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Shove each stick up your ass individually. Then pull themy out and suck the chocolate off.
>>713410964
keep the four pieces together and just take a bite off the hole thing
>>713410964
Pour gasoline on it, then burn it. Film and upload with timestamp
>>713410964
Mash it up and push the mash into your pee hole.
>>713410964
I could of sworn there was hyphen in between Kit and Kat
>>713410964
blended into a fine liquid, sucked into a turkey baster / syringe, injected directly into your urethra.
Don't be a pussy, OP. Man the fuck up.
You gonna record it or show proof ? U better. And smash them up and sprinkle them into some water and poor it into a shoe
>>713411385
Second
>>713410964
Eat it like a normal human being, after dipping it in the toilet.
>>713410964
Fuck you, nobody going to sleep here.
Kitkat in pooper
>>713411480
Yes. Rolling for the shoe thing
>>713410964
Shove it in your ass, shit it back out and feed it to a dog
Each finger in pooper one at a time
>>713411351
Oshit, Mandela effect, get /x/ in here
Smash up the kit kats and mix it with your poop to make a fine paste, then fart on it, then stick it up your butthole and poop it out on toast, then eat the toast. Film this and put it on YouTube.
>>713410964
DUBS GET
>>713410964
Shit on the Kit Kat
Microwave it
Eat it
>>713411780
Roll for this
break the sticks apart and eat them individually
>>713410964
Share it with a friend
>>713411841
REROLLING FOR GREAT TORPOR
>>713411780
Rolling
stick in pooper
>>713411989
fug
Eat the kit kat like a normal human
Break the sticks in half, but perpendicular to the line you are supposed to break them at, then eat the top left and bottom right quadrant of each half. The rest goes in pooper.
>>713411780
Rill
Suppository
Break all four pieces apart, then enjoy them one at a time.
>>713412066
Go to sleep Jeff
>>713410964
make toast, put peanut butter on toast and then put the kit kat on it and eat it!
>>713412066
Goodnight
>>713412142
Reroll
>>713412155
wasted winrar
>>713410964
Open it, place it on a hard surface, hulk smash it with your fist, eat the pieces.
>>713412155
Goodnight
>>713411780
This
Go to sleep
>>713412155
Get to bed fag
>>713412325
reroll.
>>713412377
oshit
>>713410964
Take it back to the store and tell the cashier you stole it and are sorry
do i have to go to bed?
>>713412256
Roll
Donate it to charity
>>713411780
Do this OP
gnight
stick in ur nose then bum then lick xd
>>713412499
fug
>>713411780
Rollinn
trips get
>>713412622
Sleep
>>713412602
oO
>>713411780
Roll
You also have to pee on the toast to make it soggy
Eat the wrapper, throw out chocolate
Eat it normally and don't post a picture
Blend it with the packaging and drink it
>>713413035
Roll for these
>>713410964
Remove wrapper. Lube kitkat up with vegetable oil. Jam into your pooper while thinking about your dad. Post pick with timestamp for proof.
>>713411780
Roll
>>713410964
Take one bite out of the corner of your preference, then eat the entire thing with your next bite.
>>713410964
break it into 4 pieces, swallow each piece without chewing
checkem
>>713411176
you animal
>>713410964
draw a pumpkin
up pooper then eat them
you dont need it, throw it in the trash
Melt them then drink it
inb4 schleep
>>713410964
eat it one wafer at a time
>>713410964
eat it up your ass
>>713410964
Throw it out, do 46 push ups, jack off onto your neighbors house and cover a Bob Dylan song as you choke yourself in the shower on livestream.
>>713411176
This is actually how I eat KitKats
You get more Kit per Kat but I get judged too much it's hard to eat them in public that way
>>713410964
CHOKE on it and die
Shove it up your bum
>>713410964
nuke it in the microwave so its pure liquid and get a funnel and fill your ass up.
>>713411780
rollinforthis
>>713410964
break into four pieces and inhale them
Split it with your flaccid penis
>>713414256
They're pretty cute. More?
>>713414062
roll
>>713410964
rolling
>>713415488
I fucking hate myself. tfw I have shit to do but the 4chan gods declared i have to go to sleep
Eat them you fucking retard
Do something really gross with it lol I hope I get trips these threads are funny
Crush them up, smear them on your nipples and send pics to parents.
>>713415592
here is a (you)
faggot
In ass
eat them
eat the kitkat with peanut butter
shove up ass, shit out, eat
>>713415687
Your extra pair of chromosomes are showing
Eat them without splitting the wafers one at a time.
>>713415898
roll
With a pin, inscribe your full name address, social security number and all of your credit card info into the chocolate and make it legible
>>713415898
role
>>713415965
rolling
>>713410964
Warm it up between two toasted slices of bread, eat melted
>>713415898
rowl
>>713415592
rolling for this
Eat ass
step on them
>>713411843
>>713410964
eat it nigga
>>713411780
do this op!
>>713412456
reroll.
>>713410964
eat them however you want
i dont give a shit i am going to sleep
dubs get
>>713415898
roll
>>713416266
Sleep tight, anon <3
>>713415965
re-roll
>>713410964
inject glue into your blood while staring at the kitkat
Eat them and enjoy them
Feed them to a cat
>>713411176
this
>>713411780
this
>>713416266
pussy
Rollin
>>713415965
this
>>713414735
rolling for this
>>713414735
rollerino
Drop the bar in the toilet, wrapper off, then take a piss, take the bar out, cover the bitch in salt and then eat it
eat it
eat it
>>713417880
rolling
kit kat on head
>>713414966
>>713415422
>>713415711
>>713416199
>>713416266
>>713416977
Sleep ya double niggers.
Op here. I'm disappoint.
So dissapointed I'm deciding to get the get right here. What a waste ya slapstick cocks.
>>713418088
Shut up and sleep
>>713418088
goodnight moon
set it on fire
take one piece, stick it 2 inches into your ass, and donate it to the homeless. You can go ahead and eat the other piece, you deserved it.
dip in tartar sauce, microwave it ad eat it
>>713412066
>>713412155
>>713412377
>>713412499
>>713412622
>>713414966
>>713415422
>>713415711
>>713416199
>>713416266
>>713416977
>>713418088
Plenty have been sent to sleep as OP dodges bullets
>>713418533
well, good night, btw, reroll
dig a hole, stick it in
No trips yet?
Break each piece off and dip in condiments and eat them.
>>713410964
Wrap them in the paper you wrote on and eat both paper and kit-kat. WHOLE PAPER
>>713418688
>>713418533
keknight
>>713410964
break in half over toddlers head
>>713418705
roll
>Place kit kat in shoe.
>Microwave shoe with kit kat.
>Consume foot flavored kit kat
>Don't give me a break
>>713418722
Don't let the bed bugs bite, nerd.
>>713411780
ROLL
>>713410964
Fight your kit kat bar to death
Carve the mona lisa on it, then when done jizz on it and eat it
>>713411780
R O L L
>>713418799
around in bed as you attempt to
>99
>sleep
Gag yourself with a toothbrush until you throw up, vomit on the Kit-Kat bar (without the wrapper on, throw it on the bathroom floor, shit on it, and then lick every bit of it up
>>713418919
roll
>>713418899
good night anon.
>>713418899
Night faggot
>>713418899
Only in your dreams, speaking of which.. Get to it.
>>713419066
You too faggot
Put kit kat into an actual cats anus, if you dont have one find a stray, or steal a neighbors
set it on fire and eat it at the same time
>>713419066
Not goodnight bitch i wanna see you shove that candy up your ass faggot
>>713418922
Haha snooze it up nigger
Eat half of one stick and flush the rest down the toilet
>>713419058
roll
>>713419066
>Irony
Melt the chocolate bar, and cover your penis with the melted chocolate and thrust your mighty chocolate covered penis deep into my anus untill we both came
>>713410964
Roll it up with that paper and smoke it
Shove it up your pooper
use it instead of the pop tart in this recepie
>>713411780
This
>go outside
>find dog
>feed dog kit kat
>post results
>>713419445
FUCKING DAMMMMMM
>>713419369
we can even webcame it!
Melt it in pour down urthea
>>713419456
reroll
Look at the kit Kat and give it a genuine loving smile.
>>713419592
double reroll
>>713419558
Rerolling
>>713419369
id like to see this
>>713419668
triple reroll
Reply to this post or ur mum will die in her sleep tomorrow night.attatch a photo or your aunt and dad go at the end of December too.
Also if trips eat the candy regarly and don't post a thing op.
>>713419618
Reroll
>>713419734
quadruple reroll
>>713419618
Re-roll
>>713419788
and reroll
>>713419558
Rolll
>>713419507
why arnt you niggers voting for this?
>>713419788
damnit, good night
>>713419558
Shit reroll
>>713419876
roling
>>713410964
KitKat in your pooper
>>713419369
this
>>713410964
ghdfghdfg
Throw it away
>>713420013
roll
>>713419788
>>713419876
Shut up and sleep candy ass uncle-sucking shekel-pincher.
>>713410964
Roll it up and smoke it. If that doesn't work go with everyone else's advice and kiester it
>>713420047
re roll
Eat it normally and enjoy that shit.
>>713410964
I second the KitKat in the pooper. Only leave it in there till it mixes with the shit that's already in there.
>>713420117
reroling
Op here. Niggas dropping like flies ITT. Still waiting. If I get the trips all of you must eat a stick of butter 20 minutes after this post.
>>713420343
come on! reroll!
>>713410964
Stick one up each nostril, then stick one in your pooper, and then get a funnel, and jam the last one in your pee hole...the spin around and fat, piss, and sneeze and yell "LOOK, I"M A NIGGER SPRINKLER!!!!!!"
>>713419369
Voting for gay anal sex with chocolate lube
>>713420436
hopless rerolling
Mash it up in a bowl then add in
Garlic
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Red pepper flakes
Hot sauce
Then load some of it up into your asshole eat the rest and leave it in your asshole till you poop out the kit Kat you ate and then eat it all
Melt it nice hot and pour into your asshole then shit it out
>>713420570
>>713419456
this and this too
Share 1, smoke 1, fuck 1, eat 1
:^]
>>713420570
This
>>713410964
Kiester them. Shove them up your kiester
>>713410964
Poop on a paper plate, and then dip each piece in your poop....but don't eat it.....walk over to the toilet and throw them in the toilet violently.
>>713420573
Reroll
>>713420129
nope, and rerolling for this :
>>713419456
Voting for gay anal sex with chocolate lube
give sir kit of the kit a trophy of wife called milkey of the way and prepare them a wedding for all of us to see
blend it mix with water then give yourself an enema with it
>>713420573
Reroll 2
>>713420821
Rollin 4 This
>>713420573
Fuck once more
Eat it and have a glass of milk
Eat it while holding your dick and yelling in your backyard
>>713410964
fuck'em one by one
>>713420570
Rolan for this
Cut it with a knife and eat it with a spoon
>>713419456
reroll
Stick it up pussy or boipucci
>>713420573
Rolling again
>>713421217
Rollin
Throw it in the trash and go to sleep
>>713420570
Rolllllllll
>>713410964
Rolling
Stick it up your ass and post pics
>>713421207
rolling again
>>713421333
FINALLY WIN
>>713421333
OHHH NOOO OP GOTTA DELIVER
>>713421333
winrar
Beat up your neighbor and post your social security number with timestamp and balls out for trump
>>713420570
Shameless self roll
>>713416235
reroll
>>713421333
Let's see that boipucci OP
>>713421333
DO IT
>>713410964
Sharpen each wafer and put it in your ass
Dubs plz am tired
>>713421333
WINRAR
>>713410964
yo cat that bitch with pickle juice and toothpaste...its the only way
Op here. My roommate ate the KitKat while I was waiting for trips. Next set of trips decide their fate. Will post results. Revenge is on. Also will stick it up ass if they didn't eat it yet after next trips decide my confrontation with them. Don't dissapoint me more than I happen to be.
Inb4 OP is a pussy and doesn't stick it in his ass.
>>713421808
OP is a faggot
IN THE ASS
>>713421808
Mix together...
Mayonnaise
Mustard
Garlic
Red pepper flakes
Anything spicy af you have in the fridge
Put some in your ass
Shit on roommate
Put some in his ass
Let roommate shit on you
*Revenge get
>>713421808
Castrate them
>>713411126
Rollerino
>>713410964
u send kits to my home and I eat it with my buttcheeks
Just eat the Damn thing
>>713410964
hi diddly ho rollerino
>>713423614
no sleep for me
ROLLING
roll
also rolling for this >>713411780
>>713421808
If OP were to actually deliver this, then, ONLY THEN would he not be a faggot. But until he gets his revenge, he is a faggot.
