I need a snek thread
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I need a snek thread
http://slither.io
https://youtu.be/0_LxM0_LVTI
>>704342427
Story of my life.
>>704341280
NOPE
>>704341280
kek
*Danger Noodle*
contribooting
>>704343587
lol silly snek
>>704343587
Kek
>>704343587
Fookin' ell m8
>>704340422
I believe that is a "glass lizard," not an snek.
>>704340422
fucking dumbass....its a "snake".
I'm guessing you failed out of grammar school, LOL
>>704341402
remember to swap hands after 99 tugs
>>704342427
Snek is /b/tard
>>704343587
>mouse sensitivity too high
>>704343459
what's going on here?
>>704340422
I have a clutch that's about to hatch. They're Ball Pythons and the pairing was a 0.1 Mojave Bumblebee x 1.0 Pastel Lesser Poss. YB
>>704344418
This egg has a big window in it and you can see the snake inside. The pattern looks like a lesser but as time has gone on, it looks more like a pastel lesser.
>>704344289
snek likes boobs
>>704344048
lols
>>704344048
underratted post
>>704341444
Damn, imagine how it would look like if it were venomous.
>>704344518
Snek on snek crime
>>704344604
Hope you get a nice yield.
I got a normal male but I'm looking at getting a female this November a local reptile expo. I'm thinking something either axanthic or a something banana.
Here's my female RTB. Just a year old.
>>704344048
Saw this on Facebook earlier today with the same line. Funny as fuck
>>704345335
>>704341444
>>704344888
checkem
>>704345258
Oh my gosh shes beautiful whats her name?
>>704343418
>>704344518
Can't wait till she's a good 6+ feet.
>>704345258
I also have a RTB. What expo are you going to be going to?
just curious
when did 4chan start using the term "snek"?
>>704344232
>posting JPEG of a WEBM
KYS
>>704345335
>not even once
>>704345399
nice
>>704345554
SO CLOSE
>>704345668
Probably after reddit
>>704345417
Stheno.
It's Medusa's immortal sister. Was said to have red scales and feathers and be the most bloodthirsty of the Gorgon sisters.
I feel like it's a fitting name for a red tail boa, plus she eats like a champ.
>>704345967
>>704345967
This is the tank I keep my RTB in. he's over 5 feet.
>>704345641
White Plains in NY. I went last year. A lot of great vendors. Good prices too. I got Stheno there for like $230
>>704346158
>>704345967
I have 12 Ball Pythons in this rack here. On the floor is my incubator where I have the 5 eggs.
>>704344418
>>704344604
Don't understand the pairing info, but they're very cool. Didn't know that snek eggs had windows.
>>704346204
Lemme guess ... nerve gas ?
>>704346293
I go the the Manchester, NH one. This is my baby snake rack that I made the other day for my hatchlings
>>704346098
Nice. I love how RTB's heads look when they get big. It just looks fearsome. How old is this one? Name?
>>704343459
Pretty hot desu
>>704346316
Also, I'm not sure why this picture uploaded sideways. It's oriented correctly on my computer.
>>704346414
female was a Mojave Bumblebee and the male was a Pastel Lesser (possible yellowbelly)
>>704346158
That's a good sized male. I gotta find a way to keep my tank better heated in winter. Glass sucks at regulating temps. I'm thinking of wrapping the back and sides with cardboard. Thoughts?
>>704346524
He's probably about 2. He's like 5 feet and about 3 lbs. His name is Kevin which is a long story as to how he got that name
>>704345620
How long is that likely to take? I don't know how long they live.
>>704345967
Is that why those little typewriters are called stenographs?
>>704346803
Cover the screen with aluminum foil and use two lamps. Provide some belly heat if necessary. RTBs are a little more resilient than BPs so they can handle temperature fluctuation a little better. The cold side of my tank is usually 83 and the warm side is like 87+
>>704345935
hey anon, i didnt see you at the circle jerk this evening... were you cheating on us with 4chanz again? im gonna have to downvote you
>>704346414
1.0 male
0.1 female
0.0.1 unknown
also used to describe a batch of animals i.e. in 3.6.1: 3 males, 6 females and one unknown in this batch.
Insert a plethora more of ./number combos for gender studies enthusiasts.
>>704346452
Black taipan bit his tongue
>>704346477
Sweet. What type of trait is axanthic? I saw a Pastel Axanthic online and I NEEED one. So fucking beautiful. But it's gunna big $
>>704346204
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>704341280
Is this what Mexican oilfield jobs are like?
>>704347500
skek
>>704346134
It's getting its hot pocket
>>704340960
king cobra?
>>704347114
I don't even have a username on reddit.
>>704343459
Bite the titty
Do it now
>>704347655
this is adorable
>At parents house
>Hanging out in the back yard
>Twilight
>Cool outside
>Nice
>Need to pee
>Whip at dick
>Start peeing
>Look down
>Corn snake
>I peed on a snake and it didn't care
Snakes are cool looking
This is my setup for my male BP Hebi and female RTB Stheno. By next year Stheno will need the whole thing for herself.
>>704347070
I will try that. Right now my temps are around 75 and basking is like 80.
I know that's way too low :(
>>704348188
Forgot pic.
>>704345668
Around the time monster musume started gaining steam.
>>704348087
That's a hell of a free gift.
Is this the ratbro thread?
My corn snake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo
>>704344518
>>704343418
>top ten most dangerous snakes in the world
What is sexiest snek?
>>704347980
>i'll do what i want mom
>>704348667
Snek is not for sexi, snek is for snoot boop
>>704348373
It's gonna be OK, Bojangles.
>>704348667
Blue eyed Lucy. Hands down. I would stop jerking off for a year for one.
>>704348667
Vietnamese blue beauty snake
>>704348373
omfg
>>704348943
Are they bitey? All picture on google images seem to show them with their mouths opens.
>>704348373
>1st birthday
40 in human years
>>704348903
It's... "Jingles"
My snek
>>704349352
I like the color and scale pattern but the lack shape of the head is weird for me. Need that look on a ball python
>>704349960
Bitch, accept the sand.
I personally fancy the SideWinder
>>704349706
This is some Mandella effect type shit right here. I swear to God it was bo-jangles. How am I supposed to make this shit up.
>>704350101
How is this head not perfectly worm like?
>>704350229
Almost stepped on this.
>>704350118
I prefer white cinder.
>>704347680
heh
>>704350437
off topic but why aren't all house bricks this size? It would make building houses faster
>>704350337
Alright. This one does look badass. Despite having no neck.
>>704351046
>sssnekurity
ftfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_9IHXvGrQ
roasting a bowl and trying to watch this shit
>>704350229
sand boas are neat but i'm not sure i have the motivation to keep a snek that is basically the same as keeping a very large superworm as a pet. Under substrate all the time, only see it when i bring it out to hold for a bit.
Do snakes comprehend?
>>704351650
You clearly have no taste in sneks.
>>704346204
bethesda_item_physics.webm
>>704342898
How the fuck do sneks fly?
>>704343587
FAIL
>>704348895
there is a gif that would disagree
>>704344048
lost my shit
>>704350832
What size?
>>704340422
thats not a snake
