You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest.
>TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS
You look over at the table and see a...
>Go to google images
>put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon'
>post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)
You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....
How fucked are you /b/?
>>713413077
>13077
i don't even
>>713413077
rolololo
>>713413077
/b/ump
They see me rollin
>>713413077
Pls give mecha
roll
Roll
Roll
tango down
nuke get
>>713413077
Rolln
Roll
roll
xd
>>713413077
Gimme roboslave
>>713413077
Fun
Roll
>>713413322
>13322
Could have had a tank but she looks prettier
>>713413655
>>713413645
Nice
rooll
rolling
>>713413077
Roll
>>713413077
TEST
>>713413077
rolll
rolling for good weapon
roll
Rolllll
>>713413077
rolling nigger
rillong
What
The
Fuck...
Rolld
>>713413858
yea someone just happened to be lugging around a huge velos 5 inch gun that probably weighs 5 tonnes and left it on the bedside table
>>713413912
I might live
>>713413956
oh god why
roll
>>713413077
roll
>>713413932
I'm good
>>713413077
How'd I get in detroit?
>>713413077
Sure
>>713413881
I'm good
Rollllling
roll into a garbage compactor
>>713413077
Roll
>>713413681
I'll be alright
>>713413925
I have a nigger. Nice.
>>713413998
fuckin' brutal
>>713413077
rolololololooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lo
rollingg
>>713414108
now this i can live with
>>713414036
Cod?
>>713413660
Literally first image. Putin will save me
Pew pew
>>713414105
The fuck am I supposed to do
>>713414101
as a non amerifat, is detroit that much of a shithole?
>>713413077
rolling
>>713414294
op here
i meant post first image of a reasonable weapon
>>713413077
Rollan
>>713413077
Da fuq is this? You stole the plot from the movie 28 days later
Reroll
>>713413077
Hell yea boi
rolllling
>>713414319
Oh I forgot the image
I cant do shit
Im ded
rolling
>>713413077
roll
>>713414277
Fallout 4 far harbor dlc
Roll
>>713414439
Not fucked but not good either
>>713414506
Wait this still isnt wrong wrong photo
This is the one
My b
roll
>>713413077
Goodluck pls
Regardless of the weapon i get I'll be fine. I'm not afraid of someone who's choking on blood. If anything I'd try to help them.
roll
Rull
>>713414470
I ain't even lying either.
rolls
>>713413077
roll
Rolling
Is a me rollorino
>>713414469
Peace is my only weapon
Death by snoo snoo
>>713414553
Guess I'm good
>>713414433
I know, but found it amusing, having a russian light armoured vehivle as weapon amusing.
This was first reasonable hit
>>713413077
rollllllllllllll
>>713414517
possible rip
Roll
>>713414552
This worked out better than expected
>>713414710
9/10 would survive quite well
>>713413077
roll
Roll
Rallin
>>713413077
Sure, I'll play
14769 that's my weapon
>>713414798
hippy bastard
roll
I always get the best out of luck.
Roll
Roll
>>713414829
the weapon on the right is decent for close combat
>weapon is a gun
>It has 3 rounds in it
>Turn safety off
>Put gun to head
>Pull trigger
>Doesn't kill you just hurts a little like a bruise on your shoulder
>Turns out you're immortal
>All other humans have extinct
>You get to live out eternity all alone and unable to die
Sometimes I feel this is what death is
Roll
>>713414930
Roll
Roll.
>>713413077
Let's go then
Rollorino
>>713415092
Suppose this worked out well
>>713414053
Haha.
Also roll.
mj
>>713413077
>>713415039
Da fuck do I do with this?
Fear me
>>713413077
rollan like a bitch
Oh lawd
Rolling
minigun get
>>713413077
Rollin for a good number.
>>713413077
Rolling desu
>>713413077
well fuck, I have to play this..
>>713413536
Which one?
>>713415090
My weapon is aids. Hahaha. I kill all the gays and wipe them out of existance. Maybe niggers too if I get paid.
rolllll
Let's go boys
rolololol
>>713414798
I'm going to follow you around hit you with foam blow darts at random moments when you least expect it until one of us dies. punkass hippy
>>713413077
roll
>>713415315
Don't know what the fuck these are but it's time to dish out some pain!
Roll
if legit metal might survive long enough to find a better weapon
>>713415539
Not bad but a gun would have been nice
>>713413077
Rollin
>>713415558
well shit, not only did I miss quads, I'm fucked in every situation outside of a zombie apocalypse...and even then, chances are slim. Balls.
>>713413077
Rolling
>>713415694
These things pissed me off so bad.
>>713415358
That's a Doggodile bro, and a Doggodile handler. Your shit is safe.
>>713413077
Test
rill
okkkkk
roll
Rollan
>>713415394
I got a motherfucking gravity rifle.
"Sucks to be you, fucker..."
Rolling for dildo
Rolling like I know what I'm doing
>>713415987
Im not even into guns
This is a sexy gun
>>713413077
Scott rolen
Roll
>>713413077
Roll ohkoi
>>713416031
I
>>713413077
I awake and see...
Rollerino
Rolling
rolento
Rolling
>>713416187
dunno my guns for shit but isnt tthat an AR15 or something in the AR family
>>713413077
Roll
>>713416221
Fuck yeah. Im leaving this shithole
>>713413077
Time to do God's work.
rell
>>713415896
When I was a kid I thought Nerf products looked like dollar store quality shit, so I never asked for any. From what I've heard from numerous people, Nerf is a shitty product. Or at least was, I don't know how they're doing currently.
Shotgun here we go
>>713416240
bazooka?
at least you'd destroy whatever the fuck is outside the room and yourself
PENIS CANCER CANCER PENIS!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!__÷√EM
oh sheeeeeeeet
>>713416148
I think I'm fucked, guys
Let's go
Super fucked.
>>713415817
The fuck you going to do with that? Slowly dig your grave?
Roll
>>713413077
wow
>>713416044
I don't know, seems like it would be pretty annoying
Pic and link related
https://youtu.be/ZQAtcrROFDE
>>713416276
I'll be fine.
Niggers
>>713416407
>16407
Amen
Rollerino
>>713416244
This fuckin thing
>>713413077
rollerino
Roll
>>713413077
Roll
aids
>>713413077
Why not
>>713413077
rolling pin
>>713416407
Weapon
Rolling
roll
Hope I'm not fucked
>>713413077
I've got a bad feeling about this.
>>713416468
Enjoy your safe space.
>>713416563
not fucked at all
>>713413077
roller
>>713416552
>>713416529
Yep me too
hjgh
ok
>>713416363
Haven't seen the movie
Is it a shotgun or a rifle? Does it fire bullets or futuristic ammo stuff?
I'm too lazy to even find the scene
>>713416580
I think I'll be fine
hehe
>>713416659
Surprised you made it out of the coma.
Roll
sounds cool. roll
>>713416822
i thint it shoots lazer beams, like in star wars
Rollolo
Roll
>>713413077
rip
roll
>>713413077
anime weapon plz!
Roll.
>>713416789
not bad, steyr AUG
oh hell yeah
>>713413077
rolllllllllll
>>713413077
Roll
Rollerino
>>713413077
rollin
roll for luck?
Roll
>>713416640
At least I can still hit things when I run out of fuel...
Saved.
Roll
>>713413077
Rolololol
Roll
>>713413077
Roll
>>713416995
FUCK YEAH NIGGERS
>>713416956
wtf
>>713416973
I am doing alright.
ROLLZ
>>713416981
>16981
FUCK!
Rollo
>>713417076
rerolling
lets go
rolllllll
rollerino
hope it's a gun so i can finally go painlessly
otherwise ill just have to suck it up while i kill myself
>>713417115
I think I'll do just fine
roll
....
>>713417039
Sweet a dragunov
>>713417158
give me tha dice
>>713413077
Give me a mobile suit
i hope not too fucked.
what the fuck?
Roll
>>713417144
>17144
I guess it is an Insane weapon...
rolling
MK48 FUCKERS HAHAHA
>>713417306
ffs this'll be painful
>>713417206
Verified it, you get butt plugs.
Erm, I mean, "earrings."
>>713413077
Rolling
>>713413077
roqwwrqrqqrwqr
roll
Rol
Roooooolio
>>713416925
holy molly is he my gun?
Roll
Roll
>>713417365
i think i read that those things are the choice of terrorists in iraq as they're cheap compare to other sniper rifles but do the job well
>>713417252
I guess
Rollin Rollin Rollin
>>713413077
gorilla rollin'
fefe
>>713413077
god help me
>>713413077
Roll
>>713417509
Looks like I'm stuck with a French sword bayonet from 1876. I don't think my chances are that bad.
rolling for banana clips
roll
>>713417515
well if it was snowing you could do a 360 and slide away
roll
>>713416943
Thx anon
Grollin
Ugh
Roll
Roll
>>713417648
Ok i guess
Rolling for something good
Roll
Roll
>>713413077
I realize I am in the living dead twilight zone.
Cowboy up fuck everything grab my weapons and fight on
roll
Lul
Roll
roll
im cool with this
>>713417758
Could have been worse I guess.
>>713413077
Rooling
rolling
Rolling
Rolling
>>713413077
okgo
>>713417813
wtf is this shit lmao
rol
>>713417878
Well I'm not screwed
>>713414327
Short answer? Yes
>>713417888
Umm???
>>713413077
rollin
rollerino
>>713413077
roll
>>713413077
roll
>>713413077
Roll
Rollll
Gucci Weapon plez
huh...
>>713413077
rollin
>>713413077
Double roll
>>713413077
Rolling for the apocalypse
