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>>705281419
that is one sturdy female. looks like she would wreck you in the sack
>>705281223
Story?
>>705281223
>>705281970
also curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&t=0s ,/,
>>705282251
Christina Model?
>>705281522
What's going on here?
>>705281440
Awesome.
>>705281900
wizard battle
>>705282214
>aaahhh mcniggerator
>>705282886
>>705282886
Probably retiring office computers.
Making em unusable so they can't access the info on the hdd.
>>705282872
If she didn't age like milk, this could have been true
>>705281223
>Its manly not homoerotic
>>705283040
This is the randomest timelapse to turn in a webm.
Have you seen their 360 timelapse from the May 24th Dodge City outbreak?
That should be a webm lol
>>705281900
4th of july in the hood? looks fun
>>705282193
nopenopenopenopenope
>>705283209
I'd probably still hit it
>>705281633
Did this guy just seriously open a carton of milk.
>>705283560
Oh yeah I would too. But man, she waited faaaaaaaaar to long to do porn.
>>705282267
what are the yellow things?
>>705283584
once upon a time, milk in a box was a new thing and people didn't know how to open them
>>705282214
The Galil THO!
>>705283205
are those jet liner pilots?
>>705283729
i believe it is a representation of airline traffic
>>705283729
planes
>>705281419
you can see the hands of the guy who threw the cat through the snow
>>705281900
>when you can't afford real guns but you still wanna be a hustler.....
.webm unrelated
>>705284290
fyi they all survived and one plane even landed
>>705282455
All the breakdancing in the world won't make up for being tiny, Asian, and having a little dick.
I can't pump myself up with one hand, but I can fuck white girls.
>>705281223
Did he dislocate something and get help getting it put back in place?
>>705282886
Hillary's servers
>>705281223
bow down to the masterrace
>>705283799
I still don't know how to open them. I always have to use scissors.
>>705281633
actually it was a new thing and I think that was the owner of the company opening the milk carton. back in the day owners didn't have to actually know shit about their company. nowadays ya know or your getting fucking sued
>>705281900
wizardCombat.webm
>>705284815
Lel
stupid shit really, different file sizes for the gif boards and everything else, and it doesn't even strip audio automatically on a mute board.
>>705283729
''virus with shoes''
>>705283729
Beez
>>705281522
>>705283114
>>705284815
What a bunch of fucking retards though, the hard drive isn't in the part that they're hitting with a saw, they're just breaking the motherboard and doing nothing.
You pull the hard drive out of those and you get all the data easy.
>>705281900
>thebattleofhoodwarts.webm
>>705284815
Topkek
>>705281440
Genuinely made me laugh harder than stuff I've seen in YLYL threads. Thank you kind sir
>>705283176
That deserves some Eurobeat.
>>705285467
>this kills the cactus
>>705285457
>>705283114
No, they're just rendering them unusable. Quite common.
At the workplace of my father, they killed CRTs with screwdrivers. They couldn't give them away because of legal reasons and didn't want to dump them intact because of dumpster divers. HDDs were disposed of separately.
>>705284776
Would be cool if he didn't wear those stupid clothes and dumb hat
>>705284128
now you're pointing that out, first time I see.. explains why cat looks back so confused
>>705284362
fucking hell
webm unrelated
>>705283176
They don't do a whole lot of drift practice
>>705284487
Did you need to feel better about yourself for some reason?
>>705284776
WE GET IT. YOU VAPE. MOVE ON ALREADY!!
>>705286114
(incase anyone was wondering it is in reverse)
>>705284288
Never change, Japan.
>>705284484
Reverse Strip Tease?
>>705282559
I bet he gives great hand jobs
>>705281843
outstanding
>>705283729
jewz
>>705283729
Syrian refugees
>>705286464
The filename misses an S.
>>705286477
One word: papercuts.
>>705286249
This is my therapy.
>>705281970
it was really reds fault, split second anticipation, to move hands in an worst position.
>>705286617
fake, they don't go back.
>>705286464
Feminist Haircut Salon
>>705284341
Which brand of autism is this?
>>705286407
Oh thank god you told me. I thought people normally walked backwards.
>>705281843
Indian space program?
*jiff
>>705286743
>tfw I have colleagues like that
>>705284341
This looks like weaponless Kali/Escrima.
>>705286949
it's a common occurrence in australia
>>705281440
For a second there, I thought it was a prank show
>>705284487
Someone's super jelly.
>>705282251
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MOARRR!
>>705281223
You are a degenerate homo faggot, aren't you, OP?
>>705285639
Grove Street, home.
>>705285257
I don't get this, why would i need my phone to be resistant to people trying to bend it.
I will never try and bend my phone
>>705284487
Envy gets us all from Time to Time its OK Bro...
Holy shit that nose boob
>>705284487
I'd rather be all those, than some dirty Redneck who spends 90% of his waking life raping little kids. Enjoy your prison rape, once you get caught, BITCH.
>>705287318
You'll make it out of the closet one day.
>>705284624
These guys must get all the pussy.
>>705282038
Is this a porno?
>>705285307
This would look good on the CV.
>previous work: Dildo Factory
>>705284487
And? White men are all those next to us Brothas. You crackers couldn't dance if your life depended on it. And I too, fuck plenty of white women. DEAL WITH IT.
>>705287356
why would I need a phone to cost more to be made of an inferior material?
oh right, cuz you morons like shiny things
>>705287882
it's Ai Shinosaki, Japanese Idol. so, yes and no.
>>705287894
>production operative
you fucking spastic
>>705287491
DISGUSTING! Race traitors be DAMNED - WHITE AMERICA FOR WHITE AMERICANS ONLY!
>>705284776
I bet he gives nice blowjobs.
>>705282559
I'd like to see the layout of that room
DEATH TO ALL WHITE MEN!
>>705287855
>>705287933
>>705288066
>>705288155
what the hell is going on?!?
>>705282750
Damn, this shit is a lot cooler than kendo
>>705286464
at least you wont have to engage in any small talk
>>705282038
sauce?
>>705287631
I LOVE Annette Schwartz.
>>705284877
where is the bit when he lands and discovers the water in only 10" deep?
>>705285960
or smoked a hooka. that's the real killer.
>>705283773
sauce?
>>705281419
T H I C C
>>705284288 (Checked)
Now THIS is podracing
>>705284158
fucking lel
>>705283795
fyi everyone survived
One place managed to land, the other the pilot bailed with his own chute
>>705288364
wut, when the female barber with big tits engages in small talk that's the best part.
Sucks when you get the foreigner who can't actually cut hair or the nigress who hates your race and purposely fucks it up.
>>705287741
that's cute :3
>>705285457
Would be retarded if they were trying to destroy the hdd.
Protip: hdds are destroyed separately from the rest of the computer.
>>705288618
sauce?
>>705285307
i only buy artisan dildos
>>705284267
This one every time
>>705286103
It only looks funny cause a girl is dancing a mans dance.
It's to show your upper body strength, just look at her and all those muscles bulging.
That would be hot if gender roles were switched.
>>705288559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5HrPN4VwBA
>>705283773
story?
>>705285307
didn't start to laugh intill i saw one of the workers drawing on blue veins. Also happy to see the dildo industry so productive.
>>705284487
Not called break dancing you fucking low class swine
>>705284341
I would LOVE to see any of these aspies fight someone who's been trained in real martial arts
>>705282090
isn't a bit too high for a squirrel's jump?
>>705284158
weed is part of nature.
>>705288687
Last time I had a chad who couldn't do shit.
I'd appreciate a bot.
>>705288882
fight the patriarchy!
Fucking hardcore. There is ISIS and there is this. >>705281419
>>705282193
>minecraft.webm
>>705288174
aliens?
>>705287744
Story behind this?
>>705281440
Sauce
>>705289071
>I had a chad
There's a price range right.
If you're paying a high price you most likely get a man.
If you pay a cheap price or go somewhere cheap you probably get a girl.
>>705283494
>>705282193
"This is my hole, it was made for me."
>>705288893
Oil wrestling (Turkish: yağlı güreş), also called grease wrestling, is the Turkish national sport. It is so called because the wrestlers douse themselves with olive oil. The term "güreş" is shared with other forms of wrestling practiced by Turkic-speakers across Europe and Central Asia, such as the Uzbek kurash, Tuvan khuresh and Tatar köräş. The wrestlers, known as pehlivan (Persian: پهلوان‎ meaning "hero" or "champion") wear a type of hand-stitched lederhosen called a kisbet (sometimes kispet), which is traditionally made of water buffalo hide, and most recently has been made of calfskin.
Unlike Olympic wrestling, oil wrestling matches may be won by achieving an effective hold of the kisbet. Thus, the pehlivan aims to control his opponent by putting his arm through the latter's kisbet. To win by this move is called paça kazık. Originally, matches had no set duration and could go on for one or two days until one man was able to establish his superiority, but in 1975 the duration was capped at 40 minutes for the baspehlivan[clarification needed] and 30 minutes for the pehlivan category. If there is no winner, play continues for another 15 minutes—10 minutes for the pehlivan category, wherein scores are kept to determine the victor.
The annual Kırkpınar tournament, held in Edirne in Turkish Thrace since 1362, is the oldest continuously running, sanctioned sporting competition in the world.[citation needed] Oil wrestling festivals also take place in northern Greece in the Eastern Macedonia (Serres region) and West Thrace (Rhodope Mountains). In recent years, this style of wrestling has also become popular in other countries, particularly the Netherlands and Japan.
>>705288882
>8888
gr8 b8 m8
>>705281843
sir, we trying to poo on moon sir. no green card required. we funded project through green dot
>>705284925
If I saw a car drive up to me and slows down like that, you can bet I'll have my hand on my gun
When he sticks his head out like that, he'll be looking down the barrel
>>705287356
Because drones needs to find reasons to justify paying $750 for a new phone every year
>>705281857
lol
>>705281900
you're a nigger, harry
>>705287356
retard fat cunts sitting on them
>bent
>>705281857
damn
that's pretty fucking impressive. it doesn't look like anyone got in the vehicle or otherwise saw it coming - they must have been sitting in that truck, baiting someone to fire on them. plus it looks like the rocket hit nothing other than the street. hundreds of thousands of dollars down the drain for the rocket.
>>705281440
What is this?
>>705281323
Not worth watching. Dog survives.
>>705288883
damn. I thought it was some kind of open air gay bear porn Olympics or some shit. thanks anon
>>705289211
The cheapest barbers around town are all men.
But they're usually also really good and therefore overrun.
So I went to a chain the last time, didn't really have a choice there.
>>705289570
Ah, France. The people that opened the nigger problem upon Europe on their colonial guilt trip. Just like England with the muslims. And now people can't take it anymore and blame Germans.
>>705289662
>funyy
fucking, MOVE ON SOURCE VAMPIRE CUNT
>>705281900
See? This is what BLM could be doing. Instead they're focused on nonsense, minor issues.
>>705289155
From some show back in the 80s-90s
They're co-actors and the girl is just putting on a show for the cameras
>>705283945
checkmate atheists
>>705287356
When you sit your fat ass on it
>>705289950
>>funyy
>>705286249
asian
>>705287246
asian
>>705287562
asian
>>705287678
wut
>>705287895
possibly not asian
>>705288969
DEFINITELY asian
>>705287670
source?
>>705282193
F U C K
T H A T
>>705287744
Ever since that day that kid gained the confidence to fuck every girl in his middleschool.
>>705284484
please reverse this
>>705287744
MODSMODSMO-oh, right, it's only wrong if the adult is a man.
>>705281857
If you saw that in a movie you'd rightly call bullshit.
>>705288845
Fuck you
sauce?
>>705281633
Why was it so damn obvious that this was a German guy opening a German milk carton while sitting on a German chair being broadcasted on German television in Germany.
>>705287741
Too bad, I will never turn into one of you degenerate homo faggots. I'm of nordic blood and have a good genetic plus my mother isn't a crazy woman. Straight and "proud", anal-anon.
>>705290291
She's only 4 years older you fucking degenerate.
>>705290068
There are two Typos Bro because you misspelled Aryan...
>>705289585
>hundreds of thousands of dollars down the drain for the rocket.
yea no
>>705290415
Austrians, please. This guy's Austrian.
But saying that correctly about Hitler or the guys that started WW1 didn't help either, so you might as well go with it.
>>705286726
i don't even know what that means. why did he fall on the ground? did the other dude poke him or something?
>>705281223
I have no clue what's happening here. It looked like he just tried to hop like a frog
>>705283945
Fort McMurray, AB, Canada?
>>705283590
lost it when he hits the door
>>705291115
It's your moms vagina the morning after I came over.
>>705290957
Joe rogans face lol
>>705290842
Nah its just how greco/freestyle wrestling is the man on the bottom tries to place his hips as hard as he can on the mat in order to no be lift or turned
>>705284978
someone needs splice that with some images of WWII. like a map showing it flying towards Germany, then turning to crash on London
>>705291234
Shit man, you should check yourself
>>705291367
go back to redit
>>705284877
Shit did he die? Mini golf waters are no more than 1 foot
>>705285257
>get that phone
>get a plastic cover or some shit
>get a few more of them
>act like you're demonstrating that the cover protects your phone
>find dumbasses, like teenage girls
>have them put the cover on their phone and tell them to test it
>they snap their phone in half
>???
>profit!
>>705287356
sitting on it?
>>705287744
wish i had a cool sister like that
>>705285307
>jean ralphio at the dildo factory
what is this from?
>>705285307
Someone's grandma draws veins on large cocks for a little extra spending money.
>>705284158
>when the lsd never wears off
>>705289220
>>705283773
that's the gayest shit i've seen my entire life... even gayer than trap threads.
>>705283773
gay olympics
>>705281440
videogamedeveloperpromisesvsactualgame.webm
>>705289001
>squirrel
>>705281900
even if you teach magic to blacks they will use it against other blacks.
>>705290375
when will they learn?
>>705291328
is it to make penetration easier? sounds like it would tighten the hole.
>>705281807
Holy shit I just googled this dude and hes from here in Salt lake. Feelsgoodman.
>>705285639
holy shit i lost so hard
>>705289292
Are you 15?
>>705292432
hardest part is always the tip
>>705289199
>>705289662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIezBv9Lb78
>>705286745
lost hard
>>705290215
american porn is fucking weird.
>>705292696
Times 2
>>705289155
It was a marketing campaign for How I Met Your Mother, where Cobie Smulders went around kissing kids so they'd watch
>>705287491
Is that bitch drinking coffee with Big Macs?
>>705291810
great fucking movie
>>705281900
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
>>705284815
CAUGH
>>705292920
yes you basement dweller. not everyone sugary shit all the time with everything they eat. Im pretty sure its most common in Europe to drink hot beverages (coffee, Tea) with whilst eating.
>>705281900
Nogwarts
Test
>>705290711
fucking gold
>>705293311
are you implying she was European?
>>705293311
Yes keeping your sugar intake low and 20 big macs is part of a well balance diet.
>>705290375
manlet jokes are supposed to be funny
>>705293311
Christ all fucking mighty this faggot here
>>705292798
i hear the music
>>705293722
Kek
>>705290000
>>705292885
That's Demi Moore (Ashton Kutcher's older ex-wife). I don't know the reason for her kissing him.
>>705290572
That does not change the fact that if their genders would be opposite everyone would have cried like a bitch.
>>705281633
Why the fuck did it catch fire
>>705284638
yea, that dick
>>705293737
so she should because shes eating alot of protein and cards and other shit she should add (1 can of coke has 13 cubes of sugar) well i saw her sup refill once so she should just add 60+grams of sugar for no reason at all?
>>705293311
>not everyone sugary shit
>to drink hot beverages with whilst
Lay off the sugar there chap
>>705285307
My dream job
>>705293311
And a diet coke: The Post
>>705284341
I think they think they're practicing wing chun
>>705285693
Wtf is that
>>705291052
when they protesting your actions but the titty still 10/10
>>705294253
English translation, please?
>>705292798
Best movie to come out of China.
>>705293207
I wanna fuck a xenomorph.
>>705286743
>when you're getting paid by the hour
>>705289071
Linux Error Message
>>705294045
not sure if serious, or just stupid.
old TV camera tech and extreamly bright studio lights cause an aafterimage to 'burn' on screen, it's a reflection from the scissors.
>>705294339
diet coke is more health hazardous then a fucking normal coke the fuck. Do people actually think because a pop drink has no sugar in it your good? fuck me i know losing weight is hard but dont make yourself believe bullshit.
>>705282872
Underrated kek
>>705283945
Highway to hell?
>>705282193
Horrifying.
>>705294567
>tfw you say "whoa man" but she keeps doing the bartman
>>705290711
Black Taints Matter
>>705285639
shouldn't they be at work? i mean, look at the heap of shit they're living in. they should do something about that.
>>705293834
What music was it anon?
>>705287259
Good ol' Flipper boy
