Roast me /b/
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Roast me /b/
you look average
>>675185559
This is not what I expected
>>675185367
i just ordered those same headphones on amazon.
how good are they?
>>675185367
where did you buy that shirt?
>>675185783
It's true though, there is nothing really especially bad or especially good about you. You look like an average dude who likes to drink milk, I guess. Or soy milk if you're vegan or lactose intolerant. Nothing special.
>>675185367
You are definitely the kind of guy I'd see maybe once for a fling, then leave you early in the morning before you woke up.
>>675186153
River Island
>>675186306
Still had sex.
What about me?
>>675185367
Hey Daniel
>>675187031
now you're fucking hot
>>675187031
grow out your hair, then 7/10
>>675187092
Ummm... I'm not Daniel
>>675185989
Surprisingly good ,not greatly noise-cancelling but great quality of sound for the price. I was told I'd get rekt by RoastMe on 4chin. I'm disappointing. Back to Redit I go.
>>675187031
Cut hair keep beard.
>>675187103
? You're funny.
>>675186306
He still had sex with you, slut.
>>675187162
well you are now
>>675187302
And it was good.
>>675185367
Your eyebrows are like a good inch thick.
>>675185367
You look like a shittier version of Scar
>>675187467
Thats a compliment you know
>>675187200
yeah of course if the right (or wrong?) person saw the thread he could say whatever but tbh you're kinda cute
>>675187472
From the Lion King?
>>675187667
Thanks kind internet stranger, I'm sure you're beautiful too.
>>675187693
No faggot, as in Bobby Scar. The Smash player.
And also mayhaps a faggot.
>>675187031
11/10 would totally fuck
>>675187964
Ahh, Im a CS watcher, Smash players mean nothing to me.
>>675185367
You look like Ron from Kim possible
>>675188313
Fair enough. But that's a really strange way to say that you like schlongs in your anus.
>>675187031
Get some tats lose some weight you should be good
>>675188520
Minus the freckles, ginger hair and hot sidekick?
>>675188676
We use codewords in the underground
>>675185367
kinda hot
>>675188846
I hope youre female.
>>675188812
Nice low rez imge feget
>>675188962
or just a faggot like 80% of b
>>675185367
Spread ass and show balls
no dick though, I'm not some kind of faggot
>>675185367
Your fake smile belies your total insecurity and desperate need for social acceptance on the internet because you're too awkward and shy to talk to girls irl.
>>675188962
I hope you weren't genuinely expecting females to compliment you
remember, everyone on 4chan is a gay male
my turn ty
>>675189134
I like your style... After, can I turn you over and blindfold you whilst I stick my fingers down your japseye?
>>675189237
Still taking that shit as a compliment
>>675188839
Good man. If the normfags were to catch on we'd be up to our teeth in "dank" memes that miss the fucking point.
>>675189619
Fucking weeaboos
>>675189283
its not gay as long as I dont see your dick or make eye contact so yee why not?
OP is hot
but we all know all the dudes on 4chan are beta fucks. so I'd fuck you but i wouldn't tell anyone or brag about it to anyone.
>>675191101
good good
>>675187162
You're from Tasmania, m8. Don't you lie on the internet
>>675191257
Thankyou very much, but what is a beta fuck :'D
>>675191405
HOWD YOU KNOW?!!
no seriously... Im no Daniel
>>675185367
Daniel right? We've met the other day.
Still havent found that handsome guy, have you?
>>675192182
No. This is Patrick.
