any celebs browsing 4chan?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
any celebs browsing 4chan?
inb4 emma watson
Don't know if this counts, but I have nearly 2m subs on youtube
>>678280659
Not a celeb, but was an extra on 2.5 Men. Sheen was indeed living the life. Got to be a hanger on for a while - even the ugliest women were stunning for a guy like me. Scored on Judy Greer's best friend! Turned out most these people are all fairly ugly on the inside. Rotten might be a better word.
I still make it to second tier parties in the hills, but you gotta bring your own drugs to these kind of shindigs.
>>678281277
ITT: works of fiction
>>678281003
Post picture with timestamp of your computer screen
>>678281003
Leafy?
>>678281003
well, are you gonna plug?
I draw hentai.
>http://www.zone-archive.com/
>>678280659
Does being in a semi popular metal band count?
>>678281453
Her name is Kari.
>>678281648
Hi, Billy Mays here
>>678281902
>implying you're zone
We all know Zone's dead when he sold out to the normalfags
hi, i am bruce willis
>>678280659
They do, it's just not acceptable to do 4chan AMA's for some reason. But you'd think Rogan or someone of the likes would totally be down.
I am very famous.
Hi I'm wall E
>>678282424
yes which one
>>678282424
What fucking band?
>in 4k some gay ass core metal
>>678283085
>>678283168
If it were true, it'd still be gay as fuck.
Ghost SUCKS
>>678283085
A band called Cattle Decapitation.
>>678283168
Fuck off mate. I'm in Cattle Decap fag.
>>678283283
>>678283168
I choose to believe cattle decap. If that's the case that's fucking awesome. Huge props, love your shit.
Hi Cliff Richard here
>>678283283
No fuckin way. If this is true, I was at your last show in LA and you guys all signed my Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch shirt
>>678283434
hi barry scott here
Jim Beezos here (the guy that invented Amazon website)
>>678283578
Fucking lost.
>>678283520
How long ago was this?
lexi belle, penn from penn and teller, danny bonaduci, danny devito, dead mow five, andrew wk, kramer, michael jackson, i think bubbles from trailer park boys posted here once. im probably missing a few
>>678281648
of course its one of those guys. they're some ofthe biggest shills in the world as far as crass imageboard humor goes
>>678283623
Prove it
>>678281277
how many are satanists?
>>678280659
Im mel gibson
Prime Minister David Cameron here. Get in here you conservafags.
Give me your address friend and ill have an Amazon drone drop you off a little gift.
>>678283713
It was the last show you played in LA. You tell me haha
I've got a small following on Youtube. Anyone familiar with Corpse Husband?
I invented a time machine. I'm a household (well, shackhold after the Berning Years) name in 2034.
>>678283578
Kek, Barry Scott browsing /b/ when he's not setting new world records for shouting.
>>678280659
I'm Joaquin Phoenix.
>>678283756
>>678283727
screen caps of any of these threads?
>>678281902
I demand proof
>>678283931
You're a stupid whiny fag like the rest of the creepypasta "content creators".
>>678282572
Isnt zone a girl?
>>678283283
We're gonna need some pic + timestamp there travis
>>678283898
I don't man, I've played so many shows. I can only remember the LA show from last year when some crazy dude cut some dude.
i know you are here
>>678283727
deadmau5 did an AMA in /mu/ once
>>678284264
You think I'm Trav? Hahaha
>>678284089
Kek
It's "bezos" anyway
>>678284089
fake
I am Beezos!
i'm the president of earth
>>678284411
josh/derek/david need a timestamp as well
also, checked
Taylor Swift reporting in.
>>678284528
Instrument+dickpic nao pls
i'm bronze II
I know for fact Hugh jackman used to come here when the anonymous fad was going on.I remember he used to love the ylyl greentexts
>>678283931
Tell Paranormal Mango I think she's cute.
>>678284105
im sure they're around somewhere on my drives but i cant be fucked to look through all of them
you can find most of them online if you search. if im assuming correctly, lexi belle still /b/rowses. also linetrap aka bailey jay
>>678284083
Nudes of a celeb you've banged for proof.
Hi guys, George W Bush here.
Hey Bill Hicks reporting in.
>>678286519
Bro, have you ever watched "Harold & Kumar escape from Guantamo Bay"? How much did they nail your true self?
>>678286818
I thought you were dead there goat boy
>>678287042
No i joined the illuminati and run a radio talk show now.
Bernie Sanders here, AMA.
Sasha Mitchell reporting in. Aka the Code Man.
Not a celeb but some of you may of heard of me, my name is Jacksfilms and I do comedy vids on YouTube. How're ya fuckin faggots doing?
>>678284210
No, his avatar is represented as a girl and voiced by Caxx of newgrounds fame but no the real zone is a man.
Danny Tamberelli reporting in
My name is Anonymous, as it says on the top of my post. You might know me from several news articles, although they tend to be pure celeb gossip. I've done none of the things they claim I've done.
Never Forgetti
>>678284603
I have a friend on steam named Saylor Twift
>>678289484
Nice lips!
m00t reporting in
Bring back snacks!
>>678285369
How do you know that for a fact?
>>678282572
What do u mean
Male Pornstar here.
>>678291845
Ghost?
>>678283162
black veil brides if you ever heard of them
amy shmeemer here reporting in /b/ros who wants my noodz?
I was an extra on the show Nashville. Does that count?
I am the symbol formerly known as Prince
Can't post proof as I have no hands
>>678292199
Im a celebrity.
Clues
> Australian
> Actor
>>678292422
FUCK OFF NASHVILLE, we do like detroit.
>>678292515
O my God. Is it really you?!
>>678292515
Hot...
>>678292057
Ahh, Andy Coppings favorite little bitch pop band.
I am a noncelebrity with no discernible talents or accomplishments. Does that count?
>>678292199
not even a little bit
>>678292624
You are honest, which makes you better than everyone else in this thread of lies and deceit.
>>678292556
Canadian
>>678291845
Cut or uncut?
>>678283350
The Anthropocene Extinction was awesome!
keep up the great work
Nicholas Cage here, boys
>>678292556
Jew Hackman
>>678292764
Cut, for hygienic purposes.
Only certain industries like/don't care for uncut.
>>678289110
Pete
>>678291845
Best scene you've been in?
>>678291845
How much do males pornstars get paid?
>>678293159
Who?
>>678280659
Trans porn star here
>>678293657
1$ for each cock up their ass
2$ if it's niggerdicks
3$ if it's horsecocks
else, nothing
>>678293657
Shifty, back when I performed as a male I think it was like 100 for a hand job, 200 for a blow job and 300 for sex. Much more profitable to go gay.
>>678293657
at most 5K for performing quality anal...double that if in gay stuff ...don't believe the hype ...it's grueling work
>>678288817
proof
I can't really post proof but
US Congressman here.
>>678293877
LOL depending on who you are. Only top male stars would get paid that much money for anal. Usually it's 800-1000 depending on the studio. The only person I know of that gets 5k is Cody Cummings
Most comdieans browse b for material.
I watch a comedy act and dont laugh because i saw it here first
>>678293842
Have you performed gay for pay?
IM SUCH A GOD FOR CREATING THIS THREAD!
>>678294019
ferrera ;)
>>678293769
Can you guys guess who?
>>678292454
hahaha underrated
>>678293611
Per my original post, I would have to say Remy.
Smokes alot of weed, so she's really chill. But she is really down-to-earth and she legit loves taking a good dicking. Lot of her vocals aren't faked believe it or not. Fucked her many times off camera too. Believe me we all hate the fake orgasm/vocal shit. In fact its alot of what the industries look for. It's for the viewers pleasure which I don't get why anyone would get off on obviously faked vocals.
>>678294052
Yeah I was in it for about 3 years before transitioning. 5 years in total now.
>>678284487
This is definitly the real Beezos.
matty b reporting in
>>678283434
Is she still a devil woman with evil on her mind
Im a drummer for a popular group but in promo shots only the singer and guitarist are there. The touring bassist and I are never shown
Chris Martin here
>>678291845
How did you get started?
>>678293175
>cut for hygienic purposes
>mfw
Just admit you got Jew'd.
>>678291845
Does your dick ever get sore from all the fucking?
>>678294369
Miles says hi.
Kentaro Miura here
>>678294052
Alot of males will be asked to fuck another male from time to time. We get a pay bump for it, not much, but it is recommended before getting into the business that you should be comfortable performing man on man because of gangbang shoots and DP's.
>>678294409
Actually no, I was uncut for a few shoots before I finally got surgery.
>>678294454
I don't have a whole lot of feeling in my groin, legs get a great work out. Have to drink alot of water to avoid cramping up on set.
>>678282661
Not famous enough
Sadface.jpg
I am the hacker known as 4chan
>>678294409
He sure did
it is i the black dinosaur woman
I am the fat hacker known as 4chins
>>678283283
>>678291845
Does fucking on camera and having sex outside a shoot differ for you?
>>678289110
He works in a deli in NJ, he makes my bagel every morning
>>678294659
I don't get why you would get surgery for hygienic reasons though. Cleaning is easy? The only reason I would cut my foreskin is because my current gf is super tight and I have already ripped my frenulum twice now. Sucks to wait for it to recover.
>>678294387
Fuck, missed this one. I knew a guy who was in the business and got out. He hooked me up with his old camera man who hooked me up with boss man. Boss man hooked me up with a pornstar for a casting session, boss man liked my personality alot and my body type even more. Pornstar put the word out that there was a new kid on the block.
>>678293708
Hugh Jackman
>>678294899
No, part of the game
>>678294972
Part the reason I did it. I have ripped mine a few times too. The blood can stay even after you think the area is clean. Can influence the spread of HIV. You should look into being cut bro, it's alot easier. And if you have a big cock then your not missing out on much.
>>678291845
so do you have any advice for someone looking to get in to the industry?
>>678291845
Worst session?
>>678295507
Stop being ugly and fat. Lose all of your self respect.
Prepare to hate fucking pornstars more than you can possibly imagine.
Embrace the depression in order to convince yourself that you are 'living the dream' when you realize that the dream is shit with extra std's.
I remember seeing Trevor Moore pop up in a thread a few years ago
It is I, Robin Williams' ghost.
I am Groot
>>678280659
Bond, James Bond here.
You'll find me in every gay-shota-fur-trap thread.
>>678291845
Snap a dick pic with timestamp and let's see if anons can recognize you by your cock
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>>678288236
proove it cody
Earthworm Jerry here, praise be.
George Lucas here, i raped your childhood muthafuckers
Real Taylor Swift here.i lurk all the time looking for comments on how ugly my feet are and inspirations to make a public donation.
>>678280659
Would a weatherman from an Australian capital city be a celebrity? Didn't think so....
