69 decides what I write on my suicide note
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
69 decides what I write on my suicide note
Jared Fogle dindu nuffin
I raped little bois with my big dick.
If real life were CS:GO, this would be the first time a glock ever killed anyone
Boogie-Woogie Feng-Shui
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt.
Why did you do it ted
OP was a fag.
Ayyyy lmao
>>675712994
learn to aim not to spray fag
>>675712585
Brb
>>675712994
Glocks are for self-defense, not killing, moron. Getting a person incapacitated
Daddy made me cum one time. Ok goodnight.
>>675712585
My asshole was too lose
I eat dick like i eat bullets
gg
No m8 don't do suicide just surf dank memes
>>675712585
i did it for keks
I loved
Nobody touch my shit after I'm gone.
>>675712585
I wasn't bold to live, but brave to die.
>>675712585
Just another shitpost.
>>675712585
I'm a pussy who can't deal with my problems and want to take the easy way out instead of fighting everyday and growing as a person.
-Love OP
>>675713666
Satan speaks
>>675713666
Thanks, Satan.
Be good
>>675713666
Satanic trips overrides 69 get
OP livestream it
>>675712585
The poem Annabelle Lee written by Edgar Allen Poe
poop
hehehehehehehhehe
Jaboody dubs
Do it bitch!
peperoni and chease
Listen to the almighty trips>>675713666
>>675712585
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675712585
write fuck da gays
Just do it
Easy, allahu akbar.
Also, don't be a faggot, stream it so at least some bit of people can enjoy it.
Tell my family that I loved them. All except for my cunt of a mom.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>675713216
Eyy Hunter S. Thompson
Write that.
I need a shit
As I write this, I wonder if it could have ended any other way, if [insert female name] could have loved me. It doesn't matter now, no tears, just dreams.
>>675713937
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
Someone online told me to do it, so I decided, eh, fuck it.
"Glocks suck cocks"
>>675713576
roll
dinduit
I lived miserable life
I have found proof that 9/11 was an inside job, if your reading this the government must have already have gotten to me. They likely have made my death look like a suicide, but don't be fooled, if you want more information find the suitcase I have buried in the back yard
I found Jimmy Hoffa
jet fuel cant melt steel beams
That's all folks
>>675714168
so close.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
Wondering what will death taste like. Bury me with 20 bucks if it was delicious.
>>675712585
I did this because of Burger King
Navy seal copy pasta. You know which one
I've stashed my money in a safe hidde-
I have found proof that 9/11 was an inside job, if your reading this the government must have already have gotten to me. They likely have made my death look like a suicide, but don't be fooled, if you want more information find the suitcase I have buried in the back yard
I did it for the lols
You're dead to me
>>675714234
yes it can
Allahu akbar
The Jews did 911
The gun made me do it.
>>675714352
Rolling for this one
>>675714352
THIS THIS THIS
Shave Balls
>>675714088
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Jude.
Mom cheated on you dad she has a lover btw tell my bf I love his big black dick
I never liked apples.
I did it because Donald Trump wouldn't give me a small loan of $1,000,000
>>675713780
Rolling again
I killed myself because I went forward in time and saw trump was president.
People don't kill people. Guns Kill people.
allahu akbar
Donald Trump for President!
We need stricter gun rules
I'm a faggot. I am gay for my own father.
>>675713780
Rolling for this
jews did 9/11
I was too much of a faggot.
Jared fogel touched me
I have buried my money in the backyard. ayy lmao
I was gay because of what you did to me Dad. That made me gay. Fuck you Dad, I still remember the taste of your cum.
>>675714537
reroll
>>675714494
Reroll
It's just a prank bro
Trump and Hillary are both terrible choices so I offed myself. Figured it was better than either one of them.
obama killed me
I did it because kanye west is 300% more influential than anyone in the next thousand years
>>675712585
lol hi guys xd lmao epic pepe memes 4 lyfe broskii
>>675713780
This
>>675712585
I'll die for Trump!
>>675714693
Roll
>>675714537
rerollington
The worlds on fire and I can't live sifting through ashes
hitler was right
>>675714715
Kek roll
I have $2,376,198.53 in an account that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. The full account information is as follows:
(tear off the rest of the page)
This life was 2hard4me
Good bye m8s my life was an 8/8
jews did it
My last request before leaving this world for good and feeding the thousand of worms that infest this very earth, is to be buried in a gold adorned coffin engraved with diamons.
Only that way will I gain peace in heaven.
>>675714764
reroll satan is my lord
make sure Donald Trump wins
you used to call me on my cell phone
I am a pedophile. It is better this way.
>>675714715
roll
>>675713780
Roll
Off to browse dank memes in heaven
>>675712585
Lol only 9mm.
im killing myself because of you, you know exactly who you are.
>>675714842
This except write fuck niggers on the part of the page that you tear off, and then eat it so when they do they autopsy they find that
>>675714854
roll
>>675712585
to everyone i know , if i never met you, i would probably be better off. please go away
The body is in the yard
IT BEGINS.
Donald Trump murdered me
>>675712585
i am a faggot
I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;
(tear off the rest of the page)
Select all images with trees
ever since i left the city youuuu
>>675714979
roll
i got 69 by an old man
I'm sorry I raped you.
>>675714968
roll ( so close )
>>675714715
roll again
fuk u dolan
>>675713780
This!!
none of this matters.. Never did, never will
>>675714968
68, ah shit.
Well I guess this is a sign for me to tell you not to off yourself OP.
How about you buy some good weed and go on vacation instead?
Mom should have never touched me
call me on my cellphone
>>675713666
HAIL SATAN
>>675714715
still rollin
>>675712585
I saw that photo before
Fuck 69
i ded
What the hell is a /b/?
4chan made me do it
>>675713780
Rolling for this please 69
>>675714968
not all glocks are 9mm you dipshit
>>675715222
Shut the fuck up you fucking ape
I like coldplay
>>675715222
Winrar?
>>675715099
roll again
wasnt this same pic posted like 2 days ago?
>>675715068
Off by one...
Hey OP, give all your money to this paypal:
[email protected]
I am starving here, do something good before you go.
Oxyclean couldn't clean up my act
>>675712585
>>675712585
360 noscope
It's just a prank!
>>675715405
reroll
me suicide
>>675713780
Roll
I'm was a Metallica fangay
>>675712585
I wish my friends to know that I am leaving their company in a peaceful frame of mind, with some timid hopes for a de-personalised after-life beyond due confines of space, time and matter and beyond the limits of our comprehension. This ‘oceanic feeling’ has often sustained me at difficult moments, and does so now, while I am writing this.
You can't stump the trump
So long and thanks for all the dicks
If u really decided to go make it huuuge! Make sure it hits the news. Anything less than that WHATS THE POINT? U r immortal atm. U die anyway so whats the point of just popping ur head for nothing. No one is going to remember u if u go like that. Do something u never could do or didnt have the balls to do or was out of ur moral standars. Do something what makes u go with a HUUUGE bang. If u really r going to go u r immortal and nothing can stop ya u have nothing keeping you.
No balls!
>>675715469
WINRAR
>>675715389
BILLY MAYS HERE
>>675715469
winrar
>>675715469
winrar
I was involved with ISIS. I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;
(tear off the rest of the page)
What the fuck did you expect?
I did it for the Lulz and the Keks
>>675715469
Winrar
I kept this secret to my grave, but I can't keep it any longer. I saw something in the woods 5 years ago. Something unnatural.
I think it followed me back. I've been waiting quietly. Sometimes I hear it scratching at the door.
God help me.
>>675715469
winrar
I just want a cookie
faggot
>>675715380
Prove you're starving and I'll paypal you 500$
>test
>>675712585
My gender couldn't make up its mind
timestamp the gun you nigger
Never found my iPod.
>>675715524
SHIIIIT BOI HE GUN DO IT
>>675715555
DAAAAMN QUAADSSS CHECKUM
*smacks lips*
I personally don't think Jennifer Lawrence is a very good actress
WINRAR?
>>675715469
>>675715469
>>675715469
chicken dinner
>>675715469
Winrar
You better do it too OP
Fire to pc
>>675712585
I jerk off with thumbtacks and it hurts
>>675715469
Winrar
>>675715469
whienner
"reroll" could be a very existential suicide note
>>675715555
FUCK MAN WASTE A GOOD QUAD WHY DON'T CHA
>>675715555
QUAAAAAAAAAAAADS
Just dont do it
>>675712585
DON'T !!!!
smoke weed plz and go sleep or eat some fatty food you will be happy after .
See ya later nerds
I was involved with ISIS. I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;
(tear off the rest of the page).
Mom u were a bitch
>>675715555
>>675715723
Deep...
>>675715592
I make instant soup every other day.
I live in a car.
My job is to work at warehouses whenever there is an opening there.
I am writing this from McDonals.
I did it for the nookie
>>675715723
Feels
>>675715469
LOL winrar!
>>675715511
BUT DO IT LIKE THIS!
i got my grandmommas hands
>>675715734
I guess I shoulda said check em
i fuck the dead
>>675712585
black lives matter
I always liked dicks better than pussys. Anal fucking 4 lyfe
Ravioli, Ravioli Give me the formuoli
>>675715469
WINRAR
BUT DO THIS ALSO
>>675715511
DO IT! NO BASEMENT ALONE SHIT NO MORE!
Eggs
Milk
Dragon dildo.
Time stamp with Glock to head. Or it is bait... im waiting OP.
Deer muuuuuum
i am city mother fucker xd
i piss on you
i kill self f4 bantar lol
this is my sawmp sed shrerk
i luv u maouum XDDDDDD
i naw kil self
luv
ur sun
I was involved with ISIS. I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;
(tear off the rest of the page).. (livestream OP)
Dear diary I'm still wondering what bullets taste like
My life means nothing to me
I don't know what to do anymore
Can someone just help me out?
Hell if anyone could talk to me
Anonymous people talk to me
Everyone in this city hates me
Let's hope what I do today helps
Just because I like lolis
A lot of people hate me for it
Can anyone hear my shouts for help
K no one can
Someone please please help me
Only one person please, please
If you find this , whoever thank you
Sis, if you read this aswell I love you
All of you even dad is amazing
Live life without me , go on
I love you all so much
Very very much
Even though I'll be gone I love you
Dale macarena cosa buena macarena
I stole the TV
>>675716040
This
>>675715555
WTF IS THIS THREAD! Satanic trips and now quadds?
Nigger
Bury me with my memes
>>675716080
Kekimus
>>675715805
And I'm batman.. prover it, nigga
This is all your fault mum/dad or both.
>>675715422
It's just a prank bro... Its just a prank
>>675716200
Says the dubs
>check em
>>675715555
Surely quads overrides.
>>675716055
WINRAAAAAARRR
Dear mom,
I always wanted to assfuck you
I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat,
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello,
To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
The purple and yellow. But first, I gotta
Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie,
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie,
Let's rock, you don't stop,
Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock.
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
And the next on the mic is my man Hank,
C'mon, Hank, sing that song!
Check it out, I'm the C-A-S-A, the N-O-V-A,
And the rest is F-L-Y,
You see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix,
And these reasons I'll tell you why.
You see, I'm six foot one, and I'm tons of fun
When I dress to a T,
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali
and I dress so viciously.
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
That definitely ain't the wack,
I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunfoofed Cadillac.
So after school I take a dip in the pool,
Which is really on the wall,
I got a colour TV, so I can see
The Knicks play basketball. Hear me talk about
Checkbooks, credit cards, mo' money
Than a sucker could ever spend,
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum form the Rucker
Not a dime 'til I made it again. Everybody go
Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
'Cos I'm a get a fly girl,
Gonna get some spank n' drive off in a def OJ. Everybody go
Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday Inn,
Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend.
>>675716334
Oh well fuck me to death
Dicks 4 lyfe bro!!!!
>>675716460
Reroll
>>675716459
Helo son
>>675716358
So... You don't think he's really going to kill himself?
I was involved with ISIS. I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;
(tear off the rest of the page)
>>675716460
Again
>>675712585
"You guys know this is all your fault, right?"
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Tried to shit.
and only farted.
>>675716055
Holy shit, this.
>>675716460
Roll
4Chan made me do it.
>>675716358
OP IS A FAG!
>>675716055
You fucking machine
>>675712585
"eating shit was my favorite past time"
>>675712585
>
>>675712585
all those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain
>>675712585
i sucked a dick and i liked it
I am a pedophile. It is better this way.
>>675716609
When u have had 4 dups in one thread.. >>675716033
>>675716200
>>675715422
gg m8
The static speaks my name.
>>675712585
all those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain its time to die
I did it for the rock
>>675712585
Thanks Obama
>>675716055
Rerolling
>>675717468
so close
>>675712585
Let's get one thing straight... I'm not.
It's not orge. It's never ogre
Give me anus or give me anus!!!!!!!!!
P.s. give me the possy boss
>>675716055
This
I just watched paul blart mall cop 2
>>675715389
This nigga
>>675716460
Swedish Chef did it best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEMWyBWw0cA
rollerino
My girlfriend had a penis... And I liked it
FUCK YOU MOM I HATE YOU
IM DOING THIS BECAUSE OF THE TIME WHEN YOU SAID ADAM SANDLER WASNT FUNNY WHEN HE ACTUALLY WAS
I HOPE YOU AN HERO AFTER THIS, FUCKING FAGGOT
As a last request, I ask that my body is buried with our pet, and that we are buried together in a gold coffin engraved with precious gems.
Only that way will I earn peace.
It wouldn't have come to this, if mexicans stopped coming into our country, but I just couldn't handle it anymore. I see mexicans and jews every day, and I can't do anything about it. It is time to end this.
Allahu Akbar.
Go bend backwards suck your dick and then shoot yourself in the head
Lyrics to kill yourself by pink guy
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
Buttholes are prettyer than the face of god
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>>675713477
YH CHECKED EM! THIS THREAD!
WTF IS GOING ON!
>>675716358
ALSO OP IS A FAG>>675716358
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