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ITT we prove that we have watched Home alone 2

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ITT we prove that we have watched Home alone 2
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i'll start - he gets lost in NY this time
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*runs away*


to this day this scene always make me laugh
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>>768726664
trump is in nit
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>>768726776
thats from the first one dip shit
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>>768726985
its from the second one you dumb cuck

you obviously didnt see Home alone 2
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>>768726664

Prove that I haven't seen it.
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>>768727136
time stamp with the DVD or you are a dirty little liar
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>>768727077
nup it's on the first dummy
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>>768727280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8uq-WZc48U

>confirmed you havent seen home alone 2

you can pretend you was trolling so you dont feel like a dumbass ;)
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>>768727210

Prove I didn't have it on VHS.
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>>768727531
time stamp next to VHS or your a dirty little lying bastard
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How come you didn't bring more cheese pizzas?! haha classic movie
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>>768727823
>>768727823
WRONG GET OUT

stop trolling this is a serious thread
We are trying to have a good time

GET OUT
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Reddit is down the hall and to the left
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>>768727999
fuck off dick head
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one gets hit with like 3 bricks and lives
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>>768728233
Get the hell out of here you fucking pervert, I'm gonna slap you silly
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>>768728331
confirmed viewer

A+

you may now leave the thread.

THank you for playing
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>>768728391
yeah ... well.... youre gonna have to catch me first

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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There is a lady in the park that loves pidgeons or doves or something...
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"that was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs" -merv
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>>768728563
Confirmed viewer
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>>768728671
confirmed viewer

Bonus points for quote

thank you for playing
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>>768726664
Where are your parents ?
Do you think a kid would wander around new york city without parents?
Here's your key kid.
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>>768729997
nup not in move

GET OUT
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>>768726664
I heard that the child star's parents spent all of his earnings from those movies when he was a kid and now he's practically broke
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Home alone 2 is a classic cause Tim Curry. Anything with Tim Curry is automatically fantastic.
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>>768730372
He boned mila kunis for like 10 years or something. Dude did fine in life.
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>>768726935
This guy knows his shit.
Also, Wow, what a hole.
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>>768730373
>>768730372
>>768730501
YOU HAVE NOT CONFIRMED YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD

READ THE FIRST POST TO FIND RULES VERY CLEARLY FUCKING STATED

WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHO HE BANGED
NOT TALKING ABOUT TIM CURRY
NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS PARENTS AND HIS MONEY

WE ARE HERE TO CONFIRM IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE FUCKING MOVIE YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE CUNTS

GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>768730743
quit sperging out.
>>768730373
Tim Curry is pretty fantastic, especially in Loaded Weapon 1.
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>>768730989
HEY GET THE FUCK OUT

OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE not seen THE FUCKING MOVIE SO LEAVE
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>>768726664
>This time he gets left in New York.
>His parents were arrested for child endangerment
>Back at the house police find 10 other children chained to their beds living in their own feces
>Kevin is taken to an orphanage and raped for 6 years by older stronger boys
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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>>768731264
Shut your bitch ass up, I saw the movie in the theater in 1992, and then went to Hardee's with my mom, brother and sister. You weren't even alive at the time.
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>>768731510
Must have been pretty embarrassing for a 25 yr old.
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>>768731510
YES I FUCKING WAS

YES I FUCKING WAS

I WAS BORN IN 86 NIGGA

YOU STILL HAVE NOT LEGITAMATELY PROVEN YOU SAW IT

QUOTE THE MOVIE!!!! NAME A SCENE YOU BITCH ASS>
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>>768731280
false
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>>768731598
Must be pretty embarrassing to be pretending to be the one i was replying to.
>>768731619
Shut the fuck up already.
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>>768726664
i believe you but my tommy gun don't
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>>768731955
that's number 1 dumb ass
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>>768731682
YO FUCK OFF NOONE WANTS YOU HERE

WE ARE ENJOYING THIS THREAD AND TALKING ABOUT HOME ALONE 2 AND CONFIRMING WE HAVE SEEN IT

YOU HAVE NOT DONE THIS

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN HOME ALONE 2

YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE

OUT WITH YOU NOW

GO BACK TO YOUOR SHITE YLYL THREAD

YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE IN THIS GOD TIER THREAD

GO GO GO
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Suck dick kid!!!

I mean suck brick kid!
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>>768726664

TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!TRUMP!!!!
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>>768731682
Must be pretty embarrassing to think anyone else cares about pretending to be anyone on /b

>used lower case
>thinks I was trying to imitate Cap faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQTfCfVF8Kk
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>>768727703
Prove I didn't see it in theaters.
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>>768732301
confirmed viewer

thankyou for playing
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>>768732308
Wow, way to take being a newfag to an entirely new level.
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>>768732389
time stamp with theater

or a photo of you at the theatre seeing it

or ticket stub with time stamp

otherwise no go.. you stay unconfirmed

Do you really want to go to bed kknowing we don't think youve seen Home alone 2? haha come on dude

GET OUT
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>>768726664
He stays at TRUMP towers and his parents arn't with him i dunno haven't seen it for a while but i have seen it

please believe me
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christmas kevin pigeons tim curry doll house ice cream talkboy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh trump frozen fish
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>>768732951
sorry anon you could have googled the fucking premise

you remain unconfirmed

sorry dude - maybe torrent it and watch it now before the thread dies so you can get confirmed,, you dont really have any other options man sorry
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>>768733009
CONFIRMED VIEWER

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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one of the better threads
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Took this with my iPhone just before I went in in 1992.
>game
>set
>match
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>>768726664
God Emperor Trump has a cameo.
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>>768729997
what the fuck is everyone's problem with pepe all of a sudden?
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>>768733364
time stamp or stay unconfirmed

we all know you googled that YOU DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING ANIMAL

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NO GOOD PEICE OF TRASH YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT YOUR MOMS WOULD BE FUCKING SDISAPOINTED IF SHE WERENT DEAD YOU CUCK YOUF UCKING CUCK GET THE FUCK OUT YOU UNCONFIRMED PEICE OF SHIT YOU DID NOT SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE WE KNOW YOU DIDCNT SEE IT IN THE 90S AND WE KNOW YOU HAVENT SEEN IT NOW YOU FUCKING SLIMY GREESE BALL PIECE OF SHTI ANON GET THE FUCK OUT I AM THE OP THIS IS MY FUCKING THREAD CUNT GET OUT
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>>768726664
Lost in New York, the streets are numbered
ITS A GRID SYSTEM MOTHAFUCKA
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>>768726664
It's the one with the robots
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>>768734316
SERIOUSLY GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW YOU UNCONFIRMED PIECE OF SHIT

THERE IS NO ONE FUCKING ROBOT IN THE WHOLE FEATURE

GET THE FUCK OUT AND DONT COME BACK

LIVE YOU LIFE KNOWING THAT WE KNNOW YOU HAVENT SEEN IT

HAHA MAN OH MAN WHAT A FUCKING CHUMP
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I played the SNES game too, such a disappointment, absolutely nothing to do with the movie
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>>768734923
Ho lee shit. I just realised YOU have never seen it. Mr shouty pants has never seen the movie.

Well faggot you missed the robots and the legendary Hulk Hogan -Vampirella sex scene so I guess that's punishment enough.
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>>768735166
FUCK YOU I HAVE TO SEEN IT
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"Here you go Kevin" - little Culken to old people.
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>>768735307
that doesnt even make sense

UNCONFIRMED
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>>768726664
All I remember is Kelvin gets lost in Florida, the rest is a blur.
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>>768733721
until you get south of Houston, then who the fuck knows.

But McCauly was in midtown so, yeah, you have a be a retard to get lost.
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>>768735744
Houston is a city in Oklahoma you faggot.

>Houston we have a problem, dumbass can't Map.
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>>768735744
he didnt get fucking lost... it wasnt like.. hey guys im lost

he was fucking left there you fool
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>>768733364
looks like an iphone 5 filter, only iphone 3 was out in 92
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>>768735990
Found him
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I DONT NEED TO CONFIRM SHIT, I'VE STILL GOT PLENTY OF....TIP LEFT!
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
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>>768726664
Ayo is someone gonna start a new one of these when we reach post limit?
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>>768726664
He gets lost in ny and the baddies try to get him again

It’s a classic
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marv cops a brick to the forehead at a fall height of 2-3 stories
should be ded
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Marbles, icy pavement, toy store, good times
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>>768739106
>>768739940
CONFIRMED VIEWErS THANK YOU FOR PLAUYING
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Homeless pigeon lady
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I remember the first pizza I ate, I was watching this and my sister didn't like that I was eating pizza, cause it was hers. She beat me up good. I honestly liked how the old house was structured, my favorite parts of both movies were always the traps and the setups. It looked really fun.
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>>768726664
Donald trump
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>>768740028
>>768740057
CONFIRMED VIEWERS

>>768740043
GTFO NERD - I WANT QUOTES OR FACTS NOT SISSY STORIES ABOUT YOUR SISTER BUTT FUCKING YOU
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>>768726664
I'm old enough to remember no internet and renting Nintendo games from the box cover. I saw, and then rented Home Alone 2.

A.M.A.
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>>768726664
>Is two scoops enough?

>Make it three, I'm not driving
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>>768740433
DID YOU NOT READ THE FUCKING POST AT THE START

WE ARE HERE TO FIND OUT IF PEOPLE HAVE WATCHED HOME ALONE 2 OR NOT

WITH FACTS OR QUOTES

IF YOU DONT WANT TO CONFIRM IT... GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU STUPID PEICE OF SHIT

IM AM THE OP

NOW GET OUT
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>>768726664
There is a talking orange turd in it.
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>>768740938
GET THE FUCK OUT CONFIRMED YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SEEN IT - PROLLY AHVENT EVEN SEEN NUMBER 1 YOU DILL WEED

GTFO NOW
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>>768740594
I like the scene were he pours ants all over the invaders and they get all itchy
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>>768741078

Seriously man why you gotta wreck out thread with that BS?

Have you seen it or not?
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>>768726664

I remember seeing that movie.

Two giants ,called "The Wet Bandits", hide behind buildings in order to fool an illiterate child into believing that they disappeared.
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>>768741171
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THREAD MORON

READ THE FIRST POST

FOLLOW THE RULES OR GET OUT

YOU ARE NOT CONFIRMED
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>>768726664
Marv gets electrocuted and briefly turns into a spooky skeleton man.
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>>768741400
>/b/
>rules
pick one newfag
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remember the part where he got lost in new york city and got molested by a crazy homeless person?
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>>768741476
>>768741587
>>768741738
ALL OF YOU CAN GTFO

AND FOR YOU - THE SMARTIE WHO CALLED ME A NEWFAG - IVE BEEN ON HERE MORE YEARS YOU CAN COUNT ON YOUR HANDS AND FEET NIGGA

GET THE FUCK OUT I AM TRYING TO MAKE A DECENT THREAD HERE

PPL HAVE HAD FUN - PPL HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED VIEWERS - AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF PPL WANT TO TRY AND FUCKING RUIN IT

YOU AINT SHITTING ON MY PARADE NIGGA
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>>768741833
I'm sorry, I hadn't realized that this is your safe place.
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Kevin's use of a voice distorting tape recorder, puppetry, and an abandoned urban structure for death traps (complete with cancer causing asbestos) sowed the seeds for him becoming the Jigsaw killer
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>>768741894
>>768741947

FUCKING GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Come on Bros let him have his fun. He obviously has issues. Have you seen the movie or not? if so just prove it to him and get confirmation. He has litterally been monitoring this thread for hours.
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>>768740984
No, I clearly remember the talking orange turd. He was in the hotel lobby.
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>>768742784
he wasn't orange yet anon

You Lose
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>>768742982
We will split the difference. There was a large talking turd.
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Down the HALL and to the LEFT.
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>>768743134
You gotta go back, soy boy.
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>>768743505
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICIAL 4CHAN HOME ALONE 2 CONFIRMATION THREAD YOU FUCKING FAG

NO I AM NOT FROM FUCKING REDDIT

I SHIT WITH THE REST OF THEM.. SLEEP WITH THE BEST OF EM

I AM A VET BITCH

I WILL MONITOR THIS THREAD UNTIL IT DIES.. PEOPLE WANT CONFIRMATIONS AND I AM HERE TO GIVE THEM OUT IF NECCESARY BITCH

GTFO
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>>768743553
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SUCK BRICK KID
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Um this was me:
>>768741476
I think I deserve a confirmation. Just saying.
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>>768726664
Reddit is down the hall and to the left.
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>>768743791
>>768743824
CONFIRMED VIEWERS

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
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>>768726664
Kids are scared of the park.
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>huge Christmas tree in New York
>Kid is amazed
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>>768744275
NICE
VIEWER CONFIRMED
THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKIN ABOUT

LETS KEEP IT MOVING!
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>IT is a hotel admin
>Kevin is a vouyerist who records everyone including his own family member on their baths
>and there a dove-bending lady
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marv gets wet and touches a power cable, gets eletrocuted and freezes to death in the middle of a dumpster, basically is dead, and then gets up like its a bad hangover
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>>768726664

To easy
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>>768726664
broken toy store window
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>>768744569
>>768744632
>>768744705

CONFIRMED VIEWERS

CONGRATULATIONS AND THANKS FOR PLAYING

FUCK YEAH LETS KEEP THIS MOVING
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>OP dieded
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>>768745450
STILL HERE FAGGOT

YOU ARE NOT CONFIRMED YET
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>>768745512
Actually I am confirmed
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>>768745625
OH

OK

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
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this thread is actually pretty cool you guys
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OK THREAD IS OVER NO MORE CONFIRMATIONS

IT HAS BEEN A FUN 5 HOURS

IF YOU WERE NOT CONRIFMED I WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER ON OF THESE THREADS TOMORWO

THANK YOU
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>>768735891
He's referring to Houston street. A location in downtown ny.
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I have a recurring fear of applying aftershave
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Marv tries to push the Sticky Bandits as a new name for the duo.
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>>768726664
Kevin's Uncle pulls down his pants and molests him.
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