ylyl threadDark humor edition
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Dark humor edition
>Rape is now considered dark humor
>/b/ in 2016
>>678502159
SPOOKED
3 good Stanhope one liners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQZWA-T3nbs&nohtml5=False
not dark enough
>>678503299
Checked
>>678503299
I think I saw this picture veing made fun of before. The kid laying there, where is that from?
>>678503554
Syrian kid who washed up on the shore after a boat full of "refugees" sank
>>678503486
what am I looking at?
>>678503611
I hate fat people
>>678503554
I think it was one of the people trying to get to Europe over Turkey.
>>678503859
A deer eating a bird.
>>678501702
Lol lost fuck you anon
>>678503611
i hate this fat fuck joeyworldtour or whatever hes called
>>678503554
some sand nigger shithole that isn't syria
>>678503486
Gotta get that protein
>>678504107
a.k.a. Turkey
>>678503516
kek
>>678503554
which one?
>>678503913
deer dont eat meat
>>678501702
truly as pitch black as my soul
>>678504436
sometimes they do
cows as well, if they are malnourished
>>678501544
>dark humor
I see what you did there, and i like it.
>>678504328
fatty detected
>>678504639
torilla tavataan
>>678504657
this is genius
>>678504436
Bird nest cams has recorded deer eating young birds from nests. Apparently they sometimes even eat birds trapped in bird nets.
>>678501544
>>678504835
Lol
Check em
>>678505047
>>678504969
I've seen a couple of ducks eating a drowned rat.
>>678503486
That deer... Just ate... That bird...
>>678504745
Holy shit, lost.
>>678504673
Africa. Never change
>>678504880
> Nina Fortner D:
>>678504865
L
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>>678505200
or rather...the opposite of that
>>678501544
Out OF* the friend zone
>>678501544
>nigger meme
>dark humor
kek
>>678504673
Jesus christ. That's amazing.
>>678504372
Hahaha. Just wow, those retards.
>>678505452
check out http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33980904 for further details
>>678504436
Well you can't disprove it if you just saw it.
>>678505405
>read a gang sign
>>678504249
Send that kid back to turkey.
>>678505528
Ifunny xDDDD
>>678502159
Black as a witches tit, you son of a whore
>>678505452
Don't forget all the raping
>>678505615
it actually reads blood if you take a close look at the fingers
>>678503486
It's always good to try new foods once in a while
>>678505615
>being so illiterate you cant see he's spelling "blood" with his fingers
>>678505841
so when its white it sucks and when its brown its the best? goid on them spics
>>678504363
You mother fucker.... i lost
>>678504995
Lost
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>>678502392
would this work?
>>678506129
not gonna lie, that scared me at first.
>>678504673
>walks around thinking about a wonderful day
>sees board
Hmmm raping a child today? I haven't though of that before
>rapes child
>>678506081
Only 1 way to find out.
>>678504673
Is this for real?
>>678504745
Fuck kikes
>>678501839
i lost... it doesn't happen often
>>678504372
Always get a chuckle at how some of them couldn't even afford to get actual shorts, and a plain red shirt.
>Pants
>Capris
>Maroon shirts
Grand finale
>Nigger who rolled his jeans up
>>678506253
probably won't happen
since niggers can't read
>>678504372
hahahaha would be the biggest kek in history if these faggots actually drown hahahahahahahaha
>>678506067
I love this guy.
>>678506305
yes
>>678502392
explain?
>>678506230
Seeing this for the first time? Fucking new fag
>>678503516
Still gets me
>>678504745
why would they do supervision. There should be allowed swastika on peoples cards, for all i care. Some people get offended too easily.
>>678506081
no, the printer port would not connect to the file system like the USB stick at the end is expecting
>>678506294
>>678504865
holy shit that's awesome
>>678506067
there is a story to be told here
>>678504995
i lost not because of the pic alone. the guy looks exacly like a friend of mine. i justed posted the pic on his facebook page
>>678506583
Lost
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>>678506583
File name
>>678506556
You mean parallel port of course
>>678506848
top kek
>>678505528
my fucking sidesssss
>>678505528
Most racists are fucking ignorant jobless peons, in fairness to them.
>>678506465
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678505860
I wish that fish had teeth so it would bite he's dick off
>>678506465
What a faggot thing to say, people tend to do more than browse /b/ for days at a time.
>>678506725
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/B9YTaIcKuRU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>678505043
xDDD this picture is so funny xDD :3 ='3
>>678506331
>jajajajaja
>>678507010
Kek
>>678505860
that fish is more enthusiastic than my gf
>>678506725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YTaIcKuRU
This is the story
>>678507086
Massive fuck up.
>>678506800
>parallel port
>printer port
Same diff
>>678506465
Fuck up neckbeard go eat more chips
>>678501702
Go be a normie somewhere else
>>678507010
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>>678507086
>https://www.youtube.com/embed/B9YTaIcKuRU
thank you sir, I appreciate the effort
>>678507214
No, it is not.
>>678501967
far as I got...
>>678504372
Fucking loosers
>>678506294
i don't get it
>>678507271
B9 B8
>>678504436
You must be Christian
>>678506386
>an reposted shit pic
>lost doesn't happen too often
>>678507271
hello newfriend
>>678507242
IS THAT A PENIS TO THE RIGHT
>>678507271
not sure if troll or a fucking faggot
>>678504745
I want this card
>>678507330
lost
>>678506331
MI LIBRO. LUNA DE PLUTÓN.
>>678507271
adios mios that b8 was good nigga
>>678505452
Overpopulation, murder cults, rape gangs and outdoor shitting fields. Next you'll be telling me it's full of fucking Indians too.
>>678506331
Mi libro...
>>678507271
>took the bait
>>678507271
Omg your the biggest newfag there is you don't get the meme. gtfo newfaggot
>>678501544
I do that shit all the time with my Adderall, you sir it in to warm water and you get the effects much faster, not more intense buti hate waiting the 45-60 minutes to let that kick in whenim trying to go HAM on something.
>>678505452
>On India
Is it a different planet?
>>678507271
Wait y'all. I think he's baiting the bait. Dbl b8 m8. All of you have been had.
>>678507429
I really don't know
>>678507271
B8/10
>>678507280
tbqh,fam
technically the printer port is a parallel port
It might work with a USB keyboard though, if you wrote proper drivers
>>678506331
How is this funny? Yes I speak spanish
>>678507271
Sucking this much dick
>>678501967
What's her name?
>>678504865
Fucking LOST
>>678507813
cringe
>>678503786
A boat full of taliban more like it.
>>678507813
>get snipped
>360 no scope snipped
>>678507635
just snort it you idiot
>>678507654
It's making fun of these.
>>678505452
I mean how can an Indian have pride in their country. Any Indians here? Please defend your goddamned honor.
>>678507536
Your existence in this world is God's failure.
>>678506885
I wanna buy this guy a beer
>>678506885
>He was arrested for this video
>>678507779
>>678507702
>>678507592
>>678507591
>>678507546
>>678507468
>>678507412
Found the real newfags
>>678508047
God left me unfinished
>>678508073
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT
>>678504372
haha it's like some of them said: ''Lol look at this retard on the beach aaahaha idiot''
''Hey guys, guess who I am right now haha''
>>678505161
My god I didn't even see that the first time!
>>678502392
Wouldnt work, usb is serial whereas that blue connector at the other end is parallel
>>678508246
calm down m8
>>678503786
He wasn't Syrian. He was the son of Turkish peoples smuggler.
>>678508324
I was too scared of animal cruelty
>>678505047
Dudes just trying to build a sweet ride with improvised tools.
>>678507214
are you 12? printers can connect to many different ports. USB is the norm now, but it wasn't for a long time.
>>678508073
Whatever nigga I was with moot when he napster searched the 4chan.mpg and it wasn't there. Old as fuck.
>>678508246
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.
>>678501839
lol fuck me, not this early
>>678506979
>most racists are more successful than any SJW will ever be
>>678507242
That's the main reason I didn't blow my brains out a few years back
>>678508246
Kek
>>678508073
Found the reddit faggot
#pray4paris
>>678507995
Ah, i see
>>678507732
Only in the early versions. Since ibm tinkered with it, it supports quite a bit more. And the usb drive will in fact work, slower than a stoned downy, but it will work.
>>678508880
Because Kurt Cobain?
>>678502159
2SPOOPY4ME
>>678508652
>>678508344
Does work.
>>678503381
>nigger please
>>678508768
as the philosopher once said, "it ain't THAT the wind is blowin, it's WHAT the wind is blowin"
>>678508605
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL nice reaction dude holy fucking shit!!!
>>678508652
You've lied about your age on here several times, lied about being a meth addict for eight years (your post history shows you're still in highschool). There are so many posts on here romanticizing things like meth and heroin addiction, many of them fictional. This is not a fucking game people, this isn't a place to write fictional bullshit so you can have your fill of karma. Many people here are actual drug users, with real stories that you're undermining and trivializing. I swear to god I'm going to call out each and every one of you fake poser cunts until you stop this horseshit. This thread does not need your fake as fuck sob story, you're decreasing the legitimacy of real experiences that are posted on here and it's not fucking appreciated.
>>678505971
Kek
>>678508660
PLEASE POST ALL OF THESE
>>678504995
explain
>>678509055
It's copypasta
>>678504367
>not posting the gif
/b/ is truly facebook-tier now
>>678504745
LOST
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>>678509252
your gif is busted faggot, good job. freezes as he waits
>>678509201
dumping
>>678509208
what possible explanation could there be?
>>678504657
kek
>>678509456
>>678506583
Lost! :D
>>678509163
This is exactly the kind of shit why the FBI should shut this fucking site down. You shit niggerfag, you and all the other psychopaths that roam this fucking board. You make me sick, I hope the FBI are tracking your IP right now coming directly to your house you little faggot. I hope they wipe your ass right off the face of the earth you wretched little fuck.
>>678509538
>>678506848
Did Obama just spoil Fallout 4 to me?
>>678505452
>hey Raj, what you doing this sat?
>we could go for a shit on that new empty land they made for the mall
>Habibi already took a dump there and he's going again
>>678505754
who cares what fucking side it is from, as long as its funny? you are one of those "my humor is superior" kids arent you?
>>678509580
Cut the drama, it's ridiculous. Take the drama to the drama forum. Oh wait, they don't have a forum for that for a reason; cause it's annoying crp. Knock it off or i'll blow your brains out.
>>678509702
Yeah me too, fuck sakes
>>678505769
lost
>>678509834
Not to be one of desperation, however, I do indeed act out of spite of your proposition afore. Taken into reconcile, however, you must take this form into consideration: it is merely of the convience of the person(s) browsing upon /b. This leads me to conclude that the OP (AKA ninnyhammer) is as strong as an ox and almost as smart as one.
>>678508065 oh yeah? link to article
< 7 > She cheated on me after 5 years of relationship. Guess /b/ is going to enjoy this bitch :) http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=24295792799475291964 Will remove in a few minutes
>>678509779
He's been on /b/ for a number of months now and has some sort of misguided superiority complex
>>678506885
Gang rape
>>678507330
1. He plays the Swamp and immediately taps it for 1 black mana.
2. He uses the mana to cast Dark Ritual, gaining 3 black mana.
3. He uses 1 mana to cast another Dark Ritual, gaining 3 mana. The total mana is now 5.
4. For 1 mana he casts Demonic Consultation and names a Forest. He keeps removing cards from the top of his library and removing them from the game until his library is empty, because he does not have a Forest in there.
5. For 1 mana he casts Sinkhole and destroys his swamp.
6. He plays Tormod's Crypt but does not activate it yet.
7. He casts One with Nothing, discarding his hand into the graveyard.
8. He taps and sacrifices Tormod's Crypt - he removes all cards in his graveyard (all his cards now) from the game.
9. He starts the game with no hand, no graveyard, no library, no board presence.
>>678503156
Hey hey.. I'd put groceries under the kid too. Probably more expensive shit, but never really thought about it.
>>678510110
You can't remove posts silly bot
>>678510110
never seen this site, who knows it?
>>678504711
Yeah sex with monkeys is what started AIDS
>>678509966
7 bans on record, you girl have been trying really hard to not play by fair rules......I think you just stepped into the wrong forum, You know what blood does to sharks, they smell fear in your blood, you girl just tried to put yourself above the rest of us..............Chub floats in a pool of blood and your actions is your blood for the rest of the sharks to feed from you, your words are muted and I would change that profile of yours to Private if I was to post from hereforth on............You have a problem and I think if you got 3 dime bags of weed instead of 4 your dealer just shorted you......I'd find another dealer whom you can trust...........I'd find your friends and tell them the truth of who you really are and your actions speak louder than your words........
>>678509163
fuck man true words
>>678509394
Subtlebait
>>678509394
Not sure if bait or legit stupid.
>>678509360
aw yiss
>>678509116
wtf is that photo shooped mouth and eyes niggah gtfo of here lol
>>678510410
Click it :^)
>>678507147
What the fuck lol
>>678510410
It's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
>>678506556
it's just a DB25. It could be serial.
>>678510304
Doesn't that just = automatic loss?
>>678504436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q91dUtDYkU
Shows how much you know about animals, faggot.
>>678509538
Okay not sure about the other images but I'm pretty sure that there's some stupid shit about giving money to the poor every year or something.
>>678510761
Nah too lazy to set up VM's here.
Taken from the other YLYL
>>678505971
>ok but whats the ass called
>the ass you retard
Lost
>>678501945
Your comment really sucks and you should stop posting here.
fuck off with your cancerous facebook niggermemes, die of cancer.
>>678504964
Best picture i've seen in a while
>>678510723
Does it scare you?
>>678504835
That's too dark you fucking madman
>>678507271
Ooh kill em'
>>678505971
anyone have moot and jap owner one?
>>678502159
Fucking assshole I throw a punch at my computer and now the screen is broken! fucking assface fuck you
>>678507205
Fuck i only just got the joke
>>678508001
Just as /b/ is the cesspool of the internet, India is the cesspool of Earth.
>>678510914
I think that's the joke?
>>678508344
other end is serial. it's a db9 to db25.
>>678503611
WooOOOo! WooOOO! WOOOOo! GANG!
>>678504865
I lost more than Adolf did at Stalingrad
>>678509394
>being this new
>>678509538
thats a wierd one as it's actually one of the 4 pillars of islam to give charity to those who need it.
it is almost as if the person who made these do not know or care too much for the islamic religion, which is cool i guess. some people find ignorance hilarious and who am i to say what people can and cannot laugh at. but its like saying that christians should not turn the other cheek; completely contrary to a cornerstone of the faith. Even more so, turning the whole cheek thing is just a suggestion by jesus, not actually a commandment, Ok it'd be like saying that a christian should covet his neighbours ox. Unfunny and factually incorrect. it's giving me a head ache just thinking that someone took their time to even make this.
>>678504367
The gif is the only correct way. I am disappointed in you.
Amerifats laugh for everything
>>678505314
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