B-better late than never, w-welcome to Tea Therapy with Alice!
G-get a cup of tea and s-some psychological advice, all in one place!
>>713409550
What's Jherapy Jea?
I will never understand these threads.
>>713409550
>Hotmale
Heeeey! Its Alice! Look guys, Alice! Whats new babe?
>>713409550
What tea are we having today, Alice?
oh shit thisll be the third thread im in of yours
you going to do some breakfast or some shit this time too?
Hello there.
You are cute! Show us your outfit!
>>713409795
I am v-very glad you asked!
H-here is todays tea everyone!
i haven't been in /b/ for quite a while, what is this all about?
Hi Alice! Hope you had a good Thanksgiving weekend.
It's Hell Week... I've got 2 sizeable homework assignments and a paper due within a week. Plugging away at them but now I could use a break. Tea sounds lovely <4
>>713409810
>>713409936
you are fuckin MAGIC
>>713409936
AHAH I KNEW IT
>>713409550
I'm here
Yay! Hello Alice!
:O
fancy gloves!
therapy? kewl
Freindly bump 4 u
>>713409936
Question: Is there a single tea you have brewed that is not high in antioxidants?
>>713410056
nice feet
>>713410097
>>713410097
Don't most teas have a lot anyways?
>>713409734
I h-help people, what's t-the problem?
>>713409752
I'm f-female <4
>>713409753
Not much, n-nice boat!
>>713409944
I h-help people who have problems <4
>>713409823
Hello love!
>>713409976
R-right?
>>713409944
Love and c-cheer!
>>713410062
H-hello doll <4
>>713410097
N-not one!
>>713409936
good choice, black tea has also been known to slow the side effects of cigarette smoking, which is bad so don't do it!
W-well, since everyone is so into todays tea, l-let me pour you all some <4
>>713409936
You linked me here.
Good evening Alice. Nice to see you online
>>713409550
Pop them out cunt
Hi Alice, how have you been?
>>713409936
Does your fridge have a water thing?
> or do u use brita water filter tubes?
>>713410209
Is there such a legendary tea? Could I slowly destroy the life span of someone via a highly oxidized tea? Would the quickest way to be to serve it while it's on fire?
What qualifies something as a "tea" anyways? Is a tea just a type of soup?
Inquiring minds have to know!
Ive cheated on my gf of 4 years with 5 different girls.
i'm currently semi dating another girl at the same time. I dont want to give her or my gf up. I'm going on a trip with the affair this weekend. I'm really excited about it. But if my gf finds out, i'm fuckin done.
But I'd like to marry my gf, shes amazing and literally does everything I want or need. I should have zero compaints, but all the tren I'm on make me want to fuck everything.
>>713409936
Are you intentionally wearing a similar outfit to that doll?
that's kinda cute tbh
>>713409550
Hey alice Can we have some croissant too?
Hello Alice. Tea sounds lovely
>>713410279
never change bud
>>713410209
How are you today, Alice?
>>713410279
Sweet stockings. SO you trash that fucking pan yet or am I going to see it again in a few days?
>>713410510
shut up moonbitch
Hello Alice
I'm just going to crash here until Reimu's thread is up
I won't be too much of a pest
-Sweet Roll
>>713410279
those are nice gloves you have, Alice, I've noticed you keep adding on things to this outfit. It looks very pretty.
>>713410361
And a v-very good day to you <4 How c-can I help you today?
>>713410377
N-neither!
>>713410389
Yes, yes but it would just be poison, add alcohol, tea requires tea leaves
>>713410407
W-why are you cheating on your gf if y-you want to marry her?
>>713410417
Correct!
>>713410458
F-feel free to add!
>>713410459
I'm g-glad you enjoy it <4
>>713410535
You'll see it on Friday. Stop asking.
>>713410525
C-can't complain, you?
>>713409936
Your legs are the best
>>713410371
Chill bro
>>713410279
I spy an Adam's apple
>>713410417
You should google Alice Margatroid Itll give you the idea.
>>713410209
I have no problems to talk about so I will just say that I hope you feel great today with me!
>>713410708
What qualifies as a tea leaf? Is it a type of species? I've heard of marijuana tea and I'm fairly certain that's not considered a tea leaf.
>>713409550
Well, you've maid my day Alice! Oh god, that was terrible. I feel so ashamed
Why is it so cold, Alice?
So dark and cold.
>>713410869
You are niggeer faggot.
>>713409550
That's an angry looking doll.
>>713410708
Ooooout the faus??
>>713410627
I'm w-working towards a few m-more outfits too <4
>>713410746
T-thank you, how c-can I help you though?
>>713410762
S-sorry, don't have one <4
>>713410846
T-thank you a lot Flandre, t-that means a lot to me <4
>>713410849
W-well yes because that isn't a thing; the proper name is "cannabis".
>>713410908
W-what do you mean? Tell me everything.
>>713410933
S-she is just tsundere.
>>713410762
I spy a faggot.
>>713410908
bc your a nigger
H-hey alice, I'm at the biggest crossroads in my life and no one seems to care which decision I make. Also I seem to get in a habit of confessing to girls where they, in turn, say they like me too; but then pretend the conversation never happened.
>>713410389
Put a smidgen of oil on top, light it on fire
>>713410708
My day's been fine, you always seem to catch me at the worst of times though, I just finished making spearmint tea .-.
>>713410983
And I'm sure "green tea" and "earl grey" are not the proper scientific names either. Shockingly enough I don't think "cannabis" counts as a tea either smart aleck ;P
>>713410983
Hey alice. Do you think there's afterlife?
I created the Ginyu Force in The Sims 3.
Aren't you impressed?
H-hi Alice!
Excuse me, do you have any coffee?
Do you have any recommendations on what to give friends for Christmas?
>>713410849
It's not really a type of "tea", you can soak marijuana in hot tea with something like honey or butter in it to get the THC to stick in it.
>>713410708
Best way to kill myself?
>>713410209
You look great either way, almost a shame you are not a guy. Thank you for pouring the tea.
>>713410374
>>713410708
Im not one much for talking today. A little tipsy, wanted to say its good to see you, and hope your well
How do I make tea?
>>713411042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAPE0-49mCo
>>713411110
adorable pic
>>713411102
>>713411177
Don't do it, you just got dubs!
>>713411042
W-what decisions do you have to m-make, and what d-do you wish to do?
>>713411052
Bleh!
>>713411073
It s-sure does; some of the original uses of cannabis are as a t-tea <4
>>713411088
No.
>>713411102
Also no.
>>713411110
I d-do, would you like some?
What kind of friends do you have?
>>713411177
Surrounded by all y-your friends and family at t-the end of your nature life span <4
>>713411188
W-why would that be a shame...?
>>713410708
>>713411284
Figured as much. You'd never give up that dirty ass bitch. *cough* *nasty ho*
Well enjoy your thread and stuff. I need to go grab some beer. Peace babe.
>>713410983
I am going to make myself some black tea now I guess since I have it. Good luck with the people in need!
i will take a tall glass of arnold palmer and advice on why i shouldn't kms
>>713411102
Hello Blue
-Sweet Roll
>>713411222
Using a kettle <4
>>713411346
H-have a good night!
>>713411359
H-hope you enjoy it!
>>713411284
Hot or cold?
SHOW US YOUR DICK
>>713411399
W-why do you wish to kill yourself?
>>713411414
Cold of c-course!
>>713411284
Hey Alice. Do you believe gene affect I.Q or environment affect I.Q?
>>713411284
Who is your favorite chef, Alice? Smart money's on Guy Fieri.
>>713411284
Natural life span? Also uh what am I supposed to be doing? You sorta linked me here but didn't really say anything after that. :/
>>713411284
>Also no.
Well, I'm going to go cry my pathetic ass to sleep now, if it's all the same to you.
>>713411409
Oh I will!
>>713411497
Both. Any other opinion is mindless and insipid.
Better have some of this at this party.
>>713411497
Not Alice but anyone would say both. Technically if you received a traumatic brain injury (which would affect IQ) that still is affected by the environment, and by the fact that you're human, and thus more intelligent than most animals, it's also genetic. The question is to what extent.
>>713411284
You would look cute as a guy and having tea poured while playing video games would be amazing.
>>713411284
Did you just "Bleh" my tea? meanie
>>713411556
Sleep well ^^ finish your tea first, it helps you sleep easier
>>713411605
Great answer. That's what I expected.
>>713411188
It is a guy retard....
>>713411237
mother fucker, you just turned a stressful situation into an epic and stressful situation
Oh thank goodness I thought I missed it.
>>713411669
Ha. That's a smart one.
>>713411497
B-both, of course; the evidence is quite clear on this.
>>713411501
I l-like Chef Elzar!
>>713411523
Y-yes <4
>>713411556
S-sleep well!
>>713411688
W-what? I play video games? I'm actually a game designer...
>>713411713
I d-did!
>>713411797
No, I'm a girl.
>>713411284
Y-yes, please. Black coffee would be perfect with like 4 splendas and a splash of milk.
T-thank you!!!
And one pair of friends is a couple that is having some relationship problems but are nice and the other friend, she is very bubbly.
>>713411865
A b-bit slow tonight.
>>713411489
Hey Alice, why do you insist on responding to those that question your gender/sex in each thread? It's not like you can't ignore them and it's not like they'd believe you if you disagreed anyways.
>>713411797
You don't need to be so rude...
>>713411188
Alice would make a very cute boy, I'd have to agree ^^
>>713411880
What games are you designing at the moment? And what's a good tea for someone who likes bitter drinks but with a mild flavour.
>>713411969
I mean, not unless she showed us nudes (wink wink, nod nod).
>>713412045
Alice. Do you know brain in a vat theory?
I love you Alice!
>>713409550
I've seen this shit all over, now it's in 3D?
Are you even a grill?
>Used to think it's fake, but now there's a timestamp and based on the home interior OP clearly has shrink-level income
>>713411836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsqhV8kDkBw
You're welcome.
>>713412149
Not Alice but that's just plagiarized from Descartes anyways.
Tomorrow i have a VERY important exam but i can't bring myself to study, i feel that i'm anxious about failing but this anxiety is the same that don't let me concentrate.
what should i do? i tried to relax with a cup of tea, but it didn't last much.
Should i just go to sleep and hope for the best or give it one last try?
I own two goldfish one of them is suffering from finrot. I medicated with some medicine which seemed to have halt the rot but the fins are not healing. I am not sure why this happened. All I can guess is due to slightly elevated ammonia one day.
>>713411969
I m-made a commitment to accept everyone, dear <4 Even trolls.
>>713412097
I'm w-working on a platformer, actually.
>>713412149
T-that isn't me.
>>713412201
W-well, it is a pent house...
>>713411880
Spearmint tastes good .-. Also what company do you work for? Have you ever done anything well known?
>>713411284
I want to chose between becoming a park ranger, a game designer and a street artist, but the window of opportunity is closing on 2 of those, making the third nonviable if i chose one of the first two. ARRRGGGHH. Also college is required for anything that doesn't make me look a basement dweler to my peers and family. I know I sound like an entitled prick, but this is causing me to procrastinate making all 3 a distant pipe-dream
>>713412045
She would, would you kiss Alice as a boy?
>>713412306
Best music to listen to while drinking tea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OUP_Z3iZPs
>>713412357
Considering I'd kiss Alice as a girl, and I'm gay of course
How can objective morality exist without a god?
>>713412291
W-what I would do is make an outline, then g-go to sleep and study fresh the next morning.
>>713412309
I'm w-working on my own currently <4
>>713412348
....this seems like a problem entirely of your own design.
>>713412306
Do you believe global warming?
>>713412306
Who would win in a fight, three big guys with wooden swords and six minutes of fencing lessons, or one U.S. Marine with a hunting knife?
>>713412555
H-how can it exist even with t-that god?
>>713412595
It's n-never been anything b-but honest to me.
>>713409550
W͓͕̺̗̬̝̃ͪ͗̂͡e̸̺̥̲ͤ̑̾̀̒̆ ̺͖́s͍̲͛ͤͩ̀͗͊͞t̃ͨ̉͑ͩ҉͉i̮ͧ̎ͮ̈̚l̛̗̖̮ͤḷ̮̘̣͓͇̮̂̾̊͌̊̈́̕ ͈̺̦̰̅ͫ͛ͤ̈́͒̊͝r̥̥̦̻̔ͪ̾̉͢e̩͚̘͉̤ͯ̆͆m͗͂͗͝e̪̘̬͒̈͐̋ͅͅm͓͉͇͇ͫͫb̬̰̫̱̿̌͌̒̓̈̓ȩ̞̝ͣ̔̏r̯͎ͮͤ̔̾̌͐̈ͅr helllo
>>713412306
everyone but idiots that is.
This thread is pretty good, i love your work Alice
>>713411245
<3 <3 <3
Thanks Luka!!!
Luka is a cute!!!
<3 <3 <3
>>713412306
Cool, for a company or as an independent?
Fan fucking tastic, we're back here again.
>>713412624
N-neither; the Marine would s-stand down. They are civilians for goodness sake!
>>713412683
Ah?
>>713412671
Hello <4
>>713412694
I d-do my best <4
>>713412663
Do you think the end of world is near?
>>713412663
I love that we've hit the peak 4chan point, where we transition from lonely shut-ins who can barely put together a sentence to lonely shut-ins debating the existence of morality.
>>713410708
>>>713410407 (You)
>W-why are you cheating on your gf if y-you want to marry her?
I like attention and pussy feels good?
>>713412555
There is a difference between religion and morality though, given I'm an atheist and still have morals :P
>>713412729
*hugs comfortingly*
>>713412306
And yet I know you specifically choose to respond to certain posts. Maybe you feel those that are obsessed with your gender are more likely to respond if you address their concerns, *shrug*
>>713412291
Try listening to something in the background that will take your mind off the boredom. Something preferrably without dialog as it can be its own distraction, usually instrumental music. Worst case scenario, read the summaries, get a good night's sleep, and study some more in the morning. Good sleep is more important for consolidation and performance.
>>713412348
Flip a coin twice, but don't necessarily follow the results of either. Whichever one you're most disappointed in "narrowing down" is the one you are truly passionate in. Two of the three however you can build up and do on your spare time.
>>713412555
How do you know anything exists?
alice what happens if i insuffilate like 150 mg of 5htp im really bored
>>713412494
How about being served by a male and female version of Alice?
What you do here is a good thing. I find it hard to believe you get all the credit you deserve for this.
this is one of the weirdest wanks i've ever had
>>713412776
Yes OC on /b/ and people enjoying themselves and having a good time with a gracious host.
How fucking tragic.
>>713412770
Independent <4 I've b-been working on the engine for a f-few months now.
>>713412776
>>713412776
Welcome b-back!
>>713412836
Not in t-the least bit.
>>713412839
Isn't it w-wonderful? <4
>>713412867
S-so why w-would you want to marry her then?
>>713412871
I t-think you'd technically h-have ethics <4
>>713412892
Nothing.
>>713412960
I d-don't do it for credit, doll.
>>713412960
I-i'm just a bad p-person who does good t-things anon.
What's your gaming mouse of choice, Alice? I just used Cyber Monday to order myself a G900 since my trusty G602 is starting to go.
>>713412818
Literally forgot to upload an image. Being dumb is great.
This shit is retarded
>>713412871
I think a large part of morality comes from the fact that it's tough to get things you want if you murder people left and right. It's not so much conscience as it is fear/greed.
>>713412937
I don't like being served my Alice, she hates my favorite tea </4
>>713410209
how do i find love?
Why do you listen to people's shit all day, and then come on here to listen even worse shit
>>713409550
\^_^/ -wheels in the tea cart-
>>713412883
I know I exist, I think therefore I am.
>>713413062
What makes a person good or bad is the things they do, so therefore you are a good person.
>>713413038
Is there any storyline or is it a generic kind of game?
>>713413031
Don't talk with your mouth full.
>>713413038
Pleasant surprise seeing you about. You're as frequent as a yeti when you make your appearances.
>>713413038
If i'm saying i'm suffering from something. Should I just get away from that thing forever?
>>713413225
ITS NOT WHO I AM UNDERNEATH
BUT WHAT I DO
THAT DEFINES ME
>>713412818
W̕he҉re?̕ ͏̡͘t͢a̶l̸͢͠k̶͠i̛ng. ͜͞Co͠l͏̀d̵̡?͠ ̡͠
>>713413002
H-have you considered putting d-down your dick, re-evaluating your life, and m-maybe seeing a psychologist?
>>713413062
Don't p-pretend to be me.
>>713413074
>>713413074
I use a SteelSeries Sensei.
>>713413145
H-have you tried looking?
>>713413169
I'm a p-programmer; I mostly listen to A.I.'s spit out gibberish all day.
>>713413192
I t-think, therefore I am n-not.
>>713413090
*thumbs up*
>>713413225
T-there is a story line <4
>>713413236
I'm on three times a week.
>>713413242
D-depends what it is.
>>713412867
Y-You tagged the wrong person, anon.
I'm just a good person trying to get Christmas gifts to my friends T-T
>>713413200
You're basing that judgement on a person making anonymous threads on a consistent basis. For all you know she's a war criminal. These actions do not automatically qualify her as a good person.
Alice, how do I find my G-spot?
>>713411489
because I'm worthless trash
>>713413140
What kind is that?
>>713413311
underneath you are a skeleton, like everyone else
No sir. I don't buy any of this. Everything I know about this website tells me that
>this is a man
>none of you are actually helped here
>this is all part of some endless recursive loop of trolling trolling trolls
>>713413332
Well, I should probably annoy you more often.
>>713413031
>>713413332
My life.
>>713413200
I've argued this with her for the last two threads .-.
There seems to be something she's done that she won't consider herself good for >>713413332
They did it well, you have to admit that, imitation is a form of flattery, dear
I am going to go. I want to get used to the isolation that I will most likely suffer because of my actions and the actions of others. I am tired of having hope. It just hurts more when others shit on it.
>>713409550
END
>>713409936
3:12
BUT WHAT WAS MICROWAVED
How do I cure my crippling insomnia
Remember when someone forced Alice to post a picture proving that she's a girl? The one with a black shirt, made my dick hard as a diamond, thanks again, Alice.
>>713413311
Wat?
>>713413332
Do you believe you living a "real" world?
Oh wow, never thought I'd see the day when Alice would make a return
>>713413381
In w-what way are you worthless?
>>713413380
Do a "come hither" motion while your middle finger is inside. You'll find it.
>>713413449
S-seems like you need to lurk moar <4
>>713413475
W-what was that in response to?
>>713413533
I'm n-not a war criminal, and I've d-done nothing unforgivable.
>>713413538
S-sounds like a good way to end up dead, Anonymous.
>>713413372
Some crimes aren't as severe as others, I know a war criminal that is a good person, forced to do something bad by the US government
>>713413449
RETURN THE SLAB
So do the anons in this thread believe in objective morality or subjective morality? Should have asked this first before asking about how objective morality can exist without a god.
Alice, why do you do this? Do you get off knowing that there are hundreds of lonely shut-ins drooling over you? If not, then why?
>>713413332
What's the story line? Is there a combat system to the game?
>>713413657
Death.
>>713413657
Is there any Coffee available, Alice?
YOU CROSSDRESSING FAGGOT, GET OFF OF /B/!
-hums tunelessly while dusting all the shiney nick knacks on the shelves, wondering if the thread broom closet needs restocking-
>>713413406
-dusts your skeleton, doesn't want dirty skelables running around the thread making the kitties sneeze-
>>713413332
>SteelSeries Sensei
>wired
>has the evil logo from Code Lyoko
meh
>>713413332
Correct. You assume that your environment exists because you sense it. Your thoughts are just another form of neuronal observation, and typically "you" have a "voice" and as such you "think" in a language, or images, or memories. Regardless, why is your neurons firing due to light somehow more indicative of reality than your neurons firing due to internal stimuli? Thoughts don't "prove" reality anymore than anything else does.
YOU CROSSDRESSING FAGGOT, GET OFF OF /B/!!
>>713413657
At least it wont hurt anymore.
why is no one cringing at this
>>713409550
Dare you not to type something without "stuttering".
>>713413698
can abstract concepts like morality really be objective?
YOU CROSSDRESSING FAGGOT, GET OFF OF /B/!!!
>>713413332
>H-have you considered putting d-down your dick, re-evaluating your life, and m-maybe seeing a psychologist?
everyday, but in the meantime i'm gonna fap away
>>713413632
Real as any other.
>>713413572
H-have you tried unisom?
>>713413647
I've b-been back for literally a year.
>>713413698
N-no such thing as objective morality; it is always relative, even w-with a god.
>>713413730
I d-do it to help people. Duh.
>>713413749
N-not cross dressing.
>>713413762
Wired is the only way to go.
>>713413848
No dice.
>>713409550
Please for the love of god tell me does she have a YT channel? genuinely find this relaxing an calming
>>713413749
>crossdressing
Mmhmmm
>faggot
Yup, pretty standard.
>get off /b/
...You just described the majority of /b/ users.
YOU CROSSDRESSING FAGGOT, GET OFF OF /B/!!!!
>>713413332
By the way, im sorry for makeing it seem like i was messing with you back then. I just am literally that stupid. Hanlon's razor. Can we be cool again?
>>713412567
Thank you for taking the time to answer me and also thank you for your advice.
>>713413345
you can take the dick too.
That will be my gift to you .
>>713413332
s̵̵̨̛͠e̢͝7̵͢v̷̡͜ȩ͟͢ņ̛̛̕?7̵̢̺͖̙͍͟͟ͅv̢̢҉҉̻̣̝̤̤͖̹̬̠̭͔e̖͇̻̺̝̞͘͘͝n̶̷̜͍̹̻̫s̵̵̨̛͠e̢͝. s̵̵̨̛͠e̢͝s̴̨̻͖̯̝̖̺̳̺̱e̸̡͎͍̹̠̥̙͈̪̤̱̯̟̳̤͜v̢̢҉҉̻̣̝̤̤͖̹̬̠̭͔e̖͇̻̺̝̞͘͘͝n̶̷̜͍̹̻̫v̷̡͜ȩ͟͢ņ̛̛̕
>>713413672
Then you are judging morality by intent and circumstance, and to that end, very, VERY few people would do things you consider "bad" for reasons they'd consider "bad". The instant you start equivocating is the instant that "good person" becomes arbitrary.
More than it already is.
>>713413038
Hello Alice . Hope that you are having a good week. Always willing to lurk for a few over a cup of tea
>>713410407
If you are cheating this early you should cut ties with your gf tbh, just to be sure are you ok if she told you she fucks other 2 guys?
>>713413913
Do you believe god?
>>713413913
Please show us your peepee
>>713413657
I am back with some black tea!
>>713413657
If you've done nothing unforgivable then why can you not be considered a good person
>>713413913
Im just going to say i like you i and hope to see you more often here in /b/
good night
>kissu
>>713413913
prove you are not crossdressing then, show a tit or something...when the fuck did /b/ become full of faggots that forgot the first rule??
>>713413749
what the fuck is /B/ ?
>>713413750
*dusts yours off as well and hands you a cup of tea*
wch 2h wu fg
>>713413913
I haven't used a wired mouse in years, it'd fuck up everything else on my desk with how much I move it. And the latencies on high-end wireless mice are pretty damn good now.
>>713413913
> literally a year.
Fuck. It's been a long time since I last used this chan. I remember hearing about these threads back when I did regularly a few years back though.
Today's just been a really surreal day in general
>>713413792
Last time I checked, a good portion of /b/ loved that. And does it really matter?
-Sweet Roll
>>713413913
Glorified allergy pills don't help me fall asleep, meletonin doesn't work either
>>713413909
T-try it tomorrow.
>>713413916
I d-do not...why does everyone keep asking me t-this...?
>>713413945
W-we're always cool, dear <4
>>713413954
It's my pleasure.
>>713414033
I h-hope you enjoy it <4
>>713414060
T-that guy is nothing but untrustworthy. Keeps flip flopping!
I sure didn't vote for him.
>>713414080
Oh I see. You are a good person by default, is that it?
>>713414076
W-welcome back <4
>>713414091
*hugs tight*
>>713414102
B-because I'm not attention whoring <4
>>713414116
How the fuck are you here if you don't know what /b/ is?
>>713414033
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>>713414018
Morality is subjective, so you're entirely correct.
>>713414213
Favorite movie. Other people can respond, but I want to know Alice's.
>>713414217
He knows what /b/ is
But what the fuck is /B/
>>713413730
>>713413913
Help people have a nice wank; or are you acting as some kind of physiologist for the degenerates ?
Alice..
My crush/ex-boyfriend is always flirting with me and is saying he loves me, but when I get to the topic of getting back together, he backs off.
I'm seriously getting tired of it, but I want to be here for him because I love him.
What do I do?..
>>713414013
T-thanks anon. But why is It so small though?
Is it sick or something?
>>713413679
Finders keepers!
>>713414043
>just to be sure are you ok if she told you she fucks other 2 guys?
wouldent be okay
I know i'm selfish mate.
I want my cake, and yours.
and 4 years is a pretty long time, I just started cheating a few months ago and have been going ham tbh.
>>713409550
Yo Alice, a week or so ago I asked you about law school, you said it was a waste of a good person.
Is it not possible to make a good difference as a lawyer or what?
>>713414213
hey Alice! how did you get into game design? any after-highschool education?
>>713414217
you said /B/
>>713414213
Thanks superstar, stay busy have fun.
>>713414121
o///o
-squeaks gratefully-
>>713414315
come on, can't we just enjoy the comfy?
>>713414213
So that's a "no" then? Okay. Every well. Next question. What do you want to accomplish in your life?
>>713414213
You really should start one, with a daily video, would be a nice to have a thing to wake up to in the morning
>>713414213
Show me your genitals
>>713414341
pull back like a motherfucker - flirt with other guys infront of him. Make him want you bad as fuck.
>>713414155
S-still too much for a pro <4
>>713414179
*squeeze* It's okay, t-take it one day at a time <4
>>713414205
It's a heavy sedative, stronger than many prescription ones. If it does nothing, you need a sleep study.
>>713414307
Hmm....I still w-want to say Fight Club, even after all t-these years.
>>713414315
N-no one here is degenerate.
>>713414341
Y-you walk the fuck away from that toxic individual.
>>713414408
Oh, it is possible. Just not likely.
>>713414425
I p-played games since I was a child, and programmed almost as long <4
>>713414437
>>713414437
Y-you too!
>>713409550
Oh, it's you again. Hi, how're you?
Alice!! I have a crush online I play a lot with, but I think she is actually a man, what should I do???
Alice, legit, give me your paypal and i'll give you 150$ to show me your face/boobs/pussy. Your choice.
Is there something wrong with me that talking to Alice makes me feel more depressed?
>>713414453
This.
-Sweet Roll
>>713414315
I'm just here to figure out what makes these weirdos tick.
>>713414346
RETURN THE SLAB OR SUFFER MY CUUUUUURSE
>>713414392
Yeah but do you really want to marry her? she clearly doesn't fit your sexual needs.
You clearly need to explore options, if you like her or love her you should break up with her and continue your path
>>713414102
Alice is an exception to the rule, you just haven't read the fine text :V
>>713414213
Not by default, you're default nuetral, and your actions decide how you'll be interpretted by others, it's completely subjective,like most things in life
I am so confused. What is life? Why do I hate coffee and tea?
>>713414703
<.< ... -sneaks closer-
>>713414658
>Boobs/Pussy
>>713414658
She doesn't need the money, dude.
>>713414784
You don't need coffee and tea anon. All you need is the comfy atmosphere they provide
>>713414460
Accomplish? I'd l-like to release a few games <4
>>713414479
I t-think that'd m-make me an attention whore.
>>713414555
P-pretty good, you?
>>713414658
Add a f-few zeros and then maybe you'll h-have enough money to get pictures I've already released in my cooking threads.
I'm a woman, not a product; you can't buy me.
>>713414690
W-why are you depressed, Anonymous?
>>713414773
T-then there you go.
>>713414658
*looks at webm with apartment*
*dis bitch just needs 150 dollars to show dat puss*
Not very good at logical reasoning are we?
>>713414824
Yes? Are you critiquing me? What did i do?
>>713413332
>What's the story line? Is there a combat system to the game?
>>713414542
How do I get rid of the loneliness and feel of being a shell of my former self
>>713413657
literally no friends
I've pushed away everyone in my life
I lie to my parents about important stuff
I stay up all night every night playing video games
zero chance of finding a bf/gf
incurable genetic skin disease
gained 10lbs from stress eating
depressed all the time lately
>>713414904
Don't you just want to helping this world? In your limit?
>>713414904
You would like to release a few games?! What kind?
>>713413913
Where do you live?
>>713414904
just a suggestion, dont know why but I feel genuinely calm, relaxed and happy with these threads, and not much does that anymore
I'm very rapidly becoming dependent on you for mundane advice such as this, Alice.
Any first date movie recommendations? She said she likes horror.
It's been too damn long since I've dated anyone and meeting women is God damn impossible
>>713414817
What is it, anon?
-Sweet Roll
>>713414904
Hear that? You can't buy her, hot dog man!
>>713414251
No sorry
wait isn't alice the gay man wearing female dresses?
and what's about the feud with reimu
everyone here that is avatarfagging should be stoned to death
>>713414904
Name a reasonable price? You seem to have it good yourself, what do you do for a living, alice? I'm a pharmacist 120k/y
>>713415183
Probably force her to see a documentary on duck mating habits. Really get her in the mood.
Either that or maybe watch a horror movie, but what does she know?
How often do these threads happen? This is a dose of comfy that has eluded me for quite some time
>>713414619
unless there is heavy evidence to suggest it's a dude, It could very likely be girl. Hope you set low expectations when you meet irl, just never pass up an opportunity for human contact. Also meet at starbucks so it's not creapy
>>713414750
>Yeah but do you really want to marry her? she clearly doesn't fit your sexual needs.
we've been doing long distance (5 hours via car) for the last 9 months, other 3.5 years were good.
I got needs man. I cant stick my dick in the phone. And pussy once a month dont cut it.
and yeah I wanna marry her, I already got a ring and everything
>>713415183
movies are shit for first dates - get coffee or drinks then take her back and fuck her
>>713415183
Watch H.P. Lovecraft's Reanimator. It's on Netflix, and it has enough good horror moments to still be entertaining as a gory horror movie, but it's also corny as shit and hilarious.
>>713414542
Hello Alice! So nice to see you here again, breakfast tea is my favourite, though I take it with a small splash of milk and 2 sugars.
I have a question for you:
I've a crush on someone, but they live an hour away by train, and they are incredibly busy (as am I), but don't know that I have feelings for them. Should I tell them or just try and forget about it on account of how busy we are and the distance?
>>713410056
nice feet
>>713414904
What kind of games would you want to release? A youtube channel starring you and the games you make would be great.
>>713414901
I never feel comfy. I am always high strung, probably a lot of deaths that are going on, Always feel like I'm having something evil watching my every move, lurking in the shadows
>>713415211
-steals your sweet roll and scurries away behind the couch with it- :3
>>713414919
M-my rent is 20x that, so w-what a dumb offer.
>>713415010
W-well. It's a little....up in the air. I'm n-not sure I want to discuss it quiiiite yet.
>>713415043
W-what do you mean "shell of my former self"?
>>713415046
W-what genetic skin disease do you have?
>>713415073
I have no illusions about helping the world; I am one woman, there is little I can do to fix the systematic wrongs.
But I can make a few people happy. I can work every day to do that. I'm not content to just help those I can see and hear, those I interact with daily. I want to help a /b/ full of people!
But that won't be an accomplishment; that's just me, doing my part, doing what we should all be doing. Reaching out to help our fellow man.
Nah, video games man, that's a real accomplishment <4
>>713415183
It Follows?
>>713415127
NYC
>>713415095
Platformer, bullet hell, lots of kind <4
whats the easiest way to kill myself
>>713414904
can i have a hug?
>>713415046
Sorta like me except the skin disease.
>>713415524
That was actually what I had in mind. Guess I'm not that dependent after all.
>>713415246
LIke, stoned to death with rocks, or so baked we just straight up die?
>>713415291
Can't you read? Fuck off.
*Steps away, and turns around*
He's gone now, mi'lady.
*tips fedora*
Aw, why is everyone picking on Alice?
If it's a guy or a girl is sort of irrelevant.
Alice Tea is cozy and best content.
You should make a YouTube channel
<3 <3 <3 <3
will there be another thread or are you gone when this one dies?
>>713415532
Not doing that and seeking professional help, that's a good one
>>713415532
Suicide by cop, shit you didnt need a thread to tell you that.
>>713415524
>>713415043
As if I am just a walking phantom that isn't as great as I used to be
>>713414744
What's yer offer?
>>713415425
I'll def look into it, niche stuff like this is what I was looking for.
>>713415419
We met at a party, already hooked up lol
>>713415296
Lol
>>713415524
Everywell. Just gonna ask something that's off-topic here. Do you know Adenosine diphosphate by any chance?
>>713415524
3000 dollars for a new york apartment like that? Man what a steal! Also you have the brainpower to actually make systematic changes, but if this is fulfilling to you too that works.
>>713415524
You're pretty cool Alice, hope you're doing well.
>>713415524
Have you tried to mess around with RPG Maker? It's really really fun. I liked it, even made a few games that I did not finish but they were awesome!
>>713415524
I'd actually avoid It Follows, it's great, but since it was recent and well-reviewed your date probably saw it already, if she is a horror fan.
>>713415524
Hey mother alice when will you giveaway steam games again for us poorfags?
>>713415246
I'm n-not a man, and Reimu is m-my friend.
>>713415291
I'm c-currently a programmer m-making A.I. models; I make twice what you do.
>>713415322
Every other d-day <4
>>713415440
T-tell them. Duh.
>>713415449
Platformer, bullet hell <4
I've thought of making a LetsCode channel or something....
>>713415532
Waiting <4
>>713415536
*hugs tightly*
>>713415618
T-think for yourself, don't b-be a sheep <4
>>713415654
Because Alice is a liar and a sociopath.
>>713415769
It's essential to the flow of energy in living cells.
>>713415654
no this is just for us and we like it this way
>>713415508
Why are you doing this, anon?
And you are going to have to return that
/'¬_¬\
-Sweet Roll
>>713415827
The Babadook was good, I love horror flicks
>>713415864
>dun dun duuuuuuuun
>>713415524
> platformer
-squeaks and gives you a copy of metal storm for the nes, and bounce sup and down eagerly- ^_^
>>713412879
*hugs back*
*blushies*
>>713415524
That's ok, what was the game you last worked on?
>>713415864
Aeris, that you?
>>713415532
Death by old age, try it
>>713415419
That sounds like a train wreck on the making and i'm no one to judge, be sure to use protection and don't pass some STD's to her, lets hope once you settled down you can hold your dick.
>>713415654
she won't show us her dick
>>713415926
lets not talk about the babdook,i need to sleep some time tonight.
>>713415659
J-just one silly <4
>>713415654
N-no thank you...I d-doubt it'd be successful, and I d-don't want to be an attention whore.
>>713415717
T-that isn't an explanation.
>>713415769
ADP? W-what of it.
>>713415774
I d-doubt I alone could do it.
>>713415807
I w-work more in C++, designing engines and such <4
>>713415802
I'm d-doing well!
>>713415837
Of c-course!
>>713415864
Evidence n-needed.
>>713415966
Feeling alright today? ^ ^
>>713415722
this night you will be visited by three plagues, each worse then the last. return the slab.
>>713415625
most of you fags never touched weed so just fuck off, all avatarfags are 12 year olds getting a hard on from a faggot wearing a fancy dress
>>713415654
because it has a dick and he baits with his shitty lies.
jesus this is not /b/
this is the land of the faggots crying for help from a faggot that won't do anything but being a narcissist
>>713415924
:< -looks ashamed and sheepishly climbs out from behind the furniture to return what is yours-
>>713416063
That movie actually freaked me out too, not going to lie.
>>713409550
Trap Faggots
What is a fetish of yours, alice? i mean, besides making shutins jack off to you?
Hey Alice, I have a movie idea: a Spider-Man remake called Man-Spider. It would be about this kid going through puberty, but if you read between the lines, you see that his pubetastic adventure was actually a metaphor for saving the city with spider-powers. Thoughts?
K so.
I'm 14 and I REALLY wanna be a surgeon. Really badly. But people are saying I'm not gonna be able to. What do I do?
Also you are REALLY REALLY attractive if ya wanna add me on skype feel free anon.ymous458 <3
please add me im lonely...
>>713415183
THINGS
I still sleep with stuffed animals. Im going to rub a hole into its harm if I keep up with my compulsive rubbing but it feels too good to stop.
>>713415838
Thank you, Alice. You are a source of inspiration as always <4
>>713415936
*laughs* M-maybe if I h-had a kick starter...
>>713415971
L-last thing I worked on w-was some plugins for SourceMod actually...
>>713416110
I d-don't have a dick, sorry <4
>>713416166
N-not a trap <4
>>713416185
That in n-no way makes me in the l-least aroused.
>>713416089
Just how cells use ATP energy to power cellular work.
>>713416089
Oh so you do the how I like to call it, "Boring part" of making games. Alrighty!
>>713416025
>>713416089
Hey Alice! I had a wonderful day today!
Even though I had an awesome day, I have been having slight problems feeling a bit useless. I have been not scoring as high as I should be on my tests and been forgetting events that were very important to my friends. I also have been beginning to get lost into gaming by spending mass quantities of hours into it and getting little to nothing back. I am missing out on events that might have consider important due to the effects of gaming. I have only tried cutting my self once with my nails (did not worked out that well...), otherwise I have not been doing any type of self harm.
Any words of wisdom you can pass upon me?
Also reCAPTCHA sucks!
>>713416089
It's pretty sad that people seek help from a person online. You all are pathetic
>>713416089
the question is When will you make the next giveaway Alice. I'm waiting and I'm ready ro roll!!! >.<
>>713416319
And ATP-ADP cycle
>>713416089
>>713415717
My bad.
I mean that by how I am just a person with barely any exciting qualities or I'm just like the image of a depressed person who used to be happy
I don't know why I can't fully explain it
>>713415864
Don't really like "buzzwords", but I would have to agree with this.
>>713416308
-donates to it should it ever appear-
>>713415838
Sounds a fun game, and yeah a coding channel would be good, would it be like a beginners guide/moderately hard or would you show more advanced work?
>>713415838
your'e a faggot, reimu is also a massive fag but we are focusing on you now, all that is happening here is sad, you give out fake emotions to people that will just break them even more, no real help here.
the old way of treating problems like that was a bit of weed or overdosing on xanax
please just kill yourself you narcissist
>>713416110
Alice has been a part of /b/ for ever 6 years now you presumptuous little faggot.
>>713416110
yep.
>>713416150
It was TOO well made, i dont need my horror movies being that serious.
