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GO TO BED.
Nah nigga that's Smash 64.
i do nothing but live in subby's shadow
N64 is honestly the best console.
>>707130371
Hurry up and tell me I need to get laid, or else you're not fulfilling your Subby quota.
>>707130457
I picked up a box of N64 and SNES games recently
>>707130532
go fuck a duck
>>707130457
Explain the logic unless you're making an appeal to tradition.
>>707130457
Dat controller
Waarom zou je iets helpen creeeren waarvan je weet dat ik het eigenlijk niet wil, hulp zoek, en niet zomaar naar een therapeut toe ga? Wat is er in godesnaam mis met JOU (ja, mooi he, met hoofdletters, doe maar weer lekker na, zo leuk) dat je dat dan doet? Daar zou ik nou graag antwoord op willen. Ik ben nu eindelijk mezelf, maar niet zoals ik wilde/echt ben als je begrijpt wat ik bedoel. Wat nu te doen? 5 keer per dag bidden? Ik heb echt geen flauw idee. Bedankt hiervoor in ieder geval. Kill the beta betekent volgens mij niet creeer een monster. Flikker toch op man. Kutwijf.
En toch houd ik nog steeds van je! Wow! Echt een monster ben ik he!
>>707130671
Finding good N64 controllers is the bane of my existence.
Who is the anon?
>>707130613
List some of them. SNES is tops.
I just ordered Mischief Makers, and Bomber Man 64, and Heroes.
>>707130615
O shit son
I'm about to get off
>>707130786
let me fix you
>>707130620
Opened up the platformer concept with 3D space.
Had a lot of original ideas and was able to implement most of them pretty well. Wasn't entirely drowned out by shovel ware.
>>707130671
It's perfect.
>>707130760
I fix my own and they all work wonderfully.
Thinking of custom making some metal parts for the wheels inside.
>>707130768
DKC 1 and 2, Super Mario World 1 and 2, Zelda, and some others.
>>707130760
Time machine
>>707130990
You got a pic of your entire collection?
>>707130906
Define "fix."
>>707130987
Do you have any thoughts on or hopes for the NX, or was the N64 the pinnacle in your view?
>>707130987
Really, its not the wheels that wear out its the arms.
And metal might be a bad idea unless you replace the entire assembly with metal.
>>707131128
Not any current ones.
>>707130987
I just remember having a lot of fun but I don't remember how I managed to play using it.
>>707131190
give positive affirmations until you stop being moody
>>707131190
I don't really keep up with modern shit.
Too costly for me and I don't have much interest.
I am aware that the N64 has flaws. It is just my personal favorite.
>>707131251
The whole thing save for the electronics would be easy to replace.
That or I could use new plastics.
>>707131315
I hold the middle part in my left hand and the right side in my right hand.
>>707131349
Positive affirmations have no power to fix me; I've been giving them to myself all the while. I'd be back to normal already if that were the case.
>>707131429
Then that is perfectly valid, and I won't argue with you.
>>707131429
Gamecube controller spoiled me. I don't think I could use an n64 controller again
>>707131429
Use new plastic. Metal will wear out without popper lube. That said, so will the plastic. I find good n64 sticks and lube those so they last longer.
They make new arms, I've ordered them, and they're horrible as far as how the gears line up
>>707131560
well i don't know what subby's plan was
HENCE MY LIVING IN HIS SHADOW FOR ALL ETERNITY
>>707131666
Whatever Subby's plan is, it ISN'T WORKING.
FIX ME QUICK.
Nice trips.
>>707131804
Here, put this on.
>>707131986
But that just makes me a faggot.
>>707130035
saving this pic though
>>707132179
we can be faggots in union
>>707132325
Yeesh, is whatever show has Matsus in it really popular or something?
You have a lot of art.
>>707132608
you could say that
>>707132705
I ain't got shit on you.
Damn, son.
>>707132871
no dupes either i combed through it the other day
#skill #nolife
>>707133010
Somehow the amount of Matsus I can now imagine infuriates me.
>>707133296
I either need to end my life or get laid at this point, obviously.
>>707133424
you'll have to explain your reasoning for that to me
>>707133424
Do both
also
if someone can find the sakamoto folder for me i will be greatful
>>707133560
If I kill myself, I don't have to stare at Matsus anymore.
If I "fix my life" in the way that Subby prescribes (though that wouldn't actually fix anything), I can get back to living and not being stuck in these threads.
>>707130035
what are those god damned smileys even supposed to mean?
>>707133912
drama queen
>>707133981
"I greatly enjoy disappointing my ancestors"
also cait;
http://i.imgur.com/iuyqzOp.gifv
>>707134098
Damn right I am. But nothing else in my life is interesting because my life is currently being consumed by my issues.
And yeah I saw. Love black cats.
>>707134466
have you been on 4chan all day
>>707134643
No, I've been frustrating myself over problems involving linear programming, but far too much of my time has been taken up by threads in comparison to normal.
>>707134857
what do you stick around for
>>707135093
I've been staying in my room all day lately, and I don't have the determination to work 24/7, so it's either this or youtube.
To talk to Subby, I suppose. It initially entertained me to have someone entertain my newly found hopeless depressive state, but now it's just bothersome.
There's gays in the Flintstones now.
>>707135454
You could always get into a spicy full time relationship with academics.
>>707136658
The Flintstones comic, along with the KFC comics, are better than they have any right to be
Just fucking around w/ASCII, don't mind me.
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>>707138601
FUCK!
This board is literal shit.
>>707138469
mew
murr~
>>707139181
MEOW.
>>707139247
No.
>>707139181
Hey kitty
>>707139247
Purr
>>707139486
soup
>>707139749
g,,,gay
>>707139981
How you doin?
>>707139984
No u
>>707140235
im knot gay I just love sucking dick
>>707139753
I need to do something productive, instead of just sitting here.
>>707140386
>thumbnail
Terrible
>>707140386
That's pretty gay tbh
>>707140514
:3c just 4 u
>>707140537
nah its only gay if you kiss
>>707140235
im okayy i guess. what up Brometheus
>>707140467
liek what?
>>707140619
I don't want it, take it back
>>707140727
you will take it all and you will enjoy it
>>707140827
It is displeasing to me, post something that I actually like
>>707140619
But you kiss them on the penis
>>707140628
I'm hanging out with family back at home. What are you up to?
>>707141053
oh cool~
anything good to eat there?
i am watching american horror
>>707141053
but not their face, e z
>>707140984
>>707141226
>>707141226
>>707141276
Ohey I can block you forever now, was nice knowning ya
>>707141388
;-;
>>707141388
>>707140628
I can always write shit.
>>707141205
I made pasra for them tonight. Then tommorow were gonna have turkey and pumpkin pie
>>707141276
Then you're kissing a gay penis
fuck off mizert you furry faggot i know it's you fuckin "hh" shit
>>707141728
about what?
>>707141735
whats pasra?
i want pie so bad
>>707141988
I've got the Morloc army list to write up for my game.
>>707141735
>>707141988
Lovely faggits
>>707142255
>>707142210
You too Snarf
>>707141988
I meant pasta. I'm on my phone so it likes to mess with my spelling. It was fettuccine Alfredo
>>707142255
Hey bananaman
>>707142430
Sup jiff?
>>707142210
ohhh. then why dont you do that?! you should do that
>>707142255
ugly faggots
>>707142430
i love alfredo. and pasta. pasta is life
>>707142690
Bootiful faggots~
>>707142540
At home with family. So I'm stuck on my phone
>>707142690
What are you up to?
barfffff>>707142846
>>707142960
watching american horror. trying to relax
>>707130671
It was the best controller ever made, it can't be topped. You could shoot it with an AK-47 then drive a bulldozer over it and it would still work.
>>707142967
Barfffff my dick
>>707142960
Nice
I'm sitting here eating candy. My life is so exciting
>>707130035
Straight outta melee hell
>>707143300
kinky~
>>707143134
What's the show about?
>>707143300
Sounds so exciting
>>707143134
If you're watching season 3 give up now
>>707143656
each season is different but it focuses primarily on supernatural and murder. and sex. lots of sex.
>>707143855
im on 5. 3 was boring, but was interesting at times.
>>707143600
Slooooooooooot
>>707143656
I saw someone sneeze yesterday. It was an eventful day
>>707142690
I got enough for playtesting, but no one will playtest it.
>>707144095
i am like a mailbox. just open me up and shove whatever inside.
>>707144143
how do you play test it?
>>707144071
It sounds like a good show
>>707144095
I can't belive you managed to live through something that
>>707144071
3 was horrendous. The supreme's shenanigans were the only reason to watch that dreck. 5 was really hit and miss. I don't think they'll ever recapture the magic of the first two seasons
>>707144507
its pretty great~
at least watch season 1 and 2
>>707144281
Hmm, I should've put a penis on this missile instead
>>707144281
You play a bunch of games, make notes about what works, what doesn't, what's too good, what's weak, and then you tweak the rules and do it again.
>>707144507
My family can't believe me either
>>707144562
no they wont ever live up to it and they will milk this series until its just the worst. i only heard one review from 6 and she didnt like it at all and hasnt bothered i dont think. and she is a huge huge fan of the show.
>>707144721
penis is gross. chocolate is good
>>707144875
ohhh
>>707145136
Don't lie kitty, you loove penis ;p Perhaps a chocolate penis rocket
>>707145136
I know season 6 will be bad. It has Cuba Gooding Jr in it. No amount of carrying from Angela Basset, Kathy Bates and Sarah Paulson or script writing can save them from that dead weight's attempt at acting
>>707145382
Chocolate penis=Nigger cock
>>707145382
>>707145654
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grody nononono!
>>707145615
he is so bad. i forgot about him. i will watch it entirely though. for the sake of the series.
>>707145654
So long as it tastes like chocolate
>>707145867
It's traveling across the ocean to your location, right now, at the speed of sound!
>>707145867
The high point of the series was this guy jerking off and crying
>>707130760
They make a replacement stick for it to put in a gamecube stick instead of that shit pivot one
>>707146101
i just wanted chocolates. not negro aids dick :c
>>707146149
i came multiple times to this scene
>>707146325
No no, you misunderstand - It's just chocolate in the shape of a dick c:
>>707146467
but it looks like black person :c
>>707146325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM7qbpKWNOA
The best part of season 3. This scene actually floored me
>>707146532
what if it was white chocolate
>>707146532
What if I say it's white chocolate?
>>707146575
i loved her racism
>>707146717
that would be acceptable
>>707146717
You fuckin beat me to it
>>707146768
I'll feed you my chocolate penis
>>707146832
you just gotta be faster on your feet
>>707146768
Kathy Bates was an absolute riot that season. Too bad almost everything else about Coven sucked
>>707147051
yeah :/
>>707146993
does it have pretzels in it?
>>707146993
Your chocolate penis has nothing on the missile load of chocolate cock that's on its way to katten right now
>>707147262
Season 4 honestly confused me. Twisty was interesting. But after that plot resolved the entire season fell to pieces.
>>707147464
like he was almost a key element in it thehy took him away like half way through?
>>707130457
Aside from rareware and nintendo games it has about 10 good games.
The PS1 is objectively a better console. I collect n64 and have no ps1 games, but i can tell you from just straight facts, the ps1 is much much better.
>>707147262
I can put a pretzel on it for you
>>707147336
but is it white chocolate?
>>707147753
Yes. Yess it is
>>707146215
They're overly sensitive
>>707147753
i sure do love pretzels~
>>707147814
pet preztels on them
>>707148050
All the pretzels for you. You can fit at least 400 on it ;)
>>707147675
That entire season just reeked of social justice. Just replace freaks with faggots and it's virtually no different. At least I got to hear Jessica Lange sing "Life on Mars" with a bad German accent
>>707148269
hot diggity
>>707148344
freak and faggots. whats the difference?
>>707147712
Enjoy your dithering.
>>707148547
It's easier to hide being a faggot
>>707148678
faggots have a distinct odor about them
>>707148781
what am I supposed to smell like?
>>707148547
Pretzel slooott
>>707148781
That'd be lavender
>>707148879
Like apple pie
>>707148879
>>707148992
shame, jizz, butts, fruity cocktails
>>707148922
i'd suck cock for a good soft pretzel
>>707149093
I smell like none of those. I smell like Irish Spring.
>>707149263
you cant smell it because youre used to it. others around you can
>>707149050
that'd smell pretty good
>>707149093
I've smelled like all of those at one point in time
>>707149383
Not a faggot
>>707149093
*ziiiiiip
>>707149402
you see?! DO YOU SEEE?!
>>707149491
well then you only smell of soap.
>>707149603
do they have those there? good ones?
>>707149798
I haven't crossed the threshold where all my thoughts are consumed by overwhelming cocklust
>>707149798
actually I'm smelling
>>707149798
Honestly never had one, so I got nothing to compare against anything
Kitty, my throat hurts.
>>707150060
is it from sucking on so much dick?
ugg fuck me.
>>707150367
Careful what you ask for
>>707150367
what's going on?
>>707149941
i envy you...i truly do..
>>707149951
we can capture your scent and sell it in candles. Faggioli scent
>>707149969
thats a real damn shame right there. you should look for one since youre like close to germany or something.
>>707150060
make honey tea.
>>707150478
Yeah, not that way
>>707150503
I have a SNES for sale, a guy contacted me. We where going to meet tomorrow and I was going to sell it to him but then he wanted to change the time. I said I couldn't meet any of the times he was wanting to meet and then said. He was willing to pay cash and all that and he was looking at a bundle on E-bay and asked if he should just buy that one.
I said go ahead.
The guy just blows up from all smiles to telling me that I'm a horrible person and that people around here hate me and that I'm "loosing out".
I said back to him that if he's going to act that way it's a loss I'm willing to take.
Went back and fourth after that. I was pleasant all the time and didn't use any profanity.
>>707150859
I got mah cinnamon buns, it's alright c:
>>707150859
Yeah it's pretty nice
You forgot that Bananders lives in the hellscape known as Sweden. Mudslimes probably raped and beheaded all the pretzel makers
>>707151054
those are not pretzel though
>>707151035
Sounds like a right cunt. Good thing you didn't end up meeting him
>>707151188
oh thats right. they only want braed made of sand and camel hair.
>>707150859
I can think of a few other ways that you could get those smells on people
>>707151035
yeah, sounds like you dodged a bullet. some people go crazy over the tiniest things
>>707151203
Dontchu talk shat about muh cinnamon buns
>>707150168
I'm sick.
>>707150859
My sides are also sore from coughing so much.
>>707151249
>>707151301
Yep. I had one other guy threaten to drag my name though his little face book group I guess of collectors about a year ago.
Sounds like the same guy really.
And the thing they got upset over is quite funny. I wanted to charge $20 more for an Atari 2600 because I replaced a lot of the components trying to improve the video signal. I was willing to take a loss at $60 total for it.
>>707151035
Dude was a massive cunt.
>>707151297
He's probably gonna get raped by one if he isn't already ISIS
>>707151301
but a candle is fun and romantic.
>>707151494
its the muslims. they brain washed you into liking those buns because they look like turbans.
>>707151507
make the teaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>707151636
Yes but unfortunately the massive cunt has a massive mouth it seems.
Kinda worried my business will take a hit.
>>707151640
I'm going to stroke you really inappropriately
>>707151636
he couldnt be isis. hes too innocent.
>>707151864
use the icing as lube
>>707151980
You gon' shine so beautifully
>>707151776
>Kinda worried my business will take a hit.
That is quite troublesome. How credible could this guy be? He was obviously just trying to short change you
>>707151980
Swedes are of weak constitution since they've given up their sexy viking ways. He could very well be ISIS as they target the outcasts and the innocent
>>707152196
rub it in like car wax
>>707152283
he isnt isis.
>>707152283
I have no idea.
I just don't like the idea of lies spreading about how I conduct business.
>>707152285
RUUUUBrubrubrubrub
>>707151507
hope you feel better soon
>>707151542
as long as you stayed pleasant and reasonable in your communications, there's not much more you could have done.
>>707151640
but the other ways are more fun
>>707152485
I was.
Yeah, there wasn't much more I could do as far as anything to help.
I guarantee I am no no terrorist. This bomb? Noo, it's just a fancy computer skin
>>707152427
use an orbital buffer too~
>>707152485
what are the other ways?
>>707152343
But he doesn't mind muslims. That's a gateway of being an ISIS sympathizer. Especially for a spineless swede
>>707152365
I'm positive that if you continue to conduct yourself as you have you won't see a hit against you. He just seems to be petulant
>>707152761
Will do! Imma go make bombs for Isis, eerm, I mean take a shower. Laters
>>707152967
What I plan on doing.
>>707152967
when did he say this?
>>707152997
later tater~
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