Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

In less than a week, I will be married to her and live a happy

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 173
Thread images: 26
File: IMG_7663.jpg (548 KB, 1366x2048) Image search: [Google]
IMG_7663.jpg
548 KB, 1366x2048
In less than a week, I will be married to her and live a happy life together. How does that make you feel?
>>
>>768907533
I feel for you that you're still a virgin
>>
My sincerest condolences.
>>
>>768907533
Good for you, unless you're black then fuck you
>>
Nudes?
>>
I thought the same thing. Now we have 2 kids (and babysit a 3rd 80% of the time) and I hate my life. Have fun!
>>
You dumb boy (meatwad voice)
>>
>>768907533
I'm guessing by the fact you asked how we feel about you marrying a white girl, that implies you're a no good dirty nigger.
Thought you could slip one over on us huh coon? Hunting her FB
>>
>>768907985
Only if you roll trips
>>
>>768908564
Roll
>>
>>768908564
sigh...
roll
>>
File: Coons.png (136 KB, 500x566) Image search: [Google]
Coons.png
136 KB, 500x566
Yeah cuz we always post pics of our future bride on places like this...
>>
trips
>>
>>768908564
Roll
>>
>>768908776
fuck
>>
Roll
>>
File: AnHero.png (330 KB, 472x470) Image search: [Google]
AnHero.png
330 KB, 472x470
>>768908776
>>
>>768908564
checkem
>>
8888
quads here
>>
>>768908564
rolling
>>
>>768908886
your quads look like chicken legs
>>
wait for 999
>>
999
>>
>>768908886
he got trips, dont bitch out op
>>
Makes me feel sorry for you when she takes half of everything you own
>>
File: 29ws6m.jpg (42 KB, 503x500) Image search: [Google]
29ws6m.jpg
42 KB, 503x500
>>768907533
This thread again? Jesus, you're a fagit. Kys everyday
>>
Envy also rolling
>>
>>768909006
those aren't trips, son
>>
>>768908564
roll
>>
>>768908564
r0ll
>>
TRIPS
>>
222
>>
>>768907533
depressed. she is beautiful
>>
Rollin
>>
Roll
>>
>>768907533

her eyes are too far apart and you know it.
>>
>>768908564
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>
File: 3dr4fggfhf56664534.gif (801 KB, 360x203) Image search: [Google]
3dr4fggfhf56664534.gif
801 KB, 360x203
>>768907533
Fell for the meme huh? I know you're a bundle of sticks anyway, but real talk, don't believe the hype.
>>
>>768908564
Rollerino
>>
Well now I know what her face looks like I'mma find her, talk to her, warm up to her, sneak in and steal your love, fuck her and cum inside and you'll have to raise my kids asshole
>>
File: you make me sad.jpg (31 KB, 720x478) Image search: [Google]
you make me sad.jpg
31 KB, 720x478
>>768909524
>>
>>768908564
sigh
>>
File: 1526617910355.gif (884 KB, 301x214) Image search: [Google]
1526617910355.gif
884 KB, 301x214
>>768907533
>How does that make you feel?
>>
>emma threads in 2018
Imagine graduating from a boring central Pennsylvanian high school and still making threads about the same 7/10 four years later. I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>
>>768908564
We're doing this shit. Be a /b/ro and drop them.
>>
>>768908564
Rolli polli olli
>>
Statistically you're likely to get divorced, so have fun with that. Not that you're actually getting married to her, because why would you be dumb enough to post your wife to be on /b/
>>
>>768907533
jesus christ this pasta is ancient, good newfag detector tho
>>
File: heyhey.jpg (158 KB, 540x411) Image search: [Google]
heyhey.jpg
158 KB, 540x411
>>768907533
stop posting this shit, I've seen this thread at least three times
>>
>>768908564
Tittys
>>
>>768908564
Poontang
>>
>>768907533
Post a few wedding dress on/offs and we're good bro.
>>
>>768907533

You couldn't possibly know that it's true.

Anyone can suddenly have the shittiest life possible and if you're serious I FEEL that you're just setting yourself up for potentially an even worse fall from grace should something happen.

This is, as an anonymous person to me, completely inconsequential to my life except that you're temporarily keeping up to type this.
>>
moar
>>
File: 1523686695720.gif (987 KB, 229x176) Image search: [Google]
1523686695720.gif
987 KB, 229x176
>>768907533
In less than a year she will be divorcing you and taking half of your shit. How does that make you feel?
>>
>>768907533
Bad because she's cucking me with all of you.
>>
>>768908564
Roll
>>
>>768907533
It makes me feel great, you did it man
>>
>>768908564
roll
>>
>>768907533
Well considering that image if about 8 years old now and that her set is all over the internet, it makes me feel like you are a 0/10 troll with no life and nothing to really live for given your stale post.
>>
rallin
>>
this >>768915625
literally 4th thread today i've seen from this faggot with the same shit
we've all got her set already, fagboy
only the newfags are buying your b8
>>
>>768915642
>retard detected
>>
File: WHISKEY ALPHA ROMERO (4).gif (398 KB, 1774x847) Image search: [Google]
WHISKEY ALPHA ROMERO (4).gif
398 KB, 1774x847
I have all her videos and pics ama
>>
>>768907533
so much smarter than you
>>
>>768907533
How did you ask her dads permission for marriage before she got into high school?
>>
oh gosh golly geez, another faggot who found E.R's youtube, how quaint.
>>
>>768916356
her videos have been deleted for years now you mong
>>
>>768916232
What’s in the other folder?
>>
>>768916232
Dump them on mega please
>>
>>768916439
Sorry, you're right. Hey man, you want her number?I think I still have it in my phone.
>>
>>768916486
lol nigga why
>>768916482
cover song videos of her with her friend. never watched them. ever.
>>
It takes a real piece of trash to ask someone to sign a contract to love them or they can sue.
Fucking barbaric.
>>
innocent looking girls are always the kinkiest.
post vids.
>>
heh
>>
>>768916572
I'd like to add her to my folder
>>
>>768916232
Mind if you share the vids?
>>
File: WHISKEY ALPHA ROMERO (11).png (32 KB, 436x373) Image search: [Google]
WHISKEY ALPHA ROMERO (11).png
32 KB, 436x373
>>
>>768907533

Um...>>1321471
>>
>>768916972

Fuck
>>
File: 1511139143555.jpg (104 KB, 1137x1012) Image search: [Google]
1511139143555.jpg
104 KB, 1137x1012
>>768907533
Stop making this thread an kill yourself.
>>
>>768907533
It won't last. You're too young
>>
any videos?
>>
>>768908564
Czech my quadz
>>
>>768918608
nice try
>>
>>768908564
>>
>>768918998
FUG
>>
she looks 12 you sick fuck
>>
>>768916232
Is there some tits in there? If yes, could you demonstrate?
>>
>>768907533
>brown eyes
Too nigger for me.
>>
>>768907533
I'm sorry I gave her herpes the last time we hooked up. She said she was single..... I feel so bad bro. Start taking valtrex or your dick gonna be itchy fire....
>>
>>768907533
that makes me sad about you.. and she will cheat on your cheap, stupid ass every fucking day of the rest of your pitty life ;] so fucking congrats!
>>
>>768907533
Well, considering she's been posted on 4chan for a few years, it makes me laugh out loud inside that you would consider getting married to her! lmao even getting married today is an absurdity. But please, ruin your life in ways we can't imagine, you idiot lol
>>
>>768907533
Pretty much this >>768907795
>>
File: 30a (1).jpg (59 KB, 600x450) Image search: [Google]
30a (1).jpg
59 KB, 600x450
>>768907533
>>
It makes me feel hard as a rock. She looks like an innocent cutie but I remember tearing her panties off and pounding her arsehole with a few friends of mine after she got drunk with us and kept lifting her skirt up so we could see her camel toe. She baited us for half a night and then got cocks in all her holes till dawn. That dirty little daddies girl is a gushing moaner so if she goes missing on your wedding day, just check out back and you'll probably find her on her knees sucking all your cousins off till they fill her throat with hot man creame. Congratz tho.
>>
>>768909045
How do all these tards fall for this every time
>>
>>768907533
Thread carefully, OP. Over the years, I've seen other anons posting about marriage with the exact same girl. Apparently her marriage doesn't last very long.
>>
File: FUCKTHAPOLISS.png (313 KB, 700x604) Image search: [Google]
FUCKTHAPOLISS.png
313 KB, 700x604
>>768907533

Get off /b/ Harry you ginger tosser.

Also: James Hewitt was your real dad.

You're not even a real prince.
>>
>>768907533
It males me feel good to know she will cheat on you, then divorce you and take half your shit and the house, but leave you to pay for the mortgage while fucking another man.
>>
I just hope you expose her. Tell her you wanna document the Honey Moon; and show us that ass, pussy, and breasts!!
>>
File: 07bcb666.jpg (68 KB, 640x960) Image search: [Google]
07bcb666.jpg
68 KB, 640x960
Lel, Thought she looked familiar... prime.
>>
>>768907533
>How does that make you feel?
Reminds me I don't like liars
>>
tripes
>>
File: 1526633167099.jpg (255 KB, 2449x1837) Image search: [Google]
1526633167099.jpg
255 KB, 2449x1837
>>768907533
heres her nudes guys, share with your friends
>>
File: 01 - BAizvWQA4Wa.jpg (196 KB, 1080x884) Image search: [Google]
01 - BAizvWQA4Wa.jpg
196 KB, 1080x884
>>768924185
>>768907533
>>768924875
Isnt she dating an Asian guy?
>>
File: 01_edi.jpg (185 KB, 960x905) Image search: [Google]
01_edi.jpg
185 KB, 960x905
>>768924972
>>
File: ig.jpg (309 KB, 975x942) Image search: [Google]
ig.jpg
309 KB, 975x942
>>768924985
>>
>>768907533
Thankful I won't have to stare at those fucking massive teeth the rest of my life.
>>
File: emma_02.jpg (75 KB, 516x516) Image search: [Google]
emma_02.jpg
75 KB, 516x516
>>768924994
Yet another White girl with an Asian boyfriend
>>
File: emma_01.jpg (139 KB, 936x599) Image search: [Google]
emma_01.jpg
139 KB, 936x599
>>768925016
R I C E D
I
C
E
D
>>
File: em - 1x8QRrtxnd.jpg (86 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
em - 1x8QRrtxnd.jpg
86 KB, 640x640
>>768925033
>>
File: 1483155277793.jpg (644 KB, 2048x1366) Image search: [Google]
1483155277793.jpg
644 KB, 2048x1366
>>768925012
>teeth
As if you wouldn't want to feel those teeth brushing against your cock
>>
>>768908564
Tripaholic
>>
this shit is fucking old.
Old pics are old, even OP pics that are about 10 years old.
Every few years someone posts this skank pictures and every year all the little fags under 16 posts drooling.

Bitch is old enough to be your moms now.
>>
File: Photo 10-05-2017, 17 25 21 (1).png (215 KB, 305x331) Image search: [Google]
Photo 10-05-2017, 17 25 21 (1).png
215 KB, 305x331
>>768907533
>>
File: 1452541876009.webm (2 MB, 470x622) Image search: [Google]
1452541876009.webm
2 MB, 470x622
>>768925580
see
>>768924994
these insta pics of her with her Asian boyfriend are literally from last year when she was in college. these webm here is old.
>>
>>768908564
Check em
>>
>>768908564
Rollo
>>
>>768908564
Rollerino
>>
>>768908564
Rolo
>>
>>768908564
Roll
>>
>>768908564
J.k. rolling
>>
>>768908564
Rollerino
>>
>>768908564
Roll that biatch
>>
>>768908564
Rolling
>>
Isnt this Emma Rohan?
>>
>>768927581
who?
>>
Happy for you king. All the best to you and your bride to be. Keep at it my man, you're killing it!
>>
>>768907533
Liar.
>>
No male in 2018 should ever get married other than having children.
>>
>>768908564
Trips nao
>>
>>768907533
She's kinda cute, I hope you'll be happy for the first years before you get kids. Think about traveling a lot and trying a lot of different sex practices.
>>
>>768907533
You will have one happy year, maybe.
>>
>>768927581
It is,so no nudes I think
>>
>>768908518
Looking for niggers when there aren't. You da best. Go read Black Klansman
>>
>>768907533
Good, I hope you'll be happy together
>>
>>768908564
Rolllim
>>
>>768907533
Good for you annon, always love her, never go to bed angry, and stop getting on this website. It’ll kill your marriage if you let it, good luck, and remember, never pull out.
>>
>>768916232
share to the internet please
>>
>>768932929
bump
>>
>>768908564
Tripses
>>
>>768908518
Rolls
>>
>>768908564
Roller
>>
>>768908564
New roller here
>>
>>768907533
DUMB HER NUDES BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED...marriage is a clean slate then it never happened
>>
>>768907533
Check back with us on 5 years..then we'll talk
>>
I am proud of you, OP
>>
>>768934854
This
>>
roll for nudes
>>
trips demands nudes
>>
>>768907533
You know she's going to start fucking niggers and take half your shit OP.
>>
Trips here for the lulz
>>
>>768935214
>You know she's going to start fucking niggers and take half your shit OP.
nice meme 4everalone
>>
>>768908564
u better have them u fuckin kunt
>>
>>768935111
Trips
>>
444 get
>>
>>768935111

WINRAR.exe
>>
>>768907533

When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.

I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.

The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.

I cried. They were sympathetic.

That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape my face again.

You think you've got problems op? Man the fuck up.
>>
>>768907533
I don’t know you so it doesn’t make me feel anything really. I hope you are happy and I wish you well.
>>
>>768935579
That’s a good story. Shame that it didn’t happen.
>>
>>768935664

Sure kid.
>>
>>768935664

i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.

Chomp down another tide pod, precious snowflake.

Sincerely,
Alexander Black of Half Past Dead
.
.
.
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\
>>
>>768935579
pics or it didn't happen
>>
>>768935579
Even if that did happen you could have just told someone or gotten it on camera or something and he would go to jail and get raped himself.

But you killed a man and fucked up your leg so nice one
>>
>>768935928

>on camera

We didn't have a camcorder. And phones weren't everywhere. You have no fucking idea what it was like living in that house, wondering if he was going to hit my mom a little too hard next time, wondering if he was just going to straight up kill me the next time he faceraped me.

Go ahead though. Tell me how you would have been in such a much smarter headspace at age twelve after half a decade of terror, you fucking pleb.
>>
File: 1526530619428.png (57 KB, 625x626) Image search: [Google]
1526530619428.png
57 KB, 625x626
>>768908564
Damn, rolling.
>>
>>768908564
Rollllll
>>
>>768908564
Roll
>>
>>768924875
Wow, that looks legit! Moar moar
>>
>>768907533
Fuck her every night. Don't let her get out of the habit. Use her puss and tits and mouth every way possible. The mouth stuff will stop first. No woman likes bj's. They are just to land a man. Put off kids as loooong as possible. Emphasize through your actions that you are her protector, but she is your woman to submit sexually. Don't be mean, but take what you want. Do every position possible. Eat her pussy and ass for days.
>>
>>768908564
roll
>>
>>768907533
Disappointed knowing that she probably won't be fucking me every weekend like she has been for the last year. I'm sure it's only temporary, until she finds out the OP is a fag and she come running back to my Throbbing Cock
Thread replies: 173
Thread images: 26


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.