ITT we all act like proper gentlemen until somebody gets trips.
Jolly good
Jolly good!
>>768689977
Your double trips impress me greatly good sir.
Hello fellow gentleman, lovely weather isn't it? Perfect weather for trips...
>>768690064
Excuse me sir, did you mean dubs dubs? You are mistaken.
>>768690068
Indeed. The sun is shining, the birds are singing sweet songs of nothing... what a day for trips!
nigger
>>768690364
I say!
>>768689641
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
I do believe a bump is in order.
Huzzahh, gentlemen, and tally ho. I happened upon your gracious thread and wanted to throw my hat in the ring, as it were, and try my hand at some trips!
Wish me luck, my friends!
Good day lads, how does everyone fair on this glorious afternoon?
>>768689977
Marvelous digits sir!
>>768689641
No people of color in this thread right? I would hate to share a conversation with someone so primitive
>>768690667
Ah! So close, I must say! Behold, almost a triple 6!
>>768690667
My gentleman, you are on some very thin ice I say!
what a pleasant time this is
>>768690799
>>768690811
back to back dubs, well done lads
>>768690829
Balancing on the edge of a knife, hmm?
Hello, fine gentlemen, how is it today?
>>768690811
Gasp! The trips of the devil? I certainly hope not!
I want to point at the fact the the last three digits of my post numbers will be trips good sirs
>>768690911
It’s perfect weather for trips!
>>768690938
Hohoho, you seem to be mistaken.
Quite the darned luck we are have chaps, wouldn't you agree?
>>768691006
Shucks, foiled again.
>>768691006
Yes, yes, very lucky indeed
Check'eth gentlemen!
Oh dear. Our luck does not seem to rich today, fellows.
>>768689641
I do say, a fine evening to all of you!
>>768691121
What rotten circumstance! Nearly quads!
>>768691152
Fine it is, welcome to our convention.
>>768691200
Fine doubles, sir
>>768690364
Hush hush, you foul mouthed ruffian.
I must please you with my trips.
>>768691271
Many gracious thanks.
>>768691286
Bad luck, gentleman
Hello my good gents, how are you on this fine day?
Enjoy lads.
>>768691329
Sadly our luck seems to be failing us.
>>768691343
Fine, i must say, perfect weather to get trips.
>>768691366
Jolly dubs there.
Gordon bloody Bennett, I would be ecstatic with some trips.
>>768689641
'Sup, cunts
>>768691366
I must agree.
Trips you say?
>>768691366
Almost got it chap! By a hair I say.
>>768691418
Sir, I ask you kindly to cease your foul language.
>>768691418
What a mouth sir, you shall meet your faith soon
>>768691418
Oh my! Watch your mouth!
>>768691355
I often enjoy the company of a fine lad in women's clothing.
>implying trips ever happen in /b/
>>768691491
And thus presents us with life's greatest mystery.
Are traps gay, good sir?
'ello gentlemen
Check em fella's.
Good night, everyone
Shall this post be the trips, gentlemen?
>>768689641
Good afternoon to you chaps, having a spot of tea are we?
Here goes trips ya old sacks of shit
I shall be chosen triplord cummingsworth.
Loosers
>>768691593
Please, sir,
>>>>/out/
>>768691593
Oh my! There are ladies present!
*tips fedora*
greetings, m'gentlemen. how is your day going?
>>768690364
Oh dear! You bloody scoundrel how dare you?!!
>>768691588
Those are some spot on dubs.
Big trips
this is what i imagine reddit is like
>>768691588
Ah, another sighting of some dubs, my good sir! Well done, I say. Well done indeed.
>>768691659
Which is this "reddit" you speak of Sir? That sounds rather foreign to me I do say!
Quite a splendid group of gents I say.
Lord Trips
>>768691693
I do believe it is “leddit”, sir. Or “plebbit”.
>>768691745
Farewell, my gentleman
'T is an abundance of dubs as I see it fellow brethren, but we will strive and claim those elusive trips, good luck to all!
>>768691610
I must go hunting, fine day afterall lads.
I like
>>768691693
Ah, 'tis a site but not like you would think. A hive of scum and villainy, to quote a famous desert dweller.
.
Ebola
Trips? Do trips abound?
oi wankers, check these
>>768691880
What could this mean, bretheren?
I hear reddit is just for women who don't want to work in the kitchen, and sweaty plebs defending, date I say it, women rights. I walked in on the chaps quite a few times.
Stalin agrees
>>768691904
My word!
>>768691862
What do you like my friend? Trips? Dubs? What is it you need?
>>768691616
Where are your manners, silly boy?
>>768689641
Lovely day for a post on 4chan, isn't it, lads?
Also, loose your shit now.
>>768691628
Ladies? Where?!
Check em teasippers
biscuits.
>>768691988
I would rather tight my belongings.
>>768692017
OOPS wrong post! silly me.
Good evening gentlemen!
This is sparta
>>768691966
Nice dubs, brother
Oh golly! We are having such a nice day, so why are there some foul-mouthed hooligans in this peaceful community?
>>768691967
Censor this man! He is quite inappropriate!
Anyone care for a fine glass of scotch?
For the queen!
Jolly weather today eh?
oioi lads
>>768692133
Yes, I have checked the digits of your post.
Oh mighty Lord of this so called website of "4chan", grant me the immaculate power of the well known triplets! As Tesla said: "If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have a key to the universe.”
>>768692200
Dubs dubs. How... quaint.
I do say, what a fine group of gentlemen we have here today.
>>768692136
Agreed.
inb4 quads
>>768692109
Terribly sorry sir, I had a Snickers, I'm all fine now. how are you doing?
>>768692200
>>768692233
>>768692277
Oh how beautiful to see, a sight for royals
>>768692305
Im doing well! Eating goldfish, petting my small chihuahua mix. And you?
What a quaint thread! I think I shall join.
>>768692332
oh my! terribly close to triple digits!
>>768692233
Such a tease, if it was only a 3 instead of a 2 but don't give up old chap, keep on persevering! For the trips, for glory I say!
hello hello!
>>768692438
For glory indeed.
>>768692459
Greetings, gentleman
>>768692459
Welcome to the most polite thread on /b/! How are you, Anon?
I strolled along Barnberry Street yester morning and happened upon a dapper hat. It spoke to me and said "you shall stay here while I go on 'ahead'"! Oh ho ho. Quite the joker I am! I have plenty more that will certainly knock your stockings off!
>>768692348
Not too bad, sir. A goldfish in this economy?, Boy you must be doing well.
>>768692520
i am quite good indeed! how about you my good sir?
Whenever I have lamented the poor use of English grammar, lexicon or semantics in the present age, people have told me that I was over-reacting, and that English, like all other languages, evolves, so I just had to accept that. At first, I just seethed inside, as if that facile explanation justified any vulgarity and barbarism that passed from the mouths of young people today. Then I realised something: in saying that language “evolved”, they were unconsciously using a metaphor- a metaphor which compared language with living organisms. And then this metaphor led me (to use another metaphor) to an interesting development which would justify my point of view: if language evolves without preservation or conservation of any kind, it will decay and decompose. If a food product containing bacteria is left out of a refrigerator for more than an hour, it will “evolve”, certainly, but not in a pleasant way. Likewise, language without the preservatives of grammar and sound syntax and semantics will certainly decay, and the evidence of this is all around us. Anyone who does not believe me need only peruse two or three pages of the Internet, (especially 4chan), turn on the television for ten minutes, or ride a bus or train after school hours.
>>768692650
I agree, fine sir.
>>768692571
I am doing quite well... my petticoat could use an ironing but otherwise I am just fine.
so..
>>768692676
Ah, as petticoats do! Enjoy your evening my good sir!
G'day chaps
Triples, gentlemen.
>>768692808
Greetings! How are you today?
I do decree a trips
>>768692817
Afraid not, sir.
>>768692817
Another day, chap
>>768692808
Hello mate, how are you this fine morning?
Fine day, chaps
Will the trips never come???
//sobs quietly into pocket kerchief
>>768692963
Perservere, chap
I say. I suppose I'll give it a shot, old boy.
>>768693000
FUCK OFF
>>768693000
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER
>>768693000
huzzAH, FAGGOT
>>768693000
FUCKIN CUCK BITCH ASS CIMLORD GET OFF MY BOARD
>>768692963
Don't be sad gentleman! One day the trips shall come.
>>768693000
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO I DID IT
>>768693000
AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Should I remind you it's dangerous to summon the trio of the devil, lads?, Mind your numbers out there.
>>768693000
This bitch, right here.... This is the dumb bitch that legitimately ruined our nice thread
>>768693000
GOT OFF THE FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP HERE ALL KF YOU EAT MY SHIT
>>768693000
go kill yourself white boy
NOW THIS DAY IS SHIT THANKS TO YOU ASSWIPE
>>768693000
FUCK MY ASS WE HAVE A TRIPPPPPPLE! CRACK THE CHAMPAGNE OVER MY HEAD AND STICK A SHLONG IN MY MOUTH!
>>768693000
HELL YEAH BITCH I KNEW IT FUCK ME YESSSSSSSSSS FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES YOU MONGOLOID IDIOT, CAN YOU EVEN WITNESS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768693113
I'll necro you after I kill you cocksucker, after that I MAY eat your shit, you worthless trash
AMA it's me
>>768693307
Fuck off you absolute cunt.
>>768693224
I'M GONNA STICK IT TO YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY DIP SHIT
>>768693307
How do you feel being a physical embodiment of OP's literal worthless shit?
>>768693000
ayyy lmao
feels good man, see you gentlemen
>>768693307
FUCKING KYS FAGGOT
>>768693000
ALL JEWS MUST HANG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768693307
WELL THEN LETS SEE ANOTHER ONE YOU MONKEY SO WE CAN GO BACK TO BEING POLITE AND RETARDED
>>768693000
Cunt nigger
Nigger faggot
NEXT TRIPS LETS US BE GENTLEMEN AGAIN
>>768693000
You are the cancer of the world
UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I CAAAAAAANT HOLD IT ANY LONGER I WANT TO BE A GENTLEMAN AGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN LET ME BE WHAT I WANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TRIPS SOMEONE GIVE THEM TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768693000
NIGGER
Cancerous niggers
Trips fags
bigger nigger trIPs
Is Trump winning with Kim Dong yet?
