Hey /b/, if you have any, describe your encounters with crazy chicks.
I had a crazy girlfriend for two years straight so here is my story. I actually have a lot involving her but I'll start with this one:
>Be cheating on her for a couple days because she won't let me dump her
>She hacks my Facebook and finds out
>Starts acting like me and bitching out the girl I'm cheating with
>Later I kick her off of my Facebook and apologize to the other girl
>FF a couple hours later, it's 1 in the morning and she's at my door
>Don't answer
>She keeps banging on it so I let her
>Tears and snot running down her face, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
>Act confused
>She believes me but refuses to leave and makes herself at home
>Claims she took a one hour walk all the way here at 1 in the morning
>I tell her she can stay the night if she sucks me off
>She sucks me off with tears streaming down her face
She's really hot too. Petite but has a very nice hip to waist ratio. She has b cup tits and a perky little butt. Her face was also very cute and she had long wavy black hair.
I'll cont. if anyone's interested
Ok post pic of crazy gf?
continue op
>>680982930
YUP WHAT HE SAID
>Wake up to find her frantically going through my laptop
>I instantly jump out of bed and pull her away
>She puts up a fight but I manage to pull her back to the bed and pin her down
>"Anon why aren't you letting me see it?"
>Tears start running down her face and she struggles
>"Because there's nothing to see."
>I kiss her neck and she gives in
>"Do you love me, anon?"
>I say yes only to get inside those sweet walls
>We have some good sex then she goes back home
>FF a couple hours later and she's banging on my door again
>I open it but leave the second glass part of the door shut
>Tears, makeup and snot running down her face again
>"What now?" I ask
>"I SAW THE MESSAGES ANON!"
>Oh shit
>I slam the door and the go back into my room
>All I hear for an entire hour at least is her banging on the door and twisting the doorknob
>It suddenly goes quiet, and I start to relax
>Suddenly I hear something in the backyard, where my window faces
>See girlfriend trying to climb over the fence but failing
>I run out and tell her to stop
>I tell her I'll talk to her if she meets me out front, but I will not let her in
>She agrees and rushes to the front door
>Cont.
It's about to get juicy now. And I won't post any pics for privacy reasons, sorry.
How exactly was she crazy besides wanting to be with an idiot like you?
>She hacks my Facebook
Body pics of your gf OP?
>>680983551
Clearly OP is a preteen girl amirite?
itt: guys cheating on girls and then calling them the crazy ones
>I see her pacing back and forth on my front porch
>I step out and she instantly tries to give me a hug
>I shove her off and she begins wailing in misery like a maniac
>"What do you want to talk about?" I ask her
>"Stop talking to girls, anon."
>"No. Now go home."
>She refuses to leave and insists on jumping at me and trying to hug and kiss me
>"LOVE ME ANON"
>I laugh and try to go back inside
>She pushes her way inside to and grab her by the shirt to control her
>She scratches at me while screaming
>I threaten to call the cops
>She grabs my phone and tosses it
>I'm starting to lose my nerve, so I push her as hard as I can, shoving her back outside
>She lands face first in the concrete and without a second thought, I slam the door on her.
>"I'm gonna kill that bitch, anon! You just wait! I will actually do it!"
>Cont.
>>680984180
Projection is real up in this bitch.
>>680983551
Apparantly he had access to my email so she could change my fb password and stuff
>>680982313
>she looked like charli xcx
>she was funny and really cool
>got on great with each other
>fast forward 5 months
>walking home from clubbing
>literally starts punching herself in the face
>because "you talked to xxx"
>i'm standing there in shock
>figured she was just drunk and didn't mention it
>fast forward another month
>tells me she is pregnant. i shit bricks.
>she wants to keep it
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>say i'll go with her to the docs, she says no
>fast forward 1 last month
>meet doctor while out shopping
>mention pregnancy, doc looks confused
>she has a tantrum of biblical proportions
>i hug the doctor and walk away
>that was last i ever seen her
be careful bros, the craziest ones are experts in hiding their true nature until they have you hooked.
>>680984334
>i hug the doctor
fuckin topkek m8
hahahhah
> be me, high on acid, somehow ended up in the house of a bunch of students ive never met, me and this girl Fuschia (she was like my fucking guardian angel or something, she stayed with me the whole night)
>the two of us decide to play skyrim on her sweet sweet gaming rig, do some daedric prince quests
>i start genuinely thinking Hermaus Mora is real, and he starts coming out of the walls and bartering with me for my soul
>so, consider, if you will, being 100% convinced that oblivion, the daedric princes, all of it actually exists. i figured it was better to have some demon backing me than have a soul, so, thats fine, hermaus mora now has my soul, and I was his bitch.
>walk into front room, try to convince everyone there that they should sell their souls to Hermaus Mora too.
>they're all wierded out, fuschia takes me to a side room, and says she needs to get the demons blood out of me.
>this ever so gentle girl who had just been bringing me through the night
>she starts biting my arms, hard, breaking the skin, drinking the blood. i was really confused, but it felt really right, so i started doing the same to her arms.
>ecstasy.jpg
>wake up together, both with raw, chewed arms, and she just smiles and gets up and leaves.
>now, i am inclined to think that daedric princes aren't real, that was just the acid. but, i am sure that lastnight i met a goddess in the flesh, and I've got her teeth marks on my arms to remember her by.
>>680984666
Did you ever pursue the Goddess?
>>680984666
Yo find this bitch and put a ring on it. Seriously.
>>680984277
>FF the next day, she's at my door again
>The girl stopped talking to me and I gave up on even using fb, so I let my gf in
>While cuddling in bed, she looks at me, dead serious, "Where do people find hitmen?"
>"I don't know..?"
>"I heard you can hire them on the deep web. Is that true, anon?"
>FTW she won't stop talking about hitmen.
>"I mean, I guess I could kill someone myself. But then I'd have to dump the body in acid or something. I'll get found out."
>FF a couple days later and things seemed to have calmed down
>I tell her I'm going to hang out with a couple friends
>My friend who likes her messages her through Facebook and tells her that the girl who I did talk to on Facebook is there.
>Girlfriend won't stop calling and texting me now
>She's leaving so many messages
>My friends tells her where we are without letting me know
>I'm in my friend's car, and he's just parked outside a Walmart, he lights and joint and we smoke it
>Suddenly, a taxi pulls up in front of the Walmart, and, low and behold, my girlfriend comes out and hands the taxi driver a wad of cash
>Oh god
>Cont.
>>680984638
i said something like "i'd like you to be our doc right the way through the pregnancy" and the doc looked surprised and then she said "i guess congratulations are in order?" that's when the penny dropped. the feeling of pressure that got lifted from me was overwhelming so i just hugged her. :)
>>680982313
>can't even dump a bitch
>got hacked by your gf
Fuckin beta bitch faggot OP
>>680984985
this was literally lastnight. i spoke to a couple of people i thought might know her, one of them seemed to vaguely know who she was, but not personally. its like i was the only person she was actually there for, idk. maybe one day I'll see her again.
>>680985044
my friend, if i ever see her again on a night out, or anywhere, i may very well propose to her. ive never met anyone as divine as her.
