What kind of poop knife do you guys use?
I just have this old paint scraper
I used to use a knife, but the spatula in my kitchen usually works just fine.
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This thread is quality.
>>768721589
>Poop knife
Get out of the past faggot
I don't poop
>>768721589
I use a $20 budk katana.
It get the job done with more style than a more standard poop knife
>Be me
>Lose job
>Forced to sell poop knife for money
>Only got like $30. Shit was limited edition too.
>Forced to just use my hands.
>Every job interview, have to shake hands
>"Ewww Anon, do you use your hands as your poop knife?"
>tfw cant get a job
>>768721866
yea caus were all made of disposable plunger money
>>768722010
Timestamp it
>>768722018
Topkek
I don't take fat monster shits, so I don't need one.
>>768722042
It's not disposable . It's a one time purchase
>>768721589
I use my throat
I love my fingerbox too
My uncle passed away two years ago and I used to hang out every weekend with him since they lived a couple of streets over. My dad knew how much he loved Star Wars so to honour his memory he modified one of his old lightsabers with a bladed edge so that it can be used as a poop knife. It's long enough to really get in there when things get clogged.
We call it the Shitesaber.
>>768721589
>not using a potato masher
scissors
>>768722266
Then how does it stay sticky?
>>768722875
You know
>>768721866
>>768722042
>>768722266
>>768722875
>>768721589
what the hell are you talking about and what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>768722087
Unfortunately I can't at the moment. Out and away from poop room
Why is ur toilet paper like silk and not paper
>>768723721
When you drop a deuce that just won't go down and you have to cut it up a bit to flush
Americans use their hands.
>>768721589
>poop knife
You guys poop in the juul room!?
>>768724326
>found the highschooler
>>768721589
When I was a kid I just used my heel.
I still do sometimes but it doesnt fit in the small hole anymore
i use the bladed edge of my fedora op
Im a duel wielder here with 2 +4 magma sabers. I make quick work of any stool in my path..
this is my poop knife
>>768725385
poop knife or poop scoop
;D
>>768725511
scoopitywoop
>>768721879
Woman spotted
>>768722018
Kek
>>768722875
>Stay sticky
It's called suction idiot
>>768724502
>tfw I'll never use my heel to push dumps down the drain anymore as a kid
>tfw now I'm a man that takes fat dumps and need to use poop knife
>>768721589
Just found reddit??
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/
>story is gold...
>>768726028
jesus christ summerfag please kys
Holy fuck an original /b/ worthy thread, what a thread that's not porn huh.
Anyways I just use whatever butter knives I haven't put in the dishwasher yet.
>>768721879
Oh great eternal Kim!
>>768724208
That's Indians, dumbass.
>>768726576
if people want porn then theres sites for that this is a place for memes
speakng of which i drew a pepe edit him
This is my deluxe home made poop scoop with extra hands for good cutting in the everywhere of poop chair. It can even go deep to take out hard poop from inside
>>768727005
how much is it?
>>768721589
I use blockchain now.
bumperino
>>768726379
...if you only knew, /b/reh. . . .
...been here since '01 lel
>>768721589
Your toothbrush
The whole story kinda brings a new meaning to the phrase "sawing logs", eh?
gonna need a serrated knife edge, please.
>>768721589
Not a scraper you fuck hat
>poop knife
wut? Is it a Shart-merican thing?
>>768727641
>>768727868
No, no it isn't.
>>768727053
$11
>>768722266
>not disposable
I guess I'll add it to my will
>>768721589
Lost my poop knife in a terrible boating accident. Nice try ATF.
>>768727979
>tfw family had court determine who gets grandma's poop knife
>>768725717
And that picture demonstrates surface tension, dumber fuck.
Mine died in a train explosion.
>>768728071
>>768728287
Looks like the atf wont be getting our poop knives
>>768721589
>poop knife
old meme
>>768727888
nice trips
>>768728030
replying to trips and not even checking em
>>768724072
What does your diet consist of to make you shit boulders?
>>768727975
pretty cheap for something like that
>>768728580
>Hey everybody, look how NEW I am!!!
>TRIPS!!
Relax, brother. It's all friends here.
>>768728881
i aint your friend autistic anon
>>768729109
Yes you are! I love you!
>>768723721
>>768721589
>not blasting it with piss
>>768727641
Absolute retard. 4chan was released in 03'.
>inb4 LUL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED