Trips decide what I do with this carrot.
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Trips decide what I do with this carrot.
in ass
Dice carrot into pieces, saute in a pan with piss and eat it
>>678234562
Sharpen it to a thin point and stab yourself in the eye with it
in your mom
>>678234930
this
Eat it
Throw it in the trash
This carrot is going in your ass OP
>>678234930
rerell
Print a picture of Judy Hopps and light a candle next to the picture of her whilst trying to feed her with the carrot
>>678234923
>>678235135
Rolling for this
Throw in trash
>>678235444
Waste of trips, who cares if he sticks some little carrot up his ass
>>678235444
Huh
>>678234562
You obviously want this up your ass OP. And you're such a cuck you want to be told to do it.
Anywho,
>slice carrot
>place slices into ice cube tray
>add water
>freeze
>>678235444
ayy lmao delivar
>>678235444
>>678235444
winrar
>>678235444
Congratulations. I'll provide a photo of your request soon.
However, I will be doing the next trips as well, as your roll is fucking boring.
Help it to finnish a university degree.
>>678235961
So you have two carrots?
Attach it to someone's doorknob with a string.
>>678234930
rerolling for this
Carrot in pooper
Write nigger on it and video tape yourself sucking it until the writing fades.
take the carrot out your pooper then eat it.
Sharp the carrot and stick it into your urethra
eat the ass carrot, OP
Swallow it whole, post evidence before you die
Taking next trips request as well.
>>678234562
Insert into urethra
Take care of it like family, the carrot is now your brother. Take it with you where ever you go, never lose it. It's name is now the name of your favorite actor. When it will start to die, burry it in your backyard
>>678237304
this
>>678237282
timestamp
Super glue to eye brows
>>678237490
Roll
>>678237282
go outside and try to mug someone with it
op was just waiting for an opportunity to shove a carrot up their asshole.
eat all of it
>>678237282
> no timestamp
Fuck this thread.
>>678237490
No. I have already taken it. I will timestamp the next photo I take with it.
>>678237662
Rolling for this
>>678234930
This
fake and gay
Shit on it, then suck it, suck the carrot
>>678234562
Eat it. Whole.
>>678234923
Roll
>>678237662
Lmfao this
>>678234562
put in pooper
>>678234930
Roll
>>678234930
roll
Fuck your sleeping sister or mom with it
>>678235444
WINRAR
Idk, how about you... EAT IT!!
>>678234930
kek this
>>678238443
Serenade it with a song
Insert the carrot in the pooper, deep. I want that carrot inside your body.
Jam it in your urethra.
>>678238443
after being in pooper
yes
Cut it in half, hollow out a half, jizz in the hollowed out slot, piss on your neat contraption.
Eat it.
Profit.
Up ass
>>678239088
off by 800
>>678238857
Roll
>>678234930
Roll
Eat it
>>678238857
roll
>>678239399
So close
waiting on delivar
>>678234930
rolling for this
>>678234562
shove it in your mom
>>678237282
That is the shittiest picture. Take it angled, you faggot, otherwise you could just have it poking your ass and not in it for all we know.
>>678234930
roll
>>678239088
Rolling
>>678239588
pretty fucking sure OP pussied out on us. fuck this thread
Carrot. Urethra. Now
Grind it into a paste and inject it into your dick via syringe
>>678234562
PICKLE FUCKER!
>>678234930
c'mon for this
Snort it
Put in in your ass deep as you can, then suck it until it's clean.
>>678239579
Rolling for this
>>678239951
reroll
>>678240003
>>678240007
This count for trips?
>>678240026
roll
>>678239925
Reroll for this
Eat it with some ranch dressing
>>678234562
Put it in a salad and eat it you fat fuck, no ranch dressing allowed
>>678240187
Reroll
Shove it down your urethra
>>678239549
>Trips
>So close
>off by 600
ishiggydiggy
shove it up your ass and have your mom eat it out
>>678240187
Rerol
Make a salad, piss on it and eat it. No salt.
Put it in the microwave for 3 minutes
>>678240082
no, you newfag. Lurk moar
Write a movie about the carrot.
>cut in pieces
>draw small penises on every piece
>glue them on your face with industrial glue
>not allowed to take them off, only rot is
Put chili on it and stick it back in your ass
just crunch it man
Cut it up into in chunks and boil them in water
Put in microwave, 5 minutes
>>678240661
reroll
>>678234562
>find a girl on the street
>follow girl
>pin her down in back alley
>shove it up her ass
>run the fuck away
Cook soup with it and give it to someone you love
Soak them in vinegar and eat them
>>678240922
reroll
>>678240882
fucking shit 1 digit off fml
>>678240958
Reroll
MUNCH ON THE FUCKING CARROT!
>>678240958
Rolling again
>>678240661
last reroll
Go stab someone in the eye 5 times (Whoevers closer to you)
throw it as hard as you can at your computer screen.
TIMESTAMP.
Stick it in your ass and post pics
>>678240439
Roll
throw it away
Hammer 10 small nails into it so the heads are about 1/8 inch sticking out and lube it with washing detergent, stick it in your ass. All the way.
Shove it in your dick
>>678234930
rollin
Shove the hole thing up your nose with Timestamp
Throw it away then eat it out of the trash
make a pie with it
>>678234562
Hand deliver to the pet rabbit of a nearby small child
>>678241334
Missed it by that much
Reroll
Give it a bath
shove it into your usb drive.
>>678234562
Grind it finely, melt it, and shoot it up into your arm. webm proof and timestamped
Shove it up your dogs/cats ass
Shove in ass. Boil it in microwave
idk, do what ever the fuck you want
>>678241567
roll
>>678234562
In the pooper it goes.
let it rot in your fridge and post its progress in a month
Put it on the stove at the highest temperature setting
>>678241682
roll
shove it in mouth and then vote for trump
chop it up and smoke it
>>678241911
Reroll
Stab your mom whit it.
Burn it
>>678241780
op already delivered
>>678237282
>>678241911
Reroll fir real
>>678242007
james bond... is that you?!
Wash it off in public toilet.. Eat and enjoy
Put it in your neighbours letterbox and call the cops on him saying he has a STOLEN CARROT
>>678241853
roll
>>678242294
Yes my child
>>678242220
2 posts away from quads.
>>678242010
roll
>>678241911
Rerolling again
>>678241334
rolling
>>678242294
I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED
>>678241911
Reee
Whack your balls as hard as you can with it
stick it in your dick
>>678242664
Roll defs
>>678242664
Roll
Dice it small, then get a bag of salad from your local grocery store and put the diced carrot on it, grill some chicken and add that once it's cooled and cubed, use Italian dressing, add tomatoes, add croutons, add some shredded cheese or some
Parmesan, then call your dad and tell him you're a fuckin huge faggot
Take it down to your local shop and ask if you can get a refund webm pls
And if he says no start yelling and getting really angry and tell him you will murder him if he won't let you
Eat that carrot bro
>>678241853
rolling
Cum on it
dip in hot sauce. stick in ur dick. do it.
>>678242993
Roll
>>678238256
rolling for dis
Take a shit. Lather the carrot in your shit. Eat the nigger carrot.
mush it into the carpet.
>>678243208
Re-rolling for this
Peg your sleeping brother with it webm
>>678243310
Reroll
in anus
>>678234562
carrot pipe, do it son.
>>678243571
dude. yes! this!
Peg your sleeping brother in the ass with it
webm as well
piss in toilet. drop carrot in. retrieve carrot. enjoy snack.
>>678243710
roll
>>678243777
winrar
>>678243777
OP DO IT
dip in ranch mixed with bleach. stick in dick hole.
>>678234562
Up butt then eat.
>>678237282
Eat it without washing or cooking
>>678243777
WE HAVE WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!
1.Shit on the carrot
2. Eat the carrot
>>678243777
weenur
>>678243777
winwinwin
>>678243777
You have to deliver this
>>678243777
deliver OP or be banned. moot is my uncle and ill tell him on you if you dont
>>678237501
Roll
>>678243777
>>678234562
Force down your dick hole
>>678245445
Off by one.. fuck..
>>678245445
Rollllllll
>>678245445
re roll
>>678245445
rolling
>>678245445
Rolling
Up the ass
>>678243777
OP!!! Deliver!!!!! You fucking faggot!!!!!!!!
>>678234562
DON'T DO IT!!!!!
>>678246556
oh so close...
if op delivers will post tits
im a girl btw
>>678243777
>>678246715
OP YOU BITCH DELIVER I WANNA SEE DESE GURLS TITTIES
