2 decides this one.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
2 decides this one.
>>678672709
kek, keep going.
>>678672709
Is that a wig?
>>678672709
lel keep it going OP
>>678672709
ayyy what's up mrs. Potato Head? lmaooo
>>678673277
Do dubs count?
Tell her you wanna drop a shit in her mouth.
Well 2 did win.
3 when she replies.
>>678673618
wanna see how deep your rabbit hole goes?
S S S sorry bad joke. So are you excited about Bernie sanders? Feel the burn right? Haha!
>>678673843
dis gun b gud
>>678673618
I didn't mean for you to say keep going. Damn 2 haha.
>>678673618
i'm ready for action. mind if i imagine you gettin' naughty with me while i take care of this hard on?
(cringeworthy for the lulz)
>>678673618
You are deeply average looking, and you know it
>>678672709
are you fucking blind bitch, read my message.
>>678673618
do you wanna cum first? or shall i?
>>678673618
have you heard of epictetus ? let me teach you about his discourses
>>678673618
truth or dare?
OP here, she's not replying so in the meantime I'm going to round up some replies from other girls.
>>678673618
pardon me, but i sincerely mean it when i tell you that your looks give me a rock hard erection
I think you have a pretty smile
>>678673618
You have the fake smile of hillary clinton..
>>678673618
i had to roll a 3 in order to ask you if you would show me your boobs
>>678673618
tell me the truth: when i masturbate about you, do you cum?
>>678672709
Nigger pussy
>>678673618
if 3 niggers were raping you, would you let them continue in order to avoid being labelled a racist?
I don't have enough cum in my testicles to cover a forehead that size, but god dammit if I'm not wiling to try
>>678673618
i am so hard right now...wanna see?
if 3 niggers were raping you, would you let them continue in order to avoid being labelled a racist?
>>678673618
i need a masturbation partner and you are just the girl i was looking for
>>678673618
i was going to ask you to show me your boobs, but then i realized you might not be as horny as me
>>678674311
the fact that you have to justifiy yourself is cringeworthy
>>678674461
kek reroll
>>678673618
what's 7 minus 4?
5 for her
>>678673618
Sorry, you're just so pretty and it makes me feel funny :o
>>678675221
my cringeworthiness is making you erect, just admit it
too bad i'm a lesbian you closet faggot
>>678675302
Sweet jesus you're darker than vantablack.
>>678675302
Why the fuq you look like a female version of snoop dogg doe
>>678675393
WINRAR
>>678675449
reroll
>>678675444
trips = insta win ?
rerolling
>>678675444
trips dont lie
>>678675302
get back into the zoo, fucking ape
>>678675449
reroll again
>>678675302
Im expecting 5 inches in you
>>678675501
>>678675444
Re roll
>>678675302
>Snappy black girl
>Me likey
>Want to make like sanic and speed things up? Let's fucc
>>678675302
I am offering you a chance to fulfill your hypergamous imperative.
>>678675449
last try
>>678675565
WINRAR
>>678675529
rolling for this
>>678675449
Reroll
>>678675302
It's no nigger cock, but it will have to do.
>>678675302
Want to have sex?
>>678675635
soz m8 you lost to
>>678675565
>>678675302
I'm gonna make you cum faster then sonic hehe
Kek she might not even respond but we'll see
Will wait for a reply before giving a njmber
New one in the meantime!!
6 decides
>>678675845
nice wig mate
>>678675845
>>678676031
Forgot image
>>678676031
let me redpill you about the IQ bell curve
>>678675837
Aren't you like 15 lil man?
>>678676094
You look like Rihanna caught obesity.
>>678672709
is this tinder?
>>678676031
i hate your breed
8 for her
>>678676210
reroll 1/3
>>678676210
reroll
>>678676031
i like fat black girls tbh
>>678676255
tongue my ass
>>678676094
fucking send her this photo. the same iphone !
>>678676255
Bit like you lost your dad
>>678676031
>>678676094
May I call you brown sugar?
>>678676360
reroll
>>678676031
Damn baby I can stop looking for waldo cause I found you (:
>>678676255
Why do you look like a female snoop dogg?
You sippin' on gin and juice or some shit?
>>678676255
Is that a forehead or a landing runway?
>>678676255
Baby, don't be that sassy. T'was just a joke.
>>678676360
rerollingz
>>678676428
WINRAAAAAAAAAAR
>>678676414
REROLL FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA
>>678676414
rerolllll
>>678676094
Are those boobies real? I honestly dont care though, an autist like me has to take what he can get ;)
>>678676360
reroll
>>678676327
rolling for this
>>678676428
WIN.rar
>>678676428
>>678676521
>>678676360
rolling for these
>>678676094
My Daddy molested me at the ages of 5,10 and 15. Each time he would tell me to take it like a champ and never tell Mommy. Ever since the day he was arrested I've been longing for that sweet but loving again. Will you give it to me and call me little Timmy while doing it?
>>678673999
fake triplets
>>678676646
WINRAR
>>678676646
>>678676636
She's not going to respond.
>>678676838
>>678676094>>678676031
Sit on my face
>>678676877
But she did.
7 for her.
Ever made love to a male nurse?
>>678676739
Rolling for this to be said.
>>678677029
When you were little did you think you were falling apart when you shit yourself?
>>678677029 Fancy some fried chicken?
New girl. Dubs, trips, and up for her please.
i would like to ejaculate into your armpit while reciting mein kampf
>>678677176
reroll
>>678677029
Sorry, my stupid bro got my phone
Anyways, how're ya?
Let's try to get her back to fuck with her again
>>678676739
ROLL Motherfuckerino
>>678677029
Im sorry if i offended you. I really just wanted to be funny, tell me about your family
>>678677224
rerolling
>>678677029
Then she must really find you attractive.
Bros, we can save this!
"Babe, keep calm, was just joking. Writing with attractive girls make me nervous."
>>678677191
Keep forgetting pic
>>678677029
Memes amairite xddd
>>678677191
How bout you let me bend you over my pet dog and ram this cock in ya?
>>678677323
roll
>>678677286
final reroll
>>678677191
Girl, u so good looking I'd fuck you even if you were a second grader
>>678677343
sorry, i have no sense of length. wanna see?
>>678677219
Reroll
>>678677029
Fucking hell you so black africans envy you
>>678677343
Would you like to know the exact number of inches?
>>678677443
this god damnit
>>678677390
Roll
>>678677267
>>678677443
Rolling for this
>>678677219
Rolling for this
>>678677522
>>678677343
A very few after looking at your pic. ;)
Damn is the purpose of these threads to lose the girl or actually get something like nudes or laid?
>>678677343
Y'know, 11 are considered few were I live ;)
>>678677522
Winrar. Good one
>>678677689
To get as many lulz as possible
>>678677689
These threads are /b/'s method of communicating with real women.
>>678677443
R-roll
>>678677522
>>678677872
Over 9000
>>678677275
rooling
>>678677872
Send photo of snowdrift
>>678677822
>>678677872
because its two. two inches. But I can do more with two inches than most guys could do with a yard of salami
>>678677872
enough to obliterate your cunt walls
>>678677872
7, my dog bit off the other 4 when I got lonely one night :'(
>>678678018
This
>>678677343
Asian nips like you are only used to a few inches. Unless if you have daddy issues and fuck niggers?
>>678677872
send her this when she replies
>>678678117
fucking kek
rolling
Which is the name of this app?
>>678677872
Vegeta said it best
>>678678070
Rolling for this shit
>>678677872
Is several inches long, longer if you can get me aroused you wench.
She's back.
Let's try 2, or dubs and trips for her.
>>678678117
Sad. :(
Rolling for this one
>>678678117
GOD DAMN
>>678678239
shame I have to look at you, you human mud slide.
>>678678117
ROLLING
O shit mods mods mods
>>678678239
Dude, just hit that, you know you want to
>>678678239
OP she literally wants your dick.
>>678678239
WATCHA JUST SAID BOUT MY EYES, BITCH?!
>>678678239
Thank you, my daddy used to say that before he went to jail :'(
>>678678239
While you're focusing on my eyes my eyes are focusing on those tits, boo
>>678678379
Oh yeah 4 for her
>>678678379
That's what you get for reporting your dad!
>>678678444
Rollin
>>678678444
>>678678433
trips beat dubs?
>>678678239
Me too thanks
>>678678379
triggered,,, you would report a disabled person.. TIMMY
Ask her if she wants to be your nigger slave
I'd say so.
>>678678379
Like mommy reported daddy to the police?
>>678678501
Would say so
MoaaaaaRrrr
>>678678375
Rolling
>>678678501
The dubs came first so gonna have to go with that
>>678678588
rolling
rolll
>>678678239
Why don't you come over?
>>678678239
How can mirrors be real, if our eyes aren't real
>>678678588
well, this is gonna be interesting.
>>678678756
Kek
>>678678678
we lost her
>>678678678
Your a pussy, you should have hooked up with her.
>>678678678
Seriously though. Let's roll around in some flour together if you know what I'm saying.
>>678678678
I IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER FUCK YOU MEAN WHITE BOI TRANNY LOOKIN ASS
1 decides
>>678678952
Lets FUCK!
>>678678588
Moment of Truth>>678678239
WILL SMASH BLACK TRASH?
>>678678859
This please
Dude, bang the chubby Asian. Now
>>678678952
you're a fat nigger and that's right up my alley. wanna trade nudes??
>>678678952
You thirsty ass bitch gtfo
>>678678678
is it hard, not being real people and all that
>>678678952
Your size is amazing. I'm amazed that you can stand without the fucking floor caving in.
>>678678952
Show these beautiful ehes your wonderful titties then;)
>>678678952
Slob on my knob. Cunt.
>>678679007
REROLL!
>>678678952
I like you, any chance of a cheeky pic from you for my amazing eyes?
>>678678952
i would like bout you nipps in my eye sockets.
>>678678952
Just like you. ;)
>>678678952
I like this girl. She seems like she has a wonderful attitude.
>>678678952
I can see us falling in love XD
>>678678379
1v1 me irl u scrub
>>678678952
I want your pussy
>>678678952
how about we make our fucking amazing?
>>678679021
winrar
>>678679101
winrar
>>678678859
THIS IS HAPPENING
>>678679108
Eyes* bump
>>678678952
Any chance you like light meat as much as I like ham?
>>678678952
Thanks, I wear contacts actually so your compliment is invalid.
>>678679021
Winner!
>>678678952
I've always wanted to bang a thick black chick. will you be my sugar moma? What's your yearly income?
>>678678859
rollin' for this
>>678678952
Hook up with this girl.
>>678679242
fagit
>>678679101
Good one
>>678678952
hitler did nothing wrong
>>678678952
Let's meet at a local coffee shop
>>678678952
Girl, seriously, marry me
>>678673999
trips
>>678679021
Next thread I'll explain everything better but this is not my real profile.
>>678679310
fuck that dude. you would get lost in her rolls.
she could open a bakery with her rolls.
>>678679383
Reroll
I want to be dominated really bad, I can take like 7.5 inches up my ass, are you into pegging?
My sides are in orbit right now
>>678679429
OP is homosex
What app is OP using?
>>678679621
grindr
>>678679383
Oh fuck, 1000x this
Please sit on my face... i love me self a near death experiance
>>678679621
okcupid
>>678677608
thats fucked up man haha
I wanna pour some cereal in your asshole and eat it with a spoon
4 decides, I got a new girl coming in
>>678679680
Gtfo fagghot
>>678679752
Yes, lemme see what you got first though
Are you also voting for Donald Trump?
>>678679828
roll
>>678679748
lmao ROLLING
>>678679752
No, I have a dough fetish
>>678679828
reroll
>>678679752
Gross. I'm not having intercourse until I'm married.
>>678679752
My place, 1 hour, get a cab. I'll pay for it. <your address here>
>>678679828
rolling.
Dubs, trips, quads, whatever
Of course thats what im fucking saying. LETS DO THIS!
>>678679752
That's my way of saying I'll give you my batter you enjoy the infection.
>>678679752
I usually like to get to know a girl first, but since you suggested it. We can get to know each other after if you're any good.
>>678679752
Yes, you down for pound town? ;)
>>678679752
bend over bitch
>>678679892
Reroll
>>678679924
winrar
>>678679907
Enough to tear you open, you coin slot cunt.
>>678679924
Winrar
>>678679924
noice
>>678679907
I wanna pour some cereal in your asshole and eat it with a spoon
>>678679899
You mofo, roll for this
>>678679924
winrar
Gonna fuck your monkey ass on my porch.
>>678679899
roll
>>678679907
Jokes on you, I don't even have a penis.
>>678679907
My dick is bigger than your arm, bitch!
>>678679907
You don't deserve my cock, bietch
>>678679953
This please
>>678679907
hitler did nothing wrong
>>678679899
Rolling
>>678679994
reroll
>>678679924
Bless you
>>678679752
Depends, did the pope shit on your face?
>>678679752
No I'm trying to say lets fry that fat ass up like chicken
>>678679924
>>678679907
My grandfather used to kill chinks like you with his M16 back in the days during Vietnam
>>678679899
rollin
>>678679907
It's 2
>>678679907
If you are interested, just look up the weather. Like I said, I'm no weatherman.
>>678680104
roll
>>678679899
Rolllll
>>678680071
reroll
There's about to be 7 planets after I destroy your anus.
>>678680097
ew she nasty
Name of app?
>>678680104
roll
>>678680097
NOICE!
>>678680113
Roll
>>678675302
what app?
>>678679924
Traplord forgive a nigga.
>>678679899
Roll
>>678679907
"Well just think of a 2 liter bottle ;)"
If roll trips op must fuck the fat black chick and post proof.
>>678680104
reeeeroll
>>678680097
This could really lead somewhere
>>678680259
shit im bald my sides
>>678679899
You magnificent bastard. Roll!
>>678680259
what happened to you, canada?
>>678680259
okcupid phone app
>>678680259
>shitimbald
Fucking kek
Do you know first aid? I smashed my thumb :(
>>678672709
What'd you fucking fart you nasty hoe??
>>678680328
reroll
>>678680311
Check em
>>678680259
That middle bottom pic, my sides
>>678678952
oh jesus if she doesnt sent tits
What app is this?
7 decides
>>678679907
What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
10 minutes in the oven.
>>678680311
it has been decided
>>678680071
roll in
By the way you are hot and I wanna do naughty stuff to you
>>678680259
Shitimbald is also fucking blind
>>678680409
Topkek
>>678680478
sooo... do you like memes?
>>678680398
shit the app has changed since i used it
>>678680259
>shitimbald
>>678680478
you down or what?
>>678680409
this
>>678680478
I'm the white mr motivator bitch, now let's fucking bang
>>678680478
Lets skip to the good shit, you give the succ?
>>678680478
Now how about we make this interesting and show me what you're working with. ;)
>>678680478
true that, so? we gonna fuck?
>>678680577
Fucking rolling
>>678680512
ffs one more time
rollin
>>678680409
Roll
>>678680478
So are we fucking or what?
>>678680478
And you're more fun than Bing Bang Theory
>>678680478
Can I put a carrot deep in yo ass ?
>>678680598
reroll
>>678680478
I'm a motivational thruster.
>>678680478
You buy the condoms, or your getting messier.
>>678680409
i see the problem. you need to just rub it.
>>678680615
roll
>>678680478
>>678680478
so you down or what?
>>678680577
Well, at least you know she's got a good sense of humour and is honest but on a negative note it'd be like dating Al murray
>>678680478
You're more overweight than a adult blue whale #obesity
>>678680478
we can fuck or we can discuss memes. dgaf
>>678680478
My place, 1 hour, get a cab. I'll pay for it. <your address here>
>>678680476
Do you faggots not read the thread
stupid fucks
>fags
>>678680718
This
>>678680668
roll
>>678680478
I'll be your Shia and you will be my optimus
Let's fuck all night long
>>678680478
Do you like to cuddle? I like being the little spoon.
>>678680478
actually forget it, let's not fuck.
>>678680681
This un for the win>>678680681
>>678680675
rolll
>>678680478
than*
>>678680577
witnessed
>>678680478
This chick kills
"Shia ain't got nothing on me. So; my place or yours babe?"
>>678680409
7 get
>>678680577
shrek?!
>>678680478
Shitimbald
>>678680766
Roll
>>678680680
Re-roll.
>>678680807
WINRAR
>>678680807
Kek win
>>678680478
ask for a titty fuck
>>678680782
Roll for this
>>678680478
are you familiar with the term artificial insemination?
>>678680807
lol nice waste
>>678680671
Roll
>>678680807
winrar
>>678680807
She bout to get wet now boys
>>678680807
>>678680625
REROLL
>>678680807
Wasted man
>>678680478
lets fuck while shia motivates us.
>>678681013
So when we fucking?
>>678680409
rolllll
>>678681013
Well thats done. lol
>>678681013
So you thinking ATM or are you more of a MMF gal?
>>678681095
Roll
>>678681079
reroll
>>678681013
Let's see them tittiez
>>678681013
What's the next winrar?
>>678681079
Roll.
9 decides
>>678681058
'Could've been worse
>>678680478
If you buy the condoms.. I'll get you some well deserved inches
>>678681095
roll
>>678681013
I wan holocaust u anis
>>678681170
He's waiting for a reply
>>678681198
I'll be your ap and lap that ass
>678681209
LOL
>>678681198
My place or yours?
>>678681198
That's why I am here to slap you with my dick ;)
>>678681198
I could slap u ;)
>>678681198
maybe I can be your teacher for tonight...
Send her this pic
>>678681079
ROLLLLLLLL
>>678681281
Ap teacher*
Slap*
>>678681198
when we fuck I'll slap your ass for that
>>678681198
My place, 1 hour, get a cab. I'll pay for it. <your address here>
>>678681198
Did your AP Teachers tell you about the Holocaust?
>>678681307
Rolling
>>678681198
You want to get a little space docking, or are you more traditional?
>>678679409
Is OP catfishman?
>>678681198
you missed a dot.
>>678681198
Let's take this interesting and show me what caught my eyes in the first place.
>>678681013
7 again? titfuck
>>678681198
I'll slap day phat ass while I ride you all the way to funky town.
>>678681237
re-rolling for this
>>678681198
My high school nickname was nigger slapper lol
>>678680834
Shrek is love. Shrek is life
>>678681209
Winrar?
Another waste
>>678681198
does AP stand for ASS PHAT?
>>678681309
WINRAR
>>678681309
WINRAR
>>678681419
ayy
>>678681198
I'd slap your ass for that. Show me that big black butt gurl
OY VEY 400 BUMPS SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM
>>678681198
I will spank your ass for such disgrace to english vocabulary!
>>678681198
ill bring my batman suit and you slap ME and you will see the dark knight rise!
>>678681398
reroll
>>678680409
>p
>>678681198
This
>>678681339
Winrar
>>678681359
Oh shit. OP gonna get laid. Hope his fridge is full and his parents are ok with a darkie
Lets fuck while shia motivates us.
>>678681439
No faggot
