I did it /b/. I passed basic. I'm on the bus to my AIT. it's been so long since I've been on 4chan. Did I miss anything good. Is it all still just cancer.
Oh yeah, ask a new soldier anything
>>675929007
The uniforms sure have changed since I went through Basic in 2008. I washed out in AIT though.
Which base did you go to? I went to Sill during the Fall.
>>675929139
Sill actually. The last winter cycle. Fuck Oklahoma.
Going to ft Gordon for ait
Why are spaghetti and meatball MRE's goat?
>>675929449
>Fuck Oklahoma
Although...I kind of miss it in retrospect. I'm sure you know what I mean, when I mention
>those long, quiet marches along the countryside
>it getting so cold at night that your 2-quart freezes
>the smell of cordite at the ranges
>etc
>>675929007
You have to be in 120 days before its awol, leave now, while you still have time.
>>675929885
I love that smell at the ranges.
And Fuck the wind so much
It wasn't too bad tho. Pretty chill basic
>>675929810
Chilli with beans was my favourite. Pepperoni pizza mre next year
>>675930199
They're going to give my $40k if I can finish.
>>675929449
25 series? What's your mos?
>>675930368
>$40K
I'm assuming you went 14T, or whatever they're classing the Patriot Missile Launching Station Operator/Maintainer.
>>675930368
Yeah it's not worth it, what did you get for an MOS?
You're just going to spend the money on hookers, beer, and a 72" TV from power zone.
>>675930393
Yeah. 25S.
Seemed like a decent mos. And comes with a really nice bonus
>>675930577
Well I guess acts cool, and you can get out in four years and make 6 figures
>>675930540
You may be right. But I'm going to put all those hookers in the front leaning rest and have a hell of time
Problem is you'll never get bloody, so why be a soldier. Go to trade school breh
>>675930577
Good shit. 25n here. I'm sure you'll love it. Just get used to being the "IT guy" when you get to your unit.
>>675929007
how many cocks did you take in your ass
>>675930862
Give em hell battle.
>>675930957
>If you're a pog, there's no point
>Teh who0le army shuld be infantry
>heu
>>675931024
Do you have a combat patch yet? I hear ate a big issue right now.
>>675931024
I'm cool with being the IT guy. That's what I was before this.
>>675931104
I will but the battle buddy system really passed me off
how does it feel to be a pawn to corporate interests?
dont be a pair of filthy fuckin legs. Volunteer airborne.
For real though, go to selection. Being conventional army is gay as dicks.
>>675931147
No, but everyone should be a rifleman. When an FOB gets overrun everyone needs to fight. The whole hard skill/soft skill mos is a crutch.
>>675931462
This guy gets it, 173d Fag here
>>675929007
19D here, been in for about a year and a half. About to deploy in a few months
Sorry to hear your AIT is FT Gordon. I'm from Augusta GA myself. Enjoy the Masters, shit sucks around that time of year.
Also sorry you joined the wrong branch.
Have you heard?
>>675931831
About the word?
>>675931901
Your a faggit.
>>675930862
>have a hell of a time trying to forget
Enjoy your ptsd
Did they give you stress cards, I need some for work.
>>675931462
I've been thinking about it. But my pt sucks monkey dick. I actually lost over 100lbs in 6months to join. I was typical 4chan neck beard before this. So I'm still working on that
>>675931991
The PTSD goes away when you accept the glory and majesty of Kebab removal as a profession.
>>675930368
you better finish out your entire contract or they'll take that shit back son
>>675932182
Yeah they do do that, called "no pay due"
>>675929007
#1 post lol
>>675931439
Seven corporations control the economy. The same economy you need. You are serving them just as much.
>>675932044
Pussy excuses. Airborne is not about being the best, it's just being mentally tough. If you can jump from a plane you will never quite on the battlefield. If you got the testicular fortitude to go airborne you can get the pt scores you need in the first place. Don't be a little bitch, and do 2 a day pts
>>675929007
That's right. You bitches got the new shit issued to you
R u gonna die?
>>675930199
Wrong answer scrub. You can be charged if you have received your UCMJ briefing. They do that within the first 72 hours.
Have fun buying the old uniform when your bitch ass comes to 1-2 and they send you off to ntc.
>>675932436
Jump isn't really that hard. He first time I jumped hey had us sit in our chutes for hours, but keep hydrating.
by the time I jumped I had to piss so bad I didn't even care.
>>675932652
Failure to adapt niggah they just have the 42a push the packet back to perscom, GeForce my /b
>>675932436
Also there's only 2 major airborne bases now (Bragg and Italy) and the special forces groups so going airborne pretty much means a awesome next 2 to 4 years.
Show me your cock, Private.
>>675932874
Richardson Alaska and Lewis as well
>>675932874
Isn't Alaska still a major airborne base
>>675929007
Have fun new guy. It has its ups and downs
>>675933008
Servicemen who service men?
>>675933008
You best do it or gigga nigga drill sergeant will visit you while you sleep and rape you while in the front leaning rest.
>>675933008
I would but I'm still on the bus and I deleted my dick pics in case the sergeants went through my phone.
>>675932863
They can still charge you with AWOL.
>>675933018
It's being closed
>>675933237
Oh shit, didn't they just rewind those orders because > muh oil and shit
>>675933185
Dude, your doing the army wrong. You fill your phone with dick pics, so of get go through it, fuck them.
>>675933185
Take a fresh one now Soldier! Get in that bathroom and photograph that penis.
>>675933751
As prior service, I'd agree to this. Fill shit with dicks. If they call you gay, go along with it, means you get more personal space.
>>675931399
hahahah I can't wait to see your scrub ass walking down brainard ave in a formation just to go to the gym. Welcome to Fort Gordon, where motivation and careers go to die.
>>675933901
Sat Tech might be cool, But it will never be .50 gunning in the back of a slick skin cargo humvee circa 2004 Iraq cool.
Also, Cheers! Today is the 13 year anniversary of the jump into Iraq.
I needs napkin, I got mustard on my wings.
I get out in a month and a half and I'm going to pretend like this enlistment never even happened
>>675934198
Sat Tech? Cheers?
>>675929007
Would this happen to be Devin ford?
>>675929007
Fucking newbie POG....
Grats so far, young Private!
