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Hold up Anon, I have reason to suspect you are in possession of illegal dubs. Show me your singles and you are free to go.
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>>768688782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjekealIyEA
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can't catch me popo!
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UHHH
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>>768688782
Here you go, officer.
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>>768688911
goodbye
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>>768688911
DUBS, GET ON THE GROUND
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>>768688911
WOOP WOOP
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DONT SHOOT! DONT SHOOT!
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>>768688911
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!
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Today you get our dubs, tomorrow our liberty, fuck off cracka'
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>>768688782
What if I have quads?
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Please, shoot me officer.
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>>768688782
Suck my cock, pig.
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I would like to inform you that I have a permit for concealed repeating digits, Officer.
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Officer, I swear I got singles!
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please shoot
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>>768688782
whats a dub officer?
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Officer it was the blacks!!!
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>>768688782
No dubs here, officer
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>>768689208
This
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>>768688782
fuck you coppa!
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fug 12
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>>768688782
I have no time to waste with you. Here, go buy yourself something and speed this thing up.
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>>768688782
Sure here you go
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You can't tell me what to do!
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eff u coppah
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>>768688782
These old things?
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>>768688782
You must be loony officer, do I look like the type to carry dubs on me?
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*turns up NWA on the radio*
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>>768688782
Nigggggguuuuurrrrrr.
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Suck my balls
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{!Lead.Company}

Oh shit, is this not a paste thread??
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Niggers stink
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Here you go officer
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dubs, fucking prove it
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Sir I found these dubs by the side of the road and just picked them up. Please, you can have them if you like.
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>>768689292
>9292
>double singles
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UHH
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>>768689444
All I got are these trips
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>>768689444
OH FUCK *Gunshot*
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>>768689444
>444
trips, thats even more illegal than dubs
lifetime sentence
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gee officers i ain't got no dubs here. i swear!
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>>768688782
it's because I'm white isn't it?
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I'm white, I swear!
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>>768688782
sunny weather today uh
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wtf are dubs
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>>768688782
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>>768688782
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I'm innocent I tell ya!
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>>768689736
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no dubs in here, officer
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>>768689814
Nothing illegal here
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nigger
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>>768689822
Then... where did u got those? BANG BANG
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>>768689822
>DUBS POLICE
>ARREST THIS MAN
>HE TALKS IN DUBS
>HE BUZZES LIKE A FAG
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>>768689988
IT WAS ALL AN INSIDE JOB
BANG BANG
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nothing to see here ociffer
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>>768688782
> Aquì no hay dobles, oficial
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>>768689988
lel
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nigger
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>>768688782
Officer please no I know I am black
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Fuck you pig!
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all I've got is this bomb ass 4
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>>768688782
They see me rollin...you hatin!
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Check them yourself if you can catch me motherfucker
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>>768688911
>>768689444
>>768689822
>>768689988

Time for these niggers to get injected with some cold hard justice!
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Fuck you pig! You'll never get me!
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>>768688782
You'll never take me alive
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>>768690711
And you were right
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n-no dubs h-here officer
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but officer, i have quads, what does this mean?
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>>768688782
Never would I ever
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>>768688782
No dubs here officer.
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You wont find any dubs here ociffer
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>>768688782
Sir; I clearly only have singles sir.
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>>768688782
Ok sir, I'm a respectable gentleman
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nah take me in
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>>768688782
I have a permit for my digits
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Sure officer. Can I go now, my gf is waiting for me, naked. If you know what I mean.
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>>768688782
sure, let me just reach into my pocket here and...
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Please, I'm innocent!
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>>768692033
HANDS IN THE AIR MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>768692033
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>>768692092
YOU WONT CATCH ME.

*runs away with small peniz sticking out of his pocket*
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>>768688782
nothing here officer, can I continue? Also I'm white, and Jamal is on the back of my car.
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>>768688782
Just a humble black man trying to make a living sir i swear
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shieet
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>they think I wouldn't hide illegal dubs behind legal dubs
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but officer, these aren't my pants, i swear !
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>>768688782


occifer, not i'm as think you drunk i are
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Dindu nuffins moffuka
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>>768688782
Pocket sand!
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Nobody is gonna take my dubs
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Im dubs free officer...
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>>768688782
Try me
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No dubs here
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>>768688782
dont shoot im white!
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>>768693526
aAAAa
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I'm holding them for a friend. These aren't even my pants.
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>>768688782
I didn do nufin
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Just let me on my way, officer
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free my nigga anon
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Oh, I've got nothing to do with dubs, officer, believe me!
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>>768692500
>>768692577
>>768693800
>>768693855
>>768693899
*SHOOTS IN AMERICAN*
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You ain't got nothing on me
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Well um ...
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lawyer
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I won't show anything, I didn do nuffin. I know mah rights
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>>768688782
No dubs here, officer
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Glad i don’t have dubs
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Scatter!
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>>768688782
Officer the is no need for trouble.
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>>768688782
OY VEYYYY
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>>768688782
fuck da popo
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here's my single, i swear i dont have trips either
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black man here, im innocent
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>>768688782
I promise bofficer these aren't mine, they were planted.
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>>768688782
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no dubs here sir
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consider me a nigger if dubs or more lays over head
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>>768688782
No problem officer. Here ya go
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S-sure
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Din du nufin
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Never gonna catch me PIG!!!
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>>768695689
OK out of the car!
Out of the car!
Hands onto the roof!
What's your problem? What's your problem, heh? I can't stand scum like you.
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>>768688782
Hello amigo, I'm a hard worker, no dubs, gracias señor
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>>768688782
I have no idea what you're talking about
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>>768688782
I HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE YOU FASCIST COCKSUCKER!
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They aren't mine
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try me bitch
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FBI here, these dubs I possess are legal.
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Problems, officer? Dubs are legal in this state!
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>>768688782
no need to worry officer, no dubs in this car sir
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>>768688782
Mister, don’t shoot me please! It was not my fault, my dad gave them to me!
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>>768688782
It's all good here. I never roll dubs. :(
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rolling
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I dindu nuffin
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>>768688782
>>768688782
I plead the fifth
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>>768688782
i've got a permit for these
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>>768688782
I'm innocent
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I'm black!
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Fuck the police
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Here you go officer. I'm innocent I swear!
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>>768688782
Just your a-average kid here u-um, sir!
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KHAJIT IS INNOCENT OF THIS CRIME
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>>768696245

Get him boys
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Here, officer. Check it, I’m dubs-free!
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>>768688782
*Pulls out gun*
You're not going to catch me, police scum
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>>768688782
You can't catch me!
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I'll give you my membership if you find dubs!
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Of course! You'll find nothing but a fine, upstanding citizen here!
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>Teleports behind you
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>>768688782
Only singles here officer.
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Ay man no dubs heah, im a gud boi i dindu nuffin
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>>768688782
>glitched prices!!!! nons!
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Guys... you just have to realize, the last thread was one of a kind, we arent getting quads or 1337 hacker guy back...
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as if it's possible for me to roll dubs
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>>768688888
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>>768688782
I have nothing Sir.
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>>768688782
No dubs here, officer
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>>768696026
looks like I stole them
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here they are, officer
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>>768688782
Good evening officer, I'm just an innocent african american man making my way home from church.
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I have been cursed as the dubbiest nigga in the universe. It is my curse to bear. It is my curse to wear. It is my curse to share. Whit all those who care. I'm always going to be there. Dubbing is my name. It is who I've became. I truly am the master of my game.
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>>768688782
AM I UNDER ARREST!!??
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hello im black
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s-shit
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>>768688782
Morning, officer
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>>768688782
OH GOD HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!
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>>768688782
i have no dubs
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>>768688782
Joke is on you! I dropped my dubs in another thread.
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>>768698381
Nigger
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>>768688782
test
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Go ahead.

Make me a martyr.
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>>768688782
You don't know me, you fucking pig. Am I under arrest?
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>>768688782
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>>768698455
UNDER ARREST
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>>768688782

Is weed illegal?
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>>768698684
DON'T SHOOT ME I'M WHITE
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You'll never take me alive, bigger.
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LIVE P.D
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>>768688782
oh shit it's the cops, be cool
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>>768688782
Sorry. Only singles and trips!
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Of course officer, here are my credentials.
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>>768688782
Fuck off I ain't done nothin
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>>768688782
I got quads ya fuck
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>>768688782
Nerd
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>>768699999
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fuck off pig
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Nothing to hide, Put your gun down Officer
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Dindu nuffin bix nood
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>>768688782
Hold up officer, I have reason to suspect you smoke cock on the daily
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Balls
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ay ay ay fuck 12 pussy nigga come get it
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Not this again. How many times to I have to tell you guys? I'm clean. Haven't gotten a single set of dubs in months
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got me officer
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Shove your bullets up your ass, pig.
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nothing going on here officer here are my singles have a nice day
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Right here officer
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fr tho i cant go back but i got trips but can you please just let me go
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>>768688782
Those ain't dubs...
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>>768688782
look officer
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ssssss
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>>768688782
I know my rights copper
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Officer I have to inform you that there are no dubs to be seen in this vehicle

If there are, check em
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>>768688782
I've got one.
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>>768688782

no u
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No U
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>>768688782
oi noi
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>>768688782
WANNA FUCK WITH ME
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there you go officer
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I'm black
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What's dubs?
If you're looking for them I think I am too,I like breaking the law
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Okay.
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>>768703111
He did it
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>>768702844
>>768703111
TO THE SLAMMER WITH YOU!
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Nigga bullets don't work on me
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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These aren't my dubs I swear
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>>768688782
aint no party like a repeating digit party because a repeating digit party is guaranteed replies
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I'm just holding them for a friend
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>>768688782
I'm clean officer, no need to worry
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No dubs here massa
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>>768688782
fuck off pig you cant have them
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>>768688782
What do you mean ,dubs? Im a Veteran and a father of 3 I don't do dubs
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>>768688782
Whoòoo I'm not reaching .
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>>768688782
These are my medical dubs I have a brain tumor and I tried everything but these dubs are the only thing that helped me officer
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I hate this game
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its about time for some dubberinos
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>>768688782
if dubs, i'll dox myself

if trips you dox yourselves

nig-check won't do it faggots
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Here you go...
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>>768688782
officer I aint got no dubz
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Blammo
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just casually strolling by, am single like every other /b/tard, even kissless virgin i swears
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Go ahead officer. Search my post. Nothing to hide here.
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>>768688782
Here you go officer
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>>768688782
nothing here officer
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>>768705655
GET ON THE GROUND!
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>>768688782
No dubs here, Officer :^)
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>>768688782
No dubs here boss
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>>768688782
no dubs here
check 'em sir
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I haven't had dubs since I was 16
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>>768688782
officer, there must be a mistake. i'm white
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they're not mine officer I was just holding them for a friend I swear
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Here officer
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>>768688782
maan ai dindu nuffin
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I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO PRISON!
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im white. only niggers have dubs, officer. certainly you understand.
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officer I swear its not mine
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I'm only guilty of singles and trips. Where can I get fresh quads?
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Illegal dubs gets you more than jail time... it gets you a TICKET
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>>768688782
kys officer
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>>768688782
here officer, can i go?
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here
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Oh shit nigga, not the police!
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but i want to die
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>>768688782
Sure thing
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>>768688782
swear i dun dinnit
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>>768688782
OK officer
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sure
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check em
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Just me officer, a white guy I swear!
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>>768688782
i did nothing wrong officer
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>>768688782
I dindu nuffin
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IDI NAHU
>Czech en
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>>768688782
There is nothing to see here officer.
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>>768707233
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND RIGHT NOW NIGGER
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>>768688782
no dubs here officer
have a good day
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>>768688782
no dubs here officer.
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>>768707577
We've got a code 7 here, I repeat a code 7, requesting immediate backup!
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what seems the officer problem?
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>>768707639
sorry sir, reroll for singles
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Am I being deatined?!
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Check me ive got nothing to be afraid of
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I dindu nuffin officer
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check 'em officer
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>>768688782
http://www.vf.is/adsent/frelsi-til-ad-leigja/83147

Check my dubs
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welp im black shhhhhhhhh
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>>768688782
fuck uou copper
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I know my rights faggot
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>>768688782
OK just let me get out my liscence
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>>768688782
Nothing illegal here, bro
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Oh snap
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fuck you officer
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>>768688782
You got me copper.
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