all i ever wanted was a hug from a girl. i knew a gf was out of the question, as was sex. it would have been nice to hug a girl though
i'm fucking 26 years old and never a hug. seriously it's never going to fucking happen.
>>715323830
24 k/d/v here
It's ok, we're gonna be wizards and then some day even wraiths
>>715323830
have you never had a job before with female coworkers? They've never give you a hug?
>>715324039
>implying i can take 4 more years of this
>>715324096
yes i have had a job with female coworkers, no they've never given me a hug.
>>715323830
That is depressing and i hope youre lying. If not idk what to say just get a prostitute or something.
>>715323830
Are you repulsively ugly? Like 0/10? If not go on Tinder and get laid kid
>>715324170
That's harsh. You probably don't smile enough or have an inviting personality because no girl can ever resist hugging anyone they've been around for a while.
>>715323830
Just ask someone for a hug. Or if that doesn't work pay someone. If you can fuck for money you can hug for cheaper. Just get the first one out of the way
>>715323830
the world does not owe you anything, if you want a gf or a fucking hug, then work for it
>>715324239
i wish i was lying too
>paying a hooker just for a hug
don't think it would help honestly
>>715324343
yes. i'm probably the ugliest person in the world.
>>715324386
stop you're hurting me ;-;
>>715324585
>paying for the only hug in my life
Posting on 4chan is the last thing you need to be doing if youre a hugless 26 year old...get the fuck out there and build your confidence somehow man. It shouldnt be hard as long as you dont try so fucking hard and over think small shit.
>>715324740
post a pic. lemme see you smile. Or at least describe how you look. Name a famous person that looks like you. Paint me a fucking picture.
>>715323830
Even if you're a fat or ugly peice of shit, look presentable at least and just stand somewhere where there are more girls then guys like an outdoor mall with a sign that says i need a hug and look sad. some fucking bitch will be bound to give you a hug if only to get brownie points from her friends.
>>715323830
First of all go clean your room.
Then have a shower.
Find your cleanest outfit you would hug someone on the street with.
Practice on your hugging styles with multiple pillows.
Practice asking people in front of the mirror.
Then do it blind folded.
Then do it to the wall.
Do it in your head.
Keep thinking and learning until you know how you would ask and how you would emote during a hug
A full mastery in hugging is a pretty long yet rewarding path.
Join me in hugging wizardry.
realize that the bitches are the clueless ones, not you. it gets much easier after that.
>>715323830
this has to be a troll. its virtually impossible not to be hugged by 26. you would have to actively go out of your way to avoid being hugged. go to any electronic music fest and wear a sign that says hug me
If you niggers can't get laid maybe you should take some xanax if you have bad anxiety (not too much or you will be a huge retarded asshole) and go to a club or maybe some ecstasy. If you don't have drugs available darknet markets are your friend. If that's too sketchy for you, just drink socially. Perhaps buy some nicer clothes, nothing too flashy but nice. Ralph Lauren Polo's and some Levi Jeans will suffice. Get a good haircut. No girl wants to date/fuck a guy with long messy, greasy hair that looks like a mop. Also, buy some nice shoes, some black and white Nike's should suffice. I see so many fucking nerds IRL that could easily get laid if they would just dress better, have a little confidence, and maybe cut their hair.That's probably the easiest way to get laid.
>>715324740
Post a picture OP, you're probably not as ugly as you think. It sounds like you just have super low self esteem, and may give off a weird vibe because of that, girls love confidence.
Fuck, the salytness is strong with this one! If all you really want is to just have a hug next time your around a girl who you know or maybe you don't know start saying how shit your life is and start crying, you will get a hug in no time, bitches can't help but hug a sad loser when they cry!!
I was exactly the same OP. Then one day I went full-autism with my sexual frustration and messaged a 10/10 on Facebook. I have no idea how she didn't block me as a desperate loser. We met up and made out hard as fuck, it was amazing finally feeling a hot girls mouth. Then I ate that pussy just like the porn taught me and she went crazy. It was fucking awesome. Even though I havent had action in 2 years I can atill get by knowing I've licked a hot lesbian chicks pussy.
dude look, not everyone is a 10/10, hell even if you are a 0/10, girls are crazy, go to a bar with some mates, have a few drink, have some fun, forget about the girls, and at 2am when it is closing time, there will be some sloot who is too stuck up to put out but will lead you on, sounds like that is all you want, so you will get that, build up from there, honestly they arent worth it, but it is a start
>>715325249
Ps it was her first experience with a guy
You see these doubles? That means you release the newds
I find this hard to believe. A hug is the most generic human gesture possible. Some random woman gave me a half-hug today for holding a door open for her.
Also apparently OP is so boring no girl has even friendzoned him Hugs are basically the currency of a friendzone
>>715325544
Cmon OP let's see em
>>715325249
Yeah, that's how I was. I literally have aspergers syndromn. I was selling pot in highschool for a long time, so I met a lot of girls that way. Well, one of these girls was best friends with this 10/10 model I had a couple classes with. I'm rather attractive so I figured I'd tell this girl that I was interested in her friend. I ended up dating the model for a couple months. Made out the first date, ate her out and sucked her tits on the second, fucked on the third. After we broke up I ended up railing her friend that hooked me up with her and I've had a lot of self confidence ever since. Getting women is really easy tbh, I've only been rejected once and I just ended up dating a girl thats even sexier.
>>715325544
YOU HEARD THE MAN. RELEASE THEM
>>715325544
OP look!
>>715323830
4 more years until you become a wizard
>>715325249
>>715325723
You both are huge faggots and have never even touched a female let alone have sex with one. Kill each other.
>>715326053
Aww you dont believe me?? What am I going to do :(
>>715325544
SHOW US YOUR DICK FAGGOT!!
lost mine at 22 brahs
its really nice but overrated trust me
how I imagine myself in this thread
>>715326084
I believe you, some people are asexual and dont want to be touched or to have sex.
Thats just the way your brain works, I fully understand and respect that.
>>715324717
how?
>>715324876
idfk where to go ;-;
>>715324921
>>715325204
i don't feel like it rn it hurts too bad
>>715324937
well it's an idea. i don't see that working
>>715325018
lmao chuckled.
>>715325081
>every girl in the world is clueless except me
doesn't seem likely.
>>715325102
it's not a troll
>>715325181
that would work for most people but i've done all that and still nothing.
>>715325233
i don't think that would work
>>715325249
>>715325461
good for you. i deleted my facebook, too depressing. every single person i know having a blast and having relationships, meanwhile i've never even touched a girl except at the restaurant when they hand your card back and accidentally touch my hand sometimes
>>715325324
i get really sad when i drink though, it wouldn't work
>>715325544
wow nice dubs, what nudes? of me? you want to see my dingis?
>>715325601
ouch stop please
>>715324386
>because no girl can ever resist hugging anyone they've been around for a while
This.
Even when I was a greasy smelly disgusting teenager who was literally the most unpopular guy at school, I would have 3 or 4 girls hug me a day.
You need to start going to work dude. Just smile as you talk. You have to project yourself.
>>715324343
This is shit advice, dont try tinder unless you're at least a 7/10.
>>715326159
Did anyone ask you how you imagine yourself in this thread?
>>>715325544
>wow nice dubs, what nudes? of me? you want to see my dingis?
Don't care, I just want nudes
>>715326197
Listen to this fucking nerd go.
I bet you haven't touched anything higher than 5/10
>>715323830
>>>715326159
>Did anyone ask you how you imagine yourself in this thread?
no, cause you're all faggots I don't need to explain myself to some queers
OP it only takes one girl to like you to break this cycle. Please post pic of yourself. We will go easy. You literally have nothing to lose.
>>715326326
Then why the fuck are you here?
>>715325630
>>715325845
>>715325909
>>715326103
chill i don't have any.
>>715325923
i'd rather be an hero than a wizard i think
>>715326226
>3 or 4 A DAY
stop please
>>715326397
Take ecstasy at a club and party
Hurrr ba durr
>>715326380
Why the fuck are YOU here?
>>715323830
You can literally hug a girl you just met and hung out with when you say goodbye later... Its part our cultural social conventions... Like hand shakes..
OP you gotta fail big and hard to not have hugged a girl yet.
.
Youll make a fine wizard.
>>715326397
You are asexual, you dont want to have a hug or sex, otherwise you'd had it already.
Just be confident with who you are.
OP, this has to be one of two things.
1. You smell bad
2. You give off a creepy vibe to every woman you meet
Both of those things are easily fixed.
>>715326511
>You smell bad
Women hug men who smell bad too. Probably because they like your smell or some shit or just don't mind.
>>715325601
I call bullshit.
No girl gave you a hug for holding a goddamn door for you. Not all of us on here are ugly sexless virgins.
That shit doesnt happen. I could only imagine it would if you had a monster size dick and you wore sweatpants.
Just go to a yoga class, not like yogaworks or a gym, but the spiritual kind. All the girls will hug you.
Wanna know a truth that people don't often acknowledge?
Confidence produces sex, everybody knows this...
BUT also SEX produces confidence. If you're getting laid on the regular you're gonna be a much more confident person in general.... so just go out and fucking pay for it. Your mind will thank you i guarantee it. Confidence produces sex, and sex produces confidence.
>>715326397
Don't say stop you fucking pussy, man up, clean yourself up, go have a beer and talk to a chick. It's not that fucking hard...
>>715326310
enjoy, not me.
>>715326366
maybe next post
>>715326442
idk where any clubs are, live in a rural community
>>715326486
i don't really want to live very much longer, i doubt i'll live to be a wizard
>>715326498
i'm not asexual though.
>>715326511
well i shower and brush my teeth every single day, and i put on certain dri so i never sweat in my pits. i must give off a creepy vibe i guess.
>>715323830
Don't worry
If this guy can do it, anyone can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvioQedsBbU
Also what's with this guy fucking a melon ad, it's getting really fucking annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>715326871
Then fucking kill yourself, you're the only thing holding you back from being happy.
Don't look good/fat? Work out
Don't smell good? Take a shower
Can't speak socially? Drink
Women aren't scary you pussy and really beyond smelling bad you don't have to worry about the rest
>>715326871
You have got to post a picture if yourself. We cant help you otherwise.
We can at least tell you if your problem is your face or not .
Also honestly go try leddit. They like to have crusades for humans. You might get a literal lineup of girls to hug you. Especially if you dont come off as creepy in your post.
holy shit beta faggot alert
>>715326871
Her smile is creepy as fuk
But I'll be damned if I wouldn't berry my dick so far in her ass that whoever pulled me out would be crowned King Arthur
>>715326743
thanks for the tip.
>>715326744
how will that fill the void that no one would even touch me (if not for money)
>>715326887
oh my god that was so awful. well at least that'll never happen, no one will hug me so no risk of me sperging out and following them out of 6 flags because of a hug.
post your face so we know if youre doomed
Someone go hug the poor bastard
>>715323830
start
working
out
/thread
>>715327317
he is doomed this guy is is probably one of the biggest faggots ever he's better off just drinking bleach at this point
Alright alright guys here's my face
You can see why I was hesitant to post it. I'm just so afraid
All I want is a hug
Is that really so much to ask for?
OP heres pic.??
>>715327501
START WORKING OUT
3 days a week (its enough), pretty much only do these four exercises:
Bench press, deadlifts, squats, military press
do 5x5 that every other day (doesnt take that long), and you will be huggable in 1-2 years.
no joke
not everyone needs to work out, but it is entirely clear that you will NEVER be physically touched by a woman unless you start working out this upcoming monday
do this, and you will get hugs a plenty
>>715323830
>26 years old and never a hug
there's probably a good reason for that
why didn't you kill yourself yet?
>>715327501
>Acne scars
>Shitty glasses
>Shitty hair
I shit you not if you cut your hair and get some stylish glasses, that is literally 85% of your problems gone.
I promise you this.
>>715327501
Cut your hair and get contacts and work out... You do look like a hardcore creeper currently, but you can easily change that
>>715327501 ur a Creepy fag bro...just sayin
START WORKING OUT
and cut your fucking hair. and maybe some new glasses. but working out is step #1. only strength, fuck all that cardio-shit. lift weights 3 times a week, and do it for a year
>>715327501
why is your head shaped like a penis?
>>715323830
Where are you from anon?
>>715323830
same.. l've never gotten a hug from a girl that wasn't my relative either. WHY GOD
>>715327501
You know what mate, you are completely average looking, there's absolutely no reason from your looks why you shouldn't be balls-deep in pussy. Your difficulties are coming from the way you behave towards women. They are people, same as you. Relate to them first as people, and only later as potential bedfellows.
>>715327653
Can confirm, I was in that same boat a few years ago. Cut the hair and got contact lenses.
>>715327501
you can hug my gf... l like to watch
START LIFTING WEIGHTS, SHITHEAD
>>715327501
U look kind of familiar...i honestly think i know u op lel..
>>715327501
Jesus christ you look fine. I was expecteing some genuine deformity level issues.
Get a T-shirt that says 'Free Hugs' or something. Try to connect with people even slightly then ask if they want a hug.
Maybe explain to them that you are practicing getting along with people better.
You can die without going on a date, but when it comes to completely platonic stuff, its pretty opt-in.
>>715327501
I hate you OP, you made it seem like you had some horrible deformity that made girls run away from looking at you. But you're just a weirdo, these people are trying to help you, you're not ugly, take some advice on here and work on being a more confident person
>>715323830
Get a prostitute fag
>>715323830
This right here is fine. My ex would do you.. you can either cut that hair, style it or wear a hat.
>>715327501
You aren't bad looking, l think if you talk to girls you'll eventually get into a relationship. Also if you make friends with one and speak from the heart about how you have never even hugged a girl, she'll probably hug you.
>>715327501
dude seriously? You don't even look that bad. You just need to be more confident. It's probably your personality that's scaring chicks away. Also cut your hair and style it. Girls love when guys have hairstyles. And stop being afraid of judgment. If people judge you there's nothing you can do about it. But what you can do is show that you don't care what people think of you. The best trick to becoming the most popular is to stop caring about being popular. Just be yourself and open up to people. You also have an advantage already because chicks dig when the "mysterious" guy shows his true colors to them. Makes them feel special for knowing you.
>>715328109
Get rid of the harry potter haircut
>>715327501
You have decent facial structure to work with.
Get a haircut. Doesn't matter if it feels out of place for you or weird, you'll get used to it. Just get a good haircut and NEVER grow it out like that again.
Change your glasses or get lenses.
SMILE
You need to smile. The first thing I noticed was not your hair, it was that shitty depressed cuck look.
You need to TRAIN to look more exited and happy.
Good luck boy
>>715328330
That's precisely what I was saying, if only op would pull his head out of his ass
>>715323830
Here you go, op.
Best I could do.
Yup, haircut and workout. I don't know if you do, but if you do wear runningshoes and jeans at the same time, stop it.
>>715328488
checked those dubs
Exactly I know so many beta dudes that grow their hair out thinking they look cool. A clean looking hairstyle + confidence = pussy
>>715327501
And no, its not too much to ask for.
:)
>>715328823
Right? It's like anyone has the ability to get some, regardless of their looks. If only they would stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's legit the only thing keeping you from nirvana. It is much easier to acquire things you aren't threatened by..
watch and learn op watch and learn
>>715323830
Start watching Conor McGregor. Motherfucker taught me everything about confidence. Seriously, go now
>>715323830
You never got a hug? Have you ever had a job? I mean... when you have a job there are tons of girls who will just have a bad day or are glad that you did something for them and they'll give you a hug.
Unless you're the ugliest guy ever. What are you on a scale to 10?
I'm about a 4 or 5. Some think I'm a 6, but it's subjective. I've had sex with 51 women in my lifetime. Half of them are fat. In fact I literally go on POF and massage all the fat girls I can find on there.
>>715326209
Jeezus dude.. if not trolling, you're in bad shape.
The good thing is, the only ways is up.
Not an expert, but your exreme negativity to every suggestion, some of which are honest and well meant, and your rather obvious extreme low self image, might make it a good case for a pro, psychologist or even psychiatrist and possibly some anti depressant medication in the future. Just a matter of trying to balance some chemicals in your brain.. don't think self medication is a good idea in your state, as you say, alcohol makes you even more depressed.. oh, and apart from that, exercise!! If you're to big for running, go for walks, everyday a little longer, start with ridiculously achievable goals, a couple hundreds yards on day one, hundred yards more on day to..then work it into a jog.
>>715329000
Oh boi trips have given op a warning. This must be a sign
it's too late for you op. you'll never get to experience a childhood in love hug
>>715326565
no man, if this is how you justify smelling bad, you are fucking wrong, everybody hates bad smelling people..
>>715329000
Witnessed
>>715323830
I once hugged few girls, years ago. In high school we had this hug day or something. The one who hugged the most got a prize. Suddenly 4 girls come and hug me... It was fucking heaven.
the real question op, are you going in for the boob squoosh? it's cheap but they love it every time
be a man op
>>715328109
OP, do you have any theory why your self esteem is so low? Because it's obvious to everybody here that that is the problem. As everybody says, yes, you are completely average, you are just doing everything to take yourself below average: go excersice, get a decent haircut (not something complex, just simple, shorter and CLEAN) Take care of acne (keep your face clean and be very carefull of what you eat).
Get better glasses or contacts, if glasses keep clean, no bigger smelly nerd hallmark than greasy smudgy glasses.. )
>>715326728
He's being honest. People do touch. Every ride a subway? An elevator? A slight hug is just saying "thank you". Similar to a shoulder or back pat.
Watch and learn
>>715329855
Not OP bud
>>715329855
So basically if we have acnea scars or acnea we can't have a girlfriends ? (Not op here) but its funny you guys all say that , acnea scars or acnea don't leave your face in like a month you know ?
Bump
Op, are you here?
>>715323830
23 yo here, Today is my birthday and I'd kill to have a hug I know that feel
>>715330497
Come hug me anon <3
>>715327501
haha you're like 12 nigga. wait a couple of years, ditch the glasses, cut your hair, lift a little, and you'll be swimming in pussy in your late 20's.
25 last week and in the same position as OP.
Yes, low self esteem along with few friends, don't meet new people often and can't relate to other people at the best of times. Makes it hard for me to give a shit about a girls problems.
OP, if you're still reading, you have to realize man that this is something that will never change unless you make steps towards changing it. You've gotten to this age and still you haven't come to terms with your situation. I realized I was doomed before I was 21, you're 26 and still whinging about this?
If you're not going to change it, accept that this is how you are and just go about your normal life. Be successful, earn money that you don't have to spend on anyone else and get used to your own company. Sure it's lonely but maybe you are all you need, you know.
>>715327929
>Get a T-shirt that says 'Free Hugs' or something.
autismo detected
>>715323830
Lol same but wh cares
>>715323830
Everyone is different OP, but there are billions of women out there. Some of them are screwed up approximately as much as you. Just talk to girls until you find one that likes you.
Working out and making yourself more attractive is optional, but it doesn't hurt. Also, I would recommend not getting hung up on whether or not the girl in question is attractive, but that's your choice.
>>715324170
how could they mess rainbow colors that bad
As soon as i see a hot girl i go hnnnng
>>715323830
Get a cat OP. They're good company.
>>715323830
Nooooo, OP reminded me of how miserable my life is. No hug? Kiss?
Women even ignore me in during verbal communication. I eventually found out every female I was around at some point, despised me to some extent - buy I guess that's biologically justified for them to hate wimps
>>715332679
>>715332944
Yeah, I've learned my lesson to deal with being forever alone
>>715333016
;)
>>715331602
There's also a fact, fertile looking woman are usually between 16 to 35+ at best, while man at 14 to 60+++ would agree to bang anyone.
So I don't think the average women to man population ratio really works.
Be a scoundrel with a heart of gold, receive hug.
>>715333189
whts your point? its obvious the challenge is big
honestly if you're at least in the friend zone with a girl it shouldnt be that hard
>>715333189
True, but if you just want a hug, the ratio is less important, since even friends can hug. Also bear in mind that people may have multiple partners over the course of their lives, so this helps with the odds.
Be the galaxy's most loyal first officer, receive hug.
Hugs are nice, women are shitty though.
>>715323830
If you really want sex just get an escort
>>715323830
We have the same problems but opposite. I have a gf but I've lost my friends and my job. They avoid me after I called one of them off their bullshit and now manipulates my other friends to purposely isolate me. I feel all alone, sad and useless.
While you dream of fucking, I just want real friendship and people who want to be around me and not just use me.
>>715326871
what a perfect 6.5/10, would fuck til my dick goes numb
>>715327501
Femanon here, you don't look bad at all!
As the others say, maybe you can change your hairstyle and get different glasses? Go out there and meet people, don't be scared to open up to girls. You will get hugs in no time! I believe in you OP!
>>715327501
You aren't super attractive but you are definitely not ugly. With a little work you can definitely find a girl.
this is coming from a grill btw
>>715323830
Sex is overrated. In this point in life, you should be making connections, friends and deep relationships with the people around you. Take it from someone like me. I may have a girlfriend but I lost everything - my job and friends.
I have no else to turn to (except of course gf and family). She wants to help me but I feel depressed knowing I have no one else to turn to and get the means to provide for her. She's really supportive and has tried her best to cheer me up but I know sooner or later she'll get tired if I don't turn my life around.
You should be thankful you have a job and friends around you. I'm depressed, lonely and miserable. You might long for a woman but when you get to experience sex and all that, you'll find it overrated and blown out of proportion. Having sex and talking about it to your friends is just an ego boost and frankly it's just boasting between friends. People could care less if you have a gf as long as you are successful career-wise or in life.
>>715325102
This dude isnt kidding im a 2/10 and got hugged randomly just standing nxt to a guy with literally that sign
>>715323830
You don't want a hug. Something in your subconscious mind is telling you to stay away from women, otherwise you would have had normal relationships with them by now.
You need to sort through you issues. Men pursue what they want. Maybe your desire for anime, video games, and other forms of escapism is greater than your desire for love.
Either accept that fact or change your priorities. Otherwise, you will continue to be unhappy with your life.
yeah, this post hits too close to home. I act like a tough guy and do stand up comedy and film myself and friends doing funny skits. but i'll never get to hug or kiss a girl.
Confidence makes shit happen by dude
if i get dubs she might love me back
>>715323830
go to the thailand, the philippines, or even the dominican republic.
>>715337009
Listen to this man OP. The pic is cliche as fuck but it speaks the truth. An example would be Steve Jobs. He might have been rich as fuck but he was miserable and took anti-depressants all his life because he never had deep lasting relationships and his family hated him.
>>715337175
Wisdom and wise advice on /b/? GTFO! This is supposed to be a board full of traps, lolis and the occasional /r9k/.
>>715327653
I concur
I went from 2/10 to 5/10 the day I got nice specs and ditched a bowl cut
>>715337301
>implying that's wise advice
Being emotionally dependent upon the affirmations of others is what women do. He needs to find what he wants in life and take it. This is how you win respect and admiration.
Family
>>715337425
>hurr im strong indepednt womyn who need no man
This is what you sound like. Are you a feminist by chance? You might roleplay as a strong character but there's a reason why depression and suicide is strong in white countries while the happiest ones are those with strong bond with their communities.
It wasn't this way before but the Jew has totally brainwashed you with their ultra-individualist "i am a speshul snowflek who need no one" nonsense.
>>715337425
Dude women FLOCK to men who are successful career-wise and/or has many friends. He's right in that regard. 4chan might despise gangbanging niggers but the saying bitches are nothing but hoes and tricks rings true.
>>715325181
i'm fat though
>>715323830
You could try a charity.
>>715327501
Stop being a cry baby and grow some balls.
>>715324740
You pay the hooker to have sex.
She'll hug you goodbye (usually)
>>715327501
Mate, it's simple you just gotta follow thru.
Get a haircut (go short), start lifting weights (for the endorphin release) and obv gains then optionally wear contacts/fool around with trendier fashion.
I believe in u cunt
>>715325249
What did you say to her / would you have said to her if this were true?
"I never had sex" or something?
Literally just ask any girl for a hug and they would probably give you one, it's just a fucking hug! Lol
Lmao I joined the theater program in school when I was 14 and made friends with a lot of girls that wanted to hug me. You should've joined the theater program boi
>>715338306
Ps
>>715337067
Cliche but true. Of the few times i've gotten attention from girls it's been when i've been too drunk to give a shit about what i'm saying or doing, in short acting like an idiot. But, it throws some switch in their head that makes you appear more chad-like and boisterous and desirable for some reason. I don't get the thought process but it seems to work.
>>715338478
yeah they fuckin say no hahahaha had it happen i cant roll with the thotties because i'm too swag
All you had to do was take care of yourself, respect yourself and present yourself well.
>>715327501
Get a hairstyle
Swap out glasses for something modern and stylish
Dress sharp, tighter fitting clothes
Smile, you look incredibly sad
Lift, you could become one of the swole nerds
>>715323830
you are obviously severely autistic so there's basically no other option other than an hero
>>715327501
i would hug you
>>715323830
well dude why is getting a hug, so and having a girlfriend so out of the equation for you? Are you that revolting? If yes, then it's all in your hands, go workout faggot, read books, work on yourself
>>715326209
>good for you. i deleted my facebook, too depressing. every single person i know having a blast and having relationships, meanwhile i've never even touched a girl except at the restaurant when they hand your card back and accidentally touch my hand sometimes
please don't go all Marco Rubio on a community college.
>>715327501
lol you look like you're 13.
>>715327501
HAHAHAHAHA NOW I KNOW THIS IS TROLL!
lose the fucking glass. cut your hair/get a fade. jk. but dress better. the hair looks kind of gay though. but some girls like the nerdy / dirty hippie look.
but to be honest you should get some nikes and some levis and wear RL polos or izod button downs. I can tell you don't smile much, because you aren't even smiling in a PHOTO!! get some cooler shades. save up your cash for some 500 dollar shades or something a little more stylish. you look 13. You should be taking super male vitality pills and alpha brain and going to the gym every other day (not joking go to the fucking gym) start getting a manly hobby like collecting guns or building statues with a chain saw. get a manly job, start listening to gangsta rap and music that degrades women and develop an alpha mind. become a real H.N.I.C.
>>715327501
>>715327501
Dude I look like you and I have a gf who i fuck weekly. It's not the looks bro
>>715328109
get rid of the gay john lennon hair
>>715328109
get a cool fashy haircut and dress in tighter, business casual clothes. become a well-dressed racist and learn some skills from some badass evil person like martin shkreli or trump or somebody that literally got famous because of twitter and degrades thots.
>>715323830
Where are you located anon? City?
lol all these guys saying you should get a haircut, all you need is confidence, like I'm a 6.5/10 and I get like 8.5/10 to 9/10 girls, it's all about confidence, and wittyness.
>>715327501
Shorter trendy haircut
Get some hipster glasses
Sign up with a trainer at a gym for a few months, follow the diet and schedule, then go out alone after you know the routine.
Hugs will abound. You're definitely not that ugly OP. I would hug you, but I don't think you live in Germany.
get soem sam hyde style glasses and shop at Ross and get some izod shit. Start taking vitamins and lifting. get a hair style. short on the sides, long on top. don't matter what you like.
>>715340900
HAHAHAHHAAHAHA WHATS SO FUNNY NIGGER
>>715342625
"taking vitamins"
>>715323830
>i'm fucking 26 years old and never a hug. seriously it's never going to fucking happen.
If your goal in life is to hug a girl and not fuck her, then you've already lost. I do not say this lightly OP, but KYS.
>>715329911
Fuck, and while wearing THAT hat.
But seriously OP you reek of low confidence, and to fix that you first have to go to yourself before going to other people.
The clue is in the face, but not in the looks. I know it sounds retarded, but listen to me. Your eyes look like you've seen the abyss (or are the outsider from dishonored if you are into that). Thing is, passion shows in your face. We all have those things that make a spark in our eyes when we talk about them. You need to find that passion. Some people like crafting, some people like cooking, others lifting, others like some sports, others like juggling, others like reading, others designing, you get what im saying?
You need to find shit that makes you happy by yourself, because people with determination, goals, and passion are hot as fuck (sometimes even if it is something extremely autistic)
I recommend a mix between something to develop your mental strenght and something for your physical one. I love reading and practice krav maga, for example
The rest comes after that practically by itself, especially if you follow what the other anons said to you: tell a barber you give him free realm as long as it is something simple and clean, dress nicely, shower, wash your face and trim your nails.
Good luck, anon!
>>715344682
But seriously, you don't need to be hot, you only need to look clean. Ugly guys get hot women all the time, and im not even talking about the rich ones
>>715327501
You look fine.
1.Get a haircut (Probably short)
2.Get better glasses / contacts.
3. (Optional) Work out
Christ dude, just pay a whore.
