Waifu bread
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Waifu bread
cool thread m8
>>768914205
Thanks for the bake
>>768914136
Watch the first then second one you peanut
>>768914176
:(
Still here
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>768915288
Sleep snug, Smug.
>>768915288
checked
night Smugs
>shizuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTrEhlkQ6Q
>>768915216
Can I get the stringy thingy
>>768915686
Of course, friend.
Heya
claimed
>>768916017
goodnight
>>768915740
Love it
>>768915996
Bob doesn't smoke.
>>768916727
henlo Jill
>>768916864
hewwo anon
guys
>>768916968
Jolly jilly
>>768917570
cutietomo
>>768917703
hello?
>>768917901
I was Mamimi
>>768917901
Am twisted
Claiming best girl.
>>768918073
I had a reason for what I did.
what happened to sayori
is that guy doing well
>>768917964
I don't think I remember you too well.
>>768918068
am what?
>>768918166
Oh wait youre not the mami I'm thinking off, my bad
>>768918269
>forgot image
>>768918234
he's fine, just talked a couple hours ago.
>>768918269
Am drunko
>>768918318
How does a ketchup buttito sound now that you've had a few drinks?
>>768918296
we spoke several times
but it was less than 10 times total, probably
>>768918469
The mami I was thinking has a star in his filename but I forget he almost never posts
>>768918318
gotcha, okay.
>>768918454
the one that went by mami with a little flower next to their name?
>>768918394
Dreadful as normal
>>768918563
Is nice
>>768918296
good to hear
use to see him getting a lot of flak and wanted to make sure he's fine
>>768914808
Which one are you?
>>768918615
not as nice as you
>>768918687
yeah, he's holding up. got some of his own stuff going on, but he's getting along okay.
>>768918563
no
I was posting this one
I did an heresy, but I had to
She was reminding me of someone
>>768918234
that faggot hasn't delivered yet
>>768918778
The one with th s mug
>>768918794
Heh jilly is sweeter
>>768918536
mexiyuno? if so, firekeeper's been around and said hello.
>>768918807
understood. I'll try to remember better now. I can't blame you for a reason like that.
>>768918934
nope.
>>768918934
Where the pic with a cup?
>>768918794
well if you're in contact with him make sure he doesn't go overboard because the guy seems alright
>>768918980
Totes and they are I know so
>>768919003
On my computer
>>768919065
Why haven't you posted it?
>>768919128
Because I'm on my phonee
>>768915374
>>768915594
>it's taking him more than an hour to think of a comeback
okay, this is epic.
>>768919247
I noticed that different places at home have different smells.
>>768918980
Thanks. U niec
>>768918536
shame about this other Mami, seems unpopular around here
>>768919287
A comeback to the letter e?
>>768919421
Oh? I don't notice really
>>768919519
>A comeback to the letter e?
>>768919027
I'll do what I can.
>>768919065
how are the models, then?
>>768919429
nah.
>>768919522
Are you drunk?
>>768914205
Lol
>>768919784
They are at home safe and sound do not worry
>>768919840
Yes
The chargeblade is fucking weird
>>768919993
I heard of a story lately. A drunk man was killed by a police.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ooa7wOKHhg
>>768919784
Jill not niec?
>>768920264
We're they at a friends playing games?
>>768919700
respond please
>>768920414
Nope.
>>768920466
Nothing to worry about then my friend!
>>768919993
good good. drink some water tonight, okay?
>>768920400
I'm okay, I guess.
>>768920644
I'm drinking Sprite and gin!
>>768920615
Are you often drunk?
>>768919994
Weird is an odd way of spelling great.
>>768919784
just don't fatigue yourself by trying to be support for everyone and you'll be fine
>>768920400
jill very niec
>>768920753
Nopeee
>>768920415
Show boypussy please
>>768921043
Will you try rorys recipe next time
>>768920644
>>768921026
I'm glad
cause Jill a qt
>>768920673
you sure are. and drink some water later to make the alcohol hurt less tomorrow.
>>768921281
I don't know. Too far ahead
>>768921328
I'll be ok cared joll
>>768920796
Like the charge system is completely foreign to me
>>768921405
You should try it with a green olive and salted rim martini glass (shaken not stirred)
>>768921670
Why
>>768921812
I'm just so used to the greatsword and the lance that anything outside of those playstyles is weird
>>768921795
I'm not James bond
>>768921958
well maybe you should diversify your skill set~
>>768922000
but you are a cute that likes their drink, so you should try it
>>768922350
No cuttte. I do like drunk
>>768922417
Try the drink as it was intended
>>768922350
Hence why I'm trying charge blade
Also been trying bow, hammer and dual blades
>>768922536
Nahhh I want to have a warm blanket
>>768922707
Tapping triangle + circle 3times is the quickest way to get off your elemental wombo combo.
Pressing R2 while in the wombo combo animation will charge your shield.
Pressing circle and a direction after a regular combo will have you do a fade slash that's pretty good for repositioning.
It's a fun weapon
>>768922707
Cute
>>768922710
What does that have to do with anything
>>768923420
Noted, I'll translate that to xbox as best as I can
>>768923431
It's what I wants
>>768923591
Are you sleepy now?
>>768923506
Uh yeah.. do that, my bad. Another thing that's worth noting since you used the Lance for a bit, is that the shield is much weaker then the lance.
>>768923719
Oh I noticed that right away lol. It's a bit better than the greatswords guard (but that's not saying much)
>>768923695
No just only feel warm in the chest
this one is new
Bump
>>768923782
I'm still trying to learn the greatsword so I can't say much. My combos seem to miss more often then they hit. Have you tried the gunlance yet?
>>768924672
Tried it but just didn't like it for some reason
53% less dead edition
Late claim, hello everybody
>>768925298
Hiya, how ya doing?
>all these inferior waifus
>>768925298
Stop charging so much to heal a dark sigil
Don't mind the girl I'm choking.
>>768925439
I woke up at 10:30am so pretty great
How about you?
>>768925583
Sorry, gotta pay up to be a good guy
Uhm.. she's fine, right..?
0 here I guess
>>768925633
The free 5 levels, untrue rings, Londor hexes and new questline are damn tempting.
> Uhm.. she's fine, right..?
She'll live.
>>768925756
Bear ears! *hugs* how are yous
>>768925771
B-but.. You know, Papa Gwynn would've wanted this.. I would want this.. And you'll do it for a lovely Firekeeper, wouldn't you...~?
Welp... I don't have healing powers but there's another blind bitch that wants to take my place as a firekeeper, what a dumb slut aspiring to take such a noble place... Buuuut she can help her I guess
>>768925633
Oh nice, that's good. I'm doin' well, playing monster hunter
>>768926062
Firekeeprrwr hugs!
>>768926062
Gwyn's dead and nobody likes him.
Snuffing or stealing the flame seems to be the canon ending.
Besides, the true ending lies in a painting of blood.
Also that "blind bitch" has some use. Too bad she dies every time I get my hands on a fun Braille tome.
>>768926028
O-Oh! Yes. I'm doing.. Meh decent. Gonna visit the doc tomorrow... Again.
What about you?
>>768926382
Sounds great. Is it as fun as they say?
>>768926408
True, she hugs and she qt
Also, for you
>
>>768926431
Weeeeeelp... I mean, he was trying to do good..
Welp.. The Dark Lord is best ending of all, tho I don't think any of them is canon, it's a touchy subject.
Hmm.. Technically it's not an ending, just another path the world can take. We'll never know what happened there or what will happen in the painting, sadly..
You know, it's DS3, fun is not allowed.
>>768926812
I'm not a huge one for RPG's and it's an absolute fucking blast
>>768926646
I'm terriblely drunk! *hugs tighter* I hope you would feel better doing that ok?
>>768926812
Thank you I appreciate it!
>>768927339
Hehe drunk Tomo!
I want my wife to take deep black cock!
>>768926062
you best not be talking about my fair lady
>>768927490
A lot! I hope you feel just as well as me
>>768927730
I bet they are. Kick their ass.
>>768927827
I try
>>768927828
Hiya rory. How are you
>>768927894
Im alright
>>768927904
Glad to hear. What are ya up to?
>>768927093
I'm really glad to hear that!
>>768927358
You're welcome, you drunk Tomo you~
>>768928038
Watching a youtube vid after feeding the pupper.
>>768926062
I knew it! I knew it!
You will not get away with this!
*very slowly crawls at you*
okay that's enough rp for today
>>768927894
I think you do well dear zero
>>768928056
Thank you fire thank yous
>>768928056
Now lemme succ them estus flasks.
>>768928056
Yeah so if you ever get the chance I highly recommend
pudding...
you are all puddings
>>768928400
best pudding
>>768928381
Whaddup yuu claimer
>>768928530
owo
how're you
>>768928069
Sounds awesome
>>768928255
I really do hope so
>>768928381
Cute hello
>>768928757
Don't doubt yourself dear zero. I likeyou
>>768928757
Well she made a mess of everything, but thats because In let her in and chased her a bit.
>>768928903
A-Ahh. Thank you
>>768929030
Oh. I know that. I have 5 Doggos, it always happens when I play around with them in the house
>>768928255
How much didya have?
Also share some
>>768928268
D-dirty..
>
>>768928347
I wanted but am broke for now ;-;
It's much of a grindfest or is somehow pleasant and entertaining?
If I see one more charge blade in online and the dude is a trip fest I'mma be annoyed on a spiritual level
>>768929133
Huskies are jumpers.
>>768929135
The grind honestly feels like you're learning and getting better cuz you learn new ways to take the monster out easier
>>768929133
Anytime sweetheart
>>768929135
A lot and I'd share with you every day!!!
>>768929192
Never had a husky. But I really love those
>>768929693
What else are you planning
>>768929749
Nothing I canlike plan anything my dear
>>768929749
Shes full of energy and zoomies. Dont forget the jumping.
I claim Elise from fire emblem fates
>>768929225
Huh, you say?
Well, I might get a job in July or August so after tying up some loose ends I might as well go for it, so far I've got 3 PS4 games so that's a pretty small collection, gotta expand
>>768929693
Hell yea boi!
>>768930208
Elsie my dear how were you?
>>768930236
You owe me thougcb
>>768930428
Your dear? That's a new title
I'm alright, kinda sleepy
Gotta dip in an hour
How are you?
>>768930494
sorys im a wee bit drunk. Going to the driving schoolthings?
>>768930428
Boi I can provide you with highest quality polish vodka, the best in the fucking world, so you would feel orgasmic while passing down on the floor
>>768930570
Yeah for some reason I figured as much
How much and what did you drink?
Yeah
>>768929911
Nothing really?
>>768930040
I always planned on getting a husky but I was told they get sick very quick so I'm a little hesitant
>>768930626
>>768930626
I only have the cheapsest gin i could buy,
>>768930657
ouch, A lot of gins, I hope its godo to you
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>>768930694
Why is that ouch? It's easy to detect a drunkard
Thanks lol, just gotta drive 2 hours
Don't really like it but it's whatever, gotta happen
>>768930686
nope just in a druken stupor
>>768930762
Because it hurtsss qq. i hope it goes well
>>768930907
Well I'm sorry then
Maybe don't drink that much idiot
And thanks
>>768930236
Yeah man go for it, it's a great game
>>768931017
how else will it feel warm and cozy inside, gin always makes me saddest i think, No problem. I like that pic. they look nice
>>768930694
That's why you got me boi
What do you like besides gin?
>>768931053
One day I will man, one day I will..
>>768931227
Idk hot chocolate is pretty nice
Wait gin makes you sad? Why drink it then
Thanks, I also like it, though I'm very subjective
>>768931283
Anyways, what else is up with yiu?
>>768930686
Well, she hasnt really gotten sick, ever. Always been a happy pupper, full of zooming jumpies.
>>768931283
ah well thats good. Vodka mixed with ginger beer makes me a happy camper. i also like whisky. beers that taste decent. .
>>768931320
Hot chocloate makes m e sick, because it also feels nice. I dont understand it at all.. I think its nice because she appears normal.
>>768931470
Nani, why does it make you feel sick
Well are you feeling sad or nice now?
You don't understand what?
She always looks normal if you ask me, cute little sister
>>768931373
Nothing much really. I guess I'll tidy up my rooom and play some Payday.
How about you?
>>768931470
Mixing vodka and beer? Adventurous, I like it. Whiskey is great too, especially on long nights. Never liked beers myself, only cider.
~Firekeeper
