Any advice on asking a girl out /b/?
>>674991090
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Man the fuck up and do it. If she rejects you no problem, at least you know you'd have been wasting your time if you played the long game. Just go for it, nothing to lose!
>>674991090
Just be confident and fucking do it. There is no simple way.
Also, some will reject you, but that's ok.
It's a number game.
>>674991090
Just do it. Don't ask her to be your girlfriend. Just ask her to go somewhere. Something you like doing is the best. Try and stay away from movies unless you live at home and need a place to make out. Otherwise, pick something that promotes some conversation.
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Well, the obvious advice is don't be an autistic beta-faggot. But honestly, just be chill man. The less you think about rejection, the more smooth you are
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>>674991536
Three smart responses in a row. I'm impressed /b/.
We need to find this girl on social media and ruin everything for op.
>>674991430
i knew it was the cheez-its that made the pussy
>>674991536
Any advice on something promoting conversation?
>>674991699
I had the same thing in mind
>>674991909
Good plan, I'll see what I can do. Time to make this thread great again.
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>>674991699
Any advice?
>>674992115
Top golf, batting cages, pool, darts. Something semi competitive that you're good at. If all you do is game, a barcade.
I assume you're underage though, most of these won't work for you.
>>674992557
In for ruining a life thread.
>>674993062
Good idea, bowling would work
>>674993062
Oh, you won't something you're good at so you can give her pointers, forgot to mention that. Like when she's leaned over a pool table, you stand behind her and guide her stick with her.
>>674992115
How well do you know her?
>>674993187
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>>674991909
Why?
>>674993429
Exactly
>>674993513
Friend a while ago, talk once every few months
>>674993725
hmmm...maybe you ought to try chatting her up more often first.
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>>674991909
How's it going fags?
she's a qt. good luck op.
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>>674994169
What do I say?
>>674994169
Eh, if you're still in contact with her not that necessary if it's a low pressure thing like bowling. A good way to do this, and sort of still get a date, is to go with a group of friends and invite her a long. You'll be able to judge how a one on one thing would work better too.
>>674995041
good point.
maybe just "hey. want to go bowling?"
>>674995041
I sort of don't have any friends
>>674994969
Just ask her out for a drink or bowling or whatever she might like. You just gotta man up and do it. Don't beat around the bush. Be a man!
>>674995250
goddamn it kid. goddamn it. damn it.
>>674995250
Ooo... That's going to be rough. Unless she's antisocial, that will be a turnoff. Now, you'll have to make sure you tread lightly on the clingy meter. Let me think a second...
Ok, hold on
>>674995509
I know the girl. Shes like 17. Dont think they'll be going out for a drink
>>674995778
If you know her, anyway you can help OP out as a buddy or are you crushing on her too?
>>674991090
What do you look like, op?
>>674995778
How is this qt?
Tbh just fuckin do it youll feel good after you do it regardless of the answer
>>674995778
Bowling it is! Or video arcade? There are lots of things you youngster can do!
>>674995778
>Shes like 17
The oldfag in me wants to say: "git her drunk."
The human in me wants to say be the man I never was, and tell her you think she's cute, and that you'd like to go bowling or hang out with her and just do random shit.
>>674996177
Too friendy. You want to make it known that you want something more than a friendship!
>>674996333
I think he's subtlety making that clear.
>>674996454
I hope so! Being in the friend zone sucks. Been there, done that
>>674992115
games workshop store. you can tell her about how badass the new space marine hurricane jet bike is
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>>674996333
First hand experience, stuck there for almost 4 years and in the end I lost my mind and all my friends
>>674996531
same. that's why i almost with i could go back in time and send a dick pick.
Bump
if she responds quickly, game on. if she takes too long, beware.
>>674997151
How long is too long?
>put on a ski mask
>follow her in your car until you're sure she's alone
>pull gun on her
>scream "Get in the fucking car bitch!"
>bind and gag her, shove her in the trunk
>drive to a quiet, remote location outside of town
>rape her repeatedly
>pull out/break out all of her teeth (so they can't use dental records to identify her
>force her to dig her own grave
>shoot her
>bury her
>drive away
>dissolve teeth in coca-cola
>watch asian porn on redtube
>jerk off
>go to sleep
>>674991090
If you are thinking of asking her out over facebook or IM, you are doing it wrong. Walk up to her and talk to her like a regular person. Be confident enough to walk up and ask her out, be confident enough to know if you get rejected or not, you'll walk away like you entered. If rejection, you will be bummed but dont take it to the heart, say its her loss and keep it moving.
>>674996333
Eh, making it too obvious in a text can be a nono depending on the girl. You're better off trying for something friendly and making a move when you're with her. Keeping it friendly keeps her from jumping to rejection to quickly as there isn't as much, if any pressure in her mind. Just make sure to make physical contact. Start slow, touch her shoulder, grab her hand (not hold it), poke her somewhere. Then start ramping it up, with hair brushes, carressing her calves, massaging her shoulders. Then even more like caressing her thighs or holding her waist, smacking her ass. I think you get it.
>>674996798
Ooo, alright, stop, don't send another message. You shouldn't have sent that other 5 minutes after... Wait until she responds now. If she doesn't respond, move on.
>>674997483
Not my goal
>>674997541
I've never/heard of that working
Don't die thread, we still need to find her
>>674997972
Let us know when she replies, bro!
>>674997790
What!? That works every time. If she doesn't let you touch her friendly, she won't let you touch her intimately. Also, any kind of physical contact sends messages to the brain on a subconscious level, so if she really doesn't want anything to do with you, it could build it.
I feel like this a pivotal point, and you should ask 3 other girls out while you're at it. but then again, I'm an idiot.
>don't ask
>buy roofies
>use roofies on QT in bar
>drag drugged QT home
>strangle QT with dog leash
>live stream necro rape
>profit
>>674991090
Take your balls out of your purse and ask her out.
>>674998495
No
>>674998382
I will
>>674998413
Why the fuck not
>>674998459
I need to just think, not spam
>>674998637
he did.
>>674998924
Faggot
How do you ask a girl out of you don't even have a car guise?
>>674999273
You don't. Unless you wanna have your mom drive you to the date faggot.
>>674999273
You just deal with it. Pretend to be a poorfag
Be direct. No "do you want to do something some time".
Rather, hey, let's go to <place> on <date>. I'll pick you up at <time>.
Depending on your age, you might add wear a dress and heels, and no panties ;) or something like that.
>>674998924
Why won't she let you touch her intimately if she won't let you touch her friendly?
Well, she doesn't like physical contact, then unless she has already decided she's going to sleep with you, she won't let you touch her at all.
But most people don't mind being touched in most places by most people. So if she won't let you touch her in a friendly way, then it means she thinks you're gross.
But, if she doesn't want to sleep with you, but she doesn't think you're gross, you can make her think shell want to sleep with you by slowly escalating your physical contact.
>>675000087
I see now
>>674999809
Didn't think, fuck
>>674991090
Go here and practice, it's how I learned.
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