Quitting my job via text at 2:30 in the morning. 69 decide what I say
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675410790
re fucking roll
I won't be at work tomorrow. Or ever. I'm not cut out for this world. I'm sorry.
>>675411020
I'm probably going with this
First tho I'm gonna get high so it feels like a good decision
I've had a great time working here, but I feel a need to move my career onwards in a different direction. I'll always cherish fond memories of the time I've spent here and the great coworkers it's been my pleasure to call colleagues and friends.
I have decided to quit my position at [anon's fast food job] so I can focus all of my energy on helping the Hilary Clinton presidential campaign.
Sup brah, just letting you know due to a long term holiday coming up I'm quitting my job, I wish this wasn't the case but the states tough on sex offenders speaking of which is it cool to leave you a postal address? You can write to me when I'm in the pen? Maybe even send me a pic of your kids? Much love man see you when I'm out remember I'm a soulja
>>675410617
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
>>675410790
reroll
>>675411117
You should know that your boss can call the sherif if he believes you're gonna become an hero. Not sure if you'll get in trouble, but you might get a knock at your door.
k
>>675411424
I'm not gonna an hero I just don't want to do shit work for barely enough money to survive on. It's ridiculous.
Babay maymay wishawuz your boyfriend. Nigger nigger, dick dick. Fuck my mother shit. I'm out. Also congrats on your wife's pregnancy, sorry it's not yours. Your condoms were too small.
*Drops mic*
aha, bye you cuck
>>675411293
Roll
>>675411261
reroll
I'm resigning as of today. I want dick in my mouth all day. I know you dont get it, but that's why I was always messing up at work. I need a man all day long. I can't work unless you want to give me that.
Fuck you gay niggers I planted a bomb in the manager's desk allahu akbar fuckers
>>675410617
Babay maymay wishawuz your boyfriend. Nigger nigger, dick dick. Fuck my mother shit. I'm out. Also congrats on your wife's pregnancy, sorry it's not yours. Your condoms were too small.
*Drops mic*
Seeya.
just send a dick pic and say "if I don't get one back I quit"
Just send a dick pic with the text "this job is as pitiful as my dick. Unlike my cock, I can get rid of you however. "
sir you are a gay lord and you are shit and you need to kill yourslef and also I raped your kids last night ;)))
>>675411261
roll
>>675410617
i enjoyed your daughters panties
>>675411293
Dis
>>675411753
FUCKING KEK
Smell ya later, losers. I'm gonna become a Pokémon Champion.
P.S. I quit.
>>675411678
Reroll
>>675411691
surely a winner?
Yo chief I'm gone biggie
fucking nigger should go back to Africa dumbass faggot you make me want to kill myself
>>675411753
We are very similar anon
I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret: I am pizza Totino's boy
Dear boss,
I'm leaving my job because I want to go to Syria fight with ISIS. Also I am a faggot.
OP
>>675410617
Babay maymay wishawuz your boyfriend. Nigger nigger, dick dick. Fuck my mother shit. I'm out. Also congrats on your wife's pregnancy, sorry it's not yours. Your condoms were too small.
Are you fucking sorry?
*Drops mic*
>>675411753
reroll
>>675411876
hivemind.jpeg
>>675411691
kek
i peed in your coffee machine.
i am sick you you niggers tonguing my anus
GTKRWN.
>>675410617
FUCK! This is hard...
I will burn this place to the ground.
I have a bomb ill be bringing tomorrow... i know we havent had the BEEEST relationship but u are a good man and i dont want to see u involved in this.
Dont go to work tomorrow... i have... decided i will end it all and i will quit it all in the building... and i have decided to hurt the ones that hurted me, if u tell the police my partners will come for you and your whole family, sorry, but sont worry, they cant trace this.
Have a nice life.
>>675411777
trips chek
I'm gonna an hero see ya
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Bye fags I quit working this shit job
i fucked your wife, see ya fgt or husband whatever works
>>675411753
one last try
I eat ass I quit
I'm quitting and devoting the rest of my worthless existence to browsing 4chan in the comfort of my mother's basement. I tip my fedora to you, and adieu.
I will kill you and your childrens
Al'bama wants me to join Allah in the conquest of infidel america
>>675410617
Grow some balls and do it in person. It'll be way more satisfying that way.
Fight milk
Eat nigger
OP here I fucking love u guys
>>675410617
FUCK YOU AND FUCK APPLESAUCE
69
1v1 me you fucking scrub, i will put you in the ground i swear on my bad-dragon collection
can I get extra hours next week?
suck my dick or I quit
i fucked your wife
oh and by the way, that fart at the meeting was me
>>675412330
reroll
Fuck your job man
im dying squirtle
>>675410617
Say "I do not quit"
Can I sick your dick
>>675412228
I don't have any balls hence why I hate manual labor. I'd rather be IN labor.
>>675411753
Fuckin roll
>>675412204
Rerollins
Dear boss, Im sueing you for sexual harassment see you in court faggot
-Op
Hail hitler.. I quit
welfare pays more... i quit
>>675411578
I know, a buddy of mine was talking to a cashier at a gas station and implied he was going to an hero. About an hour later police were banging on his door. If he didn't answer they would've kicked his door in.
>>675412350
Rolling for this
>>675412330
rerolling
I want to do overtime please
>>675410617
>i'm coming into work tomorrow with a machette and a tomahawk, motherfucker, don't you ever say that shit about me again!
i'd like to work 30 hours overtime tomorrow
anal?
Some of You Guys are Alright, Don’t go to work tomorrow
Ffrrerrgggjkotg
>>675410617
Babay maymay wishawuz your boyfriend. Nigger nigger, dick dick. Fuck my mother shit. I'm out. Also congrats on your wife's pregnancy, sorry it's not yours. Your condoms were too small.
*Drops mic*
>>675412052
Reroll.
I'm tired of working for a nigger and have decided to follow in my grandfather's footsteps and run the last and only nigger run plantation in the continental US. Wish me luck faggot
>>675412469
kek
sometimes I pee inside my own butt
>>675412469
Winrar
AT LEAST IN THE END I GOT TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS!
>>675412469
Winner
>>675412469
WINRAAAR
>>675412469
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>675412469
Woohoo winrar
>>675412469
Winrar!!!
>>675412469
Winrar
We are Legion.
We do not forget.
We do not forgive.
>>675412469
I love you
>>675412469
yaaaaaassssss
>>675412469
post pics as proof op
>>675412469
OH what the _FUCK_?
I resign. I have Autismo....
Hur
>>675412469
>30 hours overtime tomorrow
>30 hours
>tomorrow
Why don't you get a dick real hard and put it in that hole in your face
i cannot work for you anymore because I'm sick of feeling nauseated by your rank ballsack. I was gonna get you some soap so you could fucking shower as a parting gift but I couldn't resist the urge to push you down a flight of stairs because you disgust me so much so I sent this text instead. Peace out knobjockey
>>675412469
TOP KEK WINRAR
I have decided that after fucking your (girlfriend/wife/female relative) and how awful it was, I can't work for you anymore. I mean what is the point of working for a man who's (girlfriend/wife/female relative) can't properly suck or take a dick.
I fantasize about you too much, and it's hard to concentrate when I'm plowing your mother.
>>675410617
I am beginning to have sexual feelings for you, and I cannot come to terms with how much of a faggot I have become; so I must leave this job, till I can cope with all these emotions.
>>675412469
i win
>>675410617
Send that picture and just say "I quit"
>>675412469
>mfw winrar
>>675412652
you're thinking too hard, careful you'll hurt yourself
>>675411949
Roll (exept the ima faggot)
>>675412394
Right. That's why I said grow some.
>>675412588
i love you too
>>675412469
DO IT FAGGOT! pics for proof
OP delivers
>>675412921
that wasn't what the winrar rolled, you faggot
>>675412921
faggot
send a dick pic
>>675412921
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
>>675412921
Why did you work with trump?
Roll.
"I've always wanted you to know that I've always wanted to suck your fat cock. OP is a faggot. Hitler did nothing wrong. Ironic meme. I quit" or something along those lines.
>>675412921
>Donald
>>675412921
send
a
dick
pic
"over time"
>>675412921
>>675412921
holy shit OP delivered
>>675412921
Donald? You don't quit working for Donald, Donald always fires.
>>675413162
he didn't though
"Quitting my job because liberals say I can get free stuff by voting for bernie sanders. I can do nothing and still get money from you now if he wins."
>>675413162
op didnt do it right
>>675412921
>inb4 OP made a fake contact (himself) and sent it (to himself)
>>675410617
Kill yourself
>>675413333
quads confirm op is a bigger faggot than I thought
>>675412469
WINRAR
>>675413599
your a little late there slugger but nice dubs anyway
>>675413162
OP didnt deliver shit.
>>675412394
You sound like youre a bit lazy to me. Your job cant be that bad.
>>675413333
You make a solid case.
Thinking about quitting my job in the morning too anon. The conditions of my employment are becoming too dangerous and are starting to affect my health with the stress but I'm worried that quitting with little notice will give me a bad reference.
>>675414039
send your boss a dick pic
When you hired me, I felt I had a lot of opportunities to evolve with your business. It hasn't panned out as I thought it would. There has been a recent surge in Bernie sanders' popularity and I am going to be going on the road to help people "feel the bern". I've always wondered what my purpose in life is - and I've found it. Please donate my final check to bernie ' cause. Best regards, faggoty ann
>>675410617
Dont burn bridges, just bow out politely
You never know when people may be useful to you
Stop being an edgy teenager and realize you get your own way by manipulating people, not pushing them away
>>675414241
This anon is right. Give two week notice, and handshake and thank them for the opportunity.
N_ggers
