Who would win /b/? Discuss.
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Who would win /b/?
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>>710489332
pretty sure theyd all melt on jupiter, gg fuck u op.
>>710489332
I think that the massive gravity of Jupiter would suck in the blow dryers and crush them before they were able to get close enough to do anything.
The dryers but only if they stsrted with full gas tanks
>>710489442
But that's a lot of blowdriers
>>710489332
Jupiter, but ONLY because there is not enough room to plug in all the blow dryers.
>>710489517
You're fucking retarded, the blowdryers are powered by solar
>>710489332
>blow dryers work in space
>>710489595
You're fucking retarded, solar blowdryers means that half of them, on the opposite side of the sun from Jupiter, wouldn't even get any sun light because it would block out the sun.
There isn't enough matter for blow dryers to work in space, there's just nothing to move.
>>710489332
you mean 1 octillion
>>710489700
I was clearly joking they would be powered by hydrogen cells u FUCK wit
>>710489332
this is stupid, if you consider a dryers mass is 1kg, all of them will weight the same as 2000 milky ways.
>>710489772
septillion is the brand of blow dryer you fuck head
>>710489632
>>710489752
They'd be on Jupiter not in space you dipshits
>>710489827
or 1358.173 snickers
>>710489772
Noice, also this should be on 'What if' Randal would science the fuck out of it and give us a mad explanation
>>710489865
OP here, I make the rules and it's actually 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 generic brand hair dryers
>>710489870
In any case, however you play it, jupiter wins.
>>710489938
still garbage if you compare them with resses
>>710489332
Well, that's a lot of blow dryers.
>>710489700
Even if they were, Jupiter is huge, fuckin massive, and a blow dryer is small, I'd reckon you'd fit em all around one half easily
>>710489332
apparently the mass of jupiter is approximately 2*10^27 so those hairdriers have around the same mass as Jupiter. So my guess is since Jupiter is an already formed planet, it will be the one to attract the hairdriers and become an even bigger planet.
>>710490021
in that case fuck you
>>710489870
they can't be on jupiter, jupiter isn't solid.
>>710489332
Blow dryers
Assume a mass of 1lb per blow dryer, that number of them would under their own gravitational force be able to initiate fusion reactions (I.e. form a star). Gravitational pull of such an object would consume Jupiter easily.
>>710490338
a planet comprised entirely of blow dryers... sounds like something from Spaceballs
>>710489571
solar powered. if we can solar power a car or house even or even a fridge we can solar power a hair dryer let alone 1000 septillion. we could just simply point them at jupiter and blow that gassy giant away.
>>710489332
cuestion: are the blow dryers three speed power o just standard dry blowers??
>>710490338
Ah but if thas true then old jupiter will have been suffocated by the dryers and new jupiter is more dryer than it is jupirer
dryers win every time
>>710489332
I think what Jupiter will be win, because he does GOD or not?
>>710489332
The gravity is insane on Jupiter.
And it is pretty cold, despite it's size. Jupiter would prob get smoked.
https://youtu.be/ArAZuiIhVpY?t=305
>>710490469
they are vidal sassoon ultimate models with attachments for directed flow
>>710490603
nigga, do you english?
>>710490370
I doubt it. As said earlier, it's approximately the mass of Jupiter, so it's not enough to form a star.
>>710490492
I guess it's a question of perspective. But I wonder how the chemical composition of the hairdryers would affect the new planet.
>>710490469
3 speed, cold and hot.
>>710490492
Correct.
And here's the math to prove it.
An average hair dryer weighs 1.5 pounds or .68 kilograms
1 octillion x .68 is around
6.8x10^26 kilograms of hair drying action right there
And Jupiter (as a planet mostly comprised of gas) weighs around
1.898 × 10^27 kg
This makes the total mass of Jupiter
BARELY larger than the mass of 1 octillion hair dryers.
The new planet which would be made almost entirely out of hairdryers wouldn't be called Jupiter anymore.
>>710490021
Fuck you and your rules
It's an octillion
>>710490852
Yep that's why I wrote an octillion...
>>710490772
Nope
>>710489332
I mean, that's not so many blow dryers
Mandela effect is fucking with me. The universe I am from it is spelled "Jupitor" NOT FUCKING JUPITER.
What the fuck /b/
>>710490973
Refer to
>>710490833
>>710489332
define win
>>710489332
The hair dryers, working together, could blow the planet off axis and into the path of certain doom.
The mass of 1000 septillion blow dryers would be 1,4 * 10^27 kg while Jupiter weights 1.898×10^27.
>>710491056
That is literally impossible. On the planet they would melt and be destroyed, out in space they would not have air to blow.
>>710490797
this solve the equation, first cold up that mathafucker with the #2 speed, then suddently hit the #3 hot speed, see how the entire planet blows up, enjoy the show.
>>710491074
how much surface space would 1000 septillion blow dryers take up? It is possible that you couldn't fit them all on the planet facing the same direction so they would all be facing inward causing no effect.
The hairdryers.
Collecting that many 2Kg (average weight) hairdryers into one spot would create a massive gravitational object with a mass just slightly higher than Jupiter.
However, because of the increased density of the hairdryers' material relative to the gaseous components of Jupiter... this mass would
immediately collapse on itself creating a black hole. The black hole would then proceed to strip Jupiter of it's material until it collapsed into the event horizon.
![WP_000066_thumb[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zVbVAsD.jpg "WP_000066_thumb[3].jpg")
Crush blow dryes are shit and wouldn't last even one week. Long battle Jupiter would win.
>>710491241
You just predicted the extinction of life in our solar system
>>710491144
Space doesn't work that way m8.
>>710491319
I find this photo extremely erotic and sexually exciting
damn it crush blow dryers, not again
I can hear the cry of battle now. Along side the deafening hum of hair dryers. This is what war is about. Hair dyers and planets.
>>710491241
>"However, because of the increased density of the hairdryers' material relative to the gaseous components of Jupiter... this mass would
immediately collapse on itself creating a black hole."
Bullshit. You know nothing of the Schwarzchild radius.
Jupiter is bald. Blow dryers have no effect.
>>710491523
The death of the solar system will be caused by a gigantic mass of hairdryers
>>710489332
Jupiter not enough power to power the dryers
>>710491241
>However, because of the increased density of the hairdryers' material relative to the gaseous components of Jupiter... this mass would
>immediately collapse on itself creating a black hole
I highly doubt that
Blow dryers win
>>710489332
Jupiter has already won because the blow dryers are not even turned on
Who would win
5.000 US Marines or 3 trilllion lions
>>710491720
The marines because the have guns
gentlemen.
>>710491720
I checked in stronghold crusader once. Lions always win.
>>710491817
so who won?
>>710491817
>>i like when people waste time doing shit like this, i feel intelligent.
>>710489332
Mass of Jupiter from Wikipedia: 1.898 × 10^27 kg
Mass of a single Hair Dryer: 1.361 kg
Septillian: 10^24
Mass of 1000 septillion Blow Dryers: 1.361 × 10^27 kg
Jupiter wins the mass game, but only barely.
>>710491382
no. it does. m8
>science
>>710492050
define wasting time
>>710491817
Is this real footage?
>>710491881
neither clearly, it was a loaded question, op is a fag
>>710489332
Fuck off, that's my favorite Jupiter. Leave it alone.
How does either object here win?
If you mean which one survives. then its neither.
You're adding 2 large relative masses which would combine into a new larger mass.
The gravity of this mass would not only pull in 67 moons of Jupiter but cause a massive imbalance in Jupiters solar orbit which would cause the whole solar system to collapse.
>>710491580
how do you know the collapse of such an object suddenly appearing out of nowhere wouldn'tconfine itself into a spheroid with a diameter of around 6 meters?
nothing can destroy jewpiter unless some ovens
>>710492286
yes i enumerated an visual output of the outcome via my enhanced game player machine.
im won of the lucky few privledged to have access to this sort of thing and frankly it worries me sometimes
>>710489332
Kek, they would just blow Jupiter away, it's made out of gas.
Problem solved
>>710492447
no because but then what would take up the place because displacement
>>710492269
colorized.
>>710489332
>1000 septillion
That's 1 octillion you dumbfuck.
>>710492521
There fixed >>710492447
>>710492447
Even if you could work out a way to power them all, Hairdryers wont work in space.
Like the last trap said after taking your pants off, there's literally nothing to blow.
NO WIND TO BLOW IN space
>>710492877
Solar wind
>>710492877
THEN EXPLAIN THE FLAG WAVING
>>710492810
You can move using the force you dumbfuck
Have you never seen a spacewalk before
>>710492932
it was being polite.
>>710492447
theres too many to just point at jupiter thus you would need to pput them on either side ergo it would stand still completely
pic related
>>710492050
>less than one minute of finding gif and putting dryers on it
you spent more time in this thread anyway
>>710493020
But of course. Now I feel a little stupid for not thinking of that myself. Thank you for clarifying.
>>710492934
The force cannot do everything.
I saw this faggot earlier today bragging about his stupid puppet show: thought it was funny to piss him off by leaving him a bunch of 1 stars. Haha he private messages you and leaves a long incoherent rant calling you a honkie ( well me at least) among other insults
""you guys are all bitches with no riches. I'm an entrepreneur by trade and I managed to doop audiences to come see my puppet show! With 30 dollars a ticket, i'm living high and dry in good ole honolulu baby! Raking in at least 45K a year from this lucrative, untouched business. Whaddya think anan, did I make it or what?
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>>710493158
Because the force is the force not the magic
When he lifts things he is pushing against the ground with his feet
Like a crane lifting something up.
a crane can't fly lol
>>710493158
except Jedi could fly
>>710489332
Assuming you would somehow get them around Jupiter, assuming sucked into the planet, and assuming that you could somehow fit an enormously large number of dryers, AND! assuming that such a number as septillion exists (it doesn't), then...
It still would not be a matter of discussion, only mathematical calculations with the exclusion of a large number of physical laws to make this ridiculous problem work.
>>710493158
So like Apocalypse powers up Angel, Storm and Psylock but magneto he just like tells him how to pull metal from the ground.
Does that mean Magneto had all that power all along?
I am confuse
>>710493422
> force: not magic
>>710493431
can't, it is proven by Yoda.
>>710492932
not the moon...
>>710493520
if itr was magic why is it called the force you stupid fuck
>>710493475
what if the dryers were powered by lions
checkmate atheists
>>710490833
But it's 1 septillian hair dryers, not octillion so Jupiter wins
A ~1.7x10^2Kg mass of hairdryers would collapse into an incredibly dense and hot object with an incredible amount of energy. If such an object were 'hurled' toward Jupiter, you would get results similar to how the answers play out in this thread on Reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/17ktzm/what_would_happen_if_two_gas_giants_say_jupiter/
>>710493631
Lions and Tigers and Bears?
>>710493500
Yes. Magneto is already over-powered he just doesn't understand it. He's either really stupid not to have tried it or just afraid and ashamed of his powers and feels like a freak.
>>710493475
>septillion
sep·til·lion
sepˈtilyən/Submit
number
a thousand raised to the eighth power (1024)
>>710493575
Cause "the force" sounds more marketable.
And: Chill, please.
>>710492932
The flag they put on the moon has a metal rod running along the top, and when Neil Armstrong pushed it into the ground, he twisted it a little, which set the fabric into motion. The fabric hanging down from the rod acts like a pendulum, moving back and forth under its own momentum, restrained by the elasticity of the fabric attaching it to the rod above. The result is that the fabric undulates or ripples rhythmically, while the stiffness of the fabric resisting deformation gradually slows it.
>>710493776
My bad, there actually is such a number, it's simply 10^24
>>710490348
The blow dryers are in low orbit blowing outwards
>>710492447
Pluto never gets any respect.
>>710493881
Your wording should be "There actually is a phrase" or "a name for this number" there literally exists every number they just need names. Saying the number exists is like saying that you exist, it's like no kidding right
>>710493631
Better yet, what if the dryers were powered by a magma?
>>710494028
like right now i can say there exists a number called Shishtaglion and maybe you never heard of it but I imagine a number with this name and the number exists. The phrase just isn't in the dictionary.
MFW people try to explain this using science, please stop you're embarrassing yourselves.
Just admit that you are wrong
>>710494028
Do you feel better now?
>>710489332
Are there enough outlets for the hair dryer?
>>710494152
Saying it doesn't mean it's a number you idiot.
>>710494028
actually, one could argue that there exists names for things that don't exist. Then checking if the word septillion is referencing a number is exactly saying "is there such a number" (that is referred to as septillion)
>>710489332
instructions unclear, blow dryers stuck up uranus, jewpiter singing in the shower
>>710494174
>complains about people using science incorrectly
>fails to provide solution to back up his/her claim
>fail
>>710494311
it in fact does and you cannot prove me wrong kiddo. How do you think one million was named?
>>710494334
so, the gas chamber won?
>>710489442
But Jupiter's cold as fuck except the centre
>>710489332
What are the conditions required to win, stupid?
>>710494470
You taking the bait is a win imo.
>>710494458
>except the centre
your post is retarded, and you're retarded for posting it.
You all forgot one simple detail.
If you have 1 septillion hairdryers in space, reply or you mother dies in her sleep.
>>710494470
The opponent's king is threatened with capture and there are no moves that can save the king.
>>710494679
yeah but i don't care about your opinion
>>710494697
>reply or you mother dies in her sleep.
Joke's on you, you forgot to say tonight. I'd rather have her die in her sleep at 100.
>>710494361
Let me jump in here then.
First. Dryers would completely disintegrate due to the temperature and exposure to toxic gases in the "athmospehre" of Jupiter. This is of course neglecting the fact, that they could never really be on the "surface" of Jupiter, as there is no surface, only the density changes. You can actually say, that the Jupiter is sort of a wannabe star, the density just isn't high enough. So right of the bat we ignore the lack of surface and assume that the dryers are suspended +/- at the athmosphere of Jupiter and that they are made of an extremely durable materials that can withstand such conditions.
contd.
>>710494772
It's a win win then.
>>710494361
See
>>710492447
That is the correct explanation to what would have happend
>>710494784
Fuck
>>710494804
arranged in a circle, blowing at an angle, the dryers could maybe form a vortex, like a tornado? Jupiter collapses. Space-nado. killer of solar systems. Jupiter has the last laugh?
Jupiter is big, but I mean, that's A LOT of blow dryers.
>>710489595
>powered by solar
Who is solar?
>>710489332
1 octillion (aka 1000 septillion) blowdryers weigh more than Jupiter. If they are able to turn on OR smash into the planet from the outside of the gravity well and knock it out of orbit, they win.
>>710489332
I don't know that's a lot of blow jobs.
>>710494804
Second. We fit this incredible number of dryers of stupefying reliability side by side (let's assume they are minature). We start to blow them. We turn them on. What now? Well, I don't know the energy that one dryer generates in say one second. But if the number would be known, you would simply have to compare this force that is exerted by the dryers with the gravitational forces that are keeping Jupiter in oribt around the Sun. If they would be higher, than Jupiter would fall out of the orbit. Of course there are many other assumptions that would have to be taken into account, but just taking the most simple case and neglecting the immposible, I would say that 10^24 is quite sufficient to blow it the fuck out of orbit.
>>710495409
Now the question i have, just to be certain, that they are hairdryers and now blowdryers?
>>710493857
That's the most stupid explanation I've ever heard.
>>710496153
It's true though.
I was asking myself if the option was given that space was not a vaccum in this szenario and did not really think about asking any questions. So why are we even discussing it then?
Let's look at this mathematically.
Jupiter's pass is measured to be 1.898 * 10^30 grams.
Now, I can't find anything on the Internet about the force of the air from an average hairdryer but we can probably calculate it. Let's assume that all the hairdryers are placed one metre from the surface of Jupiter. According to one link, the speed of air from a hairdryer on high is 17 metres per second. This would get an acceleration of roughly 8.5 metres per second.
The density of air is 1.225 kilograms per cubic metre. If we imagine the moving air from a hairdryer as a 1 metre tall cylinder with a radius of 7.5 centimetres. This gives us a volume of 0.01767 cubic metres, which means there's 21.646 grams of air in that space.
F = ma, so the estimated force from ONE blow dryer is 0.18399 newtons.
1000 septillion = 1 octillion = 1000000000000000000000000000, which means that all those blow dryers will apply 183.99 septillion newtons of force.
Thus, with F = 183.99 septillion newtons and m = 1.898 * 10^30 grams... Jupiter would be moved at an acceleration of 0.0000969 metres per second. It would take 19.66 days just to move Jupiter one diameter away (139822 kilometres), and that's assuming there's enough electricity to power the hairdryers without any shorting out.
tl;dr: Jupiter fucking wins.
>>710496981
>The density of air is 1.225 kilograms per cubic metre
The density of air in space is 0 kilograms per cubic metre
>>710497075
WOW, you meant actually entering jupiter with the hairdryers and not blowing it away in the literal sense, ok, my bad.
>>710497075
>The density of air in space is 0 kilograms per cubic metre
The density of air on Jupiter is 1.326 grams per cubic centimetre
Well I do have an idea but i would need to know the measurements of the dryers, should be findable i guess
