Help me /b/ please help me I mixed one into water & gave it to my girlfriend's daughter as a special drink cause I thought it'd be funny to watch but she's getting really sick & I can't call for help because they'll know it was me.
Please help me how do I reverse the effects before my girlfriend or mom gets home, I'm begging you please I don't want her to die she's only 4
>>678661049
Also how do I cover up the fact that one is missing so I don't get in trouble for using her stuff?
>>678661197
No please help me if you know any way please
>>678661049
cool story bro
>>678661265
This is now a reaction pic thread
>>678661470
>>678661556
In case it's not troll. Find out if it is a base or acid and then make her swallow the opposite. Also get her to puke.
>>678661265
OK, anon, listen to me. What you must do now is find some household bleach and some oven cleaner. Mix them in a cup and give it to the poor girl ASAP. It is the only way.
Punch her in the stomach, might make her throw it up.>>678661049
>>678661049
make her throw up and feed her a lot of toast
Pic of gf daughter or gtfo
>>678661601
>>678661812
this
timestamp and webm of her throwing up
Google it, for some kind of poisons it is needed to puke, others need laxative to fix a person. Or some other shit, I dont know what's inside of that product, or what it even is.
>>678661734
I tried. I didn't punch her but I kind of stepped on her stomach with one foot & pressed down
>>678661891
>>678661663
How do I find out?
>>678661673
FUCK OFF
Drink an ass ton of water our stomachs are pretty damn strong when it comes down to it.
>>678661967
>>678662093
>>678662057
I've tried giving her clean water but she won't drink she thinks it's another trick
Some drain cleaners have strong acids as their active ingredients, while others have strong bases instead. Lye is a common strong base, with a chemical formula of NaOH (sodium hydroxide). Basic drain cleaners may also contain potassium hydroxide, KOH. Acidic drain cleaners commonly contain sulfuric acid, H2SO4.
You're a faggot OP, but I'm posting this anyway. Guessing from "fizzy", I'd say it's more acidic than basic, but I'm not 100% positive.
>>678661936
Finger in throat, maybe?
>>678661812
>>678661895
I'm not allowed to put pictures of her on the internet
>>678661905
I'm trying googling when I made this thread & I can't find anything for this bramd
delete system32
ur not allowed to give her poisonous substances either faggot, but here we are...
>>678662367
Here you fucking faggot
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002779.htm
Just call the emergency number
>>678662166
Either she drinks it or that shit wont dilute. I am a plumber, experience with this shit oddly enough, she'll be fine worse it can do is burn a hole and she will be shitting i a bag for the rest of her life, so might want to get on that water my man
>>678661663
OP is too stupid to decipher that witchcraft.
>>678662276
>allowed
Yea well you're not allowed to give her toxic chemicals, but here we are.
I found this in hercabinet i think it will help with the pain, if I can get her to drink anything
>>678661049
>>678661197
>>678661891
>>678661371
fuck off OP, try harder next time
>>678662694
Do not give her that. She drank a fucking drain cleaner a pain killer is not going to help with internal dissolving of tissue bud. Think about it
>>678662694
>>678661049
>OP is legit killing a 4 year old
>everyone is laughing and yelling bait
Oh 4chan
>>678662493
I know you're trying to help but I can't call anyone
>>678662624
I'm still trying, I'm trying to give her maypap pills with water but she's not taking it.
>>678662940
Then she's going to die. Call 911 or have a dead four year old. Decide quickly.
>>678661383
>>678662645
I'm follpwing the steps but shes not puking
>>678662687
Well two wrongs don't make a right ID rather not get in more trouble so fuck off if your nottrying to help
Call and tell them she got into it and ate it. 4 year olds do shit like that. Where are you located so I know what news to check tonight when the police are looking for you after she's dead?
>>678662903
Well Shes not taking them anyway so your right
>>678663072
I mean if she cant physically drink because there is holes in the lining thats a different story, you need a specialist at that point. so ask her if she can fucking drink, if shes still cognitive enough to refuse shes going to be fine, shed be doubled over in pain otherwise
>>678661049
>my girlfriend's daughter
So it's not your kid? Why worry?
>>678663330
And you ruined it. If you're stupid enough to think shaking a child is a way to induce vomiting then you should probably opt to kill yourself before anyone gets home.
Grate job op enjoy life in prison with no paroles ha u don goofed man wow
>>678661905
Its drain cleaner you idiot it can dissolve rats its like drano if this thread isnt bait she is kill
>>678663454
BTW I'm a Paramedic. She's going to die. Probably already will. But trying to get help may be the difference between murder and a lesser charge like manslaughter.
>>678663435
I you're you go to jail for child abuse bitch.
>>678661049
everyone know you have to put one up her butt to neutralizer the effects
>>678663538
She isn't saying anything just crying & she is doubled over I thought she might get pumped when I was stepping on her stomach but she's still double over
>>678662276
someone had to make that a rule, huh? I'm on to you, you cheeky bastard
>>678663681
You want to dilute it, tossing would just coat that shit back up in the esophagus. I really dont know why you are trying to get her to throw up so hard, it wouldn't do anything just spread that shit out more
>>678663681
Call 911 you retard
>>678661049
If dubs, put the other five in a glass of water and drink it.
you fucking retard what have you done
>>678663454
Im considering this, they might not know it was me if I whipe my fingerprints off the package and cup
Does anyone know what to use how to clear fingerprints? Please hurry I think I will call them if I can dothat
>>678661049
>>678664122
Tissue
>>678664122
just do it you stupid motherfucker save the kid
Have fun getting ass fucked in prison faggot better call 911 asap before the suburbans show up
1 (800) 222-1222
American Association of Poison Control Centers
But they will probably tell you to kill yourself jst like everyone else...
Don;t tell them you gave it to her.... Use your brain...
>>678661049
stop entertaining OP's shitbait
>>678664086
re-roll
>>678664086
Does that overpower the effects of the first one? if this is a joke please tall me before I try it & make it wprse
>>678663909
DO WHAT SO I DO?,,
You either go to jail for for child abuse or for manslaughter. Make the choice OP call that ambulance.
Time is passing by as death is closer... Think quickly u faggot u hace done this now face the consequences.. Either get help (call 911) or watch as she slowly starts to die...
>>678663657
>>678662687
This. So much this.
>>678664502
Call the fucking cops call for fucking help say she got into the package fuck the fingerprints you couldve picked it up from her hands you stupid motherfucker shes going to die
>>678664387
NO IT DOESN'T, JESUS how young are you?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP HERE, YOU CUCKS FELL FOR THE BAIT.
BAITED BAITED BAITED BAITED
B A I T E D
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You guys are absolute faggots man I'm gonna remember this one
>>678661049
OP, my cucked experience was quite similar in length to that of a hulk's rusty nipples. Bump. I truly ass trips juicy satan. Yes, sacrifice babies, you wavy loopy neet. Silver surfer genitals but asswave niggering pepto zuzzle, chuckled Krakatoa. Privilege? Lol, niggers. Anime OP is a massive fucking faggot cunt. OP watches CP and hypernigger. Put tongued barbecue shit, this thread is dead. Oh boy. OP is a fucking moron, cunt. Qauntum guy shitdick but fuckface 404, how dare you.
>>678664502
Scare the fuck out of here dude, its a fucking four year old. If you cant get a four year old to drink water, I am concerned if you can do anything at this point. There memory really isnt that good anyway, how the fuck did it figure out it was the previous drink they drank, they dont even have that cognitive function yet buddy.
she's calming down slowly now I think it's leaving her system nsturaly. She's crying less & not rolling around
thank god I was about to call the number
>>678664681
Fuck off
>>678664713
Time to put the bong down dude.
>>678664832
Shes calming down because shes dying call the stupid number or you will face jail time for murder
>>678664832
STILL FUCKING CALL SOMEONE FUCK
>keep out of reach of children and pests
Kek
>>678664639
I'm 22 I just not take advanved chemistry
>>678661049
so of all places to go, you choose 4chan
like we're going to know how to do this
>>678664681
That's funny because my FBI report wasn't bait. Have fun getting your home raided, any kids you have put in protective custody, and all your electronics seized faggot LOLOLOL
>>678664832
I didn't know a human could be this retarded.
>>678664832
That's not leaving the system you dip, she's slowly going unconscious (aka slowly dying)
>>678664832
Minor damage with this put it could have been prevented. I just hope she doesnt have to shit in a bag .
>>678664681
STILL LMAO YOU DUMB CUNTS ARE SO GULLIBLE, I"M STILL LAUGHING
I rekt you faggots, I'm saving screenshots now
>>678664832
>>678661049
No worries, she wont die. She will jsut need a liver transplant and to eat meds for rest of her life.
Anon, you are such a prankster.
>>678665052
She's not dying, I just think her voice is gone cause she's ru raspy but I think that's just from the drain cleaner
>>678665095
Yea but is like asking. Will burning her twice gonna bring her back?
>>678665196
Sometimes...........
human that retarded deserves all the shit that happens to him
i hope the kid will be ok, and you go to jail anyway
"Mommy, Anon gave me something that tasted funny. Now I have a real bad stomach ache."
"What? Is my cooking really that bad?"
*laugh track*
*husband gets laid that night*
>>678665155
I've seen people do this before there's no fbi I'm not a fucking conspearacy nut you stupid fuck
>>678665518
So, you're too retarded to not know that you shouldn't feed a kid drain cleaner but you're confident now that she isn't dying....
>>678664713
this
>>678664832
>leaving her system naturally
>thank god
RIP Little girl.
Are all these faggots realy retarded or are they just role playing?
This is bait, but tell her to drink a ton of rubbing alcohol so she throws up. That's what they do to dogs that eat chocolate.
>>678665054
>>678665121
>>678665209
>>678665221
>>678665338
She's watching Beauty and Beast in the front rom now I gave her grape juice if she wanta to drink & a blanket.
I cleanes her face from all the fizz and im gonna let her just chill so it looks normal when they get back
Op, I truly hope that one day, a pigeon flies into your house, picks up the drain cleaner, and drops it in your coffee.
>>678666103
role playing. they're trying to counter bait OP by wasting his time...
>>678661049
She basically now has a time released puck of bleach in her stomache. The only way is to get some ipecac and have her throw it up. Also, your existence hinders our natural evolution as a species. Don't reproduce, plz.
>>678666199
tfw I'm a pigeon, mission accepted
>>678666176
I will try that if she starts drinking. There was rubbing alchohol in the cabinet so I'll mix it with her juice
>>678665816
Omg you are so right I was thinking of the FIB on Grand Theft Auto.
Op your a fucking failure I laugh
>>678666199
Why does it have to be a pigeon
>>678666191
Let's say she doesn't die, something like that WILL do permanent damage.
>>678666500
Because nothing else would want to fly into op's dirty house
>>678662932
because it's obviously not real
>>678666191
Also time stamp
>>678666560
Well no shit. If its high up, you cant physically eat or drink, it goes through holes too early or if its a hole burned through once the stomach acid is back up it'll just march through other organs and eat itself, or best case scenario its lower down and its an asston of internal infections that will kill you
>>678666636
Of course, I was stupid not to come to that conclusion
How could I be so blind
I just whiped it clean of prints just in case, thanks for the advice guys.
Seek immediate medical help. DO NOT make a person throw up unless told to do so by Poison Control or a health care professional.
If the chemical was swallowed, immediately give the person water or milk, unless instructed otherwise by a health care provider. DO NOT give water or milk if the person is having symptoms (such as vomiting, convulsions, or a decreased level of alertness) that make it hard to swallow.
DO NOT give vinegar or lemon juice, as this may cause more severe burning.
>>678667043
you faggot op grape juice has acid you dumbfuck
>>678667043
holy shit you're bad at this bait thing OP
>>678661049
You do realize the mods here cooperate fully with LE right? I've already contacted them and so have other people here you worthless piece of shit. Obvious troll is obvious but I'd rather not take that chance . Fucking autistic fat fuck, I can't wait for you to get raped in prison you dumb nigger
>>678667043
you realise you're getting more trolled than anybody you're trying to troll right? yee?
>>678667043
u r fucked... rip op have fun in jail
>>678662932
Why would anybody lie on the Internet of all places?
Also, lurk more before you post, filthy fucking newfag
>>678666431
PARTY AT OP'S HOUSE
TURN UP
>>678667119
Someone said I should give her acid to fight the infection from the fizzy cleaner but she's not drinking anything yet so we're safe for now either way
just prop her up draw some eyes on her eyelids
Op, when the fuck did they start selling Plinks in UK?
>be op
>really bored, have to look after someone's kid
>decide to give her drain cleaner for the lols
>"woops gave her some bleach, could kill this 4 year old. better post about it on 4chan"
>mfw girl dies, I'm in prison, but hey, at least I got 100 replies on /b/
>suck 99999 cocks
This is either bait or complete retardation, never reproduce
>>678661049
Hey OP, you only trolled yourself, bl.
>>678666765
>>678667074
I would go with this.
But honestly keep it with milk as it is really the only basic thing that we drink and will neutralize the hcl in your stomach. It will also make it easier and less painful to puke.
I really don't understand why people are so against vomiting. If the substance is dangerous it is better outside of your body then have it absorb while you are trying to figure out what to do.
>>678667807
>4m
Op, you don't have to tell us how many cocks you've sucked
>>678667074
I couldn't make her throw up and she didn't drink Anthony I gave her so we're good
>>678667944
Kek
>>678667659
Kek
>>678667258
just to humer you what's le
>>678667563
I have no idea and I'm not in the yukon
Timestamp and pic of your murder victim.
>>678667807
Kill yourself faggot. If this isnt bait then tell us what city you live in so we can at least be entertained when they arrest your nigger ass.
And if you're not going to take the advice anons give you because you're a pussy shit then get the fuck out nigger.
>>678668255
Nope no murder & I already timestanped. Here
>>678667807
Ok, guys let's find op
I don't know how the fuck we gonna do it but let's do it /b/. Let's gather some information about him
>he lives in america somewhere
>... look at the photos, somebody's got to know, recognise the patterns, lawn mowers etc.
>>678668330
She's fine now I was really worried but she's calmed aay down and not mad at me anymore. The only advice I need npwyis I'm trying to make a fake drain fizz thing to replace the one we used
>>678668599
It's 4am where he is ,use the timezone to narrow down possible locations
>>678668537
fuck this is some low quality bait, at least try....
>timestamps a clock
>oh fuck guys maybe OP really does own a clock
>>678668599
Being this much of a fag
>>678661049
Read the instructions on the back, dumbass
>>678667043
Dude, I was just laughing at all this bait. But Jesus fucking Christ, !ow your goddamn lawn you hick.
>>678668857
>>678224014
You will also need a hammer, and a knife. If you lack anything just improvise.
Roll a piece of paper very tightly around two pencils. Everytime you have 1/5th of paper left unrolled, insert a new piece of paper between the roll and the paper. Do this until you have about 5 times the thickness of your bore. After this put a piece of duct tape on the tube to keep it from unraveling. Take the pens out of the tube. Tap the tube's both ends on a flat surface to even out the roll. Take about one piece of paper and fold it in middle. Place it ontop of 10 piece of paper and cut them in half by following the folding line. Roll the said papers like you rolled the tube, except this time don't use a pen. Make the cork about the size of your bore and put some duct tape on it. Take your earbuds and cut off the bud parts. Split the cable and expose the wiring on end of the cable. Make a small slit on one end of the tube. Place the audiojack on mouth of the tube and push it in using the cork. Use hammer to tap in the cork. Place the audiojack's cable in the slit you made. Hammer both sides of the tube against a surface until they're hard as they get. Widen the open end with a pencil. Test that the ignition works: Push a bit of steel wool down the barrel with a pencil and connect the wiring to 9V battery while looking into the barrel. Unconnect the battery and use duct tape generously to cover the tubing. Use tape generously to secure the closed end of your tube. Extract matchheads from matchsticks. Crush them into powder by using a spoon. Put more steel wool into the barrel and pour your matchhead powder in the barrel. Put a small piece of paper down the barrel along your projectile. Wrap one of the cables around wider terminal(-), and tape one lightly on the gun's barrel. To fire the gun touch the battery's positive(+) terminal while holding the tube.
Then aim it at yourself
>>678668940
It's not 4 AM, I showed you the time on the clock, it's morning.
And by the way, don't find me. My girlfriend will be home an hour and half and my mom will be home a little after
We don't need some dumb people showing up with craze storeys.
Call poison control you FUCKING RETARD
one of these
>>678670064
No need. she's safe on the couch not poisined anymore and about to take a nap
>>678670579
retard
>>678661980
Put a tab in vinegar. Vinegar is acetic acid.
>>678661049
Dude you're dumb as shit. Who the fuck thinks "hur hur this will be funny" and poison a child. Go fucking kill yourself.
hi
>>678671207
Didn't think it would poisin her just make her bubble up and she's fine now. And it was pretty funny first before she started crying I would have taken a video if I thought about it
>>678668599
i dunno how to enhance very well so use OP's source image if you're a wizard, this was the best I could do. can anybody make out what this says? could be part of a script
>>678667899
Would you really want to puke acid into your nasal cavity? I can imagine it might sting a little....
>>678669639
Something about a 24 year old
>>678671635
You faggots thinking you're so hi tek.
Have it.
maybe a little better?
>>678672344
What?
>>678672563
nvm retard already posted zoom up
>>678672563
>maybe we can find him by his lawnmower and his Mapap
>ANONYMOUS IS ON THE CASE
>can't even read his clock
fuck off fags
Just a heads up for all of you dumb faggots, Plinks are non toxic and bio degradable. There was never a kid if that wasn't clear you god damn spergs.
Somebody should legit document this and submit to LE. Dude's house, yard, and hands look dodgy as fuck. Maybe mods could trace IP just in case. A child's life could legitimately be at risk. It'd be much safer to just go check it out.
>>678661049
you have no clue what drain cleaner is do you
>>678673819
fuck off back to tumblr you triggered special snowflake wannabe
Good morning anons.
How are you starting your morning?
>pic related my breakfast
You guys will never find me haha
>go ahead and try
>>678664344
>not showing tabs
you're doing it wrong
>>678661049
if she dies can you post nudz, it's not CP if they're dead.
>>678672380
you realize you can be traced by the rx number right?
Guys if we dont alert the police we are all accessory to murder.
You would be going to jail anyways
>>678661049
try giving her another one and see if it reverses the first
Stick finger down throat and tickle back of throat to force puke.
Taker her to hospital before you fucking kill her, you stupid sonofabitch.
Drinking dangerous chemicals designed to dissolve sink shit is not a funny joke. Before you turn into the evening news, call 911.
This is assuming you're not bullshitting.
>>678667563
Maybe she'll just have reallly clean shits for a week?
Fuck this thread report for illegal content to destroy it
>>678674991
this is the shittiest bait thread I've ever seen
>>678674798
No murder has taken place you baitgoblin. OP is a liar & a gentleman.
>>678674606
savage
You should just go right ahead and eat the rest of those tablets. That way it seems like you lost them and you can enjoy the pain you caused a child. Have fun bitch titties.
Some people eat cleanser every day don't be a pussy
>>678674272
>thinking you're OP
>mfw I am clearly OP
>>678674175
>>678668599
if this isnt bait, lets find the fuck,
>>678664344
Hey guys, check out the cuck
>>678675157
Yet so many fags took it.
Call an ambulance you retard. And check on the box what you're supposed to do if something living consumes it
>>678674798
all jokes aside, somebody in america report op and his prescription to the police please (they'll be able to trace it) - i know we all like stupid shit and trolling but this needs to be checked up on just in case. if they find nothing, then no harm, but it's worth checking, and even if the kid is fine now we should consider future actions of somebody this retarded
Honestly if she's not dead at this point she'll be okay.
The fact that you didn't take her to a hospital because you were scared of getting in trouble proves how fucking autistic you are. Idk why you'd think it'd be funny to give a toddler chemicals. She trusted you man. I suggest you never be around children ever again. You sound like a fucking child who picks on their little sister because "it's funny". Except you're a grown fucking adult who knew the risks and still did it.
>>678675903
Idk who the fuck is in those pictures or where it came from
>>678675903
You'd laugh & you know it.
>>678676071
This guy is so autistic is hilarious. But giving a baby chemicals isn't exactly in my book of humor
Make her vomit. Atleast three times.then have her drink water in between
I hope to god this is bait.
>>678675805
>>678675903
>consider future actions of somebody this retarded
>>678672380
>>678673819
>>678667807
>>678667043
>>678662694
>>678661049
>>678674991
>>678675564
>>678668599
>>678675402
....what? What is it boy?
Timmy down the well?
>>678676286
She's 4 years old, she can handle it.
Do not break open Plink capsules or take internally. Contains d-limonene and paraffin wax.
>>678675402
We can find him with this...
>>678675154
The quicker it goes the less likely someone will find op and report him to the authorities
OP here, my girlfriend just called me & talked to her daughter. (I did daughter voices cause she's asleep)
Looks like everything is turning out OK.
>>678677221
even if this guy is joking someone should call the police on this fag just incase
>>678661673
Don't do this anon. It will turn your girlfriends daughter into mustard gas.
>>678672380
can any med students or pharmacy assistants help us out with this anonymously please?
Now that I have everyone's attention, I will reveal the real reason for this thread-
I have mixed up a cocktail which I shall drink provided one of you gets dubs in reply to this post.
Godspeed.
>>678676480
>>678677386
>>678677747
american wizards help us please
