LGBT nazis made a survey for my school. Do your worst.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CVyMm74UunKme8CLYK23nd5Q-XBdeZsZLYTZoDbJ29I/viewform
>LGBTQIA+
Wow they're really pushing it aren't they?
>>675404582
>LGBTQIA+
lmao
>>675404582
>not your personal army.
Go to bed and give more respect to gay people, faggot.
>>675404582
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
>empowering or disempowering?
cant fucking stop laughing
>>675404917
dude this shit is gold
>>675404917
>Cistronormativephobic nonbinary elder dragon here
that comment is offensive, they aren't gay, they are on a spectrum
>>675404774
>>675404818
It's been that way for a while. LGBT is just the shortened version
>>675404917
kys go back to your safe space
What the hell is the IA on the end of this anyways
>>675404917
Fuck off nigga.
>>675405294
Fucking kek
>>675404582
This is fake as fuck.
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
>Queer voices project
nigga come on...
>>675405294
good work
>Question 1
Attack Helicopter
>Question 2
Navy SEAL Copypasta
>Question
By blowing shit up with AGM's.
>>675404582
>How do you identify?
Thai Tranny
>What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
I get paid by tourists
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
It earns my income so that is empowering, but being gangbanged by fat white tourists is disempowering so it evens out
GIVE EM' HELL BOYS!
>>675404582
RELEASE THE ATTACK HELICOPTERS!!!!
Post your best shots
>>675404917
>>675405958
hey were in the same time zone!
bumb
>>675406331
thanks familia, glad to help. I haven't submitted because I'm on a Uni network and afraid of backlash. Any good proxies that support google dox?
>>675404582
How do you identify?
Neonazi
What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
Queer: A person/person's in support of Senator Bernie Sander. Often times, these faggots will report about "Feelin' the Bern", this representing rough anal intercourse with a person of African decent the night before.
How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
>>675406641
>haven't submitted yet
>>675406659
>Third question response
Absolute gold
BBBBRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT
i tried
>>675404582
What the fuck do I and A stand for? Intersex (hermaphrodite, lol) and asexual I'm guessing?
>>675405294
ya got me!
>>675407363
>my sides
>>675407478
now thats edgy
Ahhhbruhbruhbruh
>>675407868
kek
>>675407868
kekd!
>>675405294
You should have made a distinction between dykes and hot lesbians. I don't know about you, but I'd rather not watch two 300+ lb short haired lesbians fuck. Now, if we're talking about two cheerleader types that's a different story.
>>675406659
Sounds about right. Honestly, I thought the whole Sanders being a cuck thing was a joke at first, but that seems to not be the case, lol.
>>675408059
I like lesbians, but just the hot ones.
Im so Alone pls help
>>675404582
queer is not lgbt tho. Queers are against homonormativity... lgbt lololol as much as heteronormativity.. infact the premise is homophobic.
How do you identify?
Toasteroven mostly. But sometimes when I'm in a particularly good mood I identify as a category 6 tornado.
What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
It means cooking things for my man when he comes home from a hard days work. It means grabbing that beer for him and taking a south paw to the eye like a sport when I'm not fast enough. It means saying "I love you and no one else and they will never have the beer that I have fetched for you my monarch" even when he's shitting on my face. It means the world to me.
How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
Does being extra queer mean I can't ice skate? Is there a trade off? Is it extra queer = no ice skating and like kind of queer = ice skating? I've never really been sure, the rules change so frequently. If I can't ice skate, disempowering. If I can, empowering. please let me know what I can and cannot do as a queer.
>>675404582
personal army request: approved.
>>675408644
>category 6 tornado
>>675408644
>"Does being extra queer mean I can't ice skate? Is there a trade off? Is it extra queer = no ice skating and like kind of queer = ice skating? I've never really been sure, the rules change so frequently. If I can't ice skate, disempowering. If I can, empowering. please let me know what I can and cannot do as a queer." - Anonymous
>>675405118
Yeah, the autism spectrum.
>Apache Attack Helicopter
>On all levels except physical, I am a 4 rotor, twin turboshaft attack helicopter.
>Nothing is more empowering than my 30mm M230 chain gun, AGM-114 Hellfire missiles, and Hydra 70 rocket pods.
This thread is gold.
>>675408576
I thought queer refers to gender queer. These are the people that claim that they are either between male and female or they change between male and female at any given time (I think that's gender fluid, though). I'm all for gay rights. Gay marriage, adoption, etc. Hell, I'm pretty sure that even transgender is a real thing, but gender queer/fluid is total bullshit. That's up there on the bullshit scale with otherkin and headmates.
>>675409291
Somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me...
Let us pray
>Cistronormativephobic nonbinary elder dragon here
>>675409110
thats what i was thinking lol
>>675409411
>Christ cannon
anon, da'fuck mane? lol
>>675404582
Thesr kids, gay or whatever, need to grow up and live in the real world; stop pretending to be victims and throwing their 'sexuality' in everyone's face. Nobody cares. College is for learning not for safe spaces and hiding from the real world;
Third Reich fag reporting in
>>675407363
cyka blyat xaxaxa))))
>>675404582
How do you identify?
Gay Flexible/Veratile Bottom
What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
Being treated like a princess or abused like a princess faggot if it's the right guy.
How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
I have power when I get beat and play rape games with some of the school athletes (NO NAMES!). They act straight, but they get scared when they see me because I know what I let them do to me. They don't treat me like shit in public and sometimes defend me so I look like the untouchable faggot. It feels good to have that kind of power.
>>675404917
Na man, suit up and boot up on this one.
Don't pull this shit in schools.
>>675404582
>LGBT nazis made a survey for my school. Do your worst.
Some fucking shit head from your school posted this on 4chan and asked people who identify as Nazis to spam it with shit answers. Pretty cool. Maybe install a metal detector.
******
Have fun with this one, fucktard
>>675406641
I caved and sent it in. GG if I become their next target.
>>675404582
said "only kikes who get offended by everything find it disempowering or empowering, everyone else doesn't give a fuck"
>>675405958
>>675406279
Time zone buddies
>>675410870
found the sjw
Let me Enlighten your wallet.
>>675410870
I mean, really though. Let what I just sent your school sink in for a moment.
>>675404582
>>675410870
>whiteknighting for SJWs
>>675404582
Here is my submission:
I am an Attack Helicopter
For me, it means to live my life with no excuses. I'm a majestic Attack Helicopter. Ever since I saw my first airshow, I knew that I was an Attack Helicopter. My family refuses to accept this fact, stating that I can't possibly be an Attack Helicopter just because, "Your chemistry is organic, unlike the silicon based a
Attack Helicopter." They just don't understand how sometimes people aren't born into the correct body. They oppress my Attack Helicopter identity daily, but they can't tell me who I am! I am a powerful Attack Helicopter.
I like to express myself by blowing strong winds at my friends and loved ones. They don't mind since I can't help it since I am an Attack Helicopter. If I am not planning on going somewhere for a while, I usually let my rotors rest until I have to go to a different place, so sometimes people don't even know I am an Attack Helicopter. I also love it when someone yells at other people to get to me as fast as they can. It feels really inspirational and I love how it makes me feel, just like an Attack Helicopter, strong, beautiful, and empowered.
>>675411073
I went back in and added some good shit.
"This guy keeps asking people to storm your school with assault rifles."
HAHAHA OMG SO GOOD FUCK YOU HAHAH
>>675411073
It's probably a college you fag. I also don't see how this fucks up OP's day.
>>675411147
White knighting for white knights...
>>675411134
good one
>>675410870
You are so cool.
Will you let me hang around you during recess?
Nailed it. Hope I contribute to the data.
>How do you identify?
Pinball Wizard
>What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played em all.
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
Well I ain't seen nothing like him, in any amusement hall. That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
>>675411253
Well if it's not "for college" and for a class, things will get dicey.
Even at the a larger scale the school is going to crack down.
Especially after how I rattled off six other paragraphs in a separate thing about how the guy keeps asking me to murder everyone.
Shit is going to get real.
I know this because I've actually been to college, you fucking 15 year old faggot.
>gay
>my butt leaks some times, republicans dont like me that much
>recieving anal sex from another man is not as empowering as it seems
>>675411174
Not only an SJW, but also a retard. Enjoy the partyvan coming to your house.
>>675411285
>raiding is white knighting
You can't make this shit up
>>675411389
Oh, God, this is awesome.
>>675411238
MUH SIDES
excellent comedic timing anon
Pretty bad
>>675411238
kek
>>675411464
yes, because that's how that works, faggot
hahahahah wow
fucking spring breakfags up in this motherfucker!
>>675410373
k-kek
>>675411408
Yeah crack down on your stupid ass because you're the dumbass who hit them up with a sweet tip and they're going to want answers.
>>675411657
You sent threats to the school through a survey. Enjoy your van.
>>675411535
Really? Feels more like a secret mission to leave thumb tacks on peoples seats.
>>675411715
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Or autistic?
How will they, "Crack down on my stupid ass?" Seeing as how I've already been to college and provide for myself completely.
FAGGOT
>>675407363
>Not identifying as Boeing AH-64 Apache
>>675411329
>those tabs
>>675411848
I told the school lies about how OP asked everyone to commit atrocities . . . so I will be punished . . yes, I see how a retarded faggot would think that.
>How do you identify?
designated cock-hole
>What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
to lovingly and obediently serve cock
to be a receptacle for lust
to know, to dare, to will, to keep silent
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
it is pure power
>tfw was being honest but they wont believe me
>>675411238
10/10
>>675412172
Go ahead and call the police and tell them you heard someone say they are going to bomb the police station, see how well that turns out.
>>675411997
>triggered
>>675411535
The newfags don't even understand what you are saying.
>>675412289
I didn't, and don't have to call the police, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. I JUST TOLD THE FUCKING SCHOOL. SO FUCK YOU DUMB FUCK. AND FUCK OP, WHO IS NOW SHITTING AN ACTUAL LIVE FUCKING KITTEN NOT KNOWING HOW TO DELETE THIS THREAD GONE OFF THE RAILS.
>>675411973
>Be this fag
>love sucking dicks
>love sucking dick so much that you are sucking dick 24/7 365 days a year
>Have so great a need for cock that if your body isn't continually covered in semen, you die
>>675412564
Short, sweet, to the point.
How do you identify?
>I identify as a 1997 Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter
What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
>I fly with the United States Air Force, 101st Aviation Regiment. I have been flown in Iraq since 2011, but I was manufactured in 1997.
How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
>It is very empowering when my 30mm M230 chain machine gun blows away insurgents at medium engagement range.
Can someone explain the last question. It feels like it's a bunch of tumblr nonsense, but I could just be stupid.
>>675412536
I tried to be funny
>It didn't work that well
>>675412545
did you just figure out how to green text, but then didn't bother to use it correctly?
>>675412811
pretty much the same thing I sent
Good taste anon.
>>675412924
Nice. Can't beat the classics.
>>675412859
fuck sweden
>>675412983
nice
>>675405294
Ayy
I'm a faggot, and that survey gave me fucking cancer. Fucking PC shits!
>>675405815
That's what I said
>>675412859
>leafyisqueer cancer
>>675411330
>waist of time
not sure if intentional or retarded
>>675404582
>>675405294
>>675406224
>>675407363
>>675408530
You faggots are doing this all wrong. You gotta make nearly believable but with some weird twist.
>>675413050
>attach
>>675404582
I just want you to know that I just typed out another few pages of the craziest shit I could think of. Mostly about bombs and guns and how you came on here looking to hire killers so you could satisfy your need to fuck dead people in the ass all day.
It's pretty great.
Oh also I said you are a very real threat, and that you intend on acting out your fantasies on rich white people who run the school.
night!
>>675413244
doesn't matter in a scenario where we just flood them with stupid shit
quantity over quality
How do you identify:?
>Mimeoactive-transreligious-genitalia-flapsnapple-zippity zoop
What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
>I believe wholeheartedly in the consumption of orphaned children. They taste better from the legs up, with a bit of salt. Please realize that this has everything to do with queerness, and if you disagree, you need to reevaluate your understanding of the subject, then check your privilage.
How do you experience queerness?
>Every day, I wake up with at least seven dragon dildos in my ass, choking on a ballgag. It feels wonderful to know that many of you kind folks are supporting my actions.
>>675412536
you realy are a autistic retard arent you anon... does being a autistic retard get in the way of your daily cocksucking?
tell us more about that
>>675413050
Attach? With that kind of spelling, they aren't going to take us seriously.
>>675410880
Be careful brother, these zealots can be dangerous
>>675413447
well to 4chan cunt. go personal army somewhere else
Eyyy
>>675413402
this
>>675412836
just stupid
>>675412836
I did a bullshit
>>675404582
Is this okay?
>>675405118
Excuse me but I identify as a spectrum and that comment offends me.
>>675413758
Lmao
your welcome OP
Is this good?
Gotta love S5 suggested words
Hey buddy, vicki and the rest. the sale. I have been schleepy the car and I will still have to do.
I need to be picked up a bit of a new one.
I'm a bit occupied the e-mail.
>>675413888
10/10, nice trips too
>>675413888
Tabs made me laugh
>>675404917
Fags deserve no respect. It's a mental illness
done
>>675404582
>>675414106
I try
>>675413320
Had to make sure it would be red. What better way than to misspell it?
>>675413651
this
>How do you identify?
As a Tissoplastic Deinonychosauroid
>What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
Being a tyrant Hyperendocrinic lizard faggot.
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
I'd be a thick-skinned fatass that can't survive without eating food every five minutes. That would make me feel disempowered even though I'm 45% bigger and even stronger than the other faggot strains.
>>675404582
read file name
>>675413888
>why wont he say no homo
Just don't look each other in the eyes
also nice trips
>>675414202
Kek
>>675414265
You bastard
>>675414298
>>675414086
7/10
good but too short
I kek'd though
>>675404582
OP if they make a hissy fit over it and get the faculty involved then you have to post what happens next, promise?
Unrelated pic but holy butts I love it
>>675404582
Dogkin
Sniffing buts
I lick my own balls
Did I do good?
>>675404582
>Am I doing this right /b/?
>>675414330
kek
>>675404582
And so on... Quoted whole chapter
>>675414330
Good shit /b/ro
>>675414181
Duetchland Uber Alles
>>675404582
>>675405958
>LGBTWTFBBQ
lmao
>>675414330
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
I fucking love you.
>>675411329
Fuck man, those tabs.
>>675413888
>what is a survey
top fucking kek
you deserve those trips
>>675414911
topkek
>>675414268
At this point, I wish I had a facepalm somewhere in my reaction folder. You get this instead.
>>675411329
9gag?
Reddit?
Furry Porn?
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DISGRACE.
>>675414878
top kek
>>675413651
>>675404582
>>675414776
>>675414836
not so subtle, but I like it.
Idek
>>675411329
Fucking 9gag really? I bet you love niggers too
>>675414211
>those tabs
heres mine
>>675414330
I knew it was going to be a Hitler quote
Very Noice
we did it!
>>675412107
>>675414914
>>675415076
>>675414108
>>675414344
>>675414211
the tab joke isn't and never will be funny newfags
>>675404582
LGBTQIANFRZ9O++
this is really nonsense isnt it
>>675414878
Kys
>>675404582
>>675415578
no u
>>675411238
Best one so far. This was so believable straight up until the end.
>>675415535
Says the newfag.
The "tab joke" is one of the oldest and most classic of jokes on /b/
Fuck off.
>>675414330
>quotes by hitler
>kek
>>675407363
Fucking kek'd
Fucking brilliant thread, this is all this whale sperm deserves, i cannot believe they actually put this shit on the web and not think this might happen. Fucking bunch of whiney pin dick trap fag gaylord loving useless fucks, they wouldnt even exist if not for the " cis male" arghh, just makes my brain fucking melt /b/ros
>>675415709
After you autist
Not the best, not the worst.
>>675415796
kekd
Kek
>>675404582
I expect a fallow up post op
>>675404582
I put way too much thought into my response, but it should be a good one.
>>675404582
>Personal army
Fedora tip to you, sir!
>>675416071
kek
Done
>>675404582
this thread needs to be archived
I'm a non-binary fem-male.
>>675404582
Gg
>>675407363
>>675416224
gtfo or contribute, fag
>>675416134
See what you did there.. Kind of
>Nigger
>Nigger
>Nigger
>>675416802
Best One
>>675413899
im sorry, i must check my privledge, nice duel digits
>>675404582
Toppest of all keks
>>675404582
Sometimes you have to keep them on their toes with a legitimate argument
>>675416820
>PTSD
Gaynigger reporting in
>>675416970
>but wait theres more
>rofl
I identified as Retarded Hitlerkin
>>675416996
>incognito tab
>searching for tiles
I know who you're channeling.
>>675406279
>were
*We're
Some educational reading
>>675408656
kekkled
>>675413402
>>675413784
No appreciation for the lulz. The only ones reading this shit are here. They'll immediately shitcan the survey and start a new one.
Post something believable but include 'my gender studies professor makes me feel uncomfortable - I think she is coming on to me' or some shit and you might actually rustle some jimmies.
>>675416970
>but wait there's more
>Question 1
Pineapple Upside-down cake
>Question 2
Being a fuckin faggot
>Question 3
It's pretty disempowering cuz you guys made it a fucking joke
>>675413578
Lurk more fuckin newfag
>>675417513
How does that b8 taste? Delish?
>>675416331
The Lamborghini will definitely trigger them.
what does it mean to be queer.
when i was about 6 years old, my father took me out to the shed, and he told me "son i am gonna teach you how to be a mans man". at the end of the night my ass was numb and bruised from my fathers loving shlong. i dreamed about his colossal rod every night after that. his huge pulsating phallic member being forced inside my tight little anus was the only thing i cared about. sadly not long after our encounter, my father died in a car accident. i would stay up late at night shoving the tv remote up my ass, screaming his name. for years i have sought for a rod as big and meaty as my fathers was, but alas my search was in vain. now i wander the earth looking for shrock that can satisfy my needs. will i find it or will my poop hole remain closed for all eternity, found out next time on DRAGON BALL Z
>>675417286
>sexy hitler
>>675411058
Fucking beautiful
>>675414268
Why is the colour an issue?
read file name
>>675416224
this isn't a personal army.
He's not asking us to get revenge on someone, or attack a person for his benefit. He just gave us an opportunity to have some fun.
This is all true.
BTW If you think one wife is a nightmare, the hell I've chosen--having three--is what's going to kill me.
>>675417321
If they shitcan it then we can do this again. I'm up for it.
My sides have left this universe
>OP
>>675404818
Soon to be
>LGBTQIALMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEF
>>675417933
this, if you want an example of personal army, see this.
>>675415176
How do you identify?
Tri-gender pyrofox
What does it mean (for you) to be queer?
I don't appreciate you referring to me as a cis-gender human male, I'm a tri-gender pyrofox
How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
I'm here, I'm a magical dog boy, and I don't want to die, mom.
SUBMIT
>>675408656
kek'd
>>675404582
>What do you identify as
Bisexual white male
>What do you think of the word queer
It'a an obnoxious and loud way to tell the world your sexual orientation
>Is it empowering or disempowering
It's very disempowering, calling yourself "Queer" and marching down a street in your underwear with a dildo in your mouth causes society to see you as different and perverted. If you want to be seen as equal you need to march, petition, and love as a mature adult.
I know I'm not gonna change a damn thing but it was worth the time to type.
>>675411238
Fucking saved m8, shit had me going until the end
>>675418050
Original post, thanks grandma.
>>675418043
this
>>675418022
>>675418055
Those fucking caps.
Do tumblr femnazis really type like this?
>>675417286
The fucking club penguin kek'd my sides to the moon.
>>675413356
Edgy as fuck.
>>675404582
>>675418412
David Cameron?
>transnigger
Wonder what she's talking about?
>>675418413
They also use italics and bold a lot, sometimes together when the fuse on their tampon is lit.
>>675418019
Do it right next time ya' newfag spergelords.
A young bull and and old bull are standing at the top of a hill.
There are hundreds of cows grazing below. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck a cow!"
The old bull says, "No, let's walk down and fuck them all."
And that joke is about as fresh as a Foghat concert.
>>675418663
Ahhhh dude..... Ahh i had to re read how much the difference was and then i got it .... My sides man fucking holy baby jeebus my sides
>>675417931
Lenin Cumming out of the closet
>>675418819
proper /b/ form
>>675418813
Fuck off weeb faggot
>>675407500
Still not very original, but first one that's made me laugh.
>>675410351
should have made it 350lb
>>675411238
Top kek
Not gay
>>675418758
>>675407868
Hahaha nice
>>675419061
Fuckin kek
>>675419118
Moon Man
hello
>>675419201
Top kekkels
Get in it lad
>>675411238
fucking kekked
Threads nearly done /b/ros, has been many keks
New thread???
>>675416435
Oh lookie lookie, a newfag trying to fit in.
Nice try anon, lurk moar.
>>675407500
Kek
>>675418413
"Creatives" do.
>>675419370
It would be rude if there wasnt a new thread. Just sayin ...
Too many keks kek'd
Thread was fun.
Wouldn't mind a new one.
>no more than two though
>shit always gets boring if there's more than two
if you go to /viewanalytics on theat form, you can request to see the results. I don't have the balss, but you might
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CVyMm74UunKme8CLYK23nd5Q-XBdeZsZLYTZoDbJ29I/viewanalytics
>>675419214
Zeta reticulan?
Good thread OP, good OC, the chemo /b/ needs.
>>675419214
>to kill inferior races
>and their baboon faces
FUCKING ULTIMATE KEK
>>675419545
Holy shit, I need to see this
>but no balls tho, so please, someone else do this
>>675419600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTTrHQTsgM
>I feel deep down that I truely am a panzerkampfwagen ausführung D Light tank
>It means I'm complicated. It takes 3 crew to drive me but I can't go that fast and I've only got 150 Horsepower. I have a turret but it only shoots about 2 rounds a second compared to my larger tank-kin I'm worthless.
>I find it very disempowering due to my tiny frame. I have very thin armor so I'm easily penetrated. My larger tank-kin can easily overpower me, especially my friend who identifies as Maus which is a German heavy tank. He moves with such force with his 1,750 Horsepower. He's had up to 5 crew driving him around in a field so he gets around. Frankly, I'm triggered.
P.S. Check your privilege because if you can say that any of this isn't true then you're oppressing me!
