Is there a secret to make tons of cash quick?
Like magic spell or something?
Mal Malloy
>>674237894
rosebud or motherlode if you want more
Just grow and sell your own skunk weed to edgy teens, they don't know the difference
Use ass magic
>>674237894
Step 1 don't have a fat ass slob gf
>>674239341
I bet she has huge turds
A bank robbery.
You need a magical ass. Do you have one?
Answer me boy. Do you have a magical ass?
>>674237894
do $10 a pop bareback at a gay porn theatre, pretty sure you'll make a couple hundred a day at least
>>674240658
Dude, that's like 20 grammar dicks. The rule of thumb is you can take as many dicks per day (DPD) as you can eat hotdogs in one sitting
>>674237894
Prostitution.
By asking here you have shown stupidity that suggests you are not smart enough for hard crime.
You shouldn't even sell drugs. So sell ass. Quick and easy.
>>674237894
yes, magic spell.
greedisgood 999999999
>>674239588
dubs for truth
in and out in 90 seconds, you'll need at least 3 people
hit up multiple banks in a day-- bam
>>674237894
need $3000 fast?
suck 10 dicks for $300 each. or suck 100 dicks for $30 each if you got no dick sucking skills.
>>674242551
I'll be in an out of his ass in 90 sec
>>674242808
I want that.
>be you
>want to make money fast
>have Ferrari
>stick money to hood of Ferrari
>drive at top speed
>you made money fast
>repeat ad infinitum
Have a girlfriend OP. I'll beat up her pussy for $300. $400 if you watch
Selling drugs.
When i was 14 i would take 7g of weed ($50-75 in my area when i was 14) and break it up in to 10 bags
.7g and sell the for $10 each. Take that $100 and try and get 14g of weed, break it up into .7g bags again and get $200. Take that and get an ounce and sell 1g bags for $10 each. In one weekend especially at a festival, i could end up with 4-600.
>>674242639
I'm straight and love pussy but 300 each id suck dick all day every day lol nigga money talk
>>674243138
Careful what you wish for. Once you get fucked like that. That's it you're gay.
>>674242639
if no bj skills should be 1000 dicks @ $3
How much to choke you out and then finger bang you as you come to?
>>674243436
What makes you think I'm str8?
>>674237894
Prostitution
>>674237894
use ur brain noob trade irl, that's basicly cash from air