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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>705269610
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>705281591
Heh, that's pretty cute of you. Sorry that I'm not very good at paying attention to a lot of people.
>I have been really enjoying listening to music while playing
Do you turn off game sounds or just the music? I feel a little blind without the sounds and keep the music player volume at 30% at max.
Erica claimed
The time between which we baked where close, OP
>>705281992
> this is not /b/, this is /mal/
lul wut, do u retards not even know what board you're on
>>705281987
I am retarded at math. I'm still going to call you Doctor Pepper probably though. Mostly because I won't be able to remember your name
>>705281159
I'm alright as usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jphrbNdXMc4
Picked an album at random from that chart you posted last time, and I guess I got lucky.
>>705281374
Very likely.
>>705281490
Don't have any milk in house. It always goes bad before I drink it all up so I feel like it's a waste of money.
Claiming 3rd World Yuno
Calamity-masu'd
>>705282118
Almost mad cuz I thought you claimed Rem
>>705282274
Not a bother. The name can stick. My name is Kelly but that's sorta irrelevant on the internet anyway.
I have to be okay at math for my job, but it took some serious work through Uni to get to the level of maths most of my friends (who actually took maths) took for granted.
here
Claiming best Kancolle
>>705281863
Probably not. I usually main Griffith but decided to spice it up
>>705282192
lul no
brb killing self
>>705282168
Finished food, instantly tired.
I feel good seeing you and good job with your studies.
>>705282494
Kelly? I'll forget that far sooner than Doctor Pepper
My friends are all pretty good at math, and I need to do a ton of it for my AC circuits course. I'm pretty much dying
>>705282627
According to the Hunger Games we played earlier, that would be Amatsukaze
Claiming Felix
>>705282797
>hunger games
Shit book and movie
>>705282806
>>705282911
Well, it was a game we played in the thread, and was actually a school thing. I've never read the books or the movie, they just seemed stupid
>>705282955
lewd
Yo
I am going to eat pumpkin spice mini wheats. This will be odd
my waifu, donut steal fucking stupid parthian fags
>>705283069
Sounds... interesting. Has the pumpkin spice shit already started coming out?
>>705283212
Rolling to steal
>>705277616
Aliceu, I wasn't really back, I guess.
>>705279043
Maki, I can wait until after dinner. I'm not some kind of barbarian.
>>705282797
Dr. Pepper can stick
>>705282911
Book came at a time when the rest of the recently released crap was worse than usual, so all the teens grabbed it and said wow, then they made a movie
I'm hungry as fuck and it's 02:30am here so cya if I fall asleep
>>705283263
Are the bote back now?
>>705283212
roll to stela
>>705283219
Yeah, it feels so early though. It is supposed to be fall over here and it is like summer weather still
Claimu
>>705282955
Ryuko a cute as well.
>>705283286
How are you doing today?
>>705283398
Way too early, like, it's not even the month of October yet
>>705282664
Ah well
>>705282772
Sleepy qt
>>705282806
Kitty
>>705282627
Her sister is cuter.
>>705282447
Don't worry, I think Rem seasonal period is over, and that was surprisingly short.
At least she isn't getting claimed by 5 different anons on a daily basis.
>>705282294
Slowdive is quite good, I didn't even realize one of their albums was on the chart. Altho Pygmalion is a little unusual with those ambient vibes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eR3sv_RgBE
Naps are good.
>>705283653
I'm feeling alright today actually. It has been a struggle to get out of bed for the past 4 days, but feeling like I could get up tomorrow and be a little productive.
How are you?
>>705283653
Agreed but you gotta get dat money
>>705283912
Shizu, should I sign Syndra's contract? I have no idea what it is
>>705282118
Oh i have it mixed perfect to hear my friends talking and the game sounds.I gotta hear my warwick awwooooooohhhh. Its super nice tho like every round is almost a full album, if they are full rounds.
>>705283912
oh hey hnngg!
>>705283317
For a while, I think!
eminem is no rap god.
and i wanna see what edits you can make with this.
best one will be the one i add to my set off 300 pics i use
(keeping in mind i have almost 4000)
Miho calimed
>>705283912
<3
>>705284039
Stealing cc
>>705283949
Sick, my sister made my whole family sick. I know how you feel, I sat around in bed for 3 hours the past two days
>>705283969
L O D S OF E M O N E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
>>705284010
Welcome back bote, I missed you :(
>>705284039
CC!
>>705283986
Forgot image...
>>705284194
Forgot image twice
>>705283912
Naps are Satan
>>705284039
Hello
>>705284039
dang that is a cute cc
Welcome to the NHK lads
Karen still avoiding late night threads?
>>705283683
Fuck you
>check em
>>705284194
Having a resident incubus is a bitch, my sister brings her illness to my house whenever she visits.
I hope you can find something to get you out of bed too. Maybe buying a laptop was my worst decision ever because it allows me to procrastinate all morning, since I struggle to find the motivation to code on my laptop.
>>705284172
trips or more, that's the rule
>>705284194
>>705284245
alice.
twice you say.
your getting sloppy.
>>705284272
yo!
fran, how u doing?
>>705284331
that it is.
so.
WHY IS YOUR SHIT LOCKED AGAIN!?
>>705283263
That's good to know. Dessert comes right after so save room.
>>705284039
>>705284554
thanks for re-affirming the ruels for me you fucking cunt, i was obviously rolling. roll again.
>>705284039
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>705284075
MIHO <3
>>705283986
Ehhh, that's up to you. Syndra will probably just poke fun of you. Nothing worse than that.
>>705283987
Hi, Shino. What's up?
>>705284075
Hello Miho
>
>>705284272
Nah, naps are good.
How're you, Fran?
>>705283800
I'm happy, that means people might stop coming here to claim her. And really? I only noticed you claiming her.
>>705284583
Heart eyes= best eyes
>>705284672
Where's all the hate coming from man
>>705284554
its not locked its open.
>>705284554
I'm good, I had my first two tests in college, and i think I did well on them
>>705284678
Oh, you haven't fallen asleep yet
>>705284738
I opened a Chandra at the prerelease
>>705284503
She lives here though. If you can say that. She comes home to eat the food my parents buy, make a mess then leave.
I have a laptop, but I just don't want to get out of bed. Nothing to do
>>705284554
How are you doing tonight bby?
Yes twice. I thought I was on the text box, turns out I was in the captcha, so I pressed enter and it sent the message
>>705284738
That's all? Maybe I can live with that
>>705284678
>>705284738
>
>>705283800
I'll have to listen to more of their albums at some point, seems like they've got some good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZYNNcL4-Sg
>>705284373
He can't let his schedule get messed up again and went to bed a few hours ago.
He was looking for you too.
>>705283987
I don't listen to while playing with friends, can't really explain why but I like to hear their voices as clear as possible.
>every round is almost a full album
Kinda, both game and album lengths can vary a lot, I just queue a second album if there's a chance that it won't be long enough.
>I gotta hear my warwick awwooooooohhhh
Cute. I gotta hear that Sona power chord shredding their ADC, it's quite satisfying.
>>705284748
I meant that's how it used to be with Rem, remember?
Good morning you lot of degenerates.
>>705284874
Fucking nice.
>>705284949
Oh? Want to be my slave instead then?
>>705284973
>
What's up?
>>705285104
Mornin'
Who is this? Makoto right?
>>705285104
Good morning worst idol >:(
>>705285261
Nothing much. Was going to go to bed soon.
>>705284874
I should but no
Never
>inb4 leaves in 20 minutes
>>705284973
Aww this is adorable
>>705285027
I'll persisted as long as I've been here, and if the show really ended I will still stick with Rem
>>705285104
Mornin
>yuuko
>>705285104
Good morning, cutie.
>>705285370
Thanks. <3
>>705284949
You don't even want to know the hell one of my sisters has put my family through. She doesn't live with my parents anymore but still manages to create divides by sending some horrible shit to my dad.
I know what you mean. It's not worth me getting up to do anything social when I can spend my time watching tv and browsing shit.
>>705285104
Morning
Is megumin still seasonal?
Guess i missed shiro today.
Shame
>>705284650
fuckin dope.
you even got the height right.
>>705284678
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKO
how's u doing?
>>705284795
u just opened it.
>>705284874
you did well on them.
trust me, you did.
>>705284949
drifting in and out of sleep.
probably gonna submit in time.
[enter], the key of curses.
>>705284245
>>705284194
Mhmm.. I'm sorry.
>>705284583
So it's dinner, dessert, anal?
You're amazing.
>>705285261
Can slaves have slaves? I don't think it works like that
>>705285446
Yuuuuuuukuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>705285572
Well, I don't actually watch TV. I watch anime sometimes, but the rest of it is video games or the occasional assignment from school. Hard to feel motivated to get up when life is that boring
>>705285702
I'd say come cuddle, but I don't want to make you sick
>>705285754
That's okay, you're a nice bote
>>705284989
That was marvelous, the synth was dreamy yet dense while the percussion adds a comforting layer.
Then there's the piano that always gets me when it's well used.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS0QNYVaWuI
>>705285378
I trust you about that. At least you're showing dedication million times above anyone else who claimed her.
>>705285069
Qt
>>705285261
Traded for a polluted Delta, a mystic gate, and a foil ayli, all for my Merieke deck
>>705285370
>Claims it is silly to have conversations on multiple platforms, but will try to keep doing it
>>705285322
Yep.
>>705285350
Oh, alright, you're in for it tonight. :^)
>>705285446
Doin well?
>>705285492
Gotta stop lookin in mirrors, cutie~
>>705285572
How ya doin, Kurisu?
>>705285861
Work projects, my personal projects, anime, tv, video games, etc. It's hard for me to be motivated either.
I'm going to bed, I'm sure we'll encounter again. Goodnight
>>705284777
Trips confirm.
>>705285104
Good morning Cheeki.
>>705285754
Best idol for a reason ya know.
>>705285997
I mean she's several pretty freaking awesome things into a single tsundere maid, of course I'm gonna stick with her.
So much dank c2, great appreciates
>>705285702
It wasn't hard. I used to do it back in March
>>705286138
I'm not so great but not worse than usual. I'm about to head to bed now though, how are you?
>>705286193
Post more heart eyes pls
>>705285702
Good good.
If a man had to get one tattoo what should it be?
>>705285861
WOoooooooooooooooooooooNNNNNnnDDDDDeeeeeeeeRRRR
>>705286054
>Sarcastic response that isn't as clever as i think it is
>>705286138
It's a well day when everyone is doing just fine.
I've lost the ability to think.
>>705286168
Goodnight
>>705286138
You called me degenerate! You started all of this
>>705286168
Good night delicious beverage scientist
>>705286054
hey bb. got any spare arms for a hug?
>>705286138
Ayy senpai
>>705286193
Ayyy Breeki. Check out the drift marks from that asshole.
>>705286292
Tad tired, but about to have dinner (breakfast?) and get myself ready for the day.
Have a good sleep m8!
>>705286405
Lost the ability to think? How does that even?
>>705286425
It's too late! Your fate is sealed!
>>705286640
It's a Kitten!
Well im off to bed. Goodnight everyone.
>>705285702
Thank you for believing!
>>705286405
>Incoherent insults
>>705286618
Plenty, two pairs enough?
>>705286739
sleep well, miho
>>705285997
I wish I could make it on earlier. When was he on?
>>705286739
Goodnight mimi
>>705286193
How many couses do you want to go?
I'm fine with a three-course normally, but I might be able to arrange a few extra ones.
You still have 2 unused courses then anyways, putting us to a five-course-dinner minimum.
>>705286054
Doing the practical thing is not always the correct one.
Also nice trade.
>>705286752
perfect
>>705285997
That is really relaxing, I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMBBkvoFm7A
>>705286882
Night
>>705286724
It's a senpai!
How are you doing?
>>705286724
It's past 10 pm.
This is the point where i shouldn't be allowed to post
>>705286739
Goodnight miho
>>705286752
>calls you elitist
>>705286739
Night
>>705286901
Well, the only two red decks I play don't really need her, and I want better lands for Merieke.
And i think she might be a bit over hyped
>>705286925
Qt
>>705287117
Kitty!
>>705281992
claimed mine
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/littleomegleslut
>>705287265
It wasn't really sarcasm; I just mean to acknowledge it since I, too, am a planeswalker.
>>705284738
I just took a nap, so I can't refute this.
>>705285104
Hi Makoto!
>Suika claimu
And Hello Everyone Else!
>>705285861
how caring of you.
anything interesting on your end?
>>705286286
ik, i do it myself.
i just wanted someone else to do it this time.
i have been doing a lot more than i usually do recently.
>>705286405
hrm...
something that is relevant to the person.
anything that isn't human or common.
and if you have colour it adds an expansive amount of variables.
also sugar will stop you from passing out so they should drink coffee or energy drinks before they start.
>>705286752
i'm not believing.
i'm telling you that you have passed.
there is no way you haven't.
you are fran.
>>705287265
just started csgo, gonna need many more soon
>>705287543
Sounds like you're having fun with the edits
>>705287265
Hey Fran
How are you doing?
>>705287202
>Reminder that ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Unless I'm doing it
>>705287473
But why are you a boat?
>>705287543
That is really nice of you
And if i got in to college, I'm sure I can pass it
>>705287555
RIP
>>705287733
I'm good, how are you?
>>705286993
Good vibes, I think that would be great to listen while driving at night on a busy city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB4zY4BmgZk
>>705287473
That explains how come you disappear once in a while.
>>705286358
If I come across one then sure.
>>705286724
That's a pretty lengthy mark going on. Jesus, drifts are for fun, not endangerment.
>>705286901
It all depends on you, and if there is enough to keep going. These are some pretty hefty courses you know, not for the faint of heart.
>>705287543
I thought sugar giving you energy was a myth. I mean i could eat a lot of bread and milk for sugars and nothing would happen.
>>705287832
>hypocritical comment about something bad about you
>>705286405
How you doing?
>>705286724
It was always sealed
>>705286739
Good night Miho
>>705287543
Playing some Black Ops, it's okay
>>705287832
Doing pretty good
Going to be doing the Overdrill with some people on Payday I met earlier today
I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY
>>705287117
Decent enough. Work kept me an extra hour or so this morning, so I got to bed kinda late. How about you?
>>705287202
>10 PM
>Late
GIT GUD YUUKO!
>>705287517
SPOOKI BOOKI!
>>705287877
They are also for beating baka gaijins on the toegay!
>>705288159
RIP
>>705288056
>Claim that an insult is not an argument, quickly followed by an insult
>>705288220
Sounds fun
>>705288237
Pls No
Get in the stream loser
>>705287877
Aw damn
>>705287720
ye, but it has been getting in the way of work and general life.
need my priority's to be straight.
>>705287832
yea you are.
looking forward to you removing the bullets from local gang members.
>>705288056
i have experienced it first hand on multiple occasions.
i think that's more reliable than words.
>>705288159
heh,
1,2 or 3?
1 and 2 are ok
3 is shit
>>705287202
It's OK Yuuko, good people know when to stop posting.
>>705288255
How are you this morning, Makoto?
>>705288255
I'm graying at age 21
Halp, i'm old
>>705288159
I'm enjoying my convos so it's good.
That's all i live for.
How about you? What do you live for?
>>705288409
>calls post bait and then refers to you as a faggot
>>705288603
Could be the atmosphere no?
Like if it's at a party kids are going to be excited.
>>705288409
But, when you wake up... aren't you grabbing your phone? Don't you want to catch 'em all?
(will join stream in 15-20 minutes, gonna finish downloading league before I kill my bandwidth)
>>705285352
Ah. How soon?
>>705285861
Hush you, just smile and sign this contract!
Lol
>>705286054
Nice. I'd have kept that Chandra. That thing is crazy good.
>>705287517
And why would you need to?
You know what's better than naps?
Lewd naps.
>>705287832
I'm the fucking Weatherlight.
>>705287840
Phasing.
>>705288603
Get that irl stuff done first. After that, do your edits and show it off in here. Btw, what brings you to the "night" threads?
>>705288970
>snaggletooth
HNNNNNNNGG
>>705288741
Bit tired, but all good otherwise. How is the Booki?
>>705288745
You must stay up till $:20 AM drinking Dew and eating Doritos. It is the only way to stop the aging.
>>705282955
WHO DOESNT MAKO JAQ GET ANY LOVE! IM TAKING RYUKO HOSTAGE
Buddy of mine told me my tastes are too hipster. I told him his tastes were too 3DPD.
>>705288603
I'm doing that shit, just making the equipment some other dude will use to remove bullets from some fucker
>>705288745
>Fake offense, as I am gay
>Call you a faggot
>Claim it's ok sense I'm gay
>>705288756
Sounds good
>>705288967
Time will tell how much I regret it, but I did make money so that's fine
>>705288970
I thought that Shizuru finally let in to his love of loli sex boats and turned heretic
>>705288255
Pretty good
>>705288409
Should be, haven't done it yet
But waiting half an hour for a drill that doesn't break and moving 50 or so gold bags for another 10-20 sounds pretty fun
>>705288741
Thanks
I guess i should stop.
>>705289161
It's too late for me. Remember me fondly and tell my story. Lt the younger generation learn from my mistakes.
>>705289368
>claims i can call people gay because i know a gut who is gay
Farewell thread.
>>705287840
That's pretty nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT6J33_-LNw
>>705289250 NOOOOOOO LET HER GO YOU FREAK
>>705289537
Fucking hell forgot my picture
>>705289660
It happens
need sleep.
after this post i'm done,
sorry guys.
>>705288745
maybe.
or it may be due to the combination of pain and energy.
>>705289058
sleep problems.
ill take your advice.
>>705289368
make sure you don't ever look them in the eyes.
they take it offensively.
idk why.
>>705287832
I'm done already.. Maybe a dozen will suffice
>>705289820
goodnight
have her back no one loves me
>>705289820
g'night~
>>705288970
>be treated as though it does not exist
It's simply not possible to follow these rules.
>>705289580
EifiE whole discography is available for free on his bandcamp, thanks a lot for the share!
Flume is quite aesthetic, Skin album cover was better than the music it had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtssjJk7ZbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKemSP-Ei58
>>705289820
Goodnight.
>>705289537
Some kind of MMO I'm guessing?
>>705289539
Night!
>>705289820
Oh, night!
>>705289982
I'm so sorry about everything
>>705289997
Thank you T-T
>>705289820
Alright dude. Please do take it easy, okay? Goodnight
We"eb" friends now? At least you are, no one else fookin is
>>705288255
If you ever get the chance to use the gutter technique, you have to use it.
>>705288484
Sorry to disappoint, anon.
>>705289115
>>705289368
Maybe Shizuru did.. but heretic? Nah.
>>705290052
I'm oldskool.
Neowalkers r gays.
>>705290072
Cute music and video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxUGFWIIZf4
>>705290860
Meh I'm not bothered by it
>>705290941
I dislike them too, but if I were to play to win I would have to accept their existence and use them.
>>705290941
She's teething. Right? That's cute!
>>705290941
Yeah, he is too much of an elitist to do that.
Yea, most neowalkers are shit
>>705290052
>EifiE whole discography is available for free on his bandcamp, thanks a lot for the share!
Yeah, and most of it is good too. I don't think everything he's ever made is on there though, some stuff is only on his soundcloud.
>Flume is quite aesthetic, Skin album cover was better than the music it had.
I like most of Flume's work, but Skin was disappointing. Only had two songs on it that I actually liked.
That's some pretty unique music, don't think I've ever quite heard anything like that. It's nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRJ1BzUqPGg
>>705290860
I don't think it works unless you're carrying tofu.
Anyone else drinking?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705290969
Love the pop-culture references in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Ew3cl1gyc
>>705288603
1 of course, I would never buy the other 2
>>705288745
I live because my mother would kill me if I didn't
>>705288967
That sounds even more dubious than Syndra's
>>705291472
>>705291462
but of course.
>go on fb
>tagged in post
>fb copypasta thingy
>ex you would take back:
>implying
>>705290320
Nah
Just four player coop game where you rob people and shit, and eventually (thanks to DLC), international terrorists
>>705291113
Sounds like a friend of mine.
Just get over them already they're lile lol old news now.
Alara block?
>>705291123
That she is.
>>705291205
I'm glad we agree. :^)
>>705291568
Maybe, but aren't i nice and innocent? But i guess it's fine if you want to sign Syndra's. Then we're fellow slaves.
![Syndra [195].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x0Bp8qU.jpg "Syndra [195].jpg")
>>705291568
There is nothing dubious about mine.
I really want beef stroganoff now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibu_aoDrgTk
>>705291653
I knew you would be! Whatcha drinking?!
