
>>768047252
Well to be honest I never thought of myself as someone who could do a professional job well.
I grew up seeing my mom being a housewife.
Cooking and cleaning is what I do best and I've been told I'm very nuturing.
I've always wanted to be a housewife...the thought of cleaning and cooking for my man just brings me absolute happiness.
>>768045160
well. fuck your family.
>>768047555
Nice trips
Tits or gtfo
>>768047364
Well damn that's mean...im 28 lol
>>768047269
>>768047476
Thanks anon!
>>768047540
I'm not sure, I rarely come on /b/ anymore but it's threads like this that causes exactly that. What the hell happened.
>>768047540
2012-ish?
>>768047669
Tits or gtfo
>>768047574
Yea I'm still a little butthurt that they didn't care about all that happening.
Well my mom did but my dad's more of the boss and I didn't want to let him down...
>>768047706
>Implying
>>768047855
Tits or gtfo.
>>768047725
Where are you in the us?
Say this (your voice is amazing)
"Fuck the day shift. Cory, Warren, Shawn, oscar. Tiny dick assholes"
>>768048053
I'm in california
>>768047031
Kik lamartifiza
>>768048105
I currently had to stop the vocaroo. I'm not alone anymore and I don't want people to think I'm crazy lol
>>768047977
> :^)
>>768048219
Tits ir gtfo
I'd clap dem cheeks ngl
>>768048219
Do it right quick. These assholes deserve to hear it!
what about feet pics?
>>768048119
Hehe, to far away for me. I am in Europe. Was nice hearing your voice. Do it again some day or better open your YouTube channel.
>>768042810
>Making bread
I guess in the future I'll ask for a "no bread" sandwich just to ease the burden of making bread from you lazy fucks
>>768048456
Yea I actually do want to make my own YouTube channel I just rather not do it alone though. I'd rather have someone star on it with me lol.
>>768048522
Making bread isn't as easy as it seems anon. It takes 2 hours to make 60 pieces
>>768041465
You have a beautiful voice. Do you have a beautiful face to match?
i sense your voice. you are not a whore.
Vocaroo my message. Am only one left here
>>768048823
Nvm- I just saw your pics. 10/10
>>768048740
Good luck with it. You already have a channel name in mind? How do I find you?
>>768041465
Does asking for every ingredient on a wich piss you off?
>>768048870
Haha well that's a bit odd but thank you for saying that.
To be honest I was a bit whorey when I was single but I've been taken for 4 years and I love every second of it
>>768049187
Well not yet really ..im always on here so it's not hard to run into me.
People here usually call me vocaroochan
>>768049501
Okay. So hope to see you soon. I am off now, since it's really late here. Cu and have a nice one
>>768049399
>I've been taken for 4 years and I love every second of it
So you are married, or the bastard is toying with you? 4 years is too long to be dating/engaged.
>>768048740
This generation is so fucked. YouTube channel... Jesus. Why don't you aspire to actually be something and go to school or get an actual job and make something of yourself. You have like 1% chance of making any money off of YouTube. And why the fuck are you on a pedo website and surprised that people are asking to see your sphincter wink?
>>768049399
You're in a 4 year relationship you love yet you're on this dogshit website desperately whoring for attention. Riiight.
Hi vocaroochan I'm not staying in this thread but I want you to know I used to work at subway too. It sucked. Have nice day
>>768049826
I don't think 4 years is too long without being married.
Only reason we haven't married yet is because we want a better housing situation. Currently working on getting our own place together and once we do we've already decided to get married
>>768041465
>>768049845
This is not a pedo website, this is an anime website where posters often consider pedophilia a humorous topic.
>>768049845
What? Who said I'm suprised?
Stop being edgy dude
>>768041465
how many people you have ask you for a chicken pizzaola
>>768050196
Kik?
>>768049966
I m not whoring for attention lol.
If you don't wanna give it to me I'm more than fine lol I'm just bored passing the time
>>768050177
until CP actually gets posted and everyone acts like a good little boy in case any party vans are watching
>>768050092
Has your boy some pasta?
>>768050259
I've never had that lol
>>768050345
Wut
>>768050092
>I don't think 4 years is too long without being married.
Are you are on birth control pills? And do you want to have children together at some point?
>>768050674
Yea I'm on birth control. We were actually against kids for a good long while but recently we changed that.
Though I'm still going to take the birth control until I feel we are financially ready to have one
I just ordered a 6 inch tuna, on cheese and herb bread, with pepperjack cheese and chipotle sauce. It was about $5.25, which seemed more expensive than normal. I looked it up, and I think he overcharged me by 50 cents.
Did he do that on purpose?
>>768050801
One of the most common long term effects of birth control pills is infertility. You might be barren.
>>768051043
oh, and spinach
>>768041465
Are you Jared ?
>>768051043
Yes
Kill him
>>768051043
Seemed about the right price.
Also eating in and taking out are charged different.
Dine in is taxed.
At least that's how it works here
>>768051226
>Taxing an already taxed meal
Flipping cool
>>768051050
No it's not...im sorry but I've been very active with my reproductive health and I've been to plenty of gynos.
Every one of them says that my BC would not effect my fertility.
Sorry but I tend to believe an actual doctor rather than a random guy online lol
>>768051095
Nope sorry
>>768051226
Ah, thanks. I ate out, but I didn't tell him, so I'm guessing he charged me for eating in.
>>768049826
Are you retarded? Marriage is an age old tradition that should be getting weened out as we become more advanced and aware. Who needs a piece of paper to show that they want to be with a person? Retards
>>768051443
well.... did jared molest you ?
>>768051360
No tax is a one set thing as far as I know.
If you get a cold sandwich to go then there is no tax.
If that sandwich is toasted or dine in then that's where the tax is added
>>768051484
Did you get it toasted?
That also would be the reason for the tax
>>768051681
I did, yeah
>>768051409
>>768051582
No mate, check your receipt, I've never not been taxed at Subway
>>768051511
It's not the piece of paper I care about at all.
That's what my bf used to say a long time ago.
It's to celebrate our love. To lock yourselef in a ceremonial bond with someone seems like an ultimate form of love and I like that. I could give a shit less about the paper
>>768051725
That's why...all hot food is taxed
>>768051681
Hell! I get mine ever so slightly toasted all the time. It's costing me .50 for 15 seconds of a toaster. Screw that. (I never knew but will deff ask the next time.) Thx.
Bump
Why not just work at a different Subway? Is there only one by you? How about Starbucks I always hear it’s a pretty good job.
>>768041465
what's the emergency protocol if someone randomly dies on the job while serving a sandwich?
>>768054447
I wanted to but I'm afraid that once they see I've worked there for 4 years and I still don't know how to do certain things they'll judge harshly.
You see at my subway there was no real training and we were stuck just learning visually when there's a lot of protocol to actually follow and my manager never wanted to teach us new things.
Like say if ask to be taught how to cut vegetables correctly. He would say "d int worry about that I'll do it...you just do something else"
So after years of that we would only have people who knew how to do certain things and even the things they did know weren't the "correct way" in doing them.
So that's why I'm kind of ashamed to go to another subway...theyll assume i know everything based on my years of being there and then I'll have to awkwardly convince them that my old subway didn't want to teach me alot.of things
>>768054918
scratch that, what if it's a spontaneous combustion? as if, someone just randomly explodes everywhere. for no reason.
Why did you stop doing vocaroo replies?
>>768055051
Sounds like you have low self esteem, your thoughts go to a negative place too easily. You must have shitty people in your life. You only think you are dumb because you have no support system. A place like subway is looking for dependable people that have a track record. You have that. They don’t care how you can or cannot slice vegetables, you can just explain to them the asshole at your subway didn’t do things the right way.
>>768041465
im current subway employee
did you have to weigh out meat portions?
>>768055623
I'm not alone anymore lol
I was only doing them when i was by myself
>>768055964
Yea technically we have to but must of us who did the meat knew our potions and knew what the right amount looked like. And yea we tested our portions before and we were pretty spot on.
Though for new people we just had them use the portion scoops
>>768056199
I only do when the store owner is there because he is a cuck
>>768055960
Well yea. Being told that your retarded by your manager( along with many other things) for 4 years can kind of fuck with your esteem lol
Can you say:
"I love you Adam"
>>768056286
Yea pretty much we all tried to do things as correct as possible when the owner was around.
Did customers hit on you a lot? Would love to hear some pick up lines.
>>768044344
You seem really vanilla. What kinky stuff do you like?