ok /b/ i'm ready to kill myself
i had to evict my bipolar schizo roommate because they refused to take their meds and started breaking windows and shit 1 day. they left their cat here and ive taken care of him for the past 11 months. today they showed up with cops and forcefully tore him from my arms as he clawed at their faces. one of the cops threatened to shoot him if my ex-roommate didnt put him in a carrying cage. after that they just left, and im never going to see my cat again.
so can you guys tell me some tips on how to do suicide painlessly and quickly? i dont have access to any kind of gun, but im trying to find a shotgun to shoot myself in the back of the head. and im too poor to afford a car, so i cant lock myself in a garage for monoxide either. seems i cant even fucking kill myself right.
>>674983701
Dont do it, buy a new pup instead, and call him mchitbler.
>>674983701
sadly i know those feels and therefore have no advice to give. jump off a tall building.
do a flip faggot.
>>674983701
Losing a pet is no fun OP.
Losing that roommate might not be a bad thing, tho.
Maybe the cat will come back somehow. Or you could get another one
It's only one day Op. Don't panic yet.
>>674983701
Ik I'm a big faggot for saying this but don't do it dude, the cat clawed their faces because it didn't want to be taken away from you.The cat will remember you forever if you took good care of it.
cut your veins dude in the bathroom
>>674985393
bump this since he made good points
>>674985433
Exactly this.Otherwise I know that theres still a lot of love in you.buy a knew cat.Maybe some poor fucker you see in a animal shelter or something.keep you're little kitty in heart but be sure that there is enough place for another
>>674983701
No cat is worth An Hero. It's just a cat.
Agreed with the others: you might get this one back. If not, you can always get another. It's not like cats are scarce.
You did what you could anon.
Dont be a casualty to someone else's bullshit tho. Live on and get better.
When you're feeling better you should get a cat of your own. Black cats always seem to get left til last, how about a smart black cat? They're pimp as fuck. I love mine.
>>674985961
hope this is op
>>674983701
It's typical for feelings of accute distress that it deceptively feels like it will never leave you. It's just a mental illusion. It'll pass. Hey, you took your responsibility, you took care of the little guy didn't you? Get a kitten that will be officially yours without any hassle.
>>674983701
jump off of a high building with a blind fold on
>>674986605
Can't believe this thread is full of good people who don't want OP to die.Half of 4chan is full of faggots who don't know the price of someone losing their life
Don't be a faggot anon. Get yourself a pupper
>shoot myself in the back of the head
i'd like to see that
>>674983701
It's hard losing a companion.
My dog died 1 year ago, and I never felt so sad and angry my entire life. The thing is he didn't die from natural causes or anything like died, he died because one of my neighbor's hates dogs, so he decided to poison him. The worst thing is, once the sadness was gone, came the rage, so I did the only thing I could do, I got revenge. I never felt better than in that moment.
>>674986398
lol no way this is true. gonna try it on myself, brb with science
>>674986851
Gore is easy, can get all the misery and shit we need from live leak and ogrish etc.
Here, we find other souls in this shithole and help them as we would want them to help us.
There's an honesty down here you won't find anywhere else.
>>674987301
Nicotine is pretty toxic, be careful
Try some nicotine patches first, they will give you insane dreams.
>>674987144
How did you get revenge, anon?
>>674987144
Tell us!
>>674987144
tell us you even got dubs
>>674987301
>>674987549
i feel like i need to puke badly and my eyes are closing a bit like an opiate high
i feel very nauseous
>>674987144
please tell the story, rest in peace pupper
>>674988596
go to hospital sickfag
OP, go to a kill shelter. adopt a little buddy who doesn't have much time left. you can never regain what you have lost, but the legacy of your compassion can live on for all your life.
>>674988596
Go to hospital before you heart attack stupid faggot
>>674988913
>>674989190hthis is stangely fun.
>>674989313
*strangely
>>674989313
you are sick, try some activated charcoal
>>674983701
OP isn't responding, hope he just went to sleep
>>674989788
yeah, "sleep"
>>674989313
i bet he is dead right now
rip x
OP DON'T KILL YOURSELF
this is a long shot but schizo may accidentally allow the cat to escape, through neglect, insanity, whatever- he may find his way home
at least go on living for as long as that cat's natural life should be, they are smart, don't let him run back to your apartment just to find a stranger there
>>674989788
Still here, just been reading a lot of responses and calming down, since I posted right after they left. I'm definitely gonna look by some shelters near me this week, hopefully take a liking to one I might see. I mostly expected people telling me to just kill myself, honestly pleasantly surprised that /b/ cares sometimes.
>>674990825
Oh thank god dude, never make panic decisions.Good luck in your life
>>674990825
i am so happy you're still with us
sincerely, consider adopting a doomed shelter animal. every hour past "end of the line" will be an intractable, ineffably beautiful gift. please consider the immense good you can do for an animal that has totally lost hope.
i believe in you, OP, be brave and magnanimous and allow yourself time to grieve.
>>674990825
You're talking "Bonus Cat" now!
>moving forward...
>>674991253
>>674991287
Jk gonna slit my wrists real quick, the quote I want on my gravestone is "you can't stump the trump".
>>674990825
That makes me really happy, man !
>>674990825
I wish you good luck in you're life too
>>674991870
> I'm calling this the poser op
>>674991870
The only thing I hate about 4chan is that you can never know who is really op
>>674993589
only thing i hate about 4chan is you
>>674993817
kek
>>674987144
>It's hard losing a companion.
>My dog died 1 year ago, and I never felt so sad and angry my entire life. The thing is he didn't die from natural causes or anything like died, he died because one of my neighbor's hates dogs, so he decided to poison him. The worst thing is, once the sadness was gone, came the rage, so I did the only thing I could do, I got revenge. I never felt better than in that moment.
I see some people want to hear how I got my well-deserved revenge, so here it goes...
Usually I get angry at something, and it passes away, but oh no, this time, I wasn't going to just go away.
Took me a few weeks to devise my plan, but I figured it out.
There are a lot of strays where I live, so what better way to get my revenge then with the stuff he hates. It was kind of hard thinking of a plan that would hurt that dude, but not hurt the dogs, but I got it.
Every day for 2 weeks I would put food in front of his house, I figured that in some time the dogs would learn that his gate was the place they could get some treats,and what do ya know, it worked. (I thought it would take more apparently after two weeks they would just come).so every day, at 4 pm(right before he came back home from fuck knows who) I would leave food for the dogs, they would come and then they would greet him. I stopped doing it after those two weeks, because he seemed passed off, I was happy he was pissed off, and the plan seemed to be going on on its on.
Cont.
>>674995065
Cont.
So after another 2 weeks or something like that I noticed that the dude wasn't pissed off anymore... He was actually happy to be greeted by those dogs, and he actually started feeding them... which made me angry at the time because my master plan stopped working, but later I realised that maybe this wasn't such a bad thing. The dude was lonely and he looked so happy when I saw him with those dogs.
>after that I didn't really give much thought to the matter, I suppose making him happy made my anger at him fade away
>fast forward a couple of months
>be me
>hear barking dogs
>look outside
>see dog catchers (I hope that's what they're called)
>they get every fuckin dog in my neighborhood (we had a dog problem back then, now there are no strays in my neighborhood )
>fast forward a few days,hear the news that my neighbor killed himself
>I suddenly feel the rage that I felt back when my pup died
>the dude that poisoned my friend, made him suffer a slow and agonizing pain, that fucking asshole is dead
>think of how I helped in his suicide because I assisted in his moment of happiness, and then karma took it away
>Never felt so good in my entire life, to know that everything that he was and would ever be seized to exist
>feelsverygoodman.css
>>674995065
>>674995252
That was quite a read Anon.
Twisty, turny, up, and down.
>+1
