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what is /b/ drinking?
>>704340429
Miller light since 1:30 cdt thinkin boy drunk drivin to let's have a hamburger and more Miller light
>>704341194
pic me desu
Becherovka
Tastes like a sad christmas eve. But thats all I have.
>>704341405
pic me my man
>>704341194
**> Miller light thinking about drunk >driving to jt's to have a hamburger and >more Miller light
Kek
balvenie 14, rum cask
>>704340429
My sorrows.
>>704340429
5th beer now, its been Harp and Lech
>>704341500
Fuk it can't do anything rite rite now obviously so not driving to jt's Lel's
Jim Bean and Leinenliugel's Oktoberfest
>>704341898
Germanfag or jus playing along?
>>704340429
I haven't had a drink in 3.5 weeks. Probably the longest I've been sober since the age of 18. I'm drinking two of these tonight though. Fuck it.
>>704342063
playing alone. stuff was on sale so I said fuck it.
>>704340429
Can only afford water tonight, chum. Maybe next week.
R&R apple with coke
coffee
coffee
coffee
alcohol is for faggot
>>704340429
I'm a fan off the jack faggot op but I'm pourfag so when I do drink bourbon it's Jim beam jus not the same tho
>>704342301
reroll
>>704340429
Spa water! I love water.
>>704340429
Natty Ice tall boys. because broke, and, didn't feel like Natty daddy.
>>704342120
Cannot fault the thought process anon it gets the job done
> Pic unrelated
Bit it's caturday and I'm pretty tipsy so there's my family tried to get his face but he's an asshole
>>704340429
Bumping with my wife's jugs cause "bewbies" on a different note tho why are we getting drunk and browsing /b/
>>704341488
Sigh
>>704340796
/thread
Trying to save up some cash so currently on Red Label.. ugh.
>>704340429
Guinness and Jack Daniels, the same thing I drink every night Pinky!
>>704344217
Me, im w8ing to hit a graduation party.
Drinking some brazilian heineken and blasting death metal. Let this saturday night last forever!
this fucking four loko shit
>>704340429
Just finished my 3rd rum and coke. I'm all out of coke and cant drink rum straight. So im probably done.
home brew. irish red
>>704340429
Gin and Tonic.
>>704344833
Good man. Hendrick's is my favorite gin.
>>704344691
Ok, nevermind that part about stopping. I just.found out we have apple.cider. switching to rum and cider.
>>704340429
The Macallan.
Aw yu Ameriwanks dinnae ken a fine drink fleein in tha air.
Scottish whiskey is tha best in tha world, tha shite yu aw drink is pish, ye hav tha nerve to call it "Scotch (fuckin) whisky".
Git a real fuckin drink ye bawbags.
>>704344917
I was just going to ask if you had no other mixers. Even lemon juice would work.
>>704345005
Yup. Looks like im just about out of cider too. Probablh switch to pink lemonadr after tgis.
>i really shouldnt try to post when im drinkibg, but this is actually fun.
>>704340429
>>704340796
Samedrink
Functioning alcoholic here. Miller Lite 9 pack a night. If I have a day off the following day I like to enjoy some Four Roses as well.
>>704340429
Harámbe spooge and tonic.
>>704344665
Always wanted to try that shit.
Anyone know where to find it in the lansing michigab area?
>>704345256
Kek
>>704344885
A Spanish style gin and tonic with Hendricks gin is just about the best summer drink there is.
Oban, 18 yr
Modelo
Rum and cider in an a&w glass. What could be better?
>>704345394
Fuck four lokos. Tastes like someone ate a whole bag of Jolly Ranchers and then vomited in your mouth. Joose was always better
>>704345721
Ok. where can i find that shit?
markers ftw
>>704340429
speedway stout tonight
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/396/3833/
Drinking fireball tonight cause I can
>>704345896
Well its decent to get drunk on
Pussy juice
>>704344999
shouldn't that be fowkin not fuckin
>>704346058
sauceee
>>704345256
kek
>>704345804
Not sure anymore. After the whole Four Lokos scare, Joose dropped their alcohol content by half. If you can find it at the original strength let me know.
>>704346173
Lost sauce anon
>>704345561
Doesn't have to be Spanish style. It's great straight or with tonic. I make elderflower liqueur and mix it with Hendrick's as well.
>>704346227
Ill take a look around mt area. I doubt ill br able to find it though. If i do find it, itll be walmart or some place like that.
>>704340429
>>704345262
You are a fucking disgrace of a man. Grow up , and drink some real beer.
R&R. and with a smile
>>704346597
omg your cock is so pretty. I'd love to suck it
>>704340429
Off work on a Saturday for the first time in... I think 11 months? Cooking for the gf and having a glass of wine at the moment (pic related- Alsatian Pinot Gris is GOAT with rabbit), but I've got some armagnac earmarked for later in the evening.
Cheers /b/ros!
>>704346597
>>704345262
>Miller lite
This is a drinking thread faggot. Get that shit out of my face
>>704346695
Real beer? You have a suggestion for me that has a greater alcohol content per oz when compared to price?
>>704344586
é noiz
>>704346918
>pinot gris
My nigga. I've got a spare blaufrankisch, do you like that shit?
Sip of Sunshine
>>704347219
Little more expensive but killians irish red is bretty gud.
>>704346880
Thanks... Imma just pretend you're a Femanon.
Anyway, I'll stop now because this is supposed to be about drinking, not faggotry.
>>704344770
looks amazing
>>704347371
I am a female, lol. Ugh, you're so yummy.
Modelo and that new alcoholic seltzer.
>>704347371
>>704347488
Rule 16:
>there are no girls on the internet
drinking a few of these lil fuckers
>>704340429
>>704347613
I can pretend.
>>704347744
IK LUST WEL EEN PILSJE AH AH AH AH AH
>>704347219
I live in Germany. I dont think you could get ahold of any of the beers I know.
Nothing with "Lite" or "Ice" after it and you should be fine.
>>704340429
Black Velvet and Coors Light.
>>704348020
What is wrong with all of you faggots drinking lite beer....
>>704347835
Oh, wow...that's just..yeah. I'm going to play with my pussy to this.
>>704347925
Weihenstephaner, Paulaner, Franzikaner, or Spaten?
>>704348067
>pussy
kek'd
>>704348067
>Having a pussy
> on /b/
No one is buying your bullshit fred.
![tap-water[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kdyY9rq.jpg "tap-water[1].jpg")
>>704340429
I don't get payed, till tomorrow.
>>704348065
Not me, I posted the vodka but im having this too
>>704348193
>>704348160
For realsies? lmao..That's alright.
>>704345262
Four Roses. Much respect deserved. That's a good bourbon!
Water, because I'm not an autist
>>704348147
If youre gunna drink Hefe sure.
For a nice pills look for Radeberger or Rothaus.
>>704348065
I'm drinking whiskey with it.
>>704346438
do you have a recipe for the liqueur? that sounds fantastic
hofbrau lager in what I think it an authentic german mug
>>704348419
I guess thats ok then. Its important to follow hard alchohol with a nice amount of water to keep hydrated.
>>704348067
>>704348492
fuck
>>704345804
they have em here in AZ
12% and everything, taste like alcoholic sunny D
>>704346124
No.
>>704348560
>Authentic german mug
You wouldnt catch a german drinking out of that touristy abomonation.
>>704347925
When I do "splurge" on beer I enjoy Stiegel. It's Austrian, but it tastes so good.
>>704340796
I'm actually jealous
>>704348711
Well my German aunt gave me it so I dunno.
four loko, horse piss flavor
>>704348723
Why are you drinking "Lite" anything then bro. If you cant afford beer, dont drink beer. But dont settle for that crap.
>>704348452
Sure. Give me a sec and I'll include a pic of the finished product.
>>704348825
I have to say though, whoever poured the beer did it typical german style
Well done
>>704348067
tits or gtfo
>>704340429
Russian standard shots and chase with fresh orange , Polska.
>>704348986
>Falling for obvious bait
Jesus Hitler Christ /b/
What happened to you
>>704349251
O man.... That hurt.
No Producer of what americans call "Scotch" would ever call it Scotch.
>>704348281
tits or gtfo >>704348067
>>704347488
>>704349251
Walmart sell booze now? What is this
>>704349416
Euro laws mean that you can't call it Scotch unless its made in Scotland. So that generic scotch may be cheap and nasty - but it's technically genuine
>>704348969
I poured it while sitting on my shitter
Titos Vodka and Seven Up. Vodka Seven og pussy niggs
>>704348608
>arizona
Shit... Michigan here.
>>704340429
Tullamore Dew
>>704349692
Anon what the fug
Bud light platinum and jack Daniels
>>704348912
Here you go, anon.
This is a quart mason jar. I'll add 2 cups of fresh elderflower, 2 tablespoons of granulated cane sugar, and fill the rest with gin/vodka. Keep in a dark place and shake daily. Strain after 2 weeks, although the longer you keep it aging, the more complex the flavor becomes. Right at 2 weeks it has a strong anise hint, it deepens into a completely different animal after 4-5 weeks of aging. The more amber it becomes, the better the flavor.
BY THE POW ER OF GREUSKOLL
>>704349858
Ugh worst hangover this morning from that shit bro
>>704350009
I also make elderberry and vodka liqueur. I'm sipping on that this evening. It comes out dark, royal purple in color. Drink too much and vomit...you'll think you're puking blood.
>>704350009
that looks fantastic, definitely going to give it a try, cheer anon!
>>704349717
PUSSSY
>>704340429
Glenfarclas 12yo
>>704350279
>>704350300
why do you say that?
>>704350293
Where are you located, anon? I can tell you if you can find elderflower. Regardless, good luck with your liqueur making endeavors and cheers.
>>704345394
it is really bad. Especially the lemonade shit
>>704340429
Anyone ever had Teeling Whiskey? I'm sipping on it right now. So god damn smooth.
>>704340429
couple shots of cuervo
this awesome shit right here
>>704350649
Yes, I've had the Teeling Small Batch.
It was quite good, lots of vanilla and quite rummy
>>704350649
small batch or single malt? tried the small batch before, it's very good for an irish whiskey
>>704346918
Sup wine bro, currently chilling at home alone after some cooking and drinking a white wine from Alsace. I'm foremost a craft beer and hated wine but I've really been coming on to it lately.
>>704350897
Cheers Anon
>>704350730
Where are you, how do you have Dogfish Head over there? I live 15 mins from the brewery and have never seen that bottle style from them before.
>>704340429
Half half with applejuice
>>704350923
Single Malt. Fantastic.
>>704349755
YUM and checked
Jim Beam Black, has that nice charcoal finish to it.
>>704350568
Here's the elderberry liqueur, made following a similar recipe to the elderflower batch.
>>704351495
Jesus, I need to work on my picture-taking skills.
>>704350051
What in the fuck is that?
>>704344999
Ahh those sherry oak casks make quite a delicious taste. Well met anon.
>>704351623
Something illiterates, such as yourself, are unable to decipher.
A bottle of bodacious wine.
I'm deer hunting as well.
>>704351034
Whisky is so much fun.
My favorite whisky of all time is Batch 6 of the Lost Distilleries blend.
Second place must be the Balcones V Brimstone Resurrection.
I really recommend anyone to try them, even if it is just a small sample.
Cheap but fuck it, it gets the job done
>>704348270
Finnish beer
>>704351495
picture is shit, everyone can ram shit into a jar, let it rott for months and call it "aged" you faggot
What's your guys's favorite whisk(e)y in the $20-30 range? Looking for recommendations.
>>704351854
For some reason I just slapped it into a flask this evening and have been sipping here and there.. Very enjoyable and I understand now why the flask is such an attractive option.
>>704347289
Yes. Some cool wine can be made from that. Lots of neat less-known varieties out there- kind of cool to see somewhat of a resurgence in interest in that. Same with old-school production methods, things like orange wine and whatnot.
>>704351028
Nice. I'm a big fan of beer too (and whiskey, and armagnac...)- i just grabbed a few bottles of Trois Musquetaires' bourbon and cognac aged baltic porter yesterday for my cellar- but with food nothing beats wine imo. It brings the best of the food out and vice versa. What are you cooking? I've got a pan roast saddle of rabbit 'en crepinette' (wrapped in caul fat) going on, going to go with sautéed chanterelles, crispy shallots, rutabaga puree, and a jus flavored with black pepper and Damson plum.
>>704352111
vat 69 or teachers
>>704352102
Real nice, picture turned 90° by itself
>>704352444
my man. This shit is delicious. Goes down easy and fucks me up
>>704352040
why does every american craft beer needs the most random ass print on their bottles?
"the green curling gobling in the falcons fangs stout"
>>704352105
Yeah...I acknowledged the pic is shit here >>704351616
Thanks for your input though.
>>704352116
No idea.
Balcones is a pretty big American whisky producer they do a lot of good stuff. The brimstone resurrection is no longer available for sale unless you go to a whisky auction. But it is still possible to get 3cl samples.
The Lost Distilleries any batch is probably harder over all to get in the states and they tend to be quite expensive.
>>704352527
Love it, one of their best beers. gonna be homebrewing my first clone of it in a couple weeks.
>>704352105
What do you know of that "rott" under the cover of alcohol.
I gotta cold. Not for long though.
OE 800 40.oz
Yesterday-- Lean
>>704352611
You don't like cool bottle artwork? Anywho, the beer beer is amazing, that's all I really care about.
>>704352774
the fact that i dont like my booze pickled with weird shit for months, i need that in the next 3 days
>>704352111
I would recommend Glenfarclas heritage.
It is really good for the price. Craft style single malt with a lot of fruit and sherry notes
Old Pulteney is always a good one
Glenmorangie (the original not the weird special releases). Might be a little bit more expensive though.
>>704352795
Nice, JD honey is a solid choice
>>704352874
id like some of that beer beer
>>704353197
No friendo, it isn't, EVER
>>704350828
IPA is shit, i dont understand why its such a big seller.
Its pissing me off that its pushing the porters and stouts out of the grocery store that i usually buy my beer at.
>>704352759
You have to understand our craft brewers are fighting against the big dogs like anheuser-busch inbev and shit, they need to stand out and be unique to grab consumers attention at the store, awesome artwork gets their bottle attention, and what's inside is even better.
I´ve got a nice bonus this year...
so i´ve got myself something nice.
a Macallan fine oak 18y old.
Its pretty good
>>704353052
nice one anon.
this tonight.
>>704353432
Because you can look hip and trendy while getting hammered because of muh alcohol
Drinnnkdinfg
>>704353205
lol just noticed that. i'm wasted so whatever
>>704353739
me too cheers
>>704345721
My nigga
Don't drink those shits anymore but I only fucked with joose
>>704353143
I wouldn't consider it weird, but to each their own.
This lovely bottle
>>704348065
Because I'm fucking broke so I got some tall boys if Coors light
>>704353601
sweet jesus i got my last bottle of this over a year ago, was a classy drunk evening, after that i got the 21 yr old one and it was like a concentrate of the 12 yr
>>704354207
Being broke will do that, anon. I drank Steel Reserve 211 all summer to cut costs.
>>704353601
I really need to start buying and trying whiskey
>>704354614
who really cares, just have a good time and enjoy your drinks anon
Got this one whilst on a weed tourism trip
Cheers boys
>>704354614
Aw shit I was debating to get some 211 decided against it
They fuck you up good
>>704354663
its excellent, this a Macallan 12 year both hit above their price range.
Can pick up either for $50-ish at bevmo, and it is worth it if i say so myself, so smooth and flavorful.
>>704340429
antifreeze
>>704354663
order yourself a whiskey catalog
>>704354738
Exactly, sometimes I'd rather shell out 10 bucks for a 12 pack of cheap instead of 10 bucks for a single 22oz craft.
>>704355026
Another affordable but amazing one is the Bruichladdich 10
>>704340796
This faggot spends money on the name brand shit. You know you can achieve the same euphoric feeling and spend less money right?
>>704354936
Haha! I get the 24oz cans for $1.09 here. Very hard to beat that price/value ratio considering the ABV.
>>704355251
I sipped bleach before cuz someone told me it could get you high but i passed out and had to get my stomach pumped
>>704355380
How salty were you? Get it?
fucking ozarka water...
>>704355566
I wasn't salty i was scared... i should have known it was a bad idea as i raised the cup to my face my eyes began to water... Needless to say i don't hang out with those guys anymore
>>704355586
Solid IPA anon
>>704355380
You drank random household chemicals because someone on the Internet said it was a good idea? I don't feel bad for you.
>>704355982
No.. They said it would get me high.. i didn't drink alot, i think 3 gulps. My face got beat red, my eyes got bloodshot i got lighthead and woke up in an ambulance getting force fed charcoal drink shit
Dale's Pale Ale
>>704355969
IPA's are fucking raunchy tasting.. i mean i like their strength but most pale ales taste like tree bark that has been sitting in water for 5 years
>>704352239
Whoa anon, that's some fancy stuff. I was feelin Mexican so I made some burritos :^)
I want to get into harder liquors but I guess I'll wait until I'm older, can't stomach the taste yet. Wine food pairing is god-tier though. I don't regret drinking an IPA at a god-tier seafood place, but I wonder how it would've been if I were into wine.
>>704355824
Yeah...you don't get it.
>>704340429
There's also a biker block party going one across the street
>>704350279
I'd fuck cheetah print til she bleeds.
>>704356368
No i get it you asked me if i was salty like after i healed or whatever.. No i wasn't i knew those guys were trying to do me harm so i forgave them and moved on. I wasn't salty tho
>>704356335
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>704356488
No, you don't get it. What happens when you combine an acid and a base?
>>704355207
will have to remember that one, always looking for good affordable scotch options.
I like Speysides and Islays most. Highlands are pretty good too, generally.
>>704354927
That one in a trillion chance a paper tray insert gets printed with corrupted text.
>>704356783
Pretty accurate opinion tho.. of course in my opinion
>>704342215
Gross
>>704356813
Image result for what happens when you combine an acid and a base
Mixing a base with an acid results in a chemical reaction called neutralization. The result is a perfectly balanced solution of salt and water with a pH of 7 if the acid and base are balanced properly. Depending on the bases and acids used, it can be a dangerous experiment.
>>704346597
Noice
>>704356337
Nothing wrong with burritos man. I'm a cook professionally so i get lots of practice.
Having a glass of armagnac now, Chateau de Laubade cask strength 1989. Probably my favorite liquor of all. I'd definitely recommend trying armagnac if you never have- it's a French grape brandy aged in oak, like cognac, but it's only distilled once and in a different type of still, which leaves more flavorful compounds and oils in. It's richer and more powerful in flavor, generally, than cognac, and because it doesn't have the same name recognition as cognac, it also tends to be less expensive.
Cheap shit
>>704348067
post tits then fuckin cunt
>>704350279
Wtf why do bitches draw unibrows on their forehead and paint lipstick on the outside of their lips nowadays? Kylie Jenner ruined an entire generation.
>>704351396
I live right by this brewery. A family member works there.Good stuff.
Poorfag reporting
>>704340429
Cocaine , IM snorting whiskey.
Was drinking Rum & Coke, now its Tequila & Coke.
I am basically taking all of the dregs at the end of the spirits. Seems to be working so far.
>>704345721
>not the original
>>704358427
>not sniffing dope
Sleep tight coker
>>704358725
I dont like heroin, have bad family histories with it.
Just like every other night.
s'bretty gud honestly.
best thing I've found under $30/jug
>be lightweight as fuck
>drink 3 glasses of caribou lou anyways
This is the most chill I've been without the help of marijuana.
>>704358869
fuck
>>704358868
Godspeed
>>704340429
My last three played songs cause why not..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0FFK8JSYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDCmc-aqibo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
>Lucifer and his brother , Mormon Jesus, Saviour of the planet earth.
>>704355321
Holy shit that's a steal anon
>>704353197
Thanks you sir.
>>704357093
You neutralize by making a salt.
Anyone try squirt? Ghetto grocery store by my house doesn't carry tonic so I bought this. Really not bad for a 2 ingredient drink. Even had it with Evan Williams last night and was pleasantly surprised
>>704353363
Quit hatin. It objectively goes well with ginger lemon tea.
>>704356783
Underrated, 2 gooses deep right now
>>704359681
That's what you get for living in Mississippi. I'm moving to the San Francisco area soon. Should be a tremendous transition.
>>704353432
This. Fucking tastes harsh and gross. Like biting an old face towel
>>704359356
Third one brings back many lols from old vent and teamspeak chats...
fuck I miss those people..... all these years.
>>704360000
Nice quads
Usually those are 2.50 here in LA. I was also debating to get a 40 of olde English. Taste like shit but strong
>>704355144
How about 10$ for 6 awesome Colorado crafts
>>704360184
Kraken rum is good but that's one ugly bottle IMO
>>704345721
>Certified Color
wtf is that?
>>704356162
How old were you? And is your family financially well off or the other side?
>>704360317
Usually if I buy a six pack of craft I want it to be high in ABV and you can't really get a strong craft for 10
>>704360579
Totally understood.
>logic level 10/10
>would budget with
>>704358192
>>704358427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg
I feel you my nigga.
Miller Lite 32oz Quarts Can
Simply beer at bath
>>704350446
How do you make room in your wardrobe for all of your adidas track suites with all those crumpled up envelopes the government sent you your "disability" checks in ?
To by me zajimalo, kdo tady kali becherovku
>>704361012
Pretty good beer kinda overhyped but good
>>704349801
Kek. Holy shit , how much was that
>>704360241
Not a huge fan of Olde English. I'd much rather have pic related.
>>704361219
Better is pilsner urquell bro
>>704360000
Nice quads.
And yes it will be quite an adjustment.
I lived in San Francisco for a little more than a year. Didn't care for it, myself. Loads of aggressive homeless people who pester you constantly and even try to steal food right off your plate if you're sitting in an outdoor restaurant. My advice is keep your earbuds in all the time when walking down the street. That way you can ignore them and not feel bad about it.
Also, watch where you step. They played a game there called "Human or Animal?" I'll let you figure that one out.
Also, as I'm sure you know, the rent is beyond ridiculous. And if you wanna keep your car, move to Outer Richmond. Or, you can rely on the totally unreliable public transportation they have.
Anyway, good luck in the city.
woodfordreservedistillersselect.jpg
Wouldn't have been able to get my degree without this
>>704360930
I knew there was some trouble
I knew she lost her head
When she started bringing all those power tools to bed
I got the cut in half Blues
Last thing I saw was a big long saw
I got the cut in half Blues
>>704361698
I'll be working at UC Berkeley, so I hope the salary affords for something decent. Still working on that aspect. Your advice is noted. Thanks, anon.
The best for tonight I think
>>704361540
True
>>704361783
Good stuff
>>704361219
>overhyped
Who hypes Heineken?
>>704361890
Oh, you'll be just fine then. I worked for an ad agency in San Francisco and it was a pain. To me, anyway. But where you'll be, you'll never actually have to touch the city, unless you want to on the weekends or something.
Anyway, congrats on the new gig! Sounds like a good one.
>>704362563
Brand?
>>704362563
>mystery beer, viceroy cigs
>>704362611
It's just a postdoc, so I'm not making huge money. Either way, thank you, and I'm looking forward to it.
Given your experience, are there any bad neighborhoods to avoid living in?
>>704362563
>sideways pic
>unknown beer
>shitty cigs
0/10
>>704362915
American cig...
Czech beer
Hidden pub
>>704362774
They haven't made viceroys in 6 years I used to smoke them
>>704355380
You're kind of gullible lol
>>704362563
HOLBA
I'm drunk after 11 beer (0.5ltr)
>>704363366
So I have 13th now
>>704347660
Sounds gay
