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Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 inches)

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Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 inches) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 8 inches long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.

Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 inches in length.
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This is wrong
/sage
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it's what girls want, the only people who say that average is enough are guys, not girls.
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>>678261467
/thread
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>>678261249
Properly measured the average penis range from 4.5 to 5.5 inches. Anything over 6 is big and pornstars are never larger than 9 inches. Maybe Mandingo, Danny D and some others are the only guys over this, but never mora than 10.
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The average erect penis is only up to 5.3 imches in length and 2.4 inches in girth whilst, even though it does elongate, the vagina only elongates another 1-2.5 inches, and most of that is outwards.
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>>678261918
>4.5 inches
>average

holy shit lol, that's hilarious
this is what averagecucks want to believe so badly to make themselves feel bigger.

sorry bro, but 7 inches the minimum for a dick to be big.
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>>678262082
Take a look at this, you're maybe not measuring well. Doing it wrong can add up to 1.5 inches.

pornmeasurements tumblr.com/
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Implying that a fat cock is all a girl needs to get off. 9 times out of 10 a girl gets off on the emotional closeness of the intimate experience. An averaged sized ween is a good start but to really satisfy her you have to take your time. Not like you virgfags would know.

Sincerely, man with average peen that has successfully pleased every girl I've slept with
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>>678261661
This is a classic case of being a whore, not the guys fault that these skanks dads didn't love them or fuck them good enough or whatever
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girls do get stimulation from fetishes as well, or certain outside kinks. Spanking, hair pulling, verbal abuse, forcefulness. If we're really talking about pleasing a girl, remember what she likes during sex other than just the dick inside her.
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This is so dumb... Okay, In my personal experience. My friend has a huge cock and women always leave him because of it. He hurts them and they get no satisfaction from it. I've also slept with some of these girls and I have succeeded in pleasuring them with my penis, mouth, and fingers. and on another note the global average penis size is 5.5 and I am 6 inches and I have never had a complaint. I often have to break up with the girls I sleep with because they become very... Attached when they realize that I can and always have control over them sexually.

In other note... Women that break up with guys and cheat on them because they're not 7+. shame on you sluts... find a nice guy that knows how to pleasure you and shut up. No decent guy is gonna want you with a crater in your legs.

I know this was a bait but I couldn't help myself... I have many satisfied customers so please just stop talking about this.
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G spot is 2 inches in
:)

Fucking rekt
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>>678261249
what if 8 inches and white ?
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>>678264102
its kind of funny really, a lot of women don't even know where the g-spot is, and don't even know how to get to it themselves.
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>>678261661
those tits are gross and used the fuck up...
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ITT insecure betas
If she loves you. It won't matter.
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>>678264102
>being smug of his 4 inch dick
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>>678264345
I learned all about pleasuring women after my first time... I felt useless cause I knew nothing. She still fell for me...
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>>678264345
thanks american sex ed!
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>>678264579
No I learned that from Steve Harvey!
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I took massage therapy and acupressure classes when I was younger. I can make women cum by touching they're feet xD
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>>678264064
>>Lies.
>>Fat virgin.
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>mfw im only 5.5 long 6.1girth
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I seen this exact thread about 5 times. get some new marital.
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>>678264969
It is as easy as stimulating the right parts of the woman.
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When are you jism-monkey's gonna learn that sex is about emotion? If the person feels certain emotions for you then the sex is going to be brilliant whether there is a pens involved or not, let alone a big one. Think - do lesbians care about the size of their partners penis? No. They prefer them not to have one, indeed that is precisely one of the things that causes the emotions needed for satisfying sex.

You are all self-cucking, immature, ignorant neck-beards, and you have my pity.
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Okay look. My penis is 14.8 inches long. Women hate it. I have had suicidal thoughts since elementary school. I reached puberty at 2 years old and my mom always beat me because my penis hang out of my pull up and I pissed on the floor constantly. I can't find the emotional nurture I need as an adult because women hate my penis. You tiny dick guys are blessed.
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>>678265243
>muh chode
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This is why I'm a 19 year old virgin. I've have multiple girls come on to me, but I always shy away because I'm just a little under 5". I'm scared they will tell everyone shieeet fuck my life. Fuck this thread.
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>>678264064
This muthafucka is bang on
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>>678264447
sorry bro, everything there is 100% trufacts
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>>678265891
this, according to /b/, girls fucking hate big dicks, 5 inch dicks will get them to orgasm 12 times. and small dicks can reach their g-spot with ease making girls squirt.

big dick guys are practically suicidal because no girl wants a big thick dick.

im average, but i know exactly what a big dick feels like because my friend has one. I'm not gay though.
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Okay, here is how easy it is to make satisfy a woman. Every man should know this. Don't use this power for evil...
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>>678266301

Girls like big dicks.
They don't base their whole lives around them like tiny dicked dudes though.

>>just like dudes and tits.
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Femanon here. Actually dicks that are 8"+ hurt. They just bash against my cervix and it hurts. But hey, some women get pleasure out of that. Personally, I prefer dicks around five or six inches.
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>>678266661
and wrong again... I like C cup girls any bigger is starting to become to much... the only girls that like big dicks are silly sluts that don't understand...
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>>678266786
now then, do you like them better
cut or uncut
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>>678266786
Maybe 3 or 4 pls???
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>>678266801
Most girls are b cup. So you like slightly above average breasts.
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>>678266786
Thank you! We shouldn't be beating the shit out of her cervix.
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>>678266922
>>diced
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>>678262909
Underrated post
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>>678266928
If you're that size, you better be good with your hands and mouth.
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>>678266963
Don't get me wrong... All ladies are welcome on this gravy train.. I am in it for more than sex or appearance. I'm looking for something more emotionally satisfying...
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>>678266786
i don't quite believe you, surely you have a "perfect size", like something around 7 inches. I just can't believe anyone who shills for average dicks.
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>>678267018
what makes it better to you? :)
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>>678261249

my penis is a bit over 4 inches

yes i can get my girlfriend off

it's all about them angles

works for pictures of fat girls

works for fucking them too
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>climbing vertically before F-15
>how can American planes even compete?
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>>678267234
I'd say six is best, with a medium girth. Anything over is going to hit my cervix and cause pain. I can get off fine on six or five.
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3 types of threads that get everyone going at night.

>>cut or uncut
>>trannies
>>penis size

Bunch of faggots.
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>>678266786
I have 6 inches and I know how to use my mouth and hands as well as my voice ;)

Hit me up on kik girl :P Praven1
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>>678261249
I can assure you I have not disappointed a lot of women because I've only ever slept with two
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>>678266967
The wife explained that it can feel like getting a light flick on a nut.
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>>678267748

Bullshit.
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>>678267709
I disappoint women all the time. My first fuck wanted to leave her husband for me after my first time and i was like um... wtf... no! lol

Lets share first time stories!
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>>678261249
>nigger cock lover
>OP
SAGE
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>>678267748
How the hell would she know what getting flicked in the nutts feels like! Women would never understand our nutt sensitivity to pain!
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When your only redeeming factor is the size of your cock you're naturally not going to know numbers as basic as the average size of one.

Truly sad excuses for men. I hope your children are hard workers when I feel like getting mcdonalds.
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>>678267842
You have a cervix?
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>>678261249
man this copypasta is still going?
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you mad yankee bois?
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>>678261249
You need to stop watching so much hentai its turning you retarded
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>>678267858
>be me
>be 14
>be girl
>boyfriend and I are ready to lose virginity
>I tell him to go slow
>He's never had sex so he 'doesn't know' how to go slow
>Fast-forward to sex
>I remind him to go slow before he enters me
>He thrusts his 7" cock in me balls-deep
>He thrusts me so hard, it pushes me up the bed
>Cums after 20 seconds
>"You're lucky I lasted so long"
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>>678262411
Jesus I keep scrolling but it never ends. This guy has literally dedicated his life to studying dicks.
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>>678268025
I'm not talking a hard flick. Just enough you go HELLO! As it gets your attention. Not hurting other than that twinge. Or your auto flinch. But if you were getting flicked enough it distracts you from the dec.
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Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 feet) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 8 miles long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.

Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 miles in length.
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>>678268272
http://simhq.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/2546087/The_curious_tale_of_the_Lightn.html

im laughing at all these technologically inferior muricans
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Can we all agree that if you're on 4chan shitposting instead of fucking your girlfriend, you're doing something wrong. Or you're a sad fuck. Or both.
That being said, how is everyone today?
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>>678268694
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 miles) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 80 miles long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.

Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 80 miles in length.
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>>678261249
>>678268949
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 astronomical unit (AU)) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 8 lightyears long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.

Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 lightyears in length.
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>>678267611
Holy shit your a loser
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Like, if his cock isn't at LEAST 70 miles, I'm like totally cheating on him!!! Lolz <3
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>>678268949
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 parsecs) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, a black hole opens up within her vagina leading your dick to the nether relm where it must complete the puzzle box to unlock the fornix. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the outer sun in the tristar galaxy), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.

Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even a million lightyears in length.
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Size doesn't matter as much if you're in a strong relationship with a lady. I asked my friend if her boyfriend was packing down there, but she just ignored that and continued with, "I don't know, but something about feeling in love with him just makes it so much better."
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Okay so my first time was when I was 18, I didn't know anything about sex because a skank led me on for years in the friendzone. I finally gave up on her falling in love with me so I just chilled on the whole idea of sex. So I knew my neighbor for a few years and well her ass was looking good one day so I straight up told her and while her husband was at work we got flirty. One day she was telling me her feet hurt after cleaning up for her husband and kids all day (she is 25 btw). So I told her I was taking massage therapy classes and I could rub her feet for her. At first she was against it and I bet her I could make her cum bu rubbing her feet and she called bullshit. So i rubbed her feet and you know made her cum ;) and she told me I should leave. So i left... I get a call from her the next day and she told me that she has been so wet since I gave her the massage and she begged me to come back after her husband left for work and she put her kids to sleep. I get over there and she sets down ground rules. She told me, This is only a fuck and nothing else... She told me it will only happen once and will never talk about it again... So we agree'd and I took her pants off. I licked her delicious pussy for like 10 seconds. I was sooooo nervous. I stuck my finger in here. like I said first time and i knew nothing... so I told her I want her to ride my cock... she gets on top of me. rides me for like a minute while I play with her clit and we both came so hard... I am so glad she had her tubes tied cause I creampied that pussy. so she tells me to leave before her husband gets home.. of course I tell all my friends that I got some and she calls me.. and calls me... and calls me... so we keep fucking. and after the 3rd time. she tells me... she wants to leave her husband take the kids and move in with me... and I was LIKE WHOA! I had to cut her off... she was about to divorce her husband after having sex with me 3 times... still didn't know shit... So anyone else? first?
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It's hard to find anyone who can take me balls deep. It fucking sucks...
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>>678269199
that clearly never happened
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>>678269279
tl;dr
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>>678268095
I would be more worried that your wife has a testicle.
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which are you, be honest

pink reporting
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>>678268395
Oh damn, yeah guys are dumb the first time trust me... I know -_- I've been that dumb guy... lucky my first time was with a woman that was experienced.
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>>678266301
How can you type this shit and then say you're not gay, top fucking kek
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>>678269470
Orange doorhinge
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>>678268920

Funny, I didn't see it climb to the moon.
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This is dumb all women are different. I've only had sex with one girl but I can tell you I hit her cervix every time and I'm barely over 6". That said, hitting the cervix was uncomfortable for me anyway so IDK why you think it's a good thing. It feels like a light tap on the penis head, but when you're aroused a light tap is enough to be slightly annoying.
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>>678269693
thats because it's busy harassing your u2 pilots on covert missions by diving on top of them
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>>678261249
>>678268949
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 nautical miles) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 8 leagues long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.

Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 leagues (24 nautical miles) in length.
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On average, the vagina is 3 to 4 inches deep during un-arousal periods, although some women have a vagina that is around 5 to 7 inches deep. As a woman becomes aroused, the vagina expands: as blood flows to the area, the cervix and uterus are pushed up by the upper two-thirds of the vagina to create more space.
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>>678270182
thanks dr phil!
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>>678270182
AND WEN IT AROUSED IT OPEN UP TO 2 FEET

HAHAHA TAKE THAT WHITE BOI
U CANT PLEASE NO WOMEN WITH UR SMALL DICK
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>>678269970

Oh, is that what was going on down there?
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>>678269470
Orange virgin. Havent found anyone I wasnt afraid of catching something from. Pot country is hell.
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>>678269128
>>678261249
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average 5 minutes that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 9.5 hours long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.
Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 9.5 howrps in length.
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No problem, Ritsu is like 1.70
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>>678270388
I don't even need a dick to pleasure women.... I can rub womens tits and make them cum... I can rub their clit and make them cum... I can fuck them in the ass and make them cum... You are just way to stupid to understand how orgasms work...
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>>678270408
>only 60000ft lol

>Lightning can zoom climb to 90,000ft and make mince meat of your overated SR-71 in one pass with AA missiles
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>>678270675
<3 K-on
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>>678264064
This the true true
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>>678270800

>Implying that fat lump can't be seen on radar from 100 miles away, and the SR-71 doesn't just accelerate to mach 3+ and outrun everything the british ever made.

NICE TRY NIGEL.
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>>678261249
>Can we all agree
.. that you should go fuck yourself with a dildo covered with barbed wire? Yes.
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>>678261249
>tfw only 7,4 when erect
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>>678271035
agree'd
She probably won't feel it tho... She probably lost a lot of feeling in her Vulva because its been used so much.
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>>678271009
holy shit you are dumb, i can zoom climb and come down right on top of you head on, then fire my missiles which should have no trouble seeing what seems to it is two suns strapped to a red hot fuslage
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>mfw 4inch and she still screams in pain
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>>678271378
I've dated a few girls who have such sensitive pussies that even a little bit of stimulation hurts or can make them cum... This one chick... I shit you not... every time took her like 20 seconds... Made me feel like a boss... she was stupid as dirt tho... so we broke up xD
She is getting married in a few weeks...
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>>678261249
Look mom, I posted it again
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>>678261249
>>678270530
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average 6 amperes that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 17.5 volts long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.

Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 17.5 ohms in length.
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>>678261249
Sometimes I feel like I'm literally stuck in an infinite autism time loop where the same exact threads are posted over and over and over every single day. It's like you fags cannot contain your excitement to post the same boring ass bait thread day after day. Please kys before you can reproduce. Pce out son.
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>>678271280
Thats nice. But by the time you get within fifty miles of the blackbird its fucking gone.

Actually, Im fairly certain it can outrun your missiles.
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>>678262909
This. My gf is the clingy type and if she's already bretty hornee she can get off on dryhumping and whispering in her ear.
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>>678261661
veiny
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>>678261249
report all cuck threads
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>>678261249
>up to 8 inches
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>>678271378
paper cuts are small but hurt like a bitch
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>>678261249
Every time I scroll past that image I instantly think it is a cross section of a person pooping.
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>>678271783
That is why I only come on this site every 3 months... still see some of the same shit tho...

Still, I feel bad for this person... They are either a lonely guy with nobody or they are a nasty slut that can't get pleasure from a majority of the population.
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>>678271822
>so every time you try and take some photos you piss off when the nasty lightning comes for you?

>likely in rear aspect, but good luck in side on and head on, and like i said, the SR-71 is belching out heat emissions more then any other aircraft in the sky
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>>678261661

Truth.

Thanks hot femanons.

Signed,

White guy with 8" dick.
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>>678261661
those are clearly reptillians, not real women
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My nigger friend with a big ol beercan cock always said its not that great being big because he would hit the cervix all the time when he wanted to go balls deep. The truth about getting a woman off is hitting her g spot with your dick while mashing your shit into her clit. Smh porn will destroy generations.
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>>678272121
gross... they are not hot...
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>>678261249
>Implying anyone on this including OP has fucked anyone other than a man's Butthole

Good bait op, very good, these morons do love to milk this shit up with comments
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>>678271280

Wow you play too many video games dude.

The Lightning could climb to 30,000 feet in 100 seconds. That's 300 feet per second from the deck average.

An SR-71 at Mach 3, at an altitude of 80,000 feet has covered 33 MILES in one minute.

In the 1.5 minutes it's taken the lightning to get to 38% of the SR-71's cruising height, the Blackbird has moved almost 50 miles away.

All a lightning does wonder why it was sent on such a futile mission.
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Ight I offically lost interest in this... good day
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Hey faggots this shit is bait fucking faggots.
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>>678272336
You keep changing the subject lol, if you piss off every time someone comes up to intercept you then how can you complete the mission?

Air defense radar will spot you coming even further away and have lightnings coming head on before you even reach airspace.

Also
>SR-71: 60m/s ROC
>EE Lightning: 100m/s ROC
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>>678272187
>while mashing your shit into her clit
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>>678272336
Also not to mention the SR-71 has NO OFFENSIVE OR DEFENSIVE CAPABILITIES
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>>678261661
>we cheat on anyone that x
already makes her them whores, regardless of what x is. Shouldn´t be in a fucking relationship with a guy with x then.
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>>678272336
>you've been playing too many video games kid

you've been to heavily indoctrinated hamburger
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>caring about getting a woman off
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>>678269383
Nigger makes slut cum by massage feet. bitch wants moar dick to the point she wants to divorce her husband and move in with the guy she fucked 3 times, kids included, story made me hard/10
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>>678262909
thank you for speaking the truth to these delusional cuckmemers who try to bait people into any stupid discussion. godspeed
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>>678272756

SR-71 is ALREADY at ALTITUDE you british moron. It is NEVER climbing out when it's over the target area. It's been at altitude for hours already. it has already taken its pictures with its cameras. Even if you put all the electric lightnings ever made into the sky at the same time, they have almost ZERO flight envelope control at 80,000 feet since they were never designed to fly at such a high sustained altitude. If you can't control your plane you cannot aim the weapon systems, since the lightning has 70's technology missile delivery systems in it AT BEST.

SO, you're Nigel P. Britpilot. arcing your zoom climb at 80,000 feet, desperately trying to keep this lump pointed in the right direction while trying to track a mach 3 BULLET that was solely designed to be totally flyable and controllable at 80,000 or MORE, and you think you have a chance in hell of toggleing off a missile and destroying anything other than the British taxpayers' dwindling pocketbook?

All you did was waste a missile and made the SR crew laugh.

And made me reply to your troll. well done you asshole.
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>>678273025

No defensive capabilities? It out ran Russian SAMs you idiot. All they have to do is accelerate. Jesus Christ are you really this dense?
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>>678261249
This is the biggest sack of shit I've ever heard
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>>678261249
this picture is why you never fuck a girl who has a shit on deck

look what happens when you do
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http://theaviationist.com/2013/12/11/sr-71-vs-mig-31/
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>>678272756
Your missiles can chase all they want, the blackbird is already out of their fuel range by the time your wanked off brit reflexes can push the trigger.

After wasting several thousand US dollars on your mission (Because your own nations money is shit), you come home to find your wife has been raped by a muslim.

Good job, patriot.
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>>678274007
>http://theaviationist.com/2013/12/11/sr-71-vs-mig-31/

So this article basically confirms the utter dominance of the SR-71s. COnsidering that it's operational life over the USSR was from the early 1960's, until 1986.

So for 20 years the Russians watched Blackbirds fly over and could do fuck-all.

Took them long enough.
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>>678261661
>>678262082
>>678274423
>>678273793
>>678273708
>Being massive faggot cucks
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>>678269470
>mfw yellow and unused
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>>678274608

>posting a picture of George Lucas
>not a cum guzzling fuckboi

nigga please.
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>>678272121
.8*
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>>678273593
bahahaha! Your getting a little mad now?

SR-71 can't escape radar detection ages away from land and have enough time to beat the lightning to altitude (literally a few minutes) and you've ignored my points, even with unreliable missiles of the 70s with that much heat emission it's impossible to miss

>>678274268
wow there you go again, how many times do i have to repeat myself? in a front aspect engagement your only making your own death faster by flying at mach 3, lol typical ignorant americans, you guys will argue to the death even if you are wrong

>>678274423
lol you have no hope
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>>678261249
huge dicks don't get as hard, they stay floppy and useless, and only disgusting, dusty ass bitches want anything bigger then 8
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relationships and performing special sexual moves are not one in the same, if there is a strong bond there is some way to pleasure your partner. If she feels pity for you because of the culture of body image, that is a relationship problem, which probably can't survive anyway because of the lack of mutual respect/esteem.

That being said, not all woman have the same size vagina, although if you expect to stay with one woman, and she is gonna have natural child-birth, in the long term, bigger might help, especially your planning on having more than one child. Obviously again, not all woman are the same, some women will regain fully their initial tightness, also there is surgeries now for this.

Next: the fornix is a thing, probably for the majority of woman, although it is tricky and is only workable depending on the size/shape of the guy and the her cervix sensitivity. Some woman just find anything approaching the cervix way too painful, otherwise even like the feeling; again, some women don't even have the fornix spot, just like some women don't even have g-spots, its uncommon, but not everyone is the same. I've been with woman that would require 8"+ to reach the fornix, so I could never do that with them, except on rare occasions (because female biology, just like the male erection, is not 100% consistent in its aroused sizing, there is always some kind of range, that can depend on your changing chemestry from food/exercise/health cycles/internal body processes).

>>678266786
And for some woman 8" won't reach the cervix after she becomes fully aroused. For some women 6" can't go anywhere near balls deep or it will smash her cervix. cutting out the 30% of woman with the smallest vagina's and the top 10% with the largest, 7" - 7.5" is probably the ideal for a woman who get to experience proper fornix orgasms (the ones that release oxytocin).

>>678269470
Im somewhere at the low to middle end of the green.
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>tfw able to hit the cervix of your fuck buddy and make her squeal in pain
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>>678274788
>responding to bait

nigga
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>>678266612
I am always curious to learn good sex tech.

I am confused about the positioning of the arrow that's inside her body, how do you reach that? Because it looks like your pointing to the upper wall deep inside the uterus.

Please clarify.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDUkbToJfk
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>>678262909
the thread ended here
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>needing to be longer than 5" to bottom out in a woman.
I see you must be fucking hippopotami.
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>>678261249
Damn what kind of meat hallways you chucking down, dog?
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>>678261249
This is some virgin shit.

No, you don't want to hit that spot. That's the cervix and it hurts like hell if a cock hits it, it's like being punched on the inside.

All the pleasurable parts of the vagina are right near the opening, which is why girls usually use their fingers to get off instead of shoving baseball bats up there.
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